K-Fat Turns Old

The hottest party in New York is happening tonight!

The hottest party on the planet!!!!!!!

Ha!

K-Fat is straying from the Spears tour tonight by holding a birthday party for himself at the M2 UltraLounge in New York.

That's, like, only the coolest, most A-list bar in NY, right????????

We propose singing "PopoZão" to the failed rapper in place of Happy Birthday!

Take pics.

And try not to throw your drinks at him!

Posted: Mar 19, 2009 at 3:00 pm / Email this »

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70 comments to “K-Fat Turns Old”

hopes z says – reply to this

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Never heard of that bar! Wonder how much they're paying him? To me March 19th is only St. Joseph's Day, not K-Fat's BD.
spacedog says – reply to this

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Sad…When you're publically inviting strangers to your lame ass birthday party you've reached a new personal low.
Free Speech 4Ever says – reply to this

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I always think its funny that celebrities are so full of themselves that they actually throw "huge A-list" birthday parties for themselves. Who really gives a fuck?
DikinCider says – reply to this

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be a lot better than your shit in austin anyday
Neverevenknewhim says – reply to this

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I'm guessing there will be more people at his party than any of yours.
simone1 says – reply to this

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quit calling people fat! he's as big as you are!
Beary Nice says – reply to this

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Is it true that Sarah Palin is a scientologist?
simone1 says – reply to this

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he's more famous that you and that's KILLING you! ha ha
Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? says – reply to this

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"And try not to throw your drinks at him!"
We'll remember that when you host your next party!!!!!!!
Fucktard.
Plavooka says – reply to this

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scumbag used Britney for her money and fame
Hmm.. Where is BBD and Harry?? says – reply to this

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And, what's with this "FAT" stuff Mario? I have a $100. bill that says you weigh in more than K-Fed does. Who the fuck do you think you are? Someone needs to sick Richard Simmons on your ass!!!!!!!
Now there's a visual for ya!!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Sounds as interesting as One Night in Austin….
erickaenvy says – reply to this

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hi-fucking-larious
M*I*A*R says – reply to this

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STFU FAT FUCK!!! Looks who's talking porky fucking PIGGGGG Hilton.
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Plavooka says – reply to this

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notice he didn't mention his age
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: Plavooka – Not to mention he saved the kids from her bullshit when she was acting like a super mom…
WendyKnight says – reply to this

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Why is this freedloading low life leech going all out Paris Hilton style for his birthday? One thing different between him and Paris - at least Paris made most of her own money.

Of course he's paying for his parties with the extra 4k a week Britney is giving him.

"Oh, he's a good daddy, he stepped up when no one else would!!!" Do you deserve a medal for stepping up and being a parent when you're SUPPOSED to do it anyway?
joeharter1 says – reply to this

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Well, somebody was willing to pay him to have his party there, so clearly he's not a COMPLETE loser.
devil_dawg_wife says – reply to this

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His party will probably have more people than yours. Is that what you are afraid of?
Meka Mo says – reply to this

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hahaha K- FED a loser I would never go to M2. I guess he cant get into Butter or Bungalow. Shizz Pink Elephant is cooler than M2. hahaha loser freek.
MISSMILA says – reply to this

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WAIT..WEREN'T YOU SAYING HE WAS A GOOD FATHER FOR STEPPING UP WHEN BRIT BRIT WENT APE SHIT AND NOW YOUR TRYING TO PLAY THE DUDE! VERY UNCOOL!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Lame….
"Inviting" complete strangers to a birthday party.
Firehouse713 says – reply to this

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HUMM I wonder is BRIT is paying for it?
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Kevin turns 30…. Mario, you are 30 years old!!! You are both OLD!!!!!
ItsMeRayne says – reply to this

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Dont be mean to Perez. LMAO!! Funny thing is all you people on here saying Perez will have less people at his party and that he shouldnt be calling people fat, etc etc. Remember you logged into HIS site not the other way around, so maybe you all need to STFU, he's obviously more famous than YOU ARE!!!!

On the topic of K-Fed, I give that man a little credit though. He did take those kids away from Britt when she was at her lowest point. God knows what she would have done to those kids if they were left in her care at that time. She's getting better now. But K-Fed needs to give it a rest though!
Pulcina says – reply to this

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how do you know what means "popozão"????
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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BFD
ItsMeRayne says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua –
He'll be 31 yrs old. Remember that big supposed blow out he had on his 30th last year that Perez reported on?
HelloKittyLovr says – reply to this

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So shallow for a guy!
kit catt says – reply to this

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k-'fat”s bday is the 21st(first day of spring) i only know cos it's my grandma's birthday happy birthday….
cockface says – reply to this

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i heard it has allready sold more than your shiteous event tubby. in case you forgot lick my hairyballsac
thinderella says – reply to this

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So his age equals his weight, right? (in stones)
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: ItsMeRayne – LOL! I guess Mario has a few more months before he is OLD too!
HelloKittay says – reply to this

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The only people that will come will be looking for freebies!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – make that days!!!!
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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lol
JessJess31 says – reply to this

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I rather hang with k-fed in new york then Solange in austin
milky99 says – reply to this

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Re: Firehouse713 – too much…..
Love shouldn't hurt like this says – reply to this

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Why throw drinks at him? You don't like him again now?
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He's been a real gentleman with regards to Britney and her boys. He could have aranged it so she never saw them again with shit she was pulling there for a while. He could have robbed her blind in the divorce. He didn't.
PUAinNYC says – reply to this

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I notice Perez has been quiet on the pic of one of the Jonas brothers doing the slanty eyed pic thing (a la Miley). This fags hypocrisy knows no bounds.
DikinCider says – reply to this

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Re: ItsMeRayne – Perez are you pretending to be other people again???
dosquapo says – reply to this

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Perez.. que chulo
ride00 says – reply to this

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I dont get why people would go to his party…
DaLa says – reply to this

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He's still younger than YOU, Perez!
TiaBelle says – reply to this

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honestly he was only famous by association, and britney ditched him 3 years ago, so why are we still talking about him?
Jagexpress says – reply to this

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Re: DikinCider – LMAO! Good One FATSO!
Jagexpress says – reply to this

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I think alot of folk's that come on here have some serious anger issues! If U Hate P so much why come on here and take the time to post?

I get pissed off with his post's at time's … but "Spade A Spade" … I've been coming here since 2005! Our Boy has come a long way! I've enjoyed watching him develop into a new and improved Perez!

That Said! K-FAT aka BUTHOLE's party? My question is The Club really A-List or is that sarcasm? Come on New York?

What's the "Shiz" on this Club?

Note" I know the website is listed but that mean's nothin' ….
Sunshine45 says – reply to this

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That must be an old pic he is so not that thin.
Mellymelle says – reply to this

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Isn't that picture from when he was 50 lbs thinner?
Eclebrit says – reply to this

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i hate him!!!
HotForTeacher says – reply to this

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Anyone want to bet that more people will show up to this than to Mario's bore-fest in Austin?
itskaylabitch says – reply to this

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I wonder how many losers will show up to this party. Who does he know in NY, i mean its kinda weird celebrating your B-day with a bunch of strangers.
xstormyx714 says – reply to this

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Ewww Kevin Farterline is Nasty!!! who the hell would want to party with him…..unless it was free admission and he paid for the drinks all night, and bought everyone Taco Bell afterwards!!!!
italianxo says – reply to this

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actually m2 used to be mansion..its a hot club here in new york but fri is the nite there..thurs is whackkkk
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Hey, he did take care of his kids during Britney's setback. Now she is fine and in good shape. Let him enjoy his B-Day!
southernbelle09 says – reply to this

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HE IS A MALE GOLD DIGGER..WHAT A LOSER
barney96 says – reply to this

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K FED is HOT NOW!!!!! HE LOOKS BETTER WITH A FEW LBS!!!!!
HahaSasha says – reply to this

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LMAO! popozao, what a disgusting song. i didn't even let the song reach a minute before closing the imeem window.
superawesomedave says – reply to this

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Why in the fuck would anybody want to go to his party? what kind of human goes to this type of shit. I would eat my mother's "ASS" before i would ever go to his Birthday party…..SAD SAD SAD WORLD….
JustaHillbilly says – reply to this

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Britney needs to take him for everything.
HER BOYS!!!!
HER MONEY BACK!
and make Charmin biotch..yes, the TP if you will, suck his sorry ass lil dick for the rest of his life.
K-(Iamso)Fed (upwith)…needs to go back to the trailer park he came from or be shot in the head! Either or is good!

Britnay deserves so much better than this.
Purrr, I am so cute says – reply to this

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Well lets keep it real, Britney is throwing him a b-party because he has no job!!!!
TheQueenBee says – reply to this

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Re: JustaHillbilly – it's britney not britnay
HotHBoil says – reply to this

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I wouldn't waste my drink on him - that's a big time party foul! Can we lock him up in Gitmo instead? He needs to be waterboarded. I can't stand him!!!
umabdt says – reply to this

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GOLD-DIGGER
acat says – reply to this

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dude perez……what do you think you are, a fuckng A LISTER? your a freaking blogger man please know your place….and kfed is way cuter than you are, how bout you stop f.ing acting like you are THE SHIT and be realistic… do you ever wake up and think wow, im really a douched fucktard….word of advice- you should, buddy.
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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How Old Is He Now?…
OK!!!
I Give Up!!!!!
I'm Not Good At Acting As If I Care About Him!
11.21.08 <3 says – reply to this

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fuck that im going to britneys concert tonight!
beth1675 says – reply to this

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What a loser! In Hollywood, you don't throw parties for yourself!
sexybiscuit says – reply to this

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I know you're thin and all now Perez but now YOU'RE calling other people FAT??????? One would think you my friend would be a bit more sensitive….
bigwill05 says – reply to this

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SO… Who was looking after the kids whilst he was partying and Brit was doing her thing in Toronto????

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Whoa! Criss Angel is NOT messing around here!

The Luxor headlining illusionist was recorded having quite the verbal altercation with Joe Monti, one of his magic producers on Wednesday, during which Angel is heard threatening to knock him out - and now he's had a police report filed against him!

Give it a listen (above)!

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He explains:

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Scary!

Violence is never the answer, folks!