It's Personal!
Lance Armstrong is just too good for anyone to believe. The seven time Tour de France champion has to unfortunately endure more testing and skepticism than his fellow teammates do.
By Armstrong's count, he's already had 24!!!!! drug tests since he started cycling again in August. 24!!!!!!
It's like they're testing him every week now. And, the latest test has cancer survivor with a new haircut, though not by choice.
On Tuesday, a French anti-doping inspector showed up unannounced and met up with the cyclist after Armstrong finished training in the south of France.
That's when the inspector pulled out some scissors and chopped away at Armstrong's hair, taking six clumps for sampling. Oh, he also had to take blood and urine samples.
But, in good spirits Armstrong told the press that the inspector who "flew down from Paris, he was a French doctor, couldn't have been nicer. He was a total gentleman. He didn't make my hair look very good, that's why I cut it after that, after he butchered it. There were a few good stripes at the back so we just buzzed it down."
Lance even posted a recent picture of himself with his new, short 'do on his Twitter photo page. And we got to say, he is looking hot! Even with less hair.
He did add that "A lot of my co-workers and old friends and former teammates are (on) less than 5" tests. Though he says "I'm fully aware that it's part of the job. I knew that going in. I'm a little surprised by the frequency, but I'm not complaining."
Either way, Armstrong has nothing to hide so the tests will only serve to continuing proving he is, without a doubt, the top record holder. Legally.
[Image via WENN/FayesVision.]
Completely Gratuitous
Nicolas Cage Still Gets Leading Roles?
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It doesn't seem like he would be one to dope.
moving right along…
LEAVE LANCE ALONE DAMMIT!! HE'S AN INSPIRATION AND A ROLE MODEL.
IF YOU WANT TO PUNISH YOURSELF FOR ANYTHING BAD YOU'VE DONE GO TO EGOTASTIC AND CHECK TRANNY GAGA NIPPLE SLIP…
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PUKE!
Re: aj – you want mail?
Re: jimmyjazz – Agreed.. Leave the man alone
You're such a sports aficianado aren't you Mario?
*rolling eyes*
Yes, he's NEVER taken any performance-enhancement drugs! Just like Paris Hilton has never taken party-enhancement drugs! Some of you are so naive.
Re: _Alice_ – YES YES YES YES
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He does hang around with McConaughey . . . .
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Re: aj – poppysmith650@googlemail.com
Don't worry, it's a fake email. As soon as you email, I'll delete it.
Poooooooooor Lance–EVERYONE knows he's dirty and always has been–he's just found a good substance that they can't seem to figure out.
who cares. This guy is class A jerk.
THIS CHEATING DOUCHEHOLE IS ABOUT AS CLEAN AS MARTINA HINGIS!!!
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ONLY TO WHITNEY HOUSTON, YOU SCRUMPTIOUS DARLING!!!
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Re: _Alice_ – can you email from perez hilton or we talking personal email?
Lance Armstrong is a womanizing douchebag. I cannot stand him. He needs to have his testicles cut off.
Lance is an embarrASSment. Furthermore, the drug testing is totally routine for most elite athletes (pro sports like the NFL excepted.) And the number of drug tests that you're subject to is usually directly linked to your rankings, so no surprise he gets tested often. Quit trying to garner him sympathy.
If he is clean, he should be glad they are testing him that much!
Every time they test him it´s another slap in the face of those who thinks he is into doping.
I hope he is clean…
Re: aj – personal email. Don't worry, we're all cool. But if you're not into it, it's not a problem. Just thought you might want to join to us in our PH bashing!
Re: aj – Just a hint….you can always make up another email to email us!
Re: _Alice_ – i sent it to ya
Come on. Of course he's guilty. What about those dodgy test results years ago? Advances in doping always are way ahead of those trying to catch the cheats.
Did anyone see the Intervention episode of the guy who got kicked off the cycling team because of Lance Armstrong! It was crazy lance sounded like tight bum!
"Armstrong has nothing to hide"? How do you know? Almost everyone in the pro cycling world assumes he was/is on the juice…..did you defend Floyd Landis and Alex Rodriguez too? What about Marion Jones?
come on man. Even McEnroe finally admitted he used.
is it true he only has one nut?
Comon' Perez, how can you stand by him? Almost everyone in the pro cycling world assumes he was on drugs. There's no way he could have won 7 times without help from dope.
Because of the accusations that were made last time after the fact, he would be wise to test and document every step of the way this time. Prove them wrong.
The french are such haters. I wouldnt be surprised if they purposely tried to spike his drink with something.
he has everyone fooled. this guy has been caught multiple times, his name and the fact he survived cancer has given him a free pass.he is the one balled teflon man. its a fucking joke. he may be clean now. but he has not always been that way
Re: LeoNa$ GHo$t – LG I gave you a shout out on the Mariah Post. Hey, I have not been able to log in for a week!!! I could only read. Today is the first day I've been able to get back in. Just sending warm
wishs your way. Hello to everyone. Sad about Natasha Richardson!
xoxo,
Sheba
BECAUSE THE FRENCH HATE ALL THINGS AMERICAN…..
but why do we care HE'S RIDING A FUCKIN BIKE……
He is beginning to look like a dork. He should have retired from cycling and found some other career if he needed something to do. He is not aging well and the cycling will do him in.
hey, "I'M CLUBBED" etc…
Don't worry, we only dislike stupid Americans who hates bikes.
I credit his wins, but think he's a jock recognition junkie. Someone is raising his kids, but it ain't him. Talkaboutyerextendedadolescence.