They always have good intentions!
The wonderful wackadoodles over at PETA are never going to be taken seriously if they continue with this shiz!
What have they done now, you ask?
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have written George Clooney a letter pitching the idea of a Clooney-flavored tofu to the actor!!!
PETA believe the Clooney-tofu - or "CloFu" - would "raise awareness" about the importance of abstaining from meat products. The letter asked the A-list actor for permission to inject his sweat into the tofu!!
"Your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu… CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table," wrote Ingrid E. Newkirk, the president of PETA.
What has she been smoking???
The good stuff apparently, because Newkirk even likened the flavor of George Clooney's perspiration to "gravy."
Sorry guys, but don't expect to see "CloFu" hitting supermarket shelves anytime soon - George isn't down with the Clooney-flavored tofu by any means!
"As a mammal, I'm offended," Clooney remarked.
But think of all the possibilties, George!
CloFu dogs, CloFutti Cuties, CloFu and broccoli… they're endless!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]