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PETA Propose Clooney-Flavored Tofu

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They always have good intentions!

The wonderful wackadoodles over at PETA are never going to be taken seriously if they continue with this shiz!

What have they done now, you ask?

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have written George Clooney a letter pitching the idea of a Clooney-flavored tofu to the actor!!!

PETA believe the Clooney-tofu - or "CloFu" - would "raise awareness" about the importance of abstaining from meat products. The letter asked the A-list actor for permission to inject his sweat into the tofu!!

Barf!!

"Your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu… CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table," wrote Ingrid E. Newkirk, the president of PETA.

What has she been smoking???

The good stuff apparently, because Newkirk even likened the flavor of George Clooney's perspiration to "gravy."

Sorry guys, but don't expect to see "CloFu" hitting supermarket shelves anytime soon - George isn't down with the Clooney-flavored tofu by any means!

"As a mammal, I'm offended," Clooney remarked.

But think of all the possibilties, George!

CloFu dogs, CloFutti Cuties, CloFu and broccoli… they're endless!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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74 comments to “PETA Propose Clooney-Flavored Tofu”



  1. 1

    Other than some loony celebrities, who takes Peta seriously?



  2. 2

    OK, so eating animals = BAD, but eating George Clooney sweat = GOOD?
    WTF? The bitch@ PETA that thought that up is an idiot!



  3. 3

    eww wtf that's sick.



  4. 4

    I forgot to say………………GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  5. 5

    why are you so far out of the loop lately? seriously, i read this on other sites last week, and the begining of this week.

  6. Funzo says – reply to this


    6

    I'll be laughing when all of those idiots fall to major hormone imbalances and thyroid disorders thanks to all that soy. low fat will kill you.



  7. 7

    He's passing gas, violently.



  8. 8

    omg. cuties. i thought i was the only one who knew what those are.

    soooo good!!!



  9. 9

    THESE PPL ARE SOOO FUCKING WACK… WORSE THAN MY BRITNEY EVER WAS… EAT SOME MEAT, IT'LL STABILIZE YOU BITCHES!!!



  10. 10

    IHATEPETA yes thats what I said they make me sick you can look it up on the internet but they kill animals themselves and tell me everybody with all the donations they get which if you go and look where does it go with the multimillions this company gets there shouldnt be any hungery or multiplying animals they are hypocrites



  11. 11

    Looks like hes got a bad case case of dick mouth



  12. 12

    That is completely sick!!!



  13. 13

    If someone EVER EVER tried to pitch me that idea…. I would seriously question whether it was worth it to be famous…. uhg barf!



  14. 14

    People Eating Tasty Animals ~~ I'd take me a bite of some Clooney



  15. 15

    Totally disturbing. This chick needs to be locked up in order to stop making the public stupider. CloFu, seriously?



  16. 16

    That weiner gave him gas and he just ripped a huge fart.



  17. 17

    I'D RATHER HAVE GEORGE CLOONEY IN PERSON….YUM YUM!
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    HE'S ONE SENIOR CITIZEN I'D REALLY LIKE TO GET MY HANDS ON!



  18. 18

    THE ONLY WEINER GEORGE CLOONEY IS INTERESTED IN BELONGS TO BRAD PITT! YUM YUM!
    .
    .
    I'D LIKE TO BE A FLY ON THAT WALL!
    .
    .
    HELL THROW IN MATT DAMON AND I'M FLYING TO HOLLYWOOD!
    .
    .
    TEE HEE! JJ'S BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  19. 19

    Re: Funzo – #6 HE'S RIGHT. LOW FAT AND DIET THIS IS SO PUMPED UP WITH SODIUM. IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT DIETING IT'S BEST TO STICK TO WHOLE FOODS….THE LESS PROCESSED THE BETTER. READ SUSAN POWTER'S BOOKS OR CLICK ON HER WEB SITE. DAMN I JUST DID A PLUG FOR HER.



  20. 20

    wait seriously what the hell? what has the world come? Next month we'll be eating Mickey Rourke ice cream and Gwenyth Paltrow will open attempt to open a gym. oh wait…



  21. 21

    I'M TAKING UP SPACE.
    .
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    TEE HEE
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    .
    .
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    JJ'S TAKING UP SPACE



  22. 22

    What is wrong with those people?
    They have a decent idea for a cause, but they act like total psycho's.
    Maybe they're secretly in favor of animal slaughter but they hide it by pretending to be PETA?
    All I know is, I'm going to take extra pleasure tonight in scalding and boiling the lobster I just bought. All in PETA's name.
    I mean, after all…. I spent top dollar for it… the least I should be allowed to do is torture the little bastard before I eat it.



  23. 23

    This story is about three weeks old. Give up the site if you can't keep up.



  24. 24

    They CANNOT be serious about this! It's scary they would even think about wanting to do this. Have they gone bonkers?



  25. 25

    That is so disgusting. Really, these PETA people are crazier than the meat eaters they condemn so much! To inject Clooney's sweat into tofu? So basically, you'll be eating George Clooney! I guess this means that PETA is anti-meat, but pro-cannibalism?



  26. 26

    I'm vegetarian, and even I think that's vile… >;P



  27. 27

    I'm a vegetarian and believe a lot of what PETA does but Ingrid is getting Alzheimer or something cause they are getting CRAAAAZY!



  28. 28

    Do I even need to point out that this was sssooooooo last week?



  29. 29

    THIS CLOONEY/TOFU ITEM WAS ON ANOTHER GOSSIP BLOG LAST WEEK!



  30. 30

    he makes me moist



  31. 31

    Re: Dixie Normus – LOL I heard your cooter was dry like graham crackers; I think he makes me moist too.



  32. 32

    i would rather eat an endangered whale than eat a GEORGE CLOONEY flavored anything. yuck.



  33. 33

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!



  34. 34

    Maybe PET should eat a PETA?

  35. Shark says – reply to this


    35

    Isnt it funny when pregnant vegetarians see the doctor they almost always insist you eat meat.
    I love animals and part of me does not want to eat them. I have walked a slaughterhouse floor and it was worse than i imagined.
    But then i think…?….?
    animals eat animals…lion eats tiger….tiger eats varmints…varmints eat small furry animals…small furry animals eat big fish….big fish eat small fish…small fish eat…little crustacisan…um..i think you get it.

    If eating animals is wrong why do we have a animal systemt that eats each other and goes back thru millions of years of this evolution?

    Eat a burger…or steak…its ok.



  36. 36

    Injecting his SWEAT in the fucking tofu????
    Okay, that's just weird.



  37. 37

    Um, this is kinda old Perez. :/ WTH is up with that? Step it up!



  38. 38

    Oye mijo, estas atrasado hace tiempo esto fue reportado en otros lugares!!



  39. 39

    I am all for the ethical treatment of animals , but this is fucking crazy. First of all tofu tastes like ass, so why would you want tofu added with sweat???? GROSS.



  40. 40

    Re: KastroMojo – is dixie gonna have to slap a bitch?



  41. 41

    Gorgeous man. No brains at all. He's eye candy. Should keep his big mouth shut. He's the male equivalent of the dumb blonde.



  42. 42

    perez, this news is at least a week old (and it was on all major news sites)

    really, man, wake up



  43. 43

    Chelsea Handler talked about this like 2 weeks ago.
    Why so late?



  44. 44

    That is disgusting!



  45. 45

    OLD OLD NEWS AGAIN!!!



  46. 46

    Ok…. I am a PETA member and I even think that this is ridiculous. This doesn't raise awareness about vegetarian diets: But it does make PETA looks a bit cuckoo. They are going about it the right way if they want to give the allusion that vegetarians/vegans are hippies and nut-jobs. I also am a vegetarian: there are better ways to address the issue of abstaining from eating meat!!



  47. 47

    this is gross and I saw it on Chelsea Lately days ago



  48. 48

    I love how PETATARDS continue to make fools of themselves. Petatards are the human scum of the earth - next to vegan's. Eat Meat!

  49. auds says – reply to this


    49

    These people seriously have mental issues. It's one thing to want animals treated kindly, it's another thing to want to ingest human by-products. Why is it not ok to eat animal but ok to be a cannibal???



  50. 50

    OMG WTF?! Those people seriously need some fucking mental help!



  51. 51

    I think they know it's not gonna be taken seriously..they're obviously doing it for publicity and it's working



  52. 52

    Some PETA a-hole left a stack of their bloodly literature in the bathroom stalls at my local Target. I was so pissed I took them all home and burned them. Those people are whack. That is really nice to leave that stuff where small children can see a skinned baby seal. Sick mother effers.



  53. 53

    Re: Shark
    i completely agree with you…
    have you ever seen those crazy vegan fucks who are half dead but insist they're healthier than us all??! please!



  54. 54

    That is disgusting! Stephen Colbert did a segment mocking PETA the other night since they want to fabricate meat completely and call it Schmeat. They have some crazy ideas!!!!



  55. 55

    Love to see it get past the FDA! NOT



  56. 56

    Didn't Joaquin Phoenix support these PETA people? Well, that explains it all…
    By the way, I never thought you could take a bad picture of George Clooney, I guess I was wrong…



  57. 57

    What the FUCK is wrong with people? I'm assuming this is some stupid joke on a tongue in cheek ironic thing…

    No one wants to eat someone else's sweat. He isn't God, he's just a stupid ugly man who shits exactly the same way you do, there's nothing special about him. AND on another level, why the hell would a company waste money on that shit when there are SO MANY OTHER THINGS they could be injecting their funds into to make this world a better place. Come on, PETA, use you funding to actually help animals!



  58. 58

    I'd chew on a Clooney sausage.



  59. 59

    PETA…..hypocrites and fools! If this is true, it just proves it.



  60. 60

    baahaa that's the best picture of Clooney EVER.



  61. 61

    What was george thinking?

    that is HILARIOUS.



  62. 62

    As a vegan who volunteered for Peta in the early 80's, all I can say is WTF? Over the years they seem to have gone a bit off the deep end. It is a shame, because they were once a respected organization.



  63. 63

    I thought that this story was just a joke on NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me a couple weekends ago.



  64. 64

    eww thats really disgusting, may as well just lick armpits…



  65. 65

    I m Vegetarian, Its all about Tofu.
    The have tofu Steak!



  66. 66

    Re: Reginald Perrin – I prefer to suck it myself. ;)



  67. 67

    PETA-
    please stop making vegaterians look bad!



  68. 68

    Eww… what the fuck is this woman on?! Does she not know that human sweat is fucking human WASTE, how would that shit make you healthier? I've never been a fan of PETA and they've never really done anything to redeem their name

  69. @v@ says – reply to this


    69

    The whole world's gone mad; mad, I tell you.
    Poor George.
    This sounds like a Mel Gibson joke. ; P

  70. joni says – reply to this


    70

    sooo
    fake



  71. 71

    seriously, I would never,ever, want sweat of anyone in my food. eeeeech.



  72. 72

    I just LOVE animals, they taste so good?
    P-E-T-A —> People Eating Tasty Animals ?



  73. 73

    ew thats friggin gorss!!! who wud eat that shizz?



  74. 74

    PETA also wants to make a Hamburger Helper substitute using Octomom's placenta. yummy…