Tara Reid Gets A Job!
Washed up "actress" Tara Reid was spotted out earlier this week looking better than she has in a long time.
Yay sobriety!
And, now, it looks like Tired is heading back to work. That's a good thing! Even if it is a movie that's bound to go direct to DVD!
Reid has been cast in an untitled indie horror pic helmed by Tom Mattera and David Mazzoni. Production begins in September in Philadelphia.
Tired will play a mother whose family is terrorized by an unseen presence.
Uh oh, you're career is heading downhill - and fast! - when you start playing the "mother"!
According to the film's writer/producer, "The press release didn't exactly nail it. It is not "untitled" and is called 'The Fields'. We're hoping to make Tara relevant again."
Good luck with that! You'll NEED it!
P.S. Get a new publicist, dimwits!
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Obama Apologizes for Special Olympics Comment!
Much like your night in Austin.
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youtube.com/watch?v=t5V3pvEHoYQ
FIRST….SECOND !!!!!!
and it will a guaranteed bomb…Much like your book.
Hopefully there's some anal scenes.
WOW… SAY IT ISN'T SO.
dang I gotta try some booze reduction….
she's got a new glow….and I don't mean
'glamorous ladies of wrestling'
imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
you gotta click me before you lick me ;p
I'd ( NIBBLE ) on it?
>— I'd ( NIBBLE ) on it? —
TARA WILL GET AN EMMY!
Ohhhhh HELL IS BURNING…. If Tara hOREID got a job, that means Lindsay can probably get a into a blockbuster movie. Ohhh 2009 is the year for all the fucked up celebrities…First Britney made a comeback, Second Mickey announces a 50 dates tour, and now Tara hoREID gets a job…..Shit it must be their fuckin year!!!
Isn't that the saem plot of most psychological thrillers?
theres nothing she can do to salvage her "career". really she never had one. so she played a girl in american pie, and a girl in my boss's daughter…thats about it. oh yeah and then there was the lifetime movie. shes gross.
Tara Reid can get an acting job but lilo can't HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice ( . ) ( . ) ………..'s
Much like your web site and blogging skills….
Re: Mentalist – get in line buddy………
Re: Mentalist – Doubt she'd nibble back…
Next fatass……..
EVEN IN HER WORSE DAYS SHE'S LOOKED MUCH BETTER THAN YOU'VE EVER DONE AND WILL FAT ASS!!!!!!
Re: LaDiva – Would you……….
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She looks really good here.
SSS
somebody really needs to punch you in the face fat body!
Why can't she ever do anything with her hair?!! She always looks like she rolled out of bed and threw it in a ponytail!!!
WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB PEREZ - MIGHT I SUGGEST HOT DOG ON A STICK
You know what? I met Tara in Barcelona around 2005 through her boyfriend of the time who was a business relation of mine. She looked beautiful and was very nice and fun to hang out. I advised her to dismiss stupid hateful comments on her…
Hope she succeeds in her life, career and everything. She´s a good person, that´s all I care.
booooobies
Looks like she got her fucked up boob job fixed.I always thought she'd be great in Porn
Re: aj – haaaaaaaaaaa
P.S. Learn some fucking grammar, dimwit!
Good luck with that! You'll NEED it!
N*E*X*T
Re: RedWingsFan – Hey good i-deer……..I'd watch….
Fucking place sucks these days……….
Re: LizardKinG – #1 FINALLY!!!!!! A video posted on this site worth watching!! I wonder what size bra he would wear, he looks like a straight up EEE cup.
Re: LizardKinG – YES!You can always tell when mario has something else going on because his site really suffers .Lame mario!
NEXT LARDASS……..
Hey she's working. In this economy that can't be bad, can it?
Re: aj – #25 My darling AJ, good call on Hot Dog on a Stick, but, (and please don't tell anyone that I said this, I'd hate for it to get back to Perez) I don't think they would have a uniform that would fit him!!! The hat would have to be special made!!! Have you ever seen a size 11 hat?
Hand job?????????
So Tara Reid gets a job but Lohan can't. Thats interesting.
Re: LizardKinG – Perez is a fat douche…nice clip.
I'm happy for her GO TARA!
MOVING ON >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
She looks much better than she did, good for her. I wish people weren't so hard on others when they make mistakes. She's obviously trying hard to get her life back on track. Why would you put her down? Or motherhood?
"Uh oh, you're career is heading downhill - and fast! - when you start playing the "mother"!"
BULLSHIT, PEREZ!! AS LONG AS YOU'RE WORKING IN THIS TOWN, YOU'RE RELEVANT! SHE'S CLEAN, SHE'S SOBER, GIVE HER A BREAK!
That's a damn shame! Like BBD said the other day,he be likin' the "Hot Mess Tara", blind ass drunk, butt nekid, taken all 10 inches of BBD's "Screamin' Jesus" in the backseat of BBD's Caddie! HELLS YEAH!
Uh oh, you're career is heading downhill - and fast! - when you start playing the "mother"! wow, did anyone inform perez's precious brangelina? Oh wait, I know, we are talking about who perez hates right now. later when we talk about jolie, he will talk about how playing a mother, grandmother only ups ones career. HE IS NOT MMMMMYYYYYY SSSSSSOOOOONNNNNN
Geez, a boob job maybe >.>
What the hell does "Uh oh, you're career is heading downhill - and fast! - when you start playing the "mother"! mean ???? That any actress. performer, wanna be actress, circus clown,….or WHOM THE HELL EVER , plays a mother, that they might as well hang it up ? Thats a "mans" thinking for you..If it werent for the woman who decided to "play the mother", your dumb ass wouldnt be here…. !! ..Tara's aging, so to speak, and even tho I know nothing , nor care to know anything about whats shes been in nor gonna be, that was a SHALLOW thing to say…NOW APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF US MOTHERS, NOW !!!!!!!!
She looks GREAT! Good for you Tara!
..she should just cover up .. no one wants to see that
eeee trick wash your hands after applying self tanner. nastay
stay sober and you'll get great work!
she will have to suck a lot of dick to be relevant again
that orange tan makes her skin look like leather
I have a job for this little girl and it involves a tongue and a serpent?
She's very believable as a mother. Good casting choice…
at first i thought of JOB = surgery (meaning BOOB) job…but any movie is better than no movie…I wish her good luck (cause from where she is…there is no way but up)
Is it just my imagination or does she appear to have spilt a very suspect powdery substance on her lower arm. Ok, it's one thing to be using, but at least manage to administer it in the right place!!
I dont really like this betch but this is the
BEST she has ever looked!
She looks good with a little fat!
zzzzzz Next!
really?! this is so exciting!!!……………..next
This is what Firecrotch can look forward to with her "career".