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We're functioning on even less sleep than normal here in Austin, but that's okay! Perez is still filled with adrenaline because he had the HUGE honor of introducing Tori Amos at her SXSW last night.

She was sooooo good, as always. It's Tori, bitch!

We also caught Little Boots' show and it was blazin'! She was able to get those industry types to actually…..dance.

Shock!!!!!!

Tomorrow is going to be a mental day, totally fun and bonkers.

We have our signing at 2:00 P.M. at Book People and then it's our big "One Night in Austin" concert in the evening.

Can't wait!!!!!!!!!!

Plus, Perez's birthday is on MONDAY! That bitch is turning 31, and he's never been happier!

We wish U all the happiness in the world as well.

Have a delicious weekend, bbs.

Make it a good one!

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55 comments to “Who Needs Sleep???”



  1. 1

    come to chicago perez



  2. 2

    Looks like fagfest………..is that a minni Perez



  3. 3

    You'll never see the times best seller list dickweed

  4. aj says – reply to this


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    great. my egg mcmuffin just came back up.



  5. 5

    You've gained wait again, haven't you?
    Looks horrible! Gotta work out more, honey!



  6. 6

    PEREZ THAT SHIRT U HAVE ON MAKES U LOOK LIKE U HAVE BOOBS!



  7. 7

    i'm crying cuz i wanna go so bad i'm only an hour away…. happy birthday perez ….i'll be 31 in April too



  8. 8

    Perez, you look great!



  9. 9

    Does anyone even look at these? i scroll over anything that has to do with books, fans, and parties done by perez. Annoying

  10. I.Z. says – reply to this


    10

    You look so fat, Mario. Guess all that dieting didn't help. How can you say something about someone's appearance when you are UGLY as hell?



  11. 11

    Re: MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY – AWWW POOR BABY!



  12. 12

    Idk why theres so many haters….you guys obviously took the time to sign up to leave comments and upload a picture….so your the pathetic ones :) I love Perez! If you didnt you wouldnt be checking his site 24.7….and its because of YOU he makes $$….so in the end..the people that hate on him are the losers..thats all. LOVE YOU PEREZ!



  13. 13

    Ps…..nobody is chained up to a chair and forced to type in …www.perezhilton.com. Ugh so annoyed lol



  14. 14

    You still look really fat - you said that you'd lost weight, but it looks like you've gained it all back plus more. You are a weak human being if you can't even control your own weight.



  15. 15

    Re: blondestarlett86

    I sort of agree with you, although I don't love Perez. He does do a lot of self-promotion, but heck, it's his site and he has a lot of fans. Good for him.



  16. 16

    Damn, Perez…you're looking good. Don't stop now!



  17. 17

    SHAVE YOUR ARMS YOU HAIRY FAG-BASTARD!



  18. 18

    my gawd, dude, you're one fug human being!



  19. 19

    Holy crap Mario, when did you get implants?
    Damn girl!!! Them's some MAYJUH tata's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  20. 20

    Perez, are you coming to the Milwaukee area? I would love to meet you- just a Mom of 4 (with a child on the autistic spectrum- thanks for highlighting special charities), working part-time and back in college- I love your blog- it helps keep my life sane!



  21. 21

    Did you forget to wear your bra because your tits are as big as mine.



  22. 22

    Re: marcooo – Perez, please come to Chicago! Or at least one of the suburbs!



  23. 23

    Perez when u coming to Houston?!



  24. 24

    Why do you have the same fuckin' stupid "ooh-i'm-smiling" retard face on every photo?



  25. 25

    When Are You Coming To Boston???????

    BTW:

    You Look So Cute In Some Of Those Pics!



  26. 26

    Re: The Warden – MALARIO?!
    ROFL
    Funny!



  27. 27

    Hey Perezito, what about me, I sang You're So Vain for you in South Beach and I don't get a feature.



  28. 28

    Hey, horseface, our local Barnes & Noble had a contest where the prize for first place was a copy of your toilet-paper-substitute book.
    Second prize was two copies…



  29. 29

    geez you sure is ugly.



  30. 30

    You look cute, Perez, honestly.



  31. 31

    yeah you're still a fatty



  32. 32

    DO A BOOK SIGNING IN CANADA :)
    It would definitely make my life! ^_^



  33. 33

    you're fatt-gly perez. still don't look good.



  34. 34

    Happy Birthday! Love ya!



  35. 35

    You are getting skinny and buff sweetie!



  36. 36

    COME TO MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA PEREZ.
    LIKE, RIGHT NOW.

    :):):):):):):)



  37. 37

    come to NEW YORK perez!



  38. 38

    perez lookin great, u shud come to Australia ur big here in sydney

  39. @v@ says – reply to this


    39

    How to work, Perez. It looks like you're having fun and your fans appreciate it.

  40. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: M*I*A*R – Yet you're on here everyday. Lol.



  41. 41

    hey perez,
    you're a sleezebag and all u do is tell people bad things about themselves and i LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS so much more than i like you u are so repulsive and disgusting and anyone who slightly likes you is messed up. U ARE HELLISH!!!!!! I HATE PEREZ! IF ANYBODY ELSE HATES THE SLEEZEBAG PEREZ PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE AND OR COMMENT:
    \ /
    O O

    x x x
    x x
    X x
    x x

    WHO AGREES WITH ME THAT THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF WHITE TRASH NEEDS TO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE?

    P.S. HAHA PEREZ BRITNEY GOT THE LAST LAUGH!!!



  42. 42

    Perez! WTF?! Quit using your website as an advertisement for yourself! We don't care about what you are doing! If you keep doing this, no one is going to to visit www.perezhilton.com anymore! Let this be a warning!



  43. 43

    reply to blondestarlett86:
    WOW! yeah you know maybe some people dont come on here to look at perezs ugly face maybe they're looking at other stars. Geesh you really are a blonde.

    (p.s. dont read to many comments honey u might hurt your head
    and by the way maybe people make profiles so that they can trash
    him. KAPISH?)



  44. 44

    Why do people keep insulting our host PEREZ the guy is great and as far as I can see he is Very handsome, stars and celebrities seem to like him and so do the fans who meet him in person, Is the word I am looking for JEALOUSY, that's my thought, people who try to put him down are just JEALOUS. And making Sick Remarks about TEDDY are disgusting, Teddy is one cute pup and he has never hurt anyone. Teddy is Great..



  45. 45

    you guys are all so mean .. i was at that book signing, and there was def more that 40 people there .. and he is not fat .. he looks healthy and faboosh — we love you p! fk the haters .. they need jesus for reaL! my bday is monday too .. hOpe we have a great one (= aries are the coOleStTt kidDsSs on the blOck ! be jelly biatches ! muCh

  46. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: Mentalist – No, it's because he banned Harry Balsac, and they're having a group temper tantrum.



  47. 47

    THE GUY IN THE TOP PHOTO TO THE FAR RIGHT IS A YOUNG HOTTIE. IN A FEW YEARS HE'LL BE MY TYPE!



  48. 48

    I JUST BOUGHT SOME NEW S.H.O.E.S. TEE HEE…IF I SPELL THAT WORD WITHOUT DOTS IT WON'T SHOW. WHY IS THAT TRY IT.

  49. xSRBx says – reply to this


    49

    does anyone know if you can get the book in england???



  50. 50

    top pic … guy in black tank is a cutie.
    how do i get his numba?!



  51. 51

    BOA!!!!!

    Yes please support BoA with her first US release! Canada gets it April 7th in stores!



  52. 52

    You introduced Tori at her SXSW set?? I'm jealous. lol! Can't wait for her new CD, though. May 19 is a looooonnnnnng time yet!



  53. 53

    the one in the black tank top has a severe case of gayface, he should seek help for that…….step away from the foundation and bronzer little boy



  54. 54

    I would have died
    if i had to sign autographs on that table,
    sweet next time BYO.
    OR request a big-ass-f***ing table
    love ya x



  55. 55

    Re: christymilano – Unfortunately my gayface has no cure, nor does it need foundation and bronzer, but if I ever need some I'll be sure to ask you. I wonder if there's help out there for being a judgmental bitch?…hmm