Will Work For Food

Lindsay Lohan must be REALLY hard up for cash. Cuz the "actress" was basically begging for work in the new issue of Nylon magazine.
She admits to the mag, "It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. And have a house to pay for now.' "
That is scary! But didn't Lezlo make enough money back in the day to have been able to pay for a modest house in full?
What did she spend her money on?
Hmmmmm!!!!
Lohan does admit that she's at least trying to get work. In fact, she even tried out for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Though she says, "That didn't work out. It is what it is. You're not right for the part, and that's it. I can take it, I'm a big girl."
The "actress" also claims she's now in discussions with Sean Penn to work on a future project. She says, "I'm talking to a lot of people right now. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We're trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won't call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you're reading this!"
Maybe Seth knows it's best to just ignore the craziness?
Begging is not flattering.
And talking about projects before you officially sign on is a perfect way to kill your chances!!!!!!
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she is crazy!
first!!! first!!!
She is an amazing actress.
what bugs me is that she doens't take responsibility for her actions which is why she is not working, she blew it. we know more about her personal life because of her actions not her work.
Whoops. . .I just watched her "Fornarina" commercial. May I please redact my "amazing actress" statement?
Somebody please FEED HER…………………
As an actress here's a line she should learn "Would you like to super size that?"
She should just do porn already….
Dump Sam go to rehab then try and find work
Re: madmen –
Uh. . .yeah! Sell the sizzle not the steak right? Guess he is scraping for content.
What a shocker, Mr. Hypocrite - you are trashing her for "begging," but you do the same damn thing to all of us each friggin' time you post that One Night in Asston shit. Ya begged us to buy your book, too, I seem to recall. You beg for bed partners too.
Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – Good afternoon there hot lips……..
) fucking leafs fucked up again……
Re: Charmer –
Ha ha ha ha. Touche!!!!
crack head…
Re: LizardKinG – ya think? i wouldnt pay to see that, you?
Good luck getting a JOB Lezlo.. The economy is bad and you finally realize that..
Seth is WAY to good to work with her. it's even funny that he won't call Penn back, considering Penn worked with James Franco in MILK, so you would think Franco would try to hook that up. I guess even he knows the project will be a piece of shit.
This crackwhore has a history of dropping names on supposed "projects" that exist only in her STD addled brain.
Awww she's just realizing her career is dead hahahahahahahahahahah
this picture makes her look like a bobble-head
Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey sexy bitch yaa they need to blow the rest of the season now.
I'm sorry, but the more she opens her mouth, the more desperate and pathetic she sounds. I think Hollywood producers are reading this and going, nah not going to hire someone who can't get her shit together.
You want work? CLEAN UP YOUR LIFE! You want work? STAY OUT OF THE TABLOIDS!
She wanted to be in Alice in Wonderland? You really think Tim Burton is crazy enough to hire her? If it comes down to a choice between her and Anne Hathaway, they'll always go with Hathaway!
And the whole Sean Penn thing? I'll believe it IF it happens. She's been known to boast of things that never materialize.
I also doubt Seth Rogen is dumb enough to call this girl.
Re: MimooBaby – Thanks! Every now & then I'm actually clickin' along on all cylinders!!
One ugly trainwreck! I can't stand her! Natasha Richardson dies and this waste of sperm and egg lives!
She sounds desperate.
Lindsay - please eat something! I wonder if she realizes how unhealthy she looks. I think her crazy dad may have a point, maybe he isn't so crazy after all.
She clearly needs help for some sort of problem, she is wasting away to nothing. It may be an eating disorder or drugs or both but somebody needs to help her. Sam….drive her to the nearest treatment center for some help.
First, Lindsay Lohan is a great actress! Second.. atleast she tries to get to work. not everyone wants to have a BLOG… wow..
anyway.. i hope she get something.. LL are funny. she deserves it. she had her downs, so did britney. its time to bring LL back!
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LINSEY,EAT SOMETHING,YOU LOOK FREEKY,BIG HEAD,SMALL BODY,IT WILL BE OK,DONT STRESS.
LINSEY
YOU NEED A LIFE DETOX, TAKE A BREATH,EXHALE.NO MORE BOOZE,NO MORE DRUGS OF ANY KIND,INCLUDING SEX OF ANY KIND,INCLUDING SAM
Good luck with that. You can't act and you have no tact. You might want to start looking at other options honey, maybe Disney can do something for you.
Leave the girl alone ass hole
Yeah right…..LOL…can you picture Sean Penn and Lindsay as a team on a film? I'm sure he's thrilled…..
Bobble Head……….
This is so sad. Lindsay Lohan had so much promise as a young actress. I was hoping she might be the next Jodie Foster. Maybe things will be better for her when she gets a bit older. But, I would cut that raggedy hair, go back to being a redhead, just for starters.
Her fake hair weighs more the her.
she shouldn't have been such a jerk to the pappo's. Now, nobody likes her. Much less look at her throughout an entire movie.
Not so smart.
WHAT A PATHETIC SLUT
I love Tim Burton, I'm so happy he turned her down. I hate Lindsay Lohan, she's terrible, she would have ruined that movie.
Wow. Lindsey is begging SETH ROGAN?? LOL!!! Talking to SEAN PENN….what color is the clouds in her world I wonder. What a waste….such a shame.
Something doesn't make sense about the Sean Penn comment. Why would Sean want to work with Lindsay and Seth on a film? I am not a fan of Penn, but he has way more class than Lilo and Seth put together. I mean, what would the movie be about? I think she is lying again like when it was written Al Gore offered to help her image.
Man, she has fallen so far. Show some dignity, girl, you sound like a waitress advertising on craigslist for acting work. She straight up ruined her own career.
I want to see Lindsay in a new movie!!! She is a phenomenal actress, why do pple give her crap for her personal life? It has nothig to do with her acting capabilities….
I guess I was deleted so I will post again. I think she is lying about Sean wanting to work with her and Seth. She has lied before about claiming Al Gore will help her with her image.
Well hello!! Seth is enjoying some fame and luck right now. Anything with this little rag hag certain to doom one's career!! She's a has been and not yet even 25!
I swear I thought this was Sarah Jessica Parker at first!!!!!
Seth Rogen is not stupid enough to work with a cokehead diva and kill his career. Any movie she's in nowadays is an automatic fail. Not even Seth would be able to resuscitate that sh*t.
Nobody wants to work with her because she will pretty much sink any movie she's in. I would never take a movie seriously if it had Lindsay Lohan in it. And yes, you should never talk about "projects" while you're still trying to get them off the ground, that is a recipe for disaster!! Maybe if she had turned her life around when she had like 20 chances to do it, people would look at her differently, but every time I see/read/hear anything about her, the only things that come to mind are: cokehead, lazy, rude, messy. Those are not good things.
I'M SURE SEAN PENN IS THRILLED TO HAVE THE WORLD KNOW THAT THE LATEST 'MINIMAL TALENT OF THE MINUTE', SETH ROGAN, ISN'T CALLING HIM BACK!
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HEY SETH… YOU WERE NOT THE FUNNY PART OF THE MOVIES THAT YOU HAVE BEEN IN!!!
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CALL SEAN PENN WHEN HE FREAKIN CALLS YOU!!
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BITCH HAS VIN DIESEL DISEASE!!
she is gross
That girl needs ALOT of prayers!!
Holy moly I thought that was SJP
She still needs ALOT of prayers
noone will see anything she is in regardless, so she might as well just move far away.
I hate that she's on the cover of Nylon, I plan on sending an email right away complaining about how disappointed I was with their choice. She's completely irrelevant and had nothing to promote, I don't see why they put her on the cover.
wow. that is so desperate.
I WOULDNT PAY TO SEE THIS IBECILLE MAD LESBIAN IN A $2 VIDEO AT THE LOCAL BLOCKBUSTER - LET ALONE PAY TO SEE HER IN A MOVIE - TIME FOR HER TO GET ANOTHER CAREER - PERHAPS IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT OR SOMETHING !!!
looks like a skeleton
nobody wants a skeleton lindsay!
Re: madmen – that happens because Perez is adding another 'story', as they are, to the site. when you go to next, the last thing your read is repeated because there are newer stories being added on the first page.
She gonna have to open wider for BBD.
If she auditioned for the role of the Smokin' Caterpillar she should have had it in the bag!
Does it really surprise Lindsay that people don't want to hire her after her crazy assbinging and partying? Puh leez……..
Re: gimlet123 – penn and lohan have been seen together a number of times, sparking rumors of an ongoing affair between the two. yes, that means lindsay's gone bi, might be the reason for some of the arguments between sam and her. could be true, penn has been having affairs for years, he and wright have been on and off due to his cheating. lohan is probably at the stage that she will do anything for money and blow.
Awww, I wish Old Lindsay Lohan (when she was still in movies) can rise again. She was wayyy better back then. Maybe all she needs is an acting gig.
She is a brilliant actress
sell your fancy cars and your over-sized house and live like a normal human being…and you will have money.
problem solved.
What she needs is a pizza.
It appears her food budget is gone.
Re: All_about_Madonna_Fan! – lol…go take another hit…brilliant acctress my ass
She Needs The Money!
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For What? Not Food!
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She Is An OK Actress
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It's Just That All The Drama
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In Her Personal Life
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Overshadows Everything!
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She Can Act… A Bit…
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But She Can't Sing!
wtf?
leave seth rogan alone.
his movies are amazing, and if i ever see them too together in a project its gonna be shit, and ruin him too.
I know who killed what's left of your pathetic career! The Brain Trust of Oscar G and Sam (next gig cruise ships). You think it is going to leak how you give a little head is this town to get work, some pics perhaps? Sad thing is you are such a joke to everyone, laughs rumble every time you walk into a room or an audition!!!!!!! Puhleaze don't insult Tim Burton…..Sure Sean Penn tells you he has a project when he pats you on the head when your on your knees doing what you actually get paid for. Thank goodness for your leggings line, the knee pads…thrifty girl! Working with Oscar…teehhee……is his peen as small as he is, do tell? Doesn't he have any more sophisticated commercials for you?
thats sad! hahaha
She spent all of her money on furniture.
And by furniture, I mean cocaine.
She had so much potential and now she is a has been . Oh well there's always Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew……