One Night in Austin: The Rundown!!!!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Music Minute
It is the most buzzed about show at SXSW.
And it's OUR party!!!!
If you were lucky enough to get a credential to attend (emails went out already), here is the completely performance schedule with set times.
Dell presents "Perez Hilton's One Night in Austin"
Divas
7:00 pm - Doors open
7:30 - 7:50 Margaret Cho
8:00 - 8:20 Super Special Surprise Act
8:25 - 8:50 Ladyhawke
9:05 - 9:20 Thunderheist
9:35 - 9:55 Natalie Portman's Shaved Head
10:10 - 10:30 Solange
10:45 - 11:00 Lady Sovereign
11:15 - 11:40 Little Boots
11:55 - 12:05 Rye Rye
12:20 - 12:45 Ida Maria
01:00 - 01:25 Yelle
DJs
7:00- 10:00 Aaron LaCrate
10:00 - 12:30 JEPPE
12 30 - Late Late Kraak & Smaak
The guest list is closed. Email confirmations have been sent out already.
If you can’t make it to the party, get the exclusive link to watch video highlights by signing up at the Dell Lounge!
I MADE IT YAY! SOLANGE BABE HERE I COME!
hey perez, i signed up me and my friend both under the same email but i havent recieved a confirmation email for either of us… is there something wrong?
i cant sleep im TOO EXCITED! but i should go to bed. long drive tomorrow!
the super suprise special guest only lasts 20 minutes? hmmm my guess is it's you walking slowly on a treadmill.!!!! i win!!! honk!!
sweet jesus make it stop
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I am guessing the surprise act is either Lady GaGa or Katy Perry?
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no shit - - 18th
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21!! hows the site, Mario?
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23 look at me
24 better lock your door
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27 ball gravy heaven.
wow.. this sounds stupid.
Re: aj – Re: Mike_Rotch – LMAO!!!
I bet the special guest is Dolly Parton. :p
Little Boots is the only one worth seeing.
AJ is ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
… and HONK, HONK, HONK!!!!!!!
Re: 80s_Chick Dreams of Harry – Ahhhh, kissing the floor. Good times
* Needs more Avril *
No, I bet the surprise guest is Katy Perry.
I said it once,I'll say it again.I'd rather be in Dar Faur then ahng out with you Mario!
Re: MrXaguilera – Will you take me with you? I live in Austin and don't get to do things as exciting as this. Purty please?
Please Perez. Do you have one more invite to spare? I would really love to go. I don't live too far from downtown Austin and I have never been to anything as exciting as your party.
OMFG I'm just going to kill myself because I'm going to miss Margaret Cho! Is she the headliner? Does the super special surprise act have anything to do with you and Teddy?
Perez!! I saw you on colorado street tonight, riding your bike towards 9th street…..please send me an invite your party!! I said "whats up Perez" and you said "whats up biotch"….come on!! Nobody was around I effin reconized you….talk about a fan!!!
Re: aj – Harry would be proud. Honk.
I did miss the post explaining the purposes of the "honk" I've been noticing.
I'm gonna assume its a "Honk for Harry" so I'm in. LOL
enough wth this already, you have been begging for people to come and see you for almost 2 weeks now……enough with it…..
Re: RedWingsFan – I'd rather be there too - George Clooney hangs out there. LOL
Re: pabst – Heya Pabst - how they hanging? (o:
Re: Hmm..Where is BBD & Harry Balsac?? – LOL - I've been chatting to you thinking you were someone else. Heya anyway. (o:
pretty craptastic line up
When is it going to be over. I thought this was a Celebrity Blog, not a self promotion blog.
YOU DON"T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR TO BE THERE DICKWAD!!!!HONKHONKHONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really don't like Ida Maria.. Did you hear what she did to the award she got here in Norway??
Hey mr "Gossip Gangster" I come to this site for gossip, not this. Pleeease post something that isn't about Leann Rimes and her gay hubby.
Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – Morning Hottie…
)Re: Sensitivity – Hey there SeaRat…..long time no see…..
I'llbeyourpinupgirl…………….Morning Hottie…
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Re: RedWingsFan – Top of the Morning dude….
Re: aj – Pat yer back………..
Wake up LARDASS…………..
Ida Maria has cancelled because of visa problems…
Wow, so fab to see TWO scandinavians on the set, both a dane (Jeppe) and a norweigan (Ida maria)… Wish I could be there.
Go Denmark!
Re: I Want A Hater Too! – The super special surprise DOES have to do with Perez and Teddy. Perez has perfected the art of juggling Teddy's balls with his tongue wgile fisting a virgin donkey. The finale is the 'rusty trombone' which I will not reveal who does that-it's a surprise!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Morn' wildman
*while*
Re: RedWingsFan – Re: Long Dong Connery – Hey there kids.
Re: aj – #6-27. Epic commenting!
AJ I am so proud of you. Want to join my forces?
HEY MARIO THEY WON"T LET YOU STAY IN TEXAS ANY LONGER THAN ONE NIGHT YOU FLAMING HOMO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Arghhh! land lubber!!!
Re: Jubilee sings *If U Seek Harry* – i have a giggle everytime i see your name…..if you seek harry….so cute
Thank God that I was over 1300 miles away from you and your little shindig last night!!!
The farther away from bigoted, hypocritical censoring fat asses like you - the better I feel and I feel Great!!!!
update already!
Re: aj – honk
Re: aj –
HONK!! (ps - great run 6-27)
'sup boy humper? teddy's anus bleeding yet?
Harry! honkin' for harry!
eat it Mario.
Re: Jubilee sings *If U Seek Harry* – agreed - EPIC
HONK!
ball gravy rules!
Like Lincoln, Harry will go down as the greatest Perez post blogger of all time…
in fact, he'll be in the new five dollar bill…
Harry, a tear comes to my eye…
oh yeah, eat it Mario..
Re: PixieDust and Beer – Aloha! Found some of that Mexican beer uop here at the Liquor store and I must say its very tasty!!
what a lineup! a literal "who fucking cares" group of starz..
but seriously Mario, blow anybody there last night? did Margaret Cho give you a good fisting….
signed
Major Dude misses Harry
HONKHONK…WAKE UP CRIPTARD DICKDIVER!!
Re: Major Dude honks for harry – Re: aj – Re: Hmm..Where is BBD & Harry Balsac?? – Re: 80s_Chick Dreams of Harry – Re: RedWingsFan – Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: mamajud……honk – Re: Sensitivity – HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNK!
guess we are not going to hear much from him today, unless it is about how great this thing is going to be-we know, better than any of the other parties going on-1800 music groups, 80 stages, but mario is going to tell us that people were begging to see acts that mainly havent made it and probably won't. okay surprise act-perry, gaga-or what other singer has he been whoring this week?
HONK!
HARRY!
Re: Sensitivity –
Pirate - Did you try it with lime and salt? I like it out of the can. Squeeze some lime on top of the can, sprinkle a little salt and down that bad boy - LOL
Yuuummmm Yuuummm
HONK ! HONK!
HARRY! HARRY!
Re: PixieDust and Beer – Straight up and it was good.I'll try it with the Lime like the Coronna!!YUMYUMYUMYUMBEERBEERBEER!!
Re: DIRTY LITTLE PIG FUCKER – HONKHONK!!
Mario's new book - sure to be on the clearance table by May, has a new chapter, Harry, Big Black Dick and Me… a tale of greed and debauchery, fisting and dig fucking, little boy worshipping, and censorship.
BALSAC BALL GRAVY - get yours today, unless of course the Jonas Brothers AND Miley Cyrus and dry humping Lady Ga-Ga….
does any of that make sense? as much sense as you censoring someone who actually HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR…
go felch OctoMom you pillow biter.
Re: Major Dude honks for harry – HONK!
and of course by dig fucking, I meant DOG FUCKING…
go put on a fancy lad hat and be a prison bride, you know, gay marriage and all…
fucker!
Re: Jubilee sings *If U Seek Harry* – Morning….
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An Italian pornographic actress stripped down to her panties at the Milan stock exchange on Tuesday to protest against the financial crisis, police said.
Laura Perego, 22, climbed on to a table inside the bourse entrance clad only in her panties and with the Italian flag painted on her body, a police spokesman said.
"Italy is down to its underpants," the Sicilian-born actress shouted before being taken away by police. She was charged with obscene acts.
Re: Major Dude honks for harry – What up dude………?
WFT…..Where's Alice……………..????
Re: Sensitivity – Hey Salty Balls…have ya ever drank a beer off a fellow mates ass………….?
Re: Long Dong Connery – I should have made you walk that plank further from shore! No it was Miss Moneypenny's buns!!
AND THE AUSTIN DRAG FAG AWARD GOES TO MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Perez…. Although you don't know this I wanted to thank you for first featuring Rye Rye. It was because of your write up that I noticed her and was able to bring in a new management team to work on her behalf in conjunction with MIA and her people. Anyway, I have spoken to those with Rye Rye in Texas and I know your show is gonna be off the hook so thanks again for all the artist you find and feature on your site… You've really made a difference in Rye Rye's future, Cheers to you!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?! This site sucks now dude! u seem to have gotten too popular, u need to hire on some staff too keep up with all the other sites. I don't even come to this site as much any more.
the only one buzzing about it, is you.
Re: Long Dong Connery – dong, sorry, got gaught up taking a major Mario…
Fucking gay boy twink! missing us some harry! see BBD - I'm confused by it all… which is not difficult…
and Alice, sweet sweet Alice with the Stunning Fucking hair is seen only in a cameo once in a while…
sad.
and I almost forgot lick my jizz Mario…
I'm going to fart and that will be my honk
Re: I Want A Hater Too! – make it a wet one and set it to the boy humper…
Re: Major Dude honks for harry – !!
I guess we have to update this site ourselves. I think we should contact all his 'sponsers' that pay for his lifestyle, and let them know that over half the people here are not commenting on the 'gossip' but on perez and are reading the comments of certain posters(if they are not banned). I think these posters should get a significant cut of the take, if not all. any lawyers/accountants out there.