Breeding Some Love On The Cover Of Unzipped
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And there he is!
It's the much anticipated Unzipped cover featuring former political intern and current "sex symbol" Beau Breedlove.
Seeing him here we can't really blame Portland mayor Sam Adams for his transgressions.
Come on, his name is Breedlove!
Editorial director, David Kalmansohn, says, "The May Unzipped may be the most highly anticipated issue in the magazine’s history. Bloggers and chat rooms have been heatedly debating the merits—or demerits—of Beau Breedlove’s upcoming interview and pictorial. Should we embrace Beau as a symbol of sexual emancipation in what is still a homophobic and sexphobic society? Or do we dismiss him as just another highly beddable boy toy? Our readers can make their own call."
[Image via Unzipped.]
Cindy Crawford NAKED!!!
woo hoo!!!
btw… first!
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there motto is "giving headlines" lol
EWWWW!!! He's not even cute. He needs to freaking shave. Save your sexual fantasies for your private use. Just the titles on the cover are disgusting. I'm sure you have a subscription to this.
MY EYES!
THEY BURN!
IS THIS A GAY MAG???
GROSS PEREZ! haha. I thought you had taste
he's hideous >.
That is so gay…LOVE IT! Love the creepy clown sex headline, wonder what that's about?
It would be really funny if he showed up to work in just a tie with a bag:D HAHA
I think what's most disgusting about this is it's all about sex. There are no headlines there about relationships. Even Playboy and Playgirl have those type of articles. Creepy Clown Sex? Spit or Swallow? nasty, whether it were a gay magazine or a straight one.
Re: devil_dawg_wife –
Date a woman if you want somebody who is going to wax themselves smooth. As for him posing naked….well that sure as hell didn't take long.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…gross…..bad bad picture….we gays can do so much better than that…..!!!!!!
HE IS SO UGLY…THE ONLY CUTE THING ABOUT THAT PIC IS THE TIE…THAT MAGAZINE IS GOING DOWN….!!!!
Happy Birthday, Perez. Loved the pink hat.
FUCKING GROSS
GROSS!
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – Hey #16, you sound like an old repressed Southern Baptist from the deep hills of West Virginia. Oh well, maybe you are .. I totally support freedom of speech, but wow, you are sooo 19th century!
he's not even cute!
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – Why don't you go back and live under your rock. Why would you use this place to spread your homophobic and completely ignorant p.o.v? sorry that you're still SO insecure with your own sexuality that you need to point out and judge what other people do. You're nothing but a narrow minded, ignorant, and self conscious asshole who feels the need to hide behind your computer. it's amazing to me that Perez hasn't blocked you yet. Grow the fuck UP.
and he has a hot body…but his face is ehhhh lol
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TOTALLY SUCKABLE!
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LG IS JUST PICTURING ALL THE MARRIED CLOSETED REPUBLICAN POLESMOKERS WHO WOULD LIKE THIS STUD TO TOP THEM!!!
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IS LG BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER DARLINGS?!?!?!?!?!?
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um, okayyyy…
Re: devil_dawg_wife –
ur dumb, u DO realize that the mag has more articles than just the ones printed on the cover, RIGHT?
Get your fucking eyes checked…or maybe because you have a dick on your forehead there are two fat balls hanging in front of your eyes so you can't see how ugly this dude is.
perez, contrary to what some may say, i KNOW you CAN score a bf that's just as hot to to YOU as this guy! you're a good looking guy, just got a lil extra here and there, you are successful and have MONEY$$$$$$$$$$$$ No worries you'll find yo prince and i have a feeling it will be pretty soon too!
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro –
r u serious? how old are you, 5? if u dont like perez then get off his damn site you retarded POS ! next time use ur brain cells [assuming ur mom was not a crackhead and u were born a crack baby] and realize that every time u visit his site, click and links, etc, you contribute to his fame, popularity, success, etc.
I SWEAR … ur dumb.
Spit or swallow??????????????
"of sexual emancipation in what is still a homophobic and sexphobic society? " what a bullshit! more sex in the media and we'll all go nuts. more teenage pregnancies, more rape more failed relationships/childhoods. great you've got dicks, and now learn how to use your brains.
Re: Spindoc – I'm talking about his face, asswipe, not the rest of his body. I supposed you got your thrill out of this pic, too, huh?
Re: JuanGabriel – yeah, your language proves that you're not dumb.
excuse me:
*rolling eyes*
Re: JuanGabriel – No, I'm not dumb, jackass. They only put those headlines on there because it will sell more magazines. You would think they could at least have ONE headline with something other than sex? Even fucking Cosmo has a variety of different subject headlines. I guess you're another one on here who has a subscription.
Gross….very unattractive….
Re: epic – #38 agree, and don't forget, more sex –> more STDs and AIDS, and more adultery, divorces and broken families.
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – SHUT THE FUCK UP! That's what everyone is thinking about YOU.
He can come naked to work with me in my office!~
This is an absolutely disgusting magazine. And gays wonder why there's so much hatred towards them? Every headline is nasty, obsessed and depraved. I fully support anyone's sexuality, but shit like this this sets gay rights way, way back. Of course Perez doesn't recognize it.
Re: devil_dawg_wife – You seemed surprised that a porn mag has cover lines about sex. Personally, I don't want to be teased by '395 ways to have a better relationship' or 'new treatments for headaches and insomnia' on the cover of a jerk-off magazine, call me old fashioned.
Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – *golf claps*
He's overdressed to attend one of Perez's parties.
I WOULD TOTALLY HIT THAT. HE'S A SWEET PEICE OF ASS!
Re: devil_dawg_wife –
haha, no i don't have a subscription. but you're right, they should at least have some variety on the cover.
on a serious note, you REALLY don't think that guy is hot? I think he's gorgeous!
Cro-magnon man lives. It's like the latest issue of Simian Times. That's a forehead you could break rocks on.
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – #16 THAN WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF THIS WEBSITE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT? I CAN'T IMAGINE WASTING MY TIME GETTING ON A "STRAIGHT" WEBSITE AND CRITICIZING NASCAR FANS DEBATING WHICH PLAYMATES ARE HOTTEST. I CAN'T IMAGINE WASTING MY TIME IN SOMEONE ELSE'S WORLD THAT I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE…IF ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS TALK ABOUT HOW DISGUSTING YOU THINK WE ARE AND SAY HURTFUL THINGS. MAYBE YOU NEED A HOBBY.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro –
Grow up, seriously.
WTF EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: epic –
Just in case you are not smart enough to make the correlation between the "Internet" and "Internet Short Hand," it is done intentionally and is not indicative of anybody's intellect on the subject matter.
You [epic], on the other hand, have incorrect punctuation! Furthermore, why the hell are you rolling your eyes you cock-eyed bastard? Is that why you're wearing shades?
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – Team Miley????????? She races now? You certainly know how to pick a role model. I'm sure this cover-ape wasn't living with his boyfriend at 16. Keep up the good work shit-for-brains.
haha…from the cover this magazine looks like trash. the headlines are despicable.
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – Seriously, get the FUCK OFF the gay man's website you illiterate slob.
Re: jimmyjazz – welcome back
ew he is ugly.
ewwwwwww FUK my eyes! wtf is this fuckeryyyy?
lol love the creepy clown sex thingy what kind of magazine is this? Spit or swallow? Boffing?
thanks for making me throw up!
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – WTF is your problem? Do you somehow get your rocks off spreading your bullshit agenda? You're an ignorant piece of trash that belongs in the stone age. According to our Constitution, all men were created equal. So that means EVERYONE, regardless of age, sex, race, or sexual orientation should be given the same opportunities as everyone else. Once you and all you Bible thumping, cousin humping, NASCAR enthusiasts can get that through your thick skulls we can progress as a country.
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – And you're running around typing "bitch, please". Don't think that that isn't gay, honey. We were snapping our fingers at Studio 54 with that one. I think you like a little testosterone pudding from time to time.
sexxxy'
damn… I would pound him so hard! he's an 8.5/10!
Even the gay community is filled with useless white trash! Why glorify this man whore???????????????? Oh wait, these are the same people who voted for Obama Christ Superstar.
EWWWW, JUST ANOTHER CUM DUMPSTER WAITING TO DRAW THE AIDS/HIV CARD.
Re: Hate Low Class People – #74.
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MUST BE WHY YOU REMOVED ALL THE MIRRORS FROM YOUR TRAILER!!!
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Re: jimmyjazz – #55.
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KISSES SCRUMPTIOUS!
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AND #16 HAS A HOBBY DARLING JUST NEEDS TO CHANGE LUBES AS HE'S
BEAT HIMSELF RAW WITH THE CURRENT ONE!!!
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LG HAS FACED ALL LAME DETRACTORS AND USELESS IMPERSONATORS AND REMAINS FIERCELY UNSCATHED, BIYATCHES AND BI-SNATCHES!!!
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Re: devil_dawg_wife –
No, the thrill I get is when Marines are sick of their nagging wives like you and beg guys like us to fuck them, afterwhich they sit their and bitch about their wives before asking for a second round a few min. later. So…Devil Dog wife, instead of constantly bitching all the time, you might want to think twice about being such a high maintenance pain in the ass.
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WHILE WHACKING HIS TINY TWIG TO "LATIN INCHES," OF COURSE!!!
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Re: *ImOnE* – #71 DAMN I MISS STUDIO 54. I USED TO SNEAK IN THERE AT FOURTEEN WITH A FAKE ID AND DANCE ALL NIGHT WITH MY SHIRT OFF AND THEN GO HAVE SEX IN THE BALCONY.
Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – #77 KISSES TO YOU TOO! CAN I BORROW YOUR PLANE AND YOUR MACHINE GUN? I'M GONNA SHOOT UP A FEW TRAILER PARKS……AND MAYBE WE CAN EAT MUFFINS AT THE FOUR SEASONS AFTERWARDS!
Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! P.S. SOMEONE DISSED ME THE OTHER DAY WHILE IMPOSTERING YOUR NAME. I'M TOO SMART TO FALL FOR THEIR DUMB SHIT. I STILL WANT TO SHOOT THEM THOUGH.
Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – #30 I AGREE HE IS SO FUCKABLE. I'D TAKE HIS SWEET ASS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ALL NIGHT LONG.
I'd fuck him!
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – Fucktard!
Re: JuanGabriel – No, I don't think he's hot. It has nothing to do with the fact that he is gay (just throwing that out there before I'm accused by some). I really just don't like how the facial scrub goes almost up to his eyes. Maybe if his hair was a little longer, too. He has a nice body, though.
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – I don't like the Breedlove guy either and the whole reason he is on a magazine ; however, DO NOT spew venomous Aids hate. That is wrong. Please do not do that.
Re: Spindoc – Whatever. You're a fucking loser and you aren't man enough to satisfy a Marine's wife (or a Marine for whichever ones swing that way, however, most would probably be the ones fucking, not the ones getting fucked), so get over yourself. You only wish you were man enough to BE a Marine. LOSER!
I find this man very unattractive…. There is something about him that turns me off….
you know what, i was more intrigued with the "boffing the blake riley sex toy" teaser…:P
i guess i better steal my gay friends' copy of unzipped.
Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – Hilarious! 30
wait, are those our only choices? i don't think a homophobic society (which one isn't, by the way?) has anything to do with why people don't like this little boy who boinked a mayor in order to advance his own media whore aspirations…and look at him, all grown up and on the cover of some seedy B-porn magazine
definitely not highly-beddable, he's actually quite ugly and way too hairy
Oh look a twinkie version of Anna Nicole Smith!
Re: jimmyjazz – #83.
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JUST PITY THEM, DEAR!
THAT'S WHAT LG DOES!
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Re: .perezhilton.com – #92.
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GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE HUMOR OF LG DARLING!
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Re: jimmyjazz – #84
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LG WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU TAP THAT WILDLY FIERCE AZZ JIMMY DEAR!!!
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Hey everyone. I actually live in Portland and I know Beau Breedlove personally. He's not that hot in real life, and this picture actually makes him look worse than he really is. All he did was kiss the man who was later voted Portland's mayor… they didn't even fuck until after Beau was 18 so it's no one's business anyway. I'm sure there are plenty of other stories that are a lot juicier than this one - Beau is just an attention whore and is loving his 15 seconds of fame. He's such a twink, though! I wish he was more masculine because his voice is hard to handle.
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro –
wow. hahahaha you are. well you are stupid haha. yes only gay people use shit and piss in sex you're right.
Man, this boy is gor-g-us! I'd blog him from behind.
Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro –
You are a fucking loser!
Who cares about the guy! I want to know about the creepy clown sex!!
j/k j/k
he's looking good (Beau Breedlove I mean… not the clown sex)
Looks fugly to me. No muscles in his biceps, waxed eyebrows, etc. He's gotta be one effiminate bastard. No thanks.
My God! How did the photographer manage to take a pretty still picture while he must have been laughing his butt off!!! How embarrassing. What idiots, these people.
Re: devil_dawg_wife –
You said "Re: Spindoc – Whatever. You're a fucking loser and you aren't man enough to satisfy a Marine's wife."
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Oh Please, all anybody needs to satify a Marines wife is a tub of ice-cream and a recording of yesterday's Oprah show. As far as satifying one of your husbands go, all anybody needs to satisfy them is to …
1. Not be their wives
2. Have strong shoulders for their ankles to rest on
3. Not be their wives.
THAT IS A SERIOUSLY SWEET PEICE OF ASS! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'D DO TO THAT SWEET ASS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
TMI - I got no information on this…per 'Eddie Izzard'
Very fugly…at least get someone nice to look at
His parents sent him down this path the moment they named him Beau Breedlove. They get all the credit or blame depending on your point of view.
Re: jimmyjazz – #106.
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DO TELL, JIMMY DARLING!!!
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WOOOOOWWWW! I live in Oregon, and until today hadn't even heard of this (I am super busy and live under a rock). But, I went to high school and middle school with this kid. CRAZY!
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