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So Lifelike!

Filed under: Fergie

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Fergie was presented with a doll modeled after herself at a meet and greet for her shoe line at The Grove in Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon, and we don't know about you but that thing will be giving us nightmares for days!

The doll is creepola!!

Is it cross-eyed????

And why leave out the pee stain??

Fergie Ferg reportedly "loves it."

[Image via Celebrityvibe.]

93 comments to “So Lifelike!”



  1. 1

    wow really ugly doll!!!



  2. 2

    First!!!



  3. 3

    yes that is by far one of the creepiest dolls that i have EVER seen it should be burnt and buried !!



  4. 4

    Your strictly a Barbie fag we know Mario….



  5. 5

    ive never seen such a tranny-like doll



  6. 6

    Super effen creapy!! That doll would give my daughters nightmares!



  7. 7

    It really should have the pee stain! You can't live that sort of thing down. What the Sam Hill is up with her skeavy hair weave?

  8. Hole says – reply to this


    8

    she needs to get her bottled blonde look back…this makes her look like Michael Jackson on Planet of The Apes



  9. 9

    wtf is wrong with that creepy disgusting doll???



  10. 10

    UGLEEEEEEEY!
    Man, would I be mad if a doll company made me look like an scary tranny from a bad horror flick.
    Yuk.



  11. 11

    lol..lol..lol…lol…too funny, which one is the ugly doll?



  12. 12

    That's one ugly ass doll!!!!



  13. 13

    Fergie looks like a transvestite! I am so sorry to insult all transvestite outsite there….



  14. 14

    totally looks like the Other Mother from Coraline!



  15. 15

    The scariest doll I've ever seen….



  16. 16

    That doll does not look like her at all…it's scary!



  17. 17

    I really don't like this look on her … she looks scary



  18. 18

    ROTFL!! That is horrible! It looks like Madam and Waylon Flowers, the really early years.



  19. 19

    Re: Hole – harry welcome back… yea…



  20. 20

    That doll looks like one of those CORALINE characters..



  21. 21

    The doll has meth-face too?



  22. 22

    I would be embarrassed standing next to that thing!



  23. 23

    Re: LaDiva – not Harry



  24. 24

    Chucky Returns



  25. 25

    Fergie is just being a good sport… That doll by far looks nothing like Fergie!!!

    Fergie is much more pretty…. I love me some FERGIE !!

    Eat shit Moose head Mario!!!! Go suck on Gaga"s ass a lil more….



  26. 26

    poor fergie…that doll is hideous!



  27. 27

    That doll looks like Wayland Flowers' Madame



  28. 28

    it looks exactly like her!!!!!! ew



  29. 29

    u guys are soo mean and bitter



  30. 30

    Re: lulu1975 – That is exactly what I was thinking! It's a copy of Madam. Ha ha!



  31. 31

    Re: .perezhilton.com – just sent the real harry an email n he confirmed that it's not him… aarrrghhh imposters make me sick.



  32. 32

    That is effed up.



  33. 33

    Looks just like her meth-faced self!!



  34. 34

    this doll looks like a tranny on crack



  35. 35

    the doll looks like that "madame" doll the vetriloquist used to use.

  36. aj says – reply to this


    36

    IT LOOKS LIKE JACKIE STALLONE!!



  37. 37

    that doll is fucking scary, and i like fergie!



  38. 38

    Creeeeeepy!



  39. 39

    the doll looks like its related to the jigsaw doll in the SAW movies



  40. 40

    YIKES!!! It looks like tranny Barbie!



  41. 41

    Re: Pea BrainRe: lulu1975Re: bongo – Thanks. I was racking my brains trying to think of the name of that dummy. It could double as the new BARBIE BRIDE OF CHUCKY too.



  42. 42

    WOW, that is the worst doll ever! It looks nothing like her. Why did Fergie agree to pose with that horrible doll? I'm not a big Fergie fan, but come on- making her stand there with it is plain cruel!



  43. 43

    Re: lulu1975 – YES!!!!!!!! I could not think of wayland flowers name, but yes! It is MADAME ALL THE WAY. Madame should sue for copying her likeness without permission



  44. 44

    perez, you are a pig, what about a paris doll-does it have herpes sores? rug burns on the knees? wonk eyes? hair pieces with velcro? 100 extra boyfriends? pee stains too(and fergie was on stage, paris has done it in a cab, and in clubs a number of times, just too damn lazy to go to the bathroom), sticky removable vomit? and big tears?

  45. Wingy says – reply to this


    45

    OMG, that doll looks like a remake of MADAM, from Wayland Flowers and Madam!!!! They shouldve just changed the hair on a Carrot Top doll and they would've had a perfect lookalike.



  46. 46

    hey perez, why don't you make a doll of yourself? (probably have made a few already). you can be bendable at the knees, of course. Removable fluid stains. Mouth open. what else?



  47. 47

    UGLY UGLY DOLL!
    Cross-eyed?
    Funny!



  48. 48

    good lord i hate that part in her hair!



  49. 49

    Re: Hole – And you look like a walking turd!Fuck Face!



  50. 50

    tick tock tick tock 15 is almost up



  51. 51

    I guess that's what she'll look like in another 70 years because that sure as hell don't look like her now!



  52. 52

    she is ugly as SHIT!! i don't understand why ANYONE thinks she is hot. she looks like a fucking ugly dog. and the doll looks like a crack whore.



  53. 53

    Re: ALFREDOXO – hahaha LOL!



  54. 54

    damn! I'd be insulted that doll is U.G.L.Y. Ewwwwwwwwwww



  55. 55

    Fergie had over 350 people at her appearance, get over it! She is loved. Some gay guy made that doll and she was nice enough to be polite.

    Gee Mario, if Fergie had you do a stupid video introducing her act, like you are doing with that white trash retard, fat nut Britney, would you kiss her ass like you are doing to that no talent white trash Britney?

    Fergie has more talent in her pinky than you or that trailer trash loser Britney that you will not criticize, even though she doesn't sing a big or dance during her fake concert.



  56. 56

    what the????
    lol
    it does'nt look like her!!!
    that's odd, very odd



  57. 57

    i love the dress on the doll though!
    l.o.l.



  58. 58

    Re: Purplek*
    yes it is a very ugly dress
    lol



  59. 59

    SHE LOOKS SCARYYYYY…AND IM TALKING BOUT FERGIEEEE!!!



  60. 60

    funny



  61. 61

    So creepy, and doesn't really look like her.



  62. 62

    GREAT CHOICE….THE DOLL IS JUST AS UGLY AS SHE IS….CONGRATS!!!!!



  63. 63

    I thought Fergie was a white girl?



  64. 64

    Sooo Waylon Flowers and Madame….does anyone on this site even know who that is? Oy, showing my age.



  65. 65

    is that supposed to be her? looks like a drag queen. but then she does too, so it fits



  66. 66

    thats one ugly doll!!!



  67. 67

    PEE STAIN? perez u are so played out that happened how log ago plz come better with it!



  68. 68

    wow it looks like a tranny…guess its a dead ringer to fergie!!



  69. 69

    OMG, I would be so insulted. That doll is hideous!



  70. 70

    The doll looks just like her - horrible



  71. 71

    The doll looks like a cross-eyed Joan rivers!
    And why would they not have exposed her abs? It what Fergie does best!



  72. 72

    omg that doll is so freaking ugly!



  73. 73

    Holy! That is the ugliest creepiest doll I have ever seen! A saggy left cheekbone and receeding hairline.. Right on to the manufacturer who made it look just like fergie!



  74. 74

    looks like the doll from hell, just like herself



  75. 75

    fergie is sooo fug! Looks like Jigsaw's sister



  76. 76

    what a majOr insult! & u kno' Ferg!e lyin'.
    super slut wannabe superhero tranny barbie is beyOnd fuk!n scary.
    (=l)

  77. Ava J says – reply to this


    77

    Fug-a-licious! I would absolutely REFUSE to pose with that shit.



  78. 78

    creepy



  79. 79

    Lol, so mean.



  80. 80

    Fergie is SUCH a dog. That doll is better looking than her. Just sayin'.



  81. 81

    Also? it looks like that doll is holding a knife and trying to stab Fergie. Git her, git her! P.S. Fergie looks like pocahontas on steroids.



  82. 82

    Re: LaDiva – Why is everyone trying to be Harry? There is only one Harry…….The impostor should be hung by his hairless B SAC!



  83. 83

    Ok has anyone seen MAY this is so that doll from that movie eeewwww scary!!!



  84. 84

    the doll looks like a tranny…yet so does she, so PERFECT!



  85. 85

    fergie looks absolutely…. not good. her hair makes her look way older, blonde fits her way better, && wtf up with that doll????

  86. detox says – reply to this


    86

    To me this doll looks exactly like an older Julie Newmar.



  87. 87

    LOL. scary shit.



  88. 88

    in fact, she looks creepier than d doll



  89. 89

    Joan Crawford returns!!! In doll form!



  90. 90

    that doll is creepola !! but, so is fergie !!!



  91. 91

    Re: jamogirl – fergie sucks ass and is an overrated dog



  92. 92

    Madame?



  93. 93

    that's the ugliest doll i've ever seen.