You Must…

CLICK HERE to view an amazing photo gallery from our epic "One Night in Austin" concert spectacular!
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    Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 7:00 pm / Email this  »

    73 comments to “You Must…”



    1. 1

      who cares about these nobodies.



    2. 2

      hey I was actually first! XD hot damn it's my lucky day



    3. 3

      looks like alot of fun

    4. TSS says – reply to this


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      You should've called it One Night In Lamestin



    5. 5

      nice you let some other people get into everyother picture. margaret cho looks real happy to be there.

    6. fiona says – reply to this


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      No thanks. Glad it was good times.



    7. 7

      BORING You need to do some crunches to get rid of that spare tire from around your waist or some lypo or something. A tit lift is in need also. There's really nothing you can do about the face. Maybe one day science will discover how to do a complete head transplant.



    8. 8

      Hmm still nothing about Joe Jonas making "Asian" eyes in a photo. Mario is a complete hack! Worthless twat!



    9. 9

      Re: Romy23 – Oh yeah lucky day, with that 1st and buck fifty you can get a fuckin' cup of coffee.



    10. 10

      does anybody actually give a fuck when mario reports stuff about his life
      your so delusional mario



    11. 11

      Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – better be careful i think you made mario cry, we all no what hapenes when he cries he gets all banny. keep up the good work, oh i almost forgot mario lick my haryballsac



    12. 12

      it looked fun. im glad you had a good time baby!

      good seeing you at the book signing



    13. 13

      somebody is in serious need of a stylist. do you realize piggy, anyone else in that shiteous outfit, you would have been merciless on them. you are losing it mister



    14. 14

      we dont care



    15. 15

      i love matt! yay for pictures!



    16. 16

      Why would I want to see pictures of an event I wasn't at? You never post any Gossip anymore!



    17. 17

      Re: DIRTY LITTLE PIG FUCKER – hey little fucker……nice pipes ;)
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      mama says nightnight and behave……except you shitstained pants……..u b naughty



    18. 18

      I'm sick of seeing this…..LETS MOVE ON! It's getting old

    19. aj says – reply to this


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      I SWEAR IF YOU DONT POST SOMETHING SOON, IMMA FIND YOU AND IMMA SHOVE THAT PINK FUCKING HAT RIGHT UP THAT TIGHT LIL SHITHOLE YOU STILL HAVE GIVEN THE FACT YOU COULDNT PAY SOME DUDE TO GO THERE FIRST!!!!



    20. 20

      don't care. never heard of any of them.



    21. 21

      fierce hat. queen aretha be ringing that hatmaker right about… now

    22. aj says – reply to this


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      Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – yeah, you crossed the line there. step back.



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    24. 24

      You must.. fucking update your site and quit playing celebrity. Or hire someone to actually update.



    25. 25

      Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – alright….not that naughty…..yowza



    26. 26

      Mio—Miss Franklin called and wanted to know who the skinny bitch was who stole her chapeau! LOL!



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    28. 28

      Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – You suck cow tits. Oh ya, they are your own sagging mammaries.



    29. 29

      Re: aj – I'm curious, do you or LaDiva have contact with our fallen comrade Harry? I learned something very interesting over the weekend about people being "banned". AND, as EXPECTED "IT" knows absolutely NOTHING about how and why they ban people… or anything else except being a vile human being that is!!!



    30. 30

      lalapoLozer fest

    31. pabst says – reply to this


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      (#44)Hmm…, is that you?



    32. 32

      you on a holiday tubby, by the look of those pics your meth diet isn't working



    33. 33

      Re: pabst – YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    34. 34

      Re: .perezhilton.com – DID YOU WISH PEREZ A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY???



    35. 35

      Re: mamajud……honk – HEY GIRL.HOW'S IT GOING?

    36. pabst says – reply to this


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      (#44)Hmm…,so what happened?!? I didn't wish P a happy b-day today bc I was so po'd!



    37. 37

      Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – You have some serious anger issues. Do you ever have one single thought that's not bitterly caustic? Do you ever feel positive about anything?



    38. 38

      It was a misunderstanding AND I'm so over it. I actually got an email from P that explained a few things which is why I'm MORE interested to hear about what happened with the MASTER HARRY BALSAC.

    39. pabst says – reply to this


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      (#44)Hmm…,I was poopin' frisbees today bc of IT2's (I'm sure you can guess who IT2 is simply from this post) comments. This tool talks about intentionally infecting people with HIV, etc., and you get banned for reporting the original IT too much?

      So—I owe you a Happy Birthday, Perez :)

    40. pabst says – reply to this


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      Juliette Lewis is not aging well. Amber Rose looks good. Can we get passed this now, PLEASE?



    41. 41

      Re: pabst – #54 "IT" had nothing to do with what happened. IT would like to think so, but not the case. I think HB needs to bring his marbles back to the playground, I believe he will be pleasantly surprised!!! I do wonder why you can't reply to me though!!
      I read the other IT posts, WTF??? I'm with yellowpeeps! Get an original thought that is not "bitterly caustic"! I must use that yellowpeeps if u don't mind!



    42. 42

      Re: the last star – Yes, in my way! I appreciate and adore Perez.



    43. 43

      i wish i was there

    44. pabst says – reply to this


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      (#44)Hmm…, IT2 has been running its hole all day too. I haven't seen IT though. I logged on late bc the posts have been crap!!! It's good too see you back on :)



    45. 45

      Re: pabst – U2, I'm out though… LATER!



    46. 46

      Re: perezsunderwearareallshitstainedonthefro – 57 coming from a heifer who's favorite movie is Lolita.



    47. 47

      Re: .perezhilton.com. – THAT was weird!!!

    48. pabst says – reply to this


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      (#44)Hmm…,Gotta love technology, c u later



    49. 49

      um where can I get some budweiser tights? also sxsw is the shit, perez thanks for appreciating for what it is, MUAH!

    50. fiona says – reply to this


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      Sleepshades and a pepsid, please.



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    52. 52

      Re: aj – AJ - you Evil Devil! "If you can't say anything nice….come sit next to me!" Steel Magnolias. I don't plagiarize like others we know…..hmmmmm

    53. sushi says – reply to this


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      One Night in Austin seems more like One Fucking Eternal Night in the Fucking Afterlife.



    54. 54

      Did you see the Post Secret of you Perez? It's cutteeee go look at it! It's the second one down! :)



    55. 55

      Nobody cares about YOU, Perez.
      We just love your opinion and commentary on pop culture.

    56. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Look what a great thing you can organize when you're dogged about it. Your assertiveness created your own reality.

    57. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Re: pabst – Who the hell really ages well? Lewis looks about as good as anybody her age. It's not the wrapper that matters.



    58. 58

      your night in xyx is getting old, not exciting, who cares, fun for you, but WTF..sorry Perzx, we don't care



    59. 59

      ZoneAlarm keeps telling me that this site has a virus. What gives?



    60. 60

      god perez.. your head is HUUUGGGEEE



    61. 61

      alright fat ass this post has been here since the evening… get up n change it…



    62. 62

      I'd give the Bud girl a nice spanking!!



    63. 63

      Perez you look like a big flaming Homotard in these pics!



    64. 64

      Re: OscarTheGrouch – perez is a douchebag



    65. 65

      Re: Sensitivity – love the avie baby



    66. 66

      Re: LaDiva – Mornin darling LaDiva and thanks. Hopefully not too busy at work today.



    67. 67

      Re: Sensitivity – Unfortunately the boss is lurking by… so i won't be making too many stops oh PH….



    68. 68

      *on*



    69. 69

      Re: .perezhilton.com – better hone those spidey senses…..you're way off on shitstain……..milky is simply not that obsessive



    70. 70

      Fuck off with this already! It looks shit, it sounds shit and it featured a bunch of desperate wannabees that bored the fuck out of everyone who reads this crap! Blowing ur own trumpet REPEATEDLY is not cool.



    71. 71

      Re: LaDiva – tie up your boss like Letty did!



    72. 72

      I thought Lady Sov cancelled…..?