Angelina On Liquid Diet?
Filed under: Angelina Jolie > Wacky, Tacky & True
According to reports, Angelina Jolie is suffering from a little crazy in the brains because the actress saint is trying to shed 21lbs on the set of Salt with a liquid diet!
Living off of a concoction of lemon juice, cayenne pepper, and maple syrup, sources say that Ang has been left weakened and that since "She does all her own stunts…we worry she could injure herself due to the weight loss."
She might even end up too weak to run around adopting babies!
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what a freak, how could anyone find THAT attractive?
Is is oossible for her to lose that much weight??? Based on pictures it looks like she has lost all of her baby weight…I saw her filming the other day and she was super skinny…i dont get it
is this some backup story to cover while you are talking to your attorneys?
who cares. she looks great. fuck it!
hahahahaha-"Saint"-come on Mario,she's still bangable but Saint-Please!
Gee Perez, do you believe EVERYTHING someone whispers in your ear? How about some REAL celebrity news.
Mario your nose is turning an awful shade of brown.
nothing this dumb bitch does ever suprises me.
In some nastier news…I read that Nirvana is planniing a tribute concert this summer at the Sub Pop party with none other than Courtney love on Vocals…everyone throw up in your mouth now…
Apparently pat Smear rekindled Dave, Kris and Courtney…this is just plain wrong.
she needs help.
sounds like something you should POUND UP YOUR ASS MARIO!
just sayin'…
That's The Master Cleanse diet that detoxes your body… If anything, Angelina needs a few protein shakes…
Man, this woman is ridiculous. She already looks like shes 50 years old even though she's in her early 30's. Maybe now we will be able to see all of her veins and bones protruding.
That's the lamest diet ever. Can't she hire nutritionists? She's made of $$.
A DIET????!!!! If she gets any skinnier ole Brad will be thumping it back to Jenn!
ok, that's called being anorexic! Wow, I cannot believe how anyone could go on a "diet" like that, especially someone like her!! You gain it back when you start eating food again.
um… It's called the Lemonade Diet, Beyonce did to do Dream Girls..
it took you a few hrs to update your site n this is the shit you post….
So her annorexia has gone full blown. She didn't have 21 lbs to lose in the first place. She was already too thin. No wonder she looks 10 years older than her age.
Re: Hole – I cannot see Dave & Kris doing this. They were never Courtney's biggest fans. Oh, and it would suck - big time!
what the hell??? i hope that's not true, that's terrible
your body will start breaking down your muscles if it's deprived of nutrition long enough, so she should not be doing her stunts much longer
This might be the dawn of a new age: Perez is actually admitting that his precious Angelina is not perfect! Hallelujah! And yeah, bitch is crazy. Like she needs to lose even more weight.
how's that liquid diet working for you Mario…
it's called the…
jizz guzzler way to dropping those blogger pounds, right?
HER EYES LOOK LIKE SHE'S HIGH!!
I tried that and I have never been so sick in my life.
It's some whack jobs idea of a cleanse.
she needs a psychotherapist if she thinks she needs to loose weight when she's already underweight! and anybody doing a cleanse like she is should know better than to do it while enduring such physical demands - dumbass!
WTF!!! Sounds nutritious and delicious, right Mario?
it's called the master cleanse you fucking retard. . do your homework.
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Re: Hole – i think you're full of shit. there is no nirvana without kurt cobain.
i call bullshit.
That's the Master Cleanse fast. It was created by Stanley Burroughs in the 1940s. Its usually done for 7 - 10 days as a detox but can be done for up to 40 days depending on one's physical condition. The lemony drink is as follows: 1 1/4 cups filtered water, 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice, 2 tablespoons grade B maple syrup, and 1/10 teaspoon of ground cayenne. Lemon for its antioxidants and antibacterial effects, maple syrup for minerals and sugars, cayenne for vitamins B and C and it promotes blood circulation which aides the detox process. You can drink as much of the water mixture as you want whilst on the cleanse, or at least 6 glasses a day.
I don't think Angelina needs to lose even a pound though.
im sure this is not true at all shes already super skinny . . . where would she lose it?
awesome - hopefully she'll starve herself to death and then WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO HEAR FROM HER AGAIN.
this the recipe for a Master Cleanse which cleanses all your organs, while you do loose weight from this, it is super healthy to do and is recommended at least once or twice a year, it leaves you with glowing skin!
I thought she only weighed 21 lbs.
Re: the last star – HAHAHA! Mario is still using the same "OCTO-MOM's" eyes!
Fuck you, Perez you old sell out asshole. You know thats bullshit, WTF Is your problem with her all of a sudden?
that sounds like the master cleanse
ala beyonces dream girls diet
amazing…is it even physically possible? i found her figure in changeling to be so amazingly thin that it distracted from her performance….
DIVE ON A SPIKE ALREADY WHORE!!!!!
omg!!!! can you image angelina that probably weights 90 lbs loosing another 21 lbs. damn she's crazy!
CRAZY!! If *I* lost 21 lbs, I'd look too skinny. This crazy husband stealing ho would diappear. Bad example to young girls to see such a thin woman still going to extremes to lose weight. Ladies, let's not be heffers, but a healthy body is a beautiful body and a body is not made healthy on lemon juice, pepper and syrup.
Re: Mike_Rotch – Obviously dumbshit…that is why I am puked in my mouth. Did you eat today Mike? You seem cranky
21 lbs?! She already looks like the damned crypt keeper. Where the fuck will she find 21 lbs to lose? All that will be left is a pile of hair, lips and tits. Oh well, I guess that's all she really was to begin with.
CRAZY BIATCHHHHHHHH
SHE IS NOT DIETING……
SHE IS ON THE ARTIE LANGE DIET….
HEROIN, HEROIN AND MORE HEROIN plus sprinkler in some CRACK
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SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL THIS CRAZY BITCH YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE THE "BABY WEIGHT" WHEN YOU ADOPT!
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Re: LOVE ANGELINA –
ANGELINA HOLIE IS A CRACKHEAD WHORE….AND
SHE SHOT UP HEROIN WHILE PREGNANT…so shihoh & dick & lick were born addicted…
#18.
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WORD!
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Maybe she will lose so much weight she is disappear!!!!
OH YEAH…and…JENFRAUD is a MORON!
Seriously? A gentle breeze could knock this chick down. If this story is true, she has some serious mental issues. And why "21" lbs.???
it's called the master cleanse, it's actually quite good for you.
that diet fails.
but she doesn't need to lose the weight at all.
Re: Hole – no and yes i am.
Did she get her liquid diet recipe from Kelly (The Office)?
The two diets sound alike.
She is looking OLD!! Wow. Jen blows her away and she's older.
Wasn't BeyoWulf on this diet when she was filming Dream Girls?
And still she looked like a fat cow in that movie..
RE: I am clubbed…
You're idiot just like Perez, who is clearly being paid by Huvane (Aniston's publicist) to talk shit about Angelina when he had no problem with her before.
Why Perez???? T_T
Ange looks the most smashing when she's slightly curvy, round and voluptuous.
Forget that anorexic runway sh*t, and simply remember that womanly sh*t. It's not completely the package, but how welcoming it is.
Wow, has she done something to piss you off? Usually you draw halos on her head, now you are giving her Octo-mom's crazy eyes?
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This has got to be completely made up. No way she thinks she needs to shed 21 pounds. Shed it from where? Is she donating a kidney to lighten the scale? Not only that but I imagine her contract has plenty of clauses about where her weight should stay for the duration of filming. Forgoing the whole issue of Jolie's health, a weakened actress is a liability to the movie and its $chedule.
lol. i just read about that diet.. its the master cleanse.. sounds like it takes alot out of you though. protein all the way!!!
I can't believe that… she's boney already.
If that's true, she's doing the Master Cleanse diet.
She better be careful with that…
sounds like the MASTER CLEANSE.
She's so strange. She is already too sickly skinny. Oh, I forgot, just another way to get the press back on her.
IT'S CALLED THE MASTER CLEANSE! SHE'S TRYING TO CLEAN HER SYSTEM.
i have totally tried that diet before
i was so miserable
u r starving the entire time and it tastes like shit
But she's already gaunt and underweight as it is!
i'm so sick of her
That's not a liquid diet, that's master cleanse. It sounds intense, but calorie-wise, it's not depriving her. Its intention is to make digestion effortless for the body and it literally clears you out.
She doesn't need to improve herself if the Brad nanny rumors have any teeth.
He does. Woman always blame themselves, and that's bullcrap. : )
It's the Lemon Detox Diet. I lasted 3 days on it until I caved.
If by "saint" you mean a husband stealing anorexic egomaniac, then yes she's a saint.
Angelina's too thin. She's not a positive role model for anyone, and is promoting an unattainable standard of beauty. Why should people have to starve themselves to be pretty?
wow an anorexic, attention seeking whore.
Hey Perez its called fasting its to cleanse the body of toxins you mix those ingredients with water and drink up, after two weeks you are week but totally cleansed, I have been doing it for years as well as alot of people I know, here's to good health!
Its called master cleanse very popular, i do it every six months or so, yes you get weak but then you feel wonderul, gets rid of all the toxins in your body! here's to good health, when your done you can eat eat eat!
That cannot be true, she doesn't even have 21 pounds to lose! Whatever….
Hey dumbass Mario…she is doing the "master cleanse" …which if you did your research it does not leave you weak at all…I've done it several times…You should probably fact check before you post dumbass!!!
Unfortunately for you Mario, you wouldn't last one day on the master clease fat ass!
She was already too skinny, just a little short of nasty. She has such issues…
Ok, I've done this diet and you don't get tired, run down or listless and no, you don't poop out at parties!
I lost 7 pounds in 5 days and 3" off my waist. It's called the Master Cleanse. It's a great way to jump start weight-loss. Then eat sensible and start a good exercise program. I think this is what Jessica Simpson did.
It's not a liquid diet - it is a very strong detox. Dangerous if not being monitored by an MD
Please DO NOT comment on what worked for YOU. It is completely different for each person. I have seen people throw up, pass out and need medical attention. DO NOT repeat DO NOT do this without the direction and attention of a good nutritionist or MD. It cleanses your kidneys and can make you very ill if not followed properly - 3 days is the max it should be done at one time every 6 months. PERIOD.
Fuc* you, Perez.
Re: Deandra – EXACTLY. IF this is true- the concoction is the Master Cleanse- and can be used just as a detox. I seriously doubt she is trying to lose 20 lbs.
AND- Hey fucktards! It's LOSE- not LOOSE!
what the fuck? why is she intentionally trying to lose weight? she needs to lose 20 lbs like Nicole Richie needs to lose 20 lbs.
Re: Shags –
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LG WOULD IMAGINE OCTO-SKANK THE CRAZY BIYOTCH THAT IDOLIZES MS. JOLIE-PITT IS QUITE LOOSE AFTER SPEWING EIGHT CRETINS!!!
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she doesnt have 21lbs to spare =(
Hahaha CLUB, love the name…ala Eric the Midget
you might be right, she's supposedly doing Robin's diet, but might be doing Artie Lange's heroin
oh & to the fuckface above my first post-
she had them c-sectioned out, so that joke isnt even funny…
Really sick of the Brad and Ange obsession! I am sooo over them!!! Brad should have stayed with Jen
I did that diet and lost 20 lbs in 10 days. the only thing is since a lot of what youi lose is having nothing in your system, you gain at least 5 lbs back right away. It does work though.
This is a well known master cleanse diet.
LOL!
she's alkready skiny anerexic she doesnt need to lose anything
i saw chageling and she was skin and bones
go get a cheeseburger angelina
or does brad like skin and bones?
I hope she looses so much weight she dissapears.
But according to everyone Angelina is perfect…can she do anything wrong?
Whoa, she's a fat cow, she DOES need to lose 20 pounds. Geeze.
She is most comfortable as skinny and skanky as she was in Girl Interupted.
To think, she starved herself while carrying twins, what a hero.
Brad, if you have two brain cells to rub together, you'd install Nanny Cams' in every room of the house - and don't trust her with YOUR kids!