David Cook Is A Douche!

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American Idol winner - loser in life - David Cook is upset!

What's got his panties in a bunch????

Cooked took to his official blog to let it all hang out!

He says:

"ATTENTION!
Hey everyone,
First off, I want to say thank you to everyone who has been coming out to the shows since my last post. The vibe at these shows has been amazing.

Secondly, I have to address some behavior that has become disturbing. We pride ourselves on being accessible to you as fans, but in contrast, we do enjoy what little privacy we can muster. To that end, the efforts by some fans to find our hotel rooms, call our hotel rooms, attach things to our bus, etc., is something I have to condemn. This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties, and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you.

I hope this doesn't come off as harsh. I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up. Take care and see you at the next show.

~D"

Idiot!

He should have just taken the steps he felt necessary to insure his privacy and mental well-being.

This just means y'all need to try even harder to call his room and get up in his grill!!!

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    Posted: Mar 24, 2009 at 9:49 am / Email this  »

    178 comments to “David Cook Is A Douche!”

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    1. 1

      tick tick tick DING! Your fifteen minutes are up….



    2. 2

      Fag



    3. 3

      2nd



    4. 4

      Psycho fans that try to find the hotels are nuts. What do they think? That they can marry the guy if they could only find his hotel room and knock on his door? I thought he was being very polite to them.



    5. 5

      He is a douche!! He's lucky any "fans" go to his fake ass wanna be rock shows. He is the biggest poser ever!!



    6. 6

      First



    7. 7

      David: This is what happens when you become famous. If you don't like it, perhaps you should go back to obscurity.



    8. 8

      what happenede Mario, couldn't you get through?

      and then you tell people to TRY HARDER to get "up in his grill"

      and YOU CALL HIM A DOUCHE?

      HONK!



    9. 9

      Maybe not…who the hell is he though!?

    10. Hole says – reply to this


      10

      In five years this guy will be Leif Garrett and wishing a note gets pinned on his minivan



    11. 11

      No one should go to his shows or buy his CDs that will give him tons of private time!



    12. 12

      What is wrong with wanting privacy?



    13. 13

      Perez, that doesn't even make sense! At least he is trying to address the problems in a civilized manner. He could have just called the cops and gotten these people arrested and charged with destruction of property, harassment, or stalking.

      Seriously, your outcry for more negative behavior is idiotic.



    14. 14

      where in the sweet name of god does he get off making such and obnoxious arrogant statement!?

    15. aj says – reply to this


      15

      YOUR GUTTER TRASH PEREZ. NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A FLAMER THAT ACTS LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL.



    16. 16

      perez, YOU are the douche!! the man just wants some damn privacy. let him have it.did ur mommy not love u enuff as a child?is that why u always tryng for sumone else's attenion? get help



    17. 17

      Did he not know what fame would entail?…biting the hands that meegerly feeds him…idiot. Seriously, people, harass the hell out of this jag-bag. :)



    18. 18

      Oh, by the way, you were never and will never be as famous as you're trying to make yourself out to be in that posting– :)



    19. 19

      He should now be known as David COCK! What an idiot, let the spotlight go to your head!!



    20. 20

      Fans in hotel's rooms? Craaaazy!!! No wonder David is upset !!!



    21. 21

      I cant wait to see your 15mins up Mario you suck.



    22. 22

      Uhh.. welcome to being famous you fucking moron!!! You wanted this so bad… well now u got it… gotta take the good and the bad.. you fucking douche!!



    23. 23

      He's not a douche for not wanting people to stalk him. It's kind of *logical*, actually. At least he asked instead of having his security just beat folks down.



    24. 24

      What's wrong with that? Seriously, Perez, the way you look at things is effed up. What the hell is wrong with you?



    25. 25

      He has a point. You don't have to be a creepy psycho to be a fan. He RESPECTFULLY asked for what he wants, now you need to respect that and leave him alone.

    26. JCPR says – reply to this


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      that's what happens when ur in the public eye! he just wants the paycheck he doesnt care about the fans!



    27. 27

      What's douchy about wanting a little privacy and hoping that a little human decency would prevail instead of having to go to extremes? Communication is always the right way to start a negotiation. And would you want people camped out day after day in front of your apartment Perez? Would you want people calling you day and night at home? Would you want people stalking you like that? Have a heart, Perez.



    28. 28

      It's just the price you gotta pay.



    29. 29

      good for him. I think that asking for an autograph when he is in a public place is one thing…..trying to get to his hotel room or following his bus around is STALKING.



    30. 30

      why does that make him a big douche?? yes, he should've accepted that part of fame is the psycho fans who go too far for a piece of you, but there is nothing wrong with wanting a little bit of privacy. i wouldn't like strangers trying to find where i was staying and calling me and stalking me. and it's better that he posts on myspace and not just calls security on people.
      you need to chill out perez. if someone like lady gaga or anne hathaway whose ass you live up posted that same thing, you would commend them



    31. 31

      Ok, I usually wouldn't comment on something like this because you're always going to have haters, but YOU, Perez, really? I expected more from you being a fan of your blog and all. None of the people hating on David have any idea what has been going on and have no right to hate on him. First of all, people have been going to EVERY SHOW and STALKING him, like dangerously stalking him, they're not just innocently following him. He had every right to write that blog and it's a good thing he did.

      And let's see…15 minutes of fame? I don't think so. He's been doing his tour since February and EVERY show has SOLD OUT, not a seat left. And his album? It went platinum. Yeah, he's a loser, whatever.



    32. 32

      huh? i'm confused. what fans?



    33. 33

      Never cared for him, little David Archuleta was robbed.



    34. 34

      Yup. A definite downside of fame. 2 choices. Find a way to tolerate crazy fan-mania, or give it up and go back to obscurity.



    35. 35

      I've been saying for a long time that David Cook is a 'class A' douchebag… He should enjoy the fame while he has it… He's not talented enough to stick around long. Someone needs to kick his ass off of that pedestal he's placed himself on. Puke.



    36. 36

      What a loser. Do people really care about this homo??



    37. 37

      I guess i could understand.. but it comes with the territory.. when no one cares about him anymore, he'll miss it. I'd probably get pissed if dumb little girls or homos such as yourself were calling my hotel room at all hours of the night.



    38. 38

      Yeah… call me crazy… I don't see whats so *douchey* about that. People (ahem Lindsaey Lohan / Britney Spears) turn into major losers when they let their guards down and try to act all "one with their fans! I'm a commoner too!"
      The guy is just trying to watch out for his safety. I think he rocks, and has been doing an awesome job…



    39. 39

      Re: BBBoricua – Good morning, just got back from florida.



    40. 40

      ok perez….the reason why he had to put up that bulliten is because some crazy fans have been FOLLOWING THEM and harassing the WHOLE band…some crazies have been going ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

      HE"S NOT A DOUCHE. He's been coming out for autographs and stuff since AI tour.
      He's the only guy who does it.

      Hopefully this changes opinions.



    41. 41

      I have to agree…..DOUCHE is a perfect word for him. What will he be saying when his fans quit coming to his shows???? You asked for fame & you have it. Deal with the issues that go along with it. DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON YOUR FANS!!! That's why they are called FANS. I-D-I-O-T.



    42. 42

      Re: DavidCookFan – I totally agree with you. Perez you have your moments where it's like a really shitty case of foot in mouth and this is one of them. Had it been Brad and Angelina asking for a little privacy or hiding out then you would be gushing and cooing over them. And stating how great they are. But because this guy, who is talented and has huge potential, ask for a little space in what has been a constant crush since AI you lay into him like a red headed stepchild. Grow up. There was a time in this country when stars were respected and able to have a private life. Would love to see that again.



    43. 43

      Re: Hole
      HILARIOUS because it's TRUE!!! hahaha



    44. 44

      Douchebag; he should thank every "fan" personally for even showing up!
      Who the hell does this poser think he is?
      .
      Much greater musicians than himself spend hours around the tour bus after their shows to mingle with their fans, take pictures and sign autographs.
      .
      Oh, bawaaaaaa … fans leve gifts for this jack ass HOW DARE THEM!!



    45. 45

      why so harsh on him? i men, honestly he could just be an asshole and have tons of security but he is letting his fans know that it is important to him to have a relationship with them…
      i dont really see how this makes him a douche. sometime you come across really bitter and jealous perez. it makes me sad.

    46. Hole says – reply to this


      46

      Re: DavidCookFan – Do you think for a second the Beatles, Stones, GNR etc… would ever make a statement like this? it goes hand in hand with being a star.

    47. Suze says – reply to this


      47

      What's wrong with what he said? Just because he's somewhat famous (and I'm using the term very liberally), doesn't mean that he's not allowed some privacy.



    48. 48

      what a dick! he won American Idol…..what did he think was going to happen. Maybe he should go back to being a nobody!



    49. 49

      Maybe he should go back working as a bar tender; if his "fans" cause him so much distress……..
      Stupid ass wipe!!
      I wonder how the TRUE rock stars survive?



    50. 50

      He's just plain "butt" ugly!! Never did like him on AI! Was sorry to see him win. He's just a jerk! Plus an "ugly" jerk to boot!



    51. 51

      Doesn't he understand it's all part of celebrity? Get over yourself David Cook! You're lucky anybody gives a shit about you!

    52. 29 says – reply to this


      52

      ur a dickhole perez



    53. 53

      I think he means well. He's just being a bit too cocky about it but hey Honesty can be brutal!



    54. 54

      Re: Los Anjealous
      There's a difference in being famous and being stalked. People are wayyyyy too obsessed with ANYBODY in Hollywood. It's fucking sad and I think he's in the right.



    55. 55

      David Cook is NO douche. He's a nice guy. He has a platinum CD and a totally sold out tour. His fifteen minutes have just begun, asshole. But, you're right about one thing. He needs to stop being so trusting and step up his security.



    56. 56

      WELL IF U WANT SOME PRIVACY THEN STAY OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT! ANYWAY HE WILL FALL SOON BECAUSE HE SUCKS!



    57. 57

      In another year or two he'll begging "fans" to come to his shows. Who the fuck does he think he is? Giant douche.



    58. 58

      He is not Elvis-Fucking-Presley. He is some kid that made it onto an open audition for a game show. What an ego. STF already. Never even heard this child outside of PerezHilton.com.



    59. 59

      I don't understand. How is he a douche bag for saying that? I'd hate to be stalked 24/7 also so unless youve experienced what he goes through i wouldnt say anything.

    60. Hole says – reply to this


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      Re: Suze – In 2 years when that hair redcedes even more…it will be time for a bandana and a Leif garrett Behind the Music.



    61. 61

      Since when you can't be famous AND want a little privacy?!
      Why should he accept anything coming from fans?

      And who's the DOUCHE here?



    62. 62

      OK, I don't even know who this is so take that for what you will, but encouraging people to "get up in his grill"? Yeah, that's smart. He is obviously a puss so he has "security" I would believe. Or if he is smart he does, depending on money of course. But you better be careful doing that. If he is a celeb? then his security will wip your ass, justifiably in some cases, and if you do this to normal people, you'd better be careful too. Seeing what I see, and have seen in my life, I would assume you are a danger and treat you accordingly, IE, make you into a pretzel. Not good advice man.



    63. 63

      David is absolutely right, Perez. Fuck off.



    64. 64

      This doesn't make him sound like a douche. It sounds like he's trying to address his fans in a respectful manner. It seems like he feels like he's got an open honest connection with his fans. Don't hate.



    65. 65

      Perez, you're a fucking douche. Maybe he doesn't need to be the center of attention every five seconds, like you do.



    66. 66

      He's totally right. Crazy fans and paparazzi are out of hand. Stalking is a crime. So what's wrong with saying so on his own official website? OK, so he does sound a little like a school marm.



    67. 67

      David Cook is the douche??? c'mon Perez. those fans can be crazy dangerous. he did the right thing by trying to be decent about the whole thing.

    68. Shark says – reply to this


      68

      You know what i suggest? Mario here thinks that privacy is overrated and a guy who wants to sleep safely in his hotel room is a douche..he actually encourages the fans to search harder…..
      ….so what i suggest? Everyone here, especially those in miami area…work extra hard to find douchewad mario…thats right…find his residence…where he lives…and attach stuff to his vehicle…his place…his home. Lets track him down and let him know we can increase the hunt for him?
      howdya like that pereggers?



    69. 69

      I wonder if his five fans are aware of this……?



    70. 70

      Cook is such of DIVA!!!! funny but you Cook… you are not Elvis and you never will !!



    71. 71

      Re: yankees21 – Hey! Welcome back! :)



    72. 72

      Re: DavidCookFan
      You're either his spokesperson or another "hopeful" fan who thinks he'll marry you… Never in my life I've heard a real, talented, singer/ actor/actress make such stupid and arrogant comment. And nope, he is not that good.



    73. 73

      i didnt think it was rude or idiotic. i thought he said that in a nice way and wasnt bashing anyone.



    74. 74

      Who?



    75. 75

      Maybe I'm confused or mistaken, but when people say his tour has sold out..what tour are they talking about? Because last time I checked he was doing small shows at colleges on the east coast. He was at my university last night, and the tickets were free. And even with the free tickets the place wasn't sold out. So I'm not sure what sold out tour everyone is referring to, but he is doing some shows (or all) for free to college kids, and he still isn't getting a ton of support.

      However, I did hear his concert last night was good and he seemed like a semi-decent human being. Take that for what you want.



    76. 76

      Ok, he has every right to tell people he does not want to be stalked. Other celebs say this stuff all the time, just because they are famous does not mean they want people finding out places they stay and all…that is creepy. he was nice about it..way better than some celebs say when they are upset with how insane fans can get



    77. 77

      hes being honest and upfront with his fans,by telling them what he is going to do. your being the douche by telling his fans to call his room and get up in his grill!



    78. 78

      OMG DAVID COOK IS NOT A DOUCHE HE IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

    79. Suze says – reply to this


      79

      Re: Hole – Agreed. I totally don't get the whole American Idol craze. Most of the winners are "ok" at best. But still…the guy deserves to be able to sleep in peace. He needs all the beauty rest he can get.



    80. 80

      Re: born_naked – I'm neither his spokesman nor do I think he would marry me, that's just delusional. What I am is a FAN and I have been since he was on American Idol and I think it's ridiculous for people to hate and say that just because someone is famous, that means they're not entitled to the right that the rest of us have. And I'm a little tired of people saying he's a nobody and a loser because his career so far is already proof that he's going to be around a LOT longer than most of the people who come from Idol. Stop putting him that category. Idol is over, he's his own artist now, and he's making it.



    81. 81

      Who the *&^% is this guy anyway? I recommend you enjoy your 15 and put any $$ you get out of it into some stable investments, ’cause I do believe you might find it pretty easy to get some peace in a few months when the only place your name is posted is in those "whatever happened to what's his name?" trivial pursuit quizzes! Get over yourself already.



    82. 82

      Not everyone needs to have the ego licking you do. Just because you need people hanging all over you in order to feel validated, doesn't mean people with REAL talent feel the same way. I believe you have it backwards. Seems like you're the douche; on top of already being an idiot.



    83. 83

      Why does him not wanting psycho fans to do psycho things make him a douche?
      Wanting a little bit of privacy doesn't = douche



    84. 84

      WTF MARIO…WHY DON'T YOU GIVE OUT YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND NUMBER SO PAOPLE CAN HARASS YOU AT ALL HOURS???



    85. 85

      Re: DavidCookFan
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………….



    86. 86

      Re: BooBooBear – Hey Boo? We're talking about Mario here….of course he wants all the attention he can get. But that's because he's not normal.



    87. 87

      .
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      "CONDEMN?"
      .
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      WHO DOES THIS PRETENTIOUS BITCH THINK SHE IS, THE GODDAMNED
      POPE???!!!
      .



    88. 88

      I mean, David should be happy he even has fans, but at the same time it's fine that he's trying to approach the privacy problem in a calm and respectful manner. To be honest, I'm just happy that there's finally a "celeb" that has written a well thought-out, coherent blog post. Usually they just write stream of consciousness jumbles of thought without proper syntax.



    89. 89

      my god how annoying. hey dude,…..DONT GET INTO SHOW BIZNESS IF YOU WANT PRIVACY!! hay fans (both of you), you heard what he said, GO AWAY!

      ITS GOING ON 16 MINUTES !



    90. 90

      Key phrase: "This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties, and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you."

      David Cook loves his fans. He has put his career and fans ahead of everything else. However, he has his safety–as well as that of his bandmates–to consider. He is just telling his fans to take it easy so he won't have to up his security and become less accessible. He doesn't want that to happen, even though he could easily say the word and make it so. And I don't get all this talk of him being untalented or a loser. People, the man can sing. You may not like his style of music, but many of us do, and we'll be buying his albums and going to his concerts for years to come. Trying to blow out someone else's flame won't make yours burn any brighter!



    91. 91

      While I don't condone crazy FANatics (get a life people) I do think it's incredibly funny when celebpretties think they can control how their fame pans out. Fame means nothing is private sillies - we control you, hehe. Spend some of your money on great security and buy some of those paper bags for your head and you should be able to enjoy your cushy big ego life much better. Awwww, My advice didn't make you feel better? The truth is a Bitch.



    92. 92

      mario you really are an ass… why would you suggest that??



    93. 93

      If you are gonna write about this show, then talk about the Awesomeness that is this season's Adam Lambert.



    94. 94

      What about this makes him a douche? I can understand why he'd say something. There's no need to be stalking him at his hotel room or calling incessantly. If he's willing to stop and take pictures and sign autographs outside, then people need to respect the guy's privacy when he's IN HIS HOTEL ROOM.



    95. 95

      lol too funny…didn't even know he did shows…I wouldn't even go if it was free…yuck.



    96. 96

      I have to say that whenever you label someone as a "douche" I like them even more. Your disapproval has the opposite affect on me.



    97. 97

      WHAT A FUCKTARD!!!!!!! PEOPLE TRYING TO FIND YOUR HOTEL. PUTTING ADORING SIGNS ON YOUR BUS….PUTTING SHRINES IN YOUR OWNER IN THEIR BEDROOMS…..ISN'T THAT THE KIND OF ADULATION YOU ARE WERE STRIVING FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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      YOU'D NEVER CATCH YOUR JJ DISSING PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME THAT MUCH!! I LOVE ANYBODY WHO LOVES ME. EVEN IF A GUY IS FAT BALDING AND HAS ACNE….HE STILL AT LEAST GETS A HUG FROM ME AT THE CLUB IF HE SAYS SWEET THINGS TO ME. IF I WERE IN DAVID'S POSITION I WOULD CALL UP FANS ALL THE TIME AND ANSWER AS MUCH FAN MAIL AS POSSIBLE.



    98. 98

      Oh please. He's lucky he still has fans at all. He's thisclose to being the next Justin Guarini (remember him). If anything, people should just stop paying him any type of attention just for not being appreciative.



    99. 99

      He should "ensure" his safety, not "insure" it.



    100. 100

      I'm not sure why Perez and everyone else is so upset. This seems to be just a note explaining why he might seem more aloof. Some of those younger female fans can be REALLY aggressive. I still think he has more of a level head about fame than most musicians.

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