Lie-Telling Lindsay: "I don't drink, I don't do drugs!"
You know, we think we might have misjudged our Lindsay Lohan. She's actually a brilliant actress!
Speaking with E! News, Lindsay portrays someone sober, honest, and free of drama, saying, "I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
She added, "I move forward and I change. Life's too short not to. If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it's really not that interesting—then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting."
Maybe if you quit acting a fool and maintained some semblance of a serious career, we could take you more seriously!
Continuing to play her character, Lindsay said, "I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc…. It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."
She concluded her monologue by saying, "It would be really nice if people would believe in me."
And then the folks over at E! gave a warm round of applause as Lindsay bowed and exited stage right.
[Image via WENN.]
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lame
FIRST!
shes a stupid bitch…. she will soon turn into a Tara Reid
i just barfed all over the keyboard after reading that trash. Once again she is totally delusional.
HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!
Lindsay needs help. She's either lying to her family, her fans, and her girlfriend, or she's seriously delusional. Clearly, the girl is not sober. I see a five millionth stint in rehab in her future…
Re: Jessica Grady – you know at one time it was an accomplishment to be first! lately you can be first an hour after he posts something, nobody hits this site like they used to
maybe someone could write a movie about her doing lines of coke while she created the "own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc…. It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be." persona….
she said it its engraved…she could become a delusional crazy actress that in her head she does write an 'oscar nominated movie'
she has all the tools in the world why isnt she taking advantage of it?
"sicko fans" wtf does that mean? she shouldn't set herself up for failure like that. . the most she'll ever be nominated for is a razzie
So, its our fault she's a crackhead?
I don't work, and I don't take my bi polar meds
Blame your fans, what a great way to book a job…YOU TALENTLESS BITCH!
By the way Linds, You can't act…find a way to meet up with your 12 year old self because Parent Trap was the only good movie ever did (except Mean Girls, but all the other characters were funny, NOT YOU!!!!)
Who cares - when are you going to have some real gossip, not just your usual rants and bullshit?
Coke heads lie a lot…
BARF aaand repeat
CRACKEAD!!!!!!
Its hard to believe when we can clearly see that white shit up your nose and your weight is 78 lbs soaking wet. And how about all that sober behavior you and yours exhibit by having screaming fights in public??? Whose zooming who Lindsay??? No problem, we are enjoying the train wreck….
That interview is her best performance ever.
As long as she believes it, right??
LMFAO!!!!
oh lindz.
This girl is a delusional heffa. She needs to stop blaming others for her effed up life
Silly Bitch
I'm sorry, Lindsay who??
you are such a hypocrite- bc you never drink and have never smoked weed, right?
lol @ next tara reid..but so tru and wat fans? paprazzi arnt fans
oh come on, if she would quit tipping off the papparazzi and paying you to post about her (not that i'm hating on how you get your money perez), then maybe Hollywoodland would maybe take her as being serious. poor thing, she doesn't realize she's not considered to be relevant anymore….
Re: TorontoPerezFan – how the fuck would you know if shes bipolar??
why do you continue to write about her? you go on and on about how she has no career, no money, she lies, she is lame, but she must have something because you and all the other gossip sites can't let her go. what is it? brit got better, so now the vultures are swarming around her waiting for her to die, so you can dance on her grave than blog all about how terrible it is that no one stepped in and how awful a life was cut so short???
she's seriously confused!!!
It's her fault. She ruined her career.
Hilary Duff, for example, is perfectly normal, never went crazy, and I'm sure is happy not to be in tabloids all the time. And they both became famous around the same age. It really is Lindsay's fault. Maybe if she thought about what it was exactly she wanted to do with her career before entering rehab three times, etc, people would take her a little seriously.
p.s. Oscar-nominated movies? okay, Lindz.
Lindsay's personal life isn't the only thing about her that isn't interesting. There's a reason why she doesn't get hired…..not professional.
Give gurl a chance… maybe she wants to make a difference
and I don't poop and I don't pee….
she-it, I'd like to have the Bolivian Rocks she drops on the floor…
go strap on / up and have at Sam..
and that's it Ladies and Gentlemen, Major Dude says Adios Molly Hoppers!
WOW! I knew it!!! Lindsay has gone to rehab so many times just to help others in there by taking their drugs and alcohol!
Tara Reid, part 2!!!!!
"sicko fans"?
WTF?! 0_0
She has Fans?!?!?!?
…news to me….
What is this child talking about really she is just like a Brady yes from the Brady Bunch Show she's a child star who's lost the touch to bad drugs bad booze and bad drama BUT she chose that road we supported her we followed her and she F%%^^* it all up so for all the shit she spuing about leave her personal life alone stop buying drugs from the local drug dealer and alcohol from the bars that everybody knows as a celebrity hang out and stop screaming your life out loud for all to see cause really if you werent so obnoxious we wouldnt know anything thats how important you are to us
HEY,LINDSAY…TRY DOING SOME CHARITABLE WORK ON THIS CONTINENT, YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE YOU MADE ALL YR MONEY YOU USED TO HAVE….IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DO-GOODERS WHO DO ALL THEIR GOOD DEEDS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES….YEAH ANGELINA..IM TALKING ABOUT YOU…WHATS WRONG WITH DOING SOME ECONOMIC GOOD HERE IN AMERICA?
OMG, is she serious? Maybe if you didn't air your drama into the open child, then we'd actually believe you. You have 3 DUI's, back in 2007 they found you driving under the influence of cocain, you've been seen drinking very recently, you always have huge relationship or whatever else drama in public, you try to be in every magazine to whine and yet get your image and words out in the public, and you want people to leave you alone and stop judging you? People dislike you because you are a liar and a hypocrite. That whole bid about her trying to call Seth Rogen and him never calling her back? Lies, Seth said she never even tried to contact him!
Seriously, what is wrong with her?! Is she really that dillusional?
This is classic addict behavior, PErez. Lindsay is in denial and she is placing blame everywhere but on herself. She gives other situations and people the power to decide how she behaves. It is someone else's fault. Sad. I still think she is worth saving. She needs to go into that rehab place she was in before. She needs inpatient help and then come out and do the out patient counseling thing. Lindsay could be a really good actress. She certainly has at least as much talent as some of the bimbos out here getting paid every week on TV. She needs support, and she has no parents she can rely on. Never did have any. She has a bunch of parasites leeching off of her. I think Samantha is a good person, basically, not a leech. I do not think Samantha is strong enough to deal with Lindsay's problems right now. Samantha could be part of a bigger support system, but Lindsay needs to get help. And she needs her parents to NOT be involved.
i like to imagine her and sam's life goes something like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdsejuMA5a0
bahaha.
She didn't look very sober after the night that she hung out with Jack Nicolson. And for somebody that doesn't drink, she sure spends late nights at clubs.
She's full of shit.
I am now convinced this chick is bipolar.
Delusional trainwreck
The "truth" as told by a recovering addict who finds any excuse to be in a nightclub or a bar.
Re: Cora – you guys obviously dont fucking know anything then . . .
THOSE LOHANS ARE DESPERATE SLUTS… EVEN THE FATHER… DINA I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!!! GET ALI INTO PLANNED PARENTHOOD ASAP IF U WANT HER TO BE CLEANER THAN DAUGHTER #1
She's starting to act more and more like her stupid fucking dad. She's always talking shit and blaming other people. Oh well, I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?
oh Lindsey,lets not get ahead of are self.you sound like your manic,spinning,slow down.dump the lesbian please.and get back to your life.
All aboard the CRAAAAZEEEE train!
Whatever, Lindsay. You want to make music? Go ahead, nobody is stopping you. Book some studio time and have at it, just like other musicians. Want to do charity work? Again, go ahead… plenty of volunteer opportunities out there. Want to act? Audition your butt off, you'll get a part. Real actors will do dinner theater if that's all that's available to them, because they need to do the work.
true, ppl like perez need to stop interfering with her personal life !!!!!
it's not THAR INTERESTING !!!! so perez if u hate her that much then DO NOT TALK ABOUT HER !!!!!!!!!! is it that hard to understand and get it through ur thick head perez….
typical addict thinking…she's in DENIAL (not just a river in Egypt)
Now we're really not going to leave you alone, you bufugly, arrogant, evil ginge bitch from hell!!!!
Go away COKE WHORE! I am an ex abuser and we can always tell when someone is using. Who the fuck is she fidding?
Re: stacy16 – I meant to say who is she kidding?
unreal. the image she has of herself is so far off. get some help, warped one.
SHE HAS REALLY MADE THE GRADE!
miss bliss said it all. She needs to hush up and just let her publicist talk for her again, everytime she says something she digs a deeper hole.
Re: XxmybloodvelvetxX – HaHa!
Oh yeah you 4 left fans, leave her alone, please!!
She could do everything!! Write books, be in oscar nominated movies, design clothes, everything!! Just because you fans and the press fuck her up she cant do it. Leave her alone…
Oh Linds.. you wanted the press. Always. Dont blame them. Your fans made your career. Dont banish the 4 left.
You are the most arrogant, ungratefully Person in Hollywood arent you? just full of yourself and drowning in your self-pity… You are a junkie!! An alcoholic!! You can be happy, that there are some people (I really dont know why!!!) who care about you!!!!! You should be thankful!!
OMG!! You are sooooooo annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sort of sad
"I don't drink…"
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Ha! Anyoneone remember the surveillance video Access Hollywood obtained in November of Lindsay behind a bar mixing Grey Goose and Red Bull and chugging it? It was on popdirt.com, also.
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"I don't do drugs…"
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Oh! I forgot. Those weren't your pants that the cops found the blow in.
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"I don't lie…"
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Ah. Remember Lindsay's pesky little warrant a few weeks back that she claimed was "completely fabricated and a hideous lie…"
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God. She is so full of shit, it's hilarious.
She's so fucking delusional! I wish she would just go away already. Honey, you have to be talented to land good jobs in Hollywood and be in Oscar caliber films. You look pathetic trying to play the victim, instead of blaming everyone for your problems and lack of talent, how about you board the next flight to Long Island and get a job in an office answering phones because that's pretty much all you're good for.
Is it possible to get STDs from looking at Lohan's picture?
Perez how about you do this bitch a favor and never post about her stupid ass again because she's barely relevant or interesting anymore.
such a liar.
delusional and in
denial .
we all know she drinks like a fish ……
and the coke …….
why is she broke….??
so many things are wrong with her.
she hasnt had one decent movie in years , all were remakes and
she did win razzies galore .
onward with the razzies !!!!!!!!!
i think she is working down at del taco .
why is she here?
oh yeah,
we are fed up with her lies .
maybe if we ignore her she might go away .
have another drink linds !!
Nice how she blames everyone else for her not being able to find work. Typical addict. Blame yourself Lindsey.
She is so fucking pathetic it's nauseating.
in keeping with Lindsay LoLife's ""honesty"
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i myself must admit: i have NEVER masturbated to XXX porn,
and i have NEVER thought about sucking off a hot young / hung
uncut, Puerto Rican / Dominican / Cuban stud…
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NEVER
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see…we can ALL be as "honest" as Lindsay
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]:0)
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oh and she hasnt got fake boobs ?
and i suppose her sister hasnt got fake boobs either.
everything is a big lie .
"sicko fans"? that's really nice Lindsay, it also sounds like she is blaming everyone but herself for her problems. If she was into acting or "starting a charity" instead of drama and crystal meth, she would be out there doing it. her faul her fault her fault!
Sure honey, we believe you, just as much as we believe Perez isn't a dirty little pig fucker!
Re: Lillian725 – exactly! you said it better than me
Lindsey if you read this embrace porno its your only avenue…
I BELIEVE!!! START A CHARITY FOR LYME DISEASE
is it just me or does anyone else see that wet spot around her v-jay
oh shut up you stupid bitch and do something instead of whining about things…you had the whole career handed to you on a silver platter, made few good movies, then edded it all up…TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you really this stupid???????/
if you are, just go far away and live a life with a horse on a ranch in Winsconson..oh yeah, you have no money…SO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT WHINE TO THE PRESS…everyone can see right thru your junkie ways and tactics of trying to make your so called fans feel sorry for .wait, what did you call your fans.."SICKO FAN'S"…right outta your drunk ass mouth bitch…no wonder noone likes you anymore when you call your 3 fans "sicko's"
lol…….loser…..
write perez an get my email,this needs to be noticed!!!!
Re: awsomekrys –
Thanks for the laugh. Just as I was skimming all this bull sh*t, I read your post, and cracked up. thanks for making my day! And yes,
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Drop her in an African village that has no water,she may get a clue.
SAVE LILO!
UGH. BISH. UGH.
Maybe if she wasn't always out drinking and she actually participated in charity events instead of just showing up to the dinners so she can be photographed, maybe THEN people would consider taking her more seriously. But what she has to realize is that it isn't the public's fault that she isn't successful. She had so many chances and she messed them up. Even people she's worked with don't want to work with her because they've already seen how unreliable she is. SHE is her problem, not anyone else. COME ON!
Next she's gonna tell us Jacko is a father and Britney was a virgin
"Sicko Fans"???
About a year ago I remember getting my Mean Girls dvd, taking it out of its case, and ripping it in half! And I promised myself I would no longer support what she did. I use to be a big fan of Lindsay…
I'm glad I did that! Maybe if her 'sicko fans' stop supporting her she wont have any money to buy anymore drugs.
Here's what i think: people should be given room to grow. I'd rather her start making statements like this, showing her desiring to be better and to be healthy, than to keep herself in the same place the rest of her life. She is a person after all, right? She's only had 22-ish years of life, and there's still so much up ahead for her. I think she's making a larger plea than people realize. I think she really does want to be left alone, to not have garbage written about her and so many bad thoughts to be thought about her. My guess is it probably effects her more than we realize. What a weird life it must be to have such a small amount of privacy, to be at the mercy of others constantly.
Perez: here's almost like a dare to you: what if you were to not comment on her for a while? I know it wouldn't be any fun for you, but what if it made a difference? What if you played a part in her becoming so much healthier and active and better than she is now? I think it's worth it. Life is precious.
The first step is denial, Lindsay.
Britney Spears is talked about WAY more than you are- Shes had a mental breakdown in front of the media and is still selling out shows.
So.
Get isshfaced, and wear it proud. You have nothing better to do.
Sicko fans?!? Oh, she must mean the bloggers commenting about sicko lifestyles.
And I'm not talking about Sam at all when I say that. Girl's been in and out of rehab so much I'm surprised she's not wearing a neck brace for whiplash.
Lindsay,
I don't know you, so cannot judge. The only comment I will make is that how can anyone respect someone that causes chaos with public fighting? Plus, have police at your partners home, while the two of you are doing whatever. Please step away and see if you like your energy and if an Oscar worthy director would work with that.
Wow, so she's blaming all the tabloids on the fact that she can't maintain a career? Why doesn't she just IGNORE all of it just like EVERY SUCCESSFUL ACTOR OUT THERE? Really? This is her excuse? It's pretty weak.
Methinks she doth protest too much. Imagine having to listen to her spewing that self-absorbed crap and making everyone feel soooo comfortable….Really, Lindsay, STFU and just walk the walk until people believe you again. No one wants to hear you whine.
She needs to get her head out of her own ass. It's not all just about Lindsay. How about taking a genuine interest and contributing to other things besides herself? Her, her, her. Narcissistic speech, that.
Yeah we believe in you–that your a nasty ho that never changes those, hell I can't them pants–peel,pry,or rip those stuck to your stinking ass things off and change your fucking look–the only role you'll get is homeless meth addict!!
leave lindsay alone…
she played a stripper in one movie so wtf does she mean good role model? Ugh I hate this brat
she's such an idiot. She needs to realize that being an artist in many ways is not easy, there is going to be a lot of distractions in the way and she just simply needs to get over it and herself for that matter. I, and probably millions of other people can't take her seriously not because of what "people say" but her work as an actress and as a singer. I'll admit, her movies are cute and all, but the acting isn't special. This includes music as well, her voice isn't that good.
oh and i forgot haha this is kinda funny. She complains about her sicko fans yet she whines about how she wants people to believe in her….
umm how about you not diss the people that made you famous in the first place bitch!
Great,I supporrt her.
she is buddies with Paris too