Lie-Telling Lindsay: "I don't drink, I don't do drugs!"

You know, we think we might have misjudged our Lindsay Lohan. She's actually a brilliant actress!
Speaking with E! News, Lindsay portrays someone sober, honest, and free of drama, saying, "I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
She added, "I move forward and I change. Life's too short not to. If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it's really not that interesting—then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting."
Maybe if you quit acting a fool and maintained some semblance of a serious career, we could take you more seriously!
Continuing to play her character, Lindsay said, "I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc…. It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."
She concluded her monologue by saying, "It would be really nice if people would believe in me."
And then the folks over at E! gave a warm round of applause as Lindsay bowed and exited stage right.
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I think she can come back from all of this crap.
So basically she's blaming US for her shitty career. She is such an irrelevant twat. She chooses partying over work and now decides that she wants her old career back? Go away Lindsay….embrace the straight-to-DVD movies you'll be offered and go into the history books as the loser you are.
This is terribly insulting to all volunteers, movie writers, movie producers, designers, musicians and writers.
I love Lindsay now she's ditched the fat look, she's looking good. Perhaps she just needs to ditch the girlfriend now…
Well I don't know if it's true, but after reading her quote….
"If people would just leave my personal life alone - because it's really not that interesting."
I am pretty sure that her quote is really true! It's quite boring reading phrases of someone always practising the self-glorification thing!!!!!
Get a life, Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XoXo
I Don't Know Why It's So Hard For Me To Believe It!
Re: Sharpy – The paps won't 'leave her personal life alone' because they smell eau de trainwreck. Besides, only a very small handful of people, period, read gossip at all in the first place. That's why she should ignore it, because 95% of her fans have no idea who she's fighting with now, nor do they care. Seriously. The light of the world does not shine on her moves, despite what her ego thinks.
she likes to play roles that ppl can look up to?? hmm druggie stripper always what i wanted to be.. booo you suck lelo and your ugly with herpes all over your face!!!! the only role that i liked her in was parent trap. cuz her mom had not given her any blow yet hahahha ….. gotta love it hahha
She needs to adopt a baby and become some ambassador then brad pitt and her need to hook up and she needs to have his baby then she will find herself on the A list…..It worked for Angie….
Now that was acting!
PEREZ — LOL — That " I'm Ready For My Closeup " cracks me up. I can still see that old movie (Sunset Blvd) with that comment being made?
Good One..
Freaking liar! Does she think we are idiots?
Ugh.
and i dont take smelly shits, shut the fuck up lindsay