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Lindsay's Brand New Car - Crashed!

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PoorLezLo! She's just a lost cause.

Despite reportedly being hard up for cash, somehow Linds went out and got herself a new $100,000 Maserati last week. But leave it to Lindz to have the worst luck of all!

Turns out she's just crashed her new car!!!!

Well, not Lindsay exactly. More like her assistant. Either way, her new ride is fucked.

Lindz just happened to be riding shotgun in her car yesterday when her assistant rear ended the Subaru in front of them while driving in Glendale, California.

Genius!

Luckily no one was hurt. Though a visibly shaken and upset Lindsay got out of the car to inspect the damage and then walked into a nearby office building.

Maybe it's time to hire a professional chauffeur?

[Images via Fame Pictures.]

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55 comments to “Lindsay's Brand New Car - Crashed!”



  1. 1

    not surprised



  2. 2

    oh yea.. that car is totaled.. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT TUMMY STICKS



  3. 3

    Hey Mario read TMZ much?



  4. 4

    A little duct tape should do the job. She is such an asshole!



  5. 5

    what goes around, comes around
    dumb bitch shouldn't have put so much drugs up her nose



  6. 6

    possible next posts

    1. I Paid My $$$, Now Bring Me Angelina!!!
    2. Jacko Faces the Cameras, Turns Kid Blue
    3. Little Ernie in "My Three Sons": 'Memba Him?!
    4. iPhone App Lets You Become iSully
    my personal favorite
    5. Miley's Grandma Gets Tossed in the Rear



  7. 7

    Hey, maybe it is her new money making venture. But ridiculous car, over-insure it, ding it up, collect insurance money. Hmmmm. Sounds a little bit labor intensive though. Maybe she should just do some more of those really artsy foreign commercials that she is so good at.



  8. 8

    oh dont miss this one Mario…..
    .
    .
    Nick Cannon Goes "Bald Eagle" for Mariah



  9. 9

    i see you finally had a moment to check out tmz just now . . .



  10. 10

    what a shame fucktard slut! you probably haven't even made a payment on it yet….

    HARRY BALSAC - WE SPEAK YOUR NAME



  11. 11

    Mario got one for ya……Jennifer Aniston: Prisoner of War



  12. 12

    Re: LizardKinG – haha so true



  13. 13

    What's up with her drivers not knowing how to drive? Shit hire me!



  14. 14

    With a hood over her head, a newly single Jennifer Aniston was escorted by security into a NYC studio on Tuesday.



  15. 15

    We're told the tortured 40-year-old was having a bad hair day without her army of stylists. No further investigation is expected.



  16. 16

    !!



  17. 17

    one more dont mention it…..Chris Brown Won't Hit Books at Norfolk State



  18. 18

    Despite his affinity for combat, Chris Brown won't be a Spartan anytime soon — as in the kind who attend Norfolk State University.

    Brown was spotted on the campus grounds in his home state of Virginia this weekend. But TMZ has confirmed Brown was only there as a "support factor" for his cousin, who is a prospective student.

    Brown, his mother and his cousin spent their Saturday taking the First View campus tour — a guided, private trek through the entire Norfolk campus, including the dorms, the offices and the classrooms.

    We're told some people recognized Brown on the tour, but sources close to the situation tell us, "People know what's going on with him and they were not paying him much attention at all."

    We're also told Brown has "not applied," has "not enrolled" and is "not interested" in attending NSU at this point.



  19. 19

    This woman is an idiot. What a waste of human life.



  20. 20

    time for a new assistant.



  21. 21

    nice info….



  22. 22

    What the hell does an unemployed alcoholic need an assistant for? I keep thinking each day that this is the day you will say she has filed for bankruptcy.



  23. 23

    Oh, whatever. It's barely a fender-bender. Must be a slow news day.



  24. 24

    so assistant does coke too?

  25. pabst says – reply to this


    25

    Yep, something else I already read on JJ, YOU SUCK MAR_E_HO



  26. 26

    Re: glenny – #20 and a new job for Lindsey…I recommend street walking.



  27. 27

    What a mess thats about $15,000 worth of damage



  28. 28

    Re: LizardKinG – Did you mention "RiRi goes house hunting?" Or was that post here already LOL



  29. 29

    she needs to hire a brain………



  30. 30

    Re: GoyaBean – Waste of a vagina!

  31. jerba says – reply to this


    31

    wat the fuk does she need an assistant for



  32. 32

    God does work in mysterious ways!!! She hasn't worked in years.. where does she get off buying a Maz anyway? Take heed Linz..Take Heed



  33. 33

    That girl is a train wreck. She needs to get her act together.

    That said, Perez is unnecessarily horrible to her girlfriend. Stop calling her SaMAN, it's uncouth.



  34. 34

    HAHAHA!!! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.



  35. 35

    what a dick she is..too bad SHE didn't get hit by the car, HATE HER USELESS ASS!



  36. 36

    IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME SHE REAR-ENDED SOMEONE!!

  37. AMO says – reply to this


    37

    It might have something to do with that ugly outfit she's wearing.

  38. Fuego says – reply to this


    38

    Cry me a river

  39. Cora says – reply to this


    39

    Re: LizardKinG – funny!



  40. 40

    Wonderful, this loser fucking cokewhore waste of life is still breathing and able to crash her fucking car and contribute nothing to society while talented people like Natasha Richardson pass away. That's so fucked.



  41. 41

    her ASSistant is as fucken drunk as she is .
    she crashed some other car into the hotel door the other day .
    why are we talking about this wast of space loser ?
    and why does she seem to get away with all the
    "" crashes ""
    hope she paid for repairs to jack nicholsons wall as well as the other damage.
    did she pay bev hills for damage to the sidewalk last year ???



  42. 42

    just so obnoxious.
    have another drink and get dressed .
    so fed up with this time waster .



  43. 43

    AHAHAHHAHAA,
    and octo mum just said she hasnt had plastic surgery or implants into her lips and that
    her lips

    "" ARE JUST PART OF MY WEIGHT GAIN """ AHAHAHAAAAA ( DUE TO THE BABIES ))

    what a crock of shit .
    who would believe that ???



  44. 44

    Fired.



  45. 45

    sorry TMZ had better pics



  46. 46

    Economics 101: You don't buy a new car when you don't have a job. I forgot she is a high school drop out.



  47. 47

    Ugh. She's so obnoxious and self absorbed. If she wants to be serious, then be serious. And yes, her personal life is FAR more interesting than her professional one.



  48. 48

    I have to go to SoCal soon; I hope this Beeotch is off the road and out of town when I get there!! How many crashes has she been in??



  49. 49

    I hope she makes it again a comeback on the screen



  50. 50

    Guess she isn't so broke after all….I am sure she has insurance…that willrepair her car.



  51. 51

    thin :)



  52. 52

    WHY DOES SHE NEEDS A ASSISTANT FOR?
    ————————————–
    YOU CAN QUOTE ME!
    THE DAY PEREZ POSTED ABOUT HER NEW CAR
    I SAID SHE WOULD CRASHED THE CAR. WELL
    IT WASN'T TECHNICALLY HER BUT THE CAR
    GOT CRASH!
    —————————————
    A TOYOTA OR NISSAN WOULD HAVE BEING A BETTER IDEA!



  53. 53

    hahahha good for that dumb retard!!



  54. 54

    you got to be kidding……….



  55. 55

    Ha ha ha