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Even Ryan Reynolds Wants To Hump R-Patz!

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Scarlett Johansson had best watch out!

Hubby Ryan Reynolds recently described dirty boy Robert Pattinson as "dreamy."

Currently promoting Adventureland with co-star Kristin Stewart, he described the Twilighter thusly: "Oh my God, are you kidding me?!?! Robert Pattinson in a word: dreamy."

ScarJo best quit showering!

[Images via WENN.]

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    1. 1

      bahaha love it



    2. 2

      Fine, let him go gay. Then maybe all these stupid teens will shut up and I can watch a movie in peace!



    3. 3

      Ryan's got good taste=) Personally, I'd take both of them!!



    4. 4

      if they both were smelly…i'd give them a bath together!!! gotta love me some hotties



    5. 5

      if any man was left alone in a room with Robert Pattinson for more than 24 hours they would probably come out gay. Or they would think about it. Sadly if your a guy and saw the movie (twilight) which was only about 2 hours long you really think he's dreamy? Robert Pattinson makes men gay???????!



    6. 6

      robert patterson is not cute. all i hear on here is how "dreamy" and great he is. he is the ugliest thing i have ever seen. why make such a big deal about him. he was in one stupid movie series and that will probably be all you ever see him in.



    7. 7

      STFU about this douchenozzle for a few days and I'll buy you a pound of his dickcheese ya nut sucker Perez.



    8. 8

      Perez I really wish you'd stop drawing that shit on Rob. Are you jealous that he's straight and is rumored to be smelly and 9 out of 10 men would still pick him over you?

    9. CD929 says – reply to this


      9

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    10. 10

      haahahaha
      i bet rpatzz's gay :D



    11. 11

      stinky is kinky!!!



    12. 12

      what is the big deal with robert pattinson? he is not attractive. ryan reynolds on the other hand…. ^_^



    13. 13

      I'd love to be in that sandwhich



    14. 14

      creepy. lol(:



    15. 15

      Dirrty Rob who needs showering + Ryan who likes Rob = the 3 of us in a shower :) Makes me very happy!!



    16. 16

      PEREZ,DON'T BATHE TEDDY FOR A MONTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES REALLY REALLY TIGHT!!!!



    17. 17

      celebrity man crush?
      haha



    18. 18

      Re: CD929 – How about a 68? What's that you say? You do me and I'll owe you one.



    19. 19

      Wow I love Ryan, he has such a great sense of humor!
      But I love Rob MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    20. 20

      RYAN REYNOLDS IS GORGEOUS. I ENVY HIS BODY IN EVERY WAY.
      WHEN I GO TO THE GYM
      HE IS WHO I WANT TO LOOK LIKE
      THAT LITTLE ROBERT P TWERP ON THE OTHER HAND….
      ARE YOU KIDDING ME, IN A WORD "UGLY TROLL."
      REYNOLDS IS CLEARLY BEING SARCASTIC LIKE HE ALWAYS IS.



    21. 21

      Ryan Renolds is a sexy beast he is yum on all that sarcasm he spits out hes just delicious



    22. 22

      hahahahahah i love ryan reynolds. he knows a good looking man when he sees one!



    23. 23

      Re: taytaybebe –
      Love the pic!
      Gotta love Joe :)



    24. 24

      I'm sorry but R-Pattz is not hot at all in my eyes.
      Ryan however, dayum……



    25. 25

      STRAIGHT GUYS HAVE MORE HOMOEROTIC THOUGHTS THAN THEY THINK. THEY'RE ALWAYS CHECKING EACH OTHER OUT IN THE LOCKEROOM AND TALKING ABOUT EACH OTHER'S BODIES. HOT!!!



    26. 26

      i rather have Ryan, or both if Rob takes a shower.



    27. 27

      haha who doesn't love him hehe dreamy for sureeeeeeeeeee



    28. 28

      Ryan Reynolds im sorry,. but you make me hard!!!! i would do anything to have one night with you!



    29. 29

      Well Robert Is Dreamy :)



    30. 30

      I got to agree with the person that wrote in the comment row for.
      It's kinda sexy that Ronald thinks Robert is dreamy! :]



    31. 31

      ryan has one of the sexiest bodies in the world.

      mmmmm

      and r-patz is completely overrated but if given the chance, i'd still do him.(in the shower)



    32. 32

      hahah yeah i read that on mtv.com…..who wouldn't want to get with him?



    33. 33

      Ryan Reynolds is gorgeous and has a body to rival Michelangelo's David. He has the best six-pack in Hollywood!
      I do think this beard makes him look much older. I prefer him clean-shaven or with a few days growth. Yum!



    34. 34

      I'd pay good money to watch those two make sweet, sweet love.



    35. 35

      If Robert needs a personal shower assistant - I'll gladly volunteer



    36. 36

      Haha this interview was hilarious, hey Perez, stop calling him stinky.



    37. 37

      I think that the story about Rob smell from a supposed anonymous crew member might have been grossly exagerated if not fabricated.

      That reminds me of that other story about head injury Rob had on the set while filming (and declared to be completely false).

      Isn't it strange that both stories came out in the press on the very same day??



    38. 38

      I think its subliminal messaging..Why else would all of my 21-30 year old friend be in love with the same boy? He has a master plan to take over the world im sure of it..I wouldnt mind his take over..im just saying



    39. 39

      SCARRED-HO BEST BORROW THE FIERCE COKE CAN THICK STRAP-ON THAT SARWHORE PALIN IN COMPARISON TO BIDEN USES ON HER JIZZ HUNGRY QUEER FACED HUBBY TOO!!!
      .



    40. 40

      KISSES JIMMY JAZZ DARLING, YOU ROCKIN' STUD!!!
      .



    41. 41

      Perez, oh Perez! You are an idiot! Srsly! He is kidding! But I applaud his honestly. See, RPattz haters, Rob is that HOT and he managed to make a straight HOT Ryan declaring Rob dreamy. Haters to the left, bitches!



    42. 42

      Re: Veuve Clicquot – #33.
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      VEUVE DEAR WHEN YOU SAID "BEARD" LG'S FIRST THOUGHT
      WAS THAT YOU WERE REFERRING TO "RANDY RYAN'S"
      WIFE!
      .



    43. 43

      Yes sir! He's HOT, period. Smelly? Maybe. Ahh but wouldn't we all bathe him eagerly?! HOT=Him. Nothing to argue.



    44. 44

      Re: the last star – #16.
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      DARLING THE CUBAN SAUSAGE EATER ALREADY TRIED THAT AND HE STILL COULDN'T GET WOOD!!!
      .

      .
      .



    45. 45

      JUST TEASIN' PEREZ DEAR–AFTER ALL LG DOESN'T WANT TO GET "OFFED" LIKE DARLING HARRY!!!
      .



    46. 46

      OF COURSE LG COULD ALWAYS FIND A HOME ON theradicalqueen dot com!!!



    47. 47

      Ryan and RPattz are both dreamy.
      They are the stuff that girls' dreams are made of.



    48. 48

      lmao…. oh my God.



    49. 49

      Ryan! YUMMY YUMMY SCREW!!!



    50. 50

      Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! –
      #42 LG, noooo! When I wrote "beard" I meant fuzz on Ryan's delicious face! You are too funny!



    51. 51

      I SENT THIS TO PEREZ
      I SENT THIS TO PEREZ
      I SENT THIS TO PEREZ
      I SENT THIS TO PEREZ
      I SENT THIS TO PEREZ
      I SENT THIS TO PEREZ
      .
      .
      .
      PS HE LEFT OUT THE FUNNIEST PART.
      .
      .
      .
      Ryan refered to KStew as a Golden Girl with a great face list because she is boring and stiff and old.. and trying to do a sex scene with her was unbarebly hard because she doesnt show emotion!!

    52. aj says – reply to this


      52

      to say you are a moron would be the understatement of the millenium.



    53. 53

      Tomba23- I agree with you, he is skanky look; looks like a bum and a drug addict. I guess I outgrew the stage where i was impress with someone because of a movie role. Some folks think these people are really like the person they play in the movies; that's sad. He's the 'IT' boy of the hour who will be replaced by someone else next year. As for Ryan Reynolds he sounds like a 13 year old girl. I'm beginning to wonder if he and his Mrs. are just Beards for each other.



    54. 54

      I would pay good money to see Ryan and RPattz go at it, and I'd sell my effing soul for a night with them. A guy with Ryan's body, RPattz's face, and their combined personalities and talent could rule THE WORLD!!!



    55. 55

      R-Pattz and Ryan Reynolds….oh my…. it's too much…. I need a cold shower ASAP……



    56. 56

      OMFG Y'ALL HOHAN'S NEW MOVIE IS GOING STRAIGHT TO TV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA



    57. 57

      lol well he is so dreamy



    58. 58

      Re: Listen To Mayday Parade! – *great face lift not list lol



    59. 59

      Cool! Ryan is trying to get on the TwilightMania's Bandwagon!!!



    60. 60

      Re: Listen To Mayday Parade! – ACTUALLY I don't think you interperted what he said right. He complimeted her with that statement. Read it again.



    61. 61

      Re: alisonk –
      AGREED!



    62. 62

      why the heck they would ask ryan about rob ?? but yeah its funny , cause rob aint gay and he might have to fight with kstew for rob LOL !!!!!



    63. 63


    64. 64

      Re: aj – What's up Love Muffin?



    65. 65

      I'd like to watch them bump Nasty's



    66. 66

      Re: Big Black Dick – Hey BBD! Good to see you!



    67. 67

      Re: LG owns her impostor darlings! – Cuban sausage eater, lol, darling!



    68. 68

      Re: aj – LOL

    69. aj says – reply to this


      69

      Re: BBBoricua – hey BBB! looks like another slow fucking night.



    70. 70

      Re: SharpayEvans – No I didnt:
      "Reynolds, 32, plays a handyman at an ailing amusement park who is having an affair with a girl half his age (Stewart). But his assessment of the actress is considerably less generous than his description of Pattinson.
      "She's an old, old soul," Reynolds noted, while describing his love scenes with her. "Sometimes I wonder if she's one of the Golden Girls with a great face lift."
      Ouch!"

    71. aj says – reply to this


      71

      Re: Big Black Dick – oh doll, would you please tell my harry that his vibe is still felt very strongly here. SUCK A TAILPIPE HITLER HILTON!



    72. 72

      ryan has good taste in men.. i will give him that… but then again…. i'd do them both.. so :D



    73. 73

      i wanna hump rob alsoo



    74. 74

      OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    75. 75

      Re: AmbrosiaRose –
      BEST COMMENT EVER. TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. ALTHOUGH REYNOLDS IS GORGEOUS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WORSHIP AT THE ALTER FOR HIM. THE SOONER THAT LAME TWILIGHT STAR IS OVER — THE BETTER.



    76. 76

      does r-patz have his own personal twitter?

      perezy updates his twitter more than the website these days
      :/



    77. 77

      Re: aj – Hey, girl! You are right! Mario posts about RPatz and takes off early now!!!
      *
      Re: KastroMojo – Hola mi Comandante!!!
      *
      Re: Big Black Dick – Hello Sir! Say hola to harryb for me, OK? :)



    78. 78

      Seriously, I might have to do Ryan… but Rob can watch! Tee-hee!



    79. 79

      Perez ur late on this one!



    80. 80

      Re: Big Black Dick – #67.
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      AIR KISSES DARLING!!!
      .
      .



    81. 81

      I wanna hump R-Patz.



    82. 82

      lolz, he did not say that! that's tff! :P



    83. 83

      Re: Veuve Clicquot – #50.
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      KISSES DEAR.
      .



    84. 84

      Re: BadBoyKurt – #81.
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      HELLLOOOOO, KURT DEAR.
      .
      .
      .



    85. 85

      weren't you calling him RPatz whilst kissing his bumbum? love affair over with?



    86. 86

      Good Night Perez! This is probably your last post of the night! We love R- Pattz!



    87. 87

      i just read about this;
      hmm.even if rob doesnt shower , which im SURE he does and all this is just nonsense thatd be pretty hott.



    88. 88

      I'm fucking fed up with twatlight posts



    89. 89

      toats mi goats, that is sweet sweet hang.



    90. 90

      This Pattison guy must have some really great on-screen charisma, because he doesn't look like really some great looking guy. I mean he aint ugly, but what is all the fuss about?



    91. 91

      boring fucking p. you suck more and more with each coming day.
      *
      gustoy fumar la mota!!!



    92. 92

      Obviously Ryan is joking. He is funny. It's true though, Rob Pattinson is dreamy. I'd love a threesome with those two.



    93. 93

      bahahaha i love ryan!



    94. 94

      I'm willing to help Ryan with that humping ;) … 2 sexy guys? yes please!
      I can't help but wonder how Kristen Stewart is lucky enough to make out with all these delicious men…
      I clearly chose the wrong profession…



    95. 95

      Re: aj – Fancy seeing you here. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!



    96. 96

      Re: the last star – Hey Star - how ya going handsome. Hope all is wonderful in your world. (o:

    97. aj says – reply to this


      97

      Re: Mistress Says Bring Back Harry – haha! aint it bad? that fat gay fucked up so bad when he banned harry!



    98. 98

      Re: BBBoricua – Ahhhh when I saw Star I knew you wouldn't be far away LOL. Hows the classiest girl on Perez Hilton today???



    99. 99

      Re: Mike_Rotch – Heya Mike - gotta agree man. Lots of the regs have found a new playground - Mario is redefining lame.



    100. 100

      Re: aj – Harry is a star and his banning just elevates his status in the firmament. Perez is just jealous of Harry's wit and huge bitch fan following. LOL. As I said to Perez - why ban Harry when you can just steal his work like you do with everyone else. LMAO

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