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Madonna's ex-husband was spotted with a big ol' shiner as he left his pub, the Punchbowl, on Tuesday night in London.
Guy Ritchie got that black eye ______________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
read it on tmz a while ago…
who cares
… from some overzealous gay Madonna worshipper like perez.
MANdonna probably gave it to him, that guy MANdonna is a trouble maker, he reminded her how ugly, old and desperate she was and how all the microbiotic diets, plastic surgery or 22 year old banging wasn't going to change that.
Perez, do you have a boyfriend now or something else occupying your time???? Coz your site sucks now…..nothing ever on here and it's never updated!!! WTF is going on????
Well I wouldent say it was a" Big OL' shiner" a small bruise is more like it..
uh…he had lunch with "It"
Madonna or should I say IT did this
Duh, he got it at Jiu-Jitsu
TMZ Mario stop stealing from the competition..
That's barely a shiner.
MADONNA'S MONEY GAVE HiM A BABY SLAP
Because he is still beating himself up for marrying that HAG Madonna.
It was IT!!!
What do you bet Madonna went psycho and beat him up?
Guy Ritchie — Lock, Stock and One Black Eye
Former Mrs. Madonna Guy Ritchie left a pub in London last night sporting quite the shiner under his right eye.
Guy Ritchie
Perhaps he met someone who saw "Swept Away."
SOUND FAMILIAR MARIO?
a marrana fan?
Re: yankees21 – Good morning! Like Mario? Impossible!!!
guy looks so old after the slip.he is always drunk now.he must be really sad.during the day he looks like a zombie and at night he is drunk.he lost is wife and he is without his kids.guy u are violent and u are not that gentlemen that we thought.when she was with madonna he fights with people that came to her.its stupid.
s kid. now madonna has him
Re: .Muñ!!!SEMICOLON!!!eca.*.Suc!a. –
LOL
he is such a loser.he is becaming ridiculous.he has bad behaviors all the time.and violent ones.
because he is a douche
Re: former M fan – ugly is he that looks terrible for 40.poor kids.he doesnt want to care about them .such a loser
Re: bigdansp – he used to do jui jitsu with madonna body guards.now not anymore
madonna tried to seduce him again and had her cone bra on and poked him in the eye with it.
was his dick
Re: kissmyassobama – lololol.i wish
what did madge ever see in him anyway?????????? Not that i care about her at all..but she always liked hot latin dudes. Ritchie is so well…blahhhhhhh
OLD HAG MADONNA PROBABLY FIRED A HAEMORRHOID OUT OF HER PUSS LIPS AND HIT HIM IN THE FACE SEEING AS HER CAREER IS IN THE CRAPPER.
Re: kissmyassobama – "LATIN DUDES" USUALLY CARRY DISEASES AND SUFFER FROM GENETIC MUTATIONS SUCH AS THIRD NIPPLES OR EXTRA MOUNDS OF FLESH HANGING FROM THE ANUS.
next
The first rule of Fight Club….
Re: LICKMYNUTZ – shut up ignorant.u suffer for mental disease like shitney
Re: LICKMYNUTZ – and her career is better than ever.she is number one asshole.and her tickets for the new tour is all sold out slut.sorry but she is a legend and no one can change that.she has lots of sucess in europe japan ,australia,latin countries
More like, yellow eye - to match his yellow teeth!! Yuk!
Re: kissmyassobama – so true.he was good looking in 2000 but in 2003 he was fat as hell, and now he just looks old and drunk.not sorry for him.he was all macho man,he said crap things about madonna.and he forgette that he was married to the most famous woman alive.he is a douche
Re: Aileen (Canada) – lol
UGLY
Sucking. Because he is, isn't he?
whenever he thinks about IT! BTW thanks TMZ, as long as you do your job, Mario can steal your work and update his site!
Look at his teeth !!! Can't he pay some treatment to have a brighter ones ?
Re: GAGAsshole – FREDDY, YOU FREAK, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO TO COUNSELING!!
no one cares
his 15 min of fame is up
Re: GAGAsshole – BRITNEY MAKES MADONNA LOOK UTTERLY PATHETIC. WHAT IDIOT WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE AN OLD GRANDMA LIKE VADGE ON STAGE IN A G-STRING LIP-SYNCHING AND TRYING TO DANCE THROUGH RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS. ONLY UNEDUCATED GAYS LIKE HER.
from A-Rod…..i reckon theres always been a grudge there.
by dueling man swords with MANdonna
he gave it to himself for wasting all those years with that old HAG
Oh for the love of DOG… does nobody realize he trains in MMA and he has for years?! He used to roll with Madonna's bodyguards and it would piss the shit outta her. Fighters get black eyes. It all comes with the territory.
It could be a lot worse. His bruise is yellowish, so that means he's had it a week or two. Why did it take all the gossip blogs so long to notice?
Re: LICKMYNUTZ – ahaha.shitney is the worst artist ever.madonna is 50 and put her on shame.shitney is not pro like madonna.her performances sucks.madonna are always sold out and are huge.everybody loves madonna as entertainer.shitney lost it long time ago
Re: aj – fuck off uglu whore.shitney is the mental freak.and everybody knows that.thats why her mini tour doesnt sell out
he and shitney are so over.next
Who cares!? The guy is free and living his life sans Madonna. Look how happy he is. He's just happy this black eye didn't come from his crazy wife!!
Re: geolis – Nahhh he is on twitter 24/7 updating there and linking photos… lame!
chris brown did it
… sucking cock.
love shouldnt hurt like this: the crazy here is guy.guy is not happy.he was happy when he was with his family.he was always smilling.now he is just an old drunk,violent.and risiculous.madonna is not the crazy here.she is living her live.and very calm.she is working on her new tour and an album.she is with her kids.and she is having some fun with her friends.guy has nothing of this.he is just unhappy and he pretends that he is happy.but during the day he is all alone
from Jesus's dick.
from "It" for calling her "It"! LOL
Re: GAGAsshole – the only 'ridiculous" person in that relationship is control freak psycho bitch HAGdonna trying to hold on to non existing youth at any price and making life a living hell for everyone around her, "Mommie Dearest" indeed! she's even morphing into looking like Joan Crawford, although lately she's been really, really, really trying to emulate and copy Kate Winslet's look, but she can't because Kate has 2 things IT will never have class and youth! psycho bitch!
His hand slipped during mastrubating and he hit himself in the face!
Jumping for fucking joy yelling "I'm freeeeee…I'm freeeee.." and bam…hit his eye on the corner of the kitchen cabinet.
from looking in the hole in the bathroom wall.
His downlow boyfriend, Chris Brown gave it to him .
…FOR DARING TO INTERRUPT MADONNA WHILE SHE WAS CALLING "DIAL A DUDE!" I HEARD THEY DELIVER.
wild sex with his new girl
punch bowling
Surgery…plastic no doubt
Re: former M fan – madonna is nothing of this.he was married to her 10 years.and he was in love with her.and she was in love with him too.he was the one that control their lives..madonna is a control freak on her work.not in home.he was always saying that she is an amazing mother and wife.he was the one that get drunk all the time.shgut up.dont talk about things u dont know
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…RENOGOTIATING SOME MINOR DETAILS WITH MADONNA!
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All he does is go to the pub. I'm so glad madonna keeps her kids away from there alcoholic dad
Re: GAGAsshole – and you know because what you live there? or you, VADGE and Wiiiny get together for Kabalah tea???? please!!! you are speculating! it's well documented by everyone she's ever come across that she's a complete psycho bitch control freak in EVERY aspect of her life! That's the reason Guy left, had enough! and by the way because someone wants to eat a proper meal once in a while and have a pint or two, does not make him an alcoholic or unproper father, it makes him a human being that is trying to enjoy the simple pleasures in life, unlike HAGdonna!
Re: sticky_and_sweet – EVERYONE is the UK goes to the pub dear!!! if some of the demented HAGdonna fans ever left her asshole long enough to do some travel and explore they might find that out!
.i.dick face
Re: former M fan – yes but guy almost lives in the pub asshole.getting drunk is no a solution
Re: former M fan – shitney sucks and a big whore
wow, that's ironic! He got punched at Punchbowl LOL
Re: former M fan – GET A LIFE
Re: Alisa-Chan – LOL
Eating out some excited bar agl
Re: GAGAsshole – he owns the pub asswipe, he's a proprietor ofcourse he's going to be there a large part of the time!!!
Re: GAGAsshole – you are mental asswipe, I never mentioned shitney once!!! you are like obsessed with her, get help really!!!
Re: former M fan – he and madonna were the boss.the pub belong to both asshole.and he wasnt there before all night.he was at home with his family.
Re: former M fan – u need help asshole.dont waste ur time saying nasty things about madonna.madonna was always like that.lots of people love her to death and others hate her.so what.next
Re: former M fan – madonna likes people that plays sensual games with her.guy is just an old ridiculous man now.thats why he was always so jealous of sean penn
Re: former M fan – u must be a kid.who like hello kid.for god.just ridiculous
Re: former M fan – u are a mental freak
Re: GAGAsshole – so now he has been released from prison so ofcourse he's going to have a drink or 2! I would if I was sentenced to live with HAGdonna for 7 years!
Re: GAGAsshole – right I AM a mental freak, just count the amount of postings you make vs the # I make and it's quite clear who the mental defect is!!! also your stalker like obsession with comparing Britney with VADGE, sick truly! no joke you need help ASAP!
Re: GAGAsshole – HHAA HAAAA! I am hardly a kid but thanks for the compliment, I just took Hello Kitty at random, but it's better than your VADGE moniker, who's she raping in that pic can't tell, 2 small, is it Timberlame???
that's a black eye?
from his bodyguards hard dick
Laughing so hard about how lucky he was to get away from the hag, that he fell off his chair and injured himself.
A RAT ran out of her chocho just when I was getting ready to give her some goodbye H*ad?
… from IT!
Maybe he had a visit from Fabrizio Politti.
Re: GAGAsshole –
Just curious where you get your "inside" information on Madonna's private life. Does she text you everyday giving you the most intimate details of her busy day? Are you like a friend on her secret Facebook account? Or is it just the voices in your head telling you all these things you expect everyone else to believe as well? You know as much about her as the rest of us do on here, which is only what the press tells us (makes up). Stop pretending you know so much about her; no one believes you anyway.
He got that shiner ’cause I hit him for being an asshole to Madonna.
Damm he looks like shit after the divorce, life must be a bitch without Madonna.
Cos he's a tit faced twat?!! He's looking old now too. Madonna was too good for that loser.