Take THAT, Kirstie Alley!

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Bloody hell!

Former fattie Valerie Bertinelli poses in a bikini on the cover of the new issue of People magazine.

The Jenny Craig spokeswhore is 48 years old.

We need to work harder in the gym!!!!!

She looks a-m-a-z-i-n-g.

Posted: Mar 25, 2009 at 10:01 am / Email this »

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Nickysue says – reply to this

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Take that Eddie Van Halen….. WOW she looks great!
ladynTO says – reply to this

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yeah a little photoshop goes a long weigh

after she became a spokesperson I just couldn't stand her any more

celebs who pitch products are annoying and fake
Nickysue says – reply to this

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Was this photo shopped at all?
3l$@ says – reply to this

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its photoshopped!
us weekly doesnt photoshop just sayin
GAGAsshole says – reply to this

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lots of photoshoped
buckee says – reply to this

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WOW…….Photoshop at it's finest…..not!

Look at her outer thighs……they're ridged!! LOL
GAGAsshole says – reply to this

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whreres the boobs?????????
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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She'll put it back on they always do
GAGAsshole says – reply to this

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next
sasasimo says – reply to this

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looks good–i'm sure she works out a lot, but we must all remember that all magazine covers are photoshopped. i don't care how great someone looks–it's edited.
PerezSucks98 says – reply to this

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Okay, most people don't look like this even in their teens or twenties. This is an unrealistic body shape that is unattainable without intense workouts and a strict diet. It's horrible that so many women think they have to live up to this standard. Shame on you for promoting this, Perez.
Aileen (Canada) says – reply to this

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She looks amazing but I hope the photo isn't too shopped - I predict a reveal on Oprah!
GAGAsshole says – reply to this

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…
geolis says – reply to this

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Photoshopped but she looks great……too old for her navel to be pierced tho!!
Sharpy says – reply to this

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She cannot believe she did it? Of course not, because Photoshop did it for her!!
Boobarella says – reply to this

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Wow! She's always been beautiful but at 48 with that bod, she should be really proud of herself. That'll get the rest of us motivated!
kerchanski says – reply to this

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rigid thighs? very impressed valerie… but c'mon. it looks like someone used scissors on this poor woman
Snacktime says – reply to this

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Wow, she looks so good… I'm so happy for her..
meezermom says – reply to this

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Photoshopped, enough said.
ms lisa says – reply to this

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She lost a bunch of weight, Eddie got sober…. but not only did this take a while for both of them, but it also took a divorce b4 they were successful at cleaning up their act!
Duckie says – reply to this

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Sorrys, but that s definitely NOT what your body middle looks like when you lose 50 lbs.!!!
You ve got LOTS of excessive sloppy SKIN on you which she either had removed by plastic surgery (and a BIG ONE at that!) or PhotoShop!
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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Oh puhleese!
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If her face isn't photoshopped, then she's fresh from some new face work.
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The body belongs to an 18-20 year old, and a buff one at that. There is no way this middle aged menopausal woman who has been pregnant, then carried around 40 or so extra pounds for a number of years could look this good unless someone is standing behind her pulling all of her saggy extra skin very tightly. This is a crock.
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Kirstie Alley isn't looking too good these days, but at least she's keeping it real.
dkstar1 says – reply to this

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Valerie Bertinelli is, was and will always be one of America's sweethearts/girls next door. I was still in love with her when she got chunky but man o man does she look great, photoshopped or not. Good for you Valerie!
rich.matukaitis says – reply to this

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i dont doubt that she looks great….but why do they have to over exxaggerate her amazing NATURAL results… the photoshopping on her legs and arms is crazy…
its as if they made her a completely new sillhouette.
like i said i dont doubt that she looks great…but why over do it….
Rayveniael says – reply to this

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Your such a douche Perez. When you gain all your fat back ( which statistics say you will ) are you gonna put up pics with Take that Perez at the byline?
And hopefully you realize that shit up there is photoshopped. Yes she looks great for her age, but she is no supermodel young duckling. Stop fucking with other people, if you want to compliment her , just fucking compliment her and leave other people out of it.
epic says – reply to this

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she's going to be fat again in no time, just like everybody.. so.. next?!
Nip Slip says – reply to this

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She looks great. Give her some credit. Screw all of you with your negative photoshop comments.
paulawalla says – reply to this

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Um…hello her legs have definitely been photoshopped - especially in between them. She looks great though.
thepinkyandthebrain says – reply to this

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really bad photoshopping
Nip Slip says – reply to this

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Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – Oh please! Most 18-20 years old I see have a giant muffin top oozing over the top of their jeans. Women her age can and do look this good. It's called getting your ass off the couch, putting down the Doritos and hitting the gym.
ynot says – reply to this

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doesn't look like much photoshop, either. good for her. poor, poor kirsty. put down the cheetos and get on the treadmill.
M3chick says – reply to this

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HOLY CRAP!!! SHE LOOKS FASTASTIC!!!!! Good for her!
keepin it cool says – reply to this

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photoshop hell
AvaLovesAbs says – reply to this

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Re: Nip Slip – here here, I"m not saying its not a little photoshopped but the point is she lost 50 lbs looks great and the negative people making comments are just jealous! Get off Perez Hilton, get off your butts and go for a walk haters!!
MarciaMarciaMarcia says – reply to this

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WOW ALL THESE JEALOUS HATEFUL ASSHOLES..Cant you give the woman some credit for losing all that weight. Why is it so hard for people to say nice things. All you haters probably are fat and ugly and WISH you can get on any cover of a magazine. She looks great and not photoshopped.
MarciaMarciaMarcia says – reply to this

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Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – Oh so I guess Madonna went through tons of surgery too to stay so toned. Your a jealous asshole who nobody would look twice at so shut the fuck up and drop dead..
Toonkinstein says – reply to this

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….Kirstie Ally claimed she was 180 at the start of her J. Craig diet lbs and lost 75 lbs while on J.Craig…..but she looked like she weighted 250 lbs after the "weight loss"…..
Congradulations Valerie……

Where's Kirstie now…..prolly in a fetal position clutching a bowl of pasta and butter……
AvaLovesAbs says – reply to this

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Perez you should see if you can get some deals on your stomach from all the stupid advertising on this site!! Just sayin!! lol
bleh! says – reply to this

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Looks like shit, totally PS, and WHOSE face is that???? Unfortunately, most people will not see that, and go on about how "great she looks".

Sheep.
Laury says – reply to this

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Oh come on, don't be so gullible, Perez, they obviously photoshopped the hell out of that picture.
enida says – reply to this

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They should have gotten a more skilled photoshopper. She's got a case of the jaggeds on her thighs and right arm.
Darlena Flamedancer says – reply to this

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Ya, she looks amazingly airbrushed….
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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Re: Nip Slip – Agreed on the 18-20 year old muffin tops, but if you would have taken just a few seconds more to read it, I did post "a buff one, at that."
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I stand by the fact that physiologically Valerie is a menopausal middle aged woman who was overweight for a number of years and even if she looked this good for a week, it is completely unrealistic, and most likely unattainable without a lot of Hollywood placenta or snake venon wraps or whatever they're using on skin these days.
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She worked hard to look good, so why can't she be commended for the effects of her real effort instead of this photoshopped pic, which in my estimation makes her hard work seem like "it was sort of ok, but could be a lot better." Shame on her handlers for allowing it. All that work .. but not good enough.
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I don't think the the couch Doritos comment was meant for me, but just for the record, I travel for my job, so the times that I do get to watch TV I usually do so while using an elliptical or a treadmill. I don't want to look like Perez.
grammar police says – reply to this

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Being so thin makes her face look older.
A little bit of fat under your skin helps your skin look smoother and younger. Plastic surgeons will inject it–but you might as well enjoy a hamburger and look younger at the same time. It's more healthy and natural.
Cita96 says – reply to this

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that does not look like Valerie at all
Romy23 says – reply to this

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I think in the original she was standing with her legs together and her arms by her side.
rhoniluv says – reply to this

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HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO!
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milfs of america unite!
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eddie must be heading for the bottle right now! idiot!
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everybody stop hatin cause val did it 'one day at a time' (pun intended)
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if she can do it, if pretzels can do it, hell, if i can do it (25 lbs to go)….there's no need to be overweight & unhealthy, especially woman 40 & up.
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us hot-ass milf's have got to stick together! congrats, val!!!
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eiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy!
wwwwttttt says – reply to this

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I just got hard
sushi says – reply to this

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She looks great but I'd love to see the photoshop version. Not to mention she's posing in a way to make her look the thinnest. I mean, really, a pose with your legs out like that and arm up?
sushi says – reply to this

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Make that I'd like to see the "non-photoshop" version.
alundquist says – reply to this

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Her thighs are REALLY badly photoshopped
LusciousLiz says – reply to this

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She lives right near me & I have seen her…she looks awesome & Eddie & her are REALLY good friends, they live 5 minutes away from each other…this may be photoshopped a little bit but I'm telling you, she really looks THIS good
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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She looks great! She lost weight and 110 pounds of Eddie Van Halen.
mollymouse says – reply to this

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wow THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HER!!! AIRBRUSH MUCH?!!!!!!! WAY TOO MUCH!!!
Nip Slip says – reply to this

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Re: bleh! – I'd love to see what you look like in a bathing suit. Tard.
snappingturtle80 says – reply to this

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she's so fuckin HOTT!
wafoon says – reply to this

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Holy Cow - see what hard work and perserverance do for you?? WAY TO GO VALERIE - YOU INSPIRE ME!!!
M&M'z says – reply to this

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OMG!!! She looks FANTASTIC!! Finalllllly People Magazine Has Something interesting to read. Photoshop my ass……at 48 she looks great.
wonderfalls412 says – reply to this

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hmm….she has strange little jagged pixels by her legs and arms…..photoshop….obviously….
Tinalouise says – reply to this

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NOO WAYY DOES SHE REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT.. CAN YOU SAY PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!
mattvoyager says – reply to this

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FFS anyone can look a-m-a-z-i-n-g with photo shop. Point that out next time and get back to your cutting edge self, instead of ripping into kids like LC and Zac. Youre gettin soft Mario!
Bytch says – reply to this

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Anyone else notice the jagged edges of her skin???

Badly, badly photoshopped.
siggi says – reply to this

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since when do you say 'bloody hell'
us british frown upon americans who say this.
quit it.
and she has so been photoshopped - if they are going to pretend this bod is real, at least do a good job with the phot-shop.
Nip Slip says – reply to this

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Re: mattvoyager – Do you think photoshop could make Rosie O'Donnell look like this?
LetttyB says – reply to this

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Re: MarciaMarciaMarcia – HAHAHA WHY DONT YOU TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL? I THINK YOU HAVE PMS AND STAYED HOME FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL TODAY FUCKTARD
rhoniluv says – reply to this

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*********REGARDING THE alleged PHOTO SHOPPING*********:

uh…people….the background is photoshopped….NOT VALERIE! duh!

she was probably in a studio being shot in a bikini, then AFTER, the editors put her photo in front of an ocean background for effect.

man, you guys really make my brain hurt sometimes, sheesh!
Mona Lisa The Mona Lisa says – reply to this

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wow I can't believe people let that cover go out it's so badly and obviously shopped
KatVonB*tch says – reply to this

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Dude, wtf is ur problem?!…"Former Fattie??"….Being a sz 12 is not fat!!!…That's what makes chix not eat and vomit up all their food when they do…Because ppl like u, who have no right to be calling ppl fat or overweigh in the 1st place; when in reality, they're just healthy women!
MarciaMarciaMarcia says – reply to this

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Re: LetttyB – I do have PMS..and that's why Im lashing out on jealous assholes and no Im not in Middle School. Im at my big $$$$ job just fooling around on the internet when Im not busy just having some fun. Do you think im gonna kiss your ass because your Letty B…dont think so sweets!!!
WinonaJohnson says – reply to this

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Um, why is this a bigger story than Natasha? Some fat chick (who is a has been actress who starred in a sitcom 30 years ago) loses weight is a bigger story. Really. WOW………people this is a new low. People Magazine is treating Natasha's death as if she were black. That is so wrong!

Anyway I miss the PErezHilton days when he would post Paris Hilton's number or silly stuff like that.
eat_shit_bebe says – reply to this

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No way that's real…
MP says – reply to this

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She looks amazing, but she's also airbrushed.
Kate27_let's bring Harry back! says – reply to this

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Photoshop!
She was never as huge as Kristey anyways… at least K. has more class than this loser…
HiHater says – reply to this

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She looks good but I do see jagged edges around her thighs. With Photoshop you never know what's real. They can also put your head on someone else's body.
I Want A Hater Too! says – reply to this

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The gap between her thighs is so wide I could crawl up there and do my homework
desertbird says – reply to this

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Why do they lie? You can see where they took an eraser on her stomach and made it white, to appear her stomach is toned. And buckee was right, her legs are ridged on the border. She probably does look good for 48, but not that much!! I say good for her though, anyway. She has a positive happy attitude towards life, not a slutty one!!
myblackfriendsays.com says – reply to this

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Dayum, girl!

I hope they didn't photoshop it too much.
wasilla00 says – reply to this

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i loved her in one day at a time and she's still rocking!!!!! makes me want to order jenny craig and get into shape for summer…i'd have to put down the cocktail though…:(
LoveLabels says – reply to this

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Valerie looks great, i love her lifetime movies
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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Mario - you need to work harder in the gym. I am booty-licious Biotch!
mandashinytoygun says – reply to this

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those probably arent even her legs…she looks good but she had computerized help…..think about it she'd have stretch marks or something…and she wouldnt be perfectly evenly tanned either
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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Re: LetttyB – Letty is that really you? Where the Hell have you been? The board is never the same without you.
JRO says – reply to this

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hot, but a belly ring….really???
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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DANG GURL SHE FABULOUS
AvaLovesAbs says – reply to this

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Re: KastroMojo – OMG Get a Life!! LettyB is an idiot, move on
rockerkitty02 says – reply to this

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Wow shes looks great. Congrats and good work, val :]
guiltypleasure says – reply to this

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Photoshop? Probably! But good for her for losing weight. Hell, I'd demand they photoshop me if they wanted to put me on the cover a mag.

There's no way her stomach looks like that though. No way.
Peachie says – reply to this

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Way better than Cindy Crawford who's sunken eyes make her look like Janice Dickinson!
PUAinNYC says – reply to this

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PSed. And Perez will never look good. Shopped or not.
AmbrosiaRose says – reply to this

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she also has been photoshopped like everyone else. I do wish they would let people have PORES. She had done a great job losing weight, let that show, not the photoshop.
Starbella says – reply to this

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good for her if she can get in shape at her age then i can get back in shape and im a few years younger than her
mint says – reply to this

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i swear a lot of your readers are jealous, perez. she looks good and she deserves to have a body like that she works out hard and is very disciplined in her food intake. you fat people go to the gym and stop criticizing. i am motivated i am younger than her but i need to workouttttttttttttttttttttttttt
lovelyS says – reply to this

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wow i remember seeing that commercial now she looks like that?
hmmmm not sure if i believe it. ahah
snaptdot says – reply to this

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i'm pretty sure theres a hell of a lot of airbrushing on that thing, p!
Alice Wonderland says – reply to this

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She's a great inspiration. Looks really toned too. Go Valerie!
aaallleeexxx says – reply to this

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her boyfriend's daughter goes to my school!
sexiiiii.mama says – reply to this

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her thighs looks soooooo airbrushed
contrarianchick says – reply to this

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god, why would any of us want to look at that? Her face…that hair! and what kind of person does this self-promotion, she already wrote a fricking BOOK, how does someone get to think she is that important, a magazine cover? because she ate less and exercised more? Because she attained a "normal" and appropriate weight, something everyone should do? (and who chose that color)? worst is the apparent body piercing in navel region. soooo PLAYBOY cliche, she probably rips all her pubic hair off too. why does her age matter, you can get thin at age 22, age 48, age 75….some of us never did get fat….the sad thing is…she won't keep it off. 95% of them don't. Paging Oprah!!!! Paging Kirstie! Paging Queen Latifah and ….

but I'm glad she has no implants, good for her. otherwise she really WOULD have the total PLAYBOY thing going.
loma333 says – reply to this

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wow she looks good for
48!!!
Alz says – reply to this

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Yep photoshop! A very bad photoshop indeed! Her head also looks like it was pasted on there as well - ha.