13-Year-Old Dad Is Not The Dad After All!
Oops!
Paging Maury Povich!
Turns out wee Brit Alfie Patten is not the father of baby Maisie with village-bicycle-with-training-wheels girlfriend Chentelle.
A DNA test revealed that 13-year-old Alfie is not the baby's daddy. The boy took the test after several lads came forward claiming to have slept with 15-year-old Chantelle.
Alfie's mom said, "It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her."
Poor Alfie!
Apparently, Chantelle's mom ordered her slutty daughter to insist that she had been a virgin prior to sleeping with Alfie. But science has revealed the truth!
Alfie's dad said, "He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk."
We think that by now, Alfie is well acquainted with the birds and the bees. What his dad needs to do is buy him a 24 pack of condoms.
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haha wow we live in an interesting world that's for sure
OMG yuck get the hell over it
DIRTY WHORE!
LOL, I'm sorry but I can't help but laugh my ass off.
HAHA
they just did it to get media attention and money, they knew all along XD
Theyre both children and I blame the parents.
weird shit.
Fucking pikies, sterilize the poor!
aww didums!
should be having sex at 13!!!!, i wonder how much money they have made! sickos, the only person to feel sorry for out of this discusting situation is the baby!, mabe alfie will sort his act out now?? and as for his 'girlfriend' (whorefriend) we all know whats right and wrong at 15 ffs!
this shouldn't even be a topic its totally wrong for a 15 yr old girl to even have a baby and for a 13 yr old boy to have sex its just isn't normal how horrible
Re: DikinCider –
I like him, or i wouldn't be here! I wouldn't want to "hump his leg" or anywhere else for that matter. But I don't get why people choose this gossip site if they don't like "Perez". ?? Puzzling…. There are hundreds of thousands of gossip sites out there!!
Re: sarahoyea –
AMEN!
epic.
Really??? Can a 13 year-old boy actually produce sperm? That boy looks like a 9 year old. She is such a whore!
thank god!
that chick looks like 30 !
She knew very well what she was doing. At 15, you should know the consequences of having unprotected sex. Feel terrible for the baby, she's going to eventually find out what a little slut her mother was (doesn't know who the father of the baby may be?).
People in England are starting to look really desperate …
he is a baby…..a baby cant have a baby what were they thinkin
thats retarded this is what happends when schools dont teach sex ed… maybe they should start doingit younger than 12 ?? crazty
DAMN. who'd wanna sleep with that bug-eyed ho?!! all i can say is……those dudes that father her baby, must be as desperate and f*ck ugly as she is. poor Maisie, she's gonna grow up with messed up genes and a whore of a mother.
Thank god! Still the damage has been done, Maybe Alfie will just settle for being gay because he's obviously clueless about women! As for the skanky frog-faced baby's mamma, this girl needs to be sterilized right away! She's as bad as the Octomom! Except rather than being crazy, she's just a nasty ho- ewwwwww! Why would anyone sleep with her, unless they could put a paper bag over her head!
What a ho
hhaa us brits are fucked up
OMG poor kid!! the girlfriend was a really slut! and lie to him!
fucking bitch!!!! he must be so sad and dissapointed! (I hope he doesn't take it like a good excuse to become gay!)
OH MY! well at least the poor child i not the father. ughh who would ever do a thing with her??? she's an ugly as fuck slut face
she's super fugly.
rofl
its still gross he had sex with that ugly bitch who looks about 10 years older than him
Anyone who was actually stupid enough to believe this kid was the father in the first place is a true and complete IDIOT!
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
He doesn't look developed enough to even produce swimmers. It sure made good tabloid fodder for a week.
Please help me to understand…. why the fuck did you orgasm inside this mousse of a woman???
We think that by now, Alfie is well acquainted with the birds and the bees. What his dad needs to do is buy him a 24 pack of condoms
AHAHAHH yah wow just because it wasnt his kid doesnt mean he isnt a disgusting sex loving little boy
and I'm not shocked that she had slept with a bunch of other guys, she's a hugeee slutt
and she is disgusting, probabley one of the ugliest girls I've even seen
but obviously horny ugly boys dont care if a girls looks like shit if she has boobs and will have sex with them randomly
and we should have known this wasnt his kid, he is soo young and looks like he is ten, so like he could actually make a kid, thats unnatural
but this fucking bitch needs to be held down, what a whore
and this kid needs to get away from her and this fucked up situation