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"Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum"

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Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.

Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

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90 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    I GUESS HE REALLY WANTED TO GET SUCKED!!!



  2. 2

    He was obviously just trying to make it bigger like on tv.



  3. 3

    interesting…….



  4. 4

    MISTRESS HAD GONE OUT OF TOWN, WORKING THE CONVENTIONS!
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  5. 5

    wouldn't that hurt a bit? though, ……it might be the biggest a guy has ever been in his life- so-lots of pain vs. biggest (abeit thinnist) cock in the county. Okay, so who is going to wash the car tonight, you perez?



  6. 6

    Talking about the ultimate Blow Job!!!



  7. 7

    90 days in prison for vacuuming his balls?



  8. 8

    Vacuum Sex… Geeei!



  9. 9

    Couldn't he just go to a hooker like a normal human being?



  10. 10

    Wow



  11. 11

    The article doesn't mention if the the car wash vacuum got impregnated.



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  13. 13

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=channel_page



  14. 14

    haha Is this going to be featured about you on your VH-1 THS! You know it was you P!!



  15. 15

    Uhh who gives a shit? Just write more about things that matter in the universe like idk..ROB PATTINSON! Thanks :]



  16. 16

    Re: LG sez Mistress IS Octo-skank! – At least she's not a sad tranny looking for attention every 2 seconds. LG, you are officially pathetic. Your bunny buddy left and now you're all alone. Very sad. Have fun being the official loser of this site.
    ******
    Muah Darling!



  17. 17

    I'm embarrassed to be from Michigan.



  18. 18

    Hey - it only cost him 50 cents and it's cleaner than most of other whores out there, right? LOL



  19. 19

    Oh how funny! People seriously do this?



  20. 20

    That's nothing compared to what Mario's doing at Rest Stops!



  21. 21

    This is so sad and embarrassing.
    This happened in my not far from where I live….



  22. 22

    ok yeah thats really messed up but 90 days in prison for it? seems a bit harsh.



  23. 23

    Re: _Alice_ – #16.
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    ANOTHER SHEEP FALLS IN LINE! LG COULDN'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS WHAT YOU THINK!
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    WHY NOT TRY TO BORROW AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, NOT TO MENTION NAME AND AVIE, DARLING???
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    NOW PUT THAT J!ZZ HUNGRY MOUTH OF YOURS TO GOOD USE AND KISS LG'S ASS!!!
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  24. 24

    Re: _Alice_ – #16.
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    AND DEAR IT IS AN HONOR TO BE A "LOSER" ON THIS SITE!
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    YOU FIGURE IT OUT!!!
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  25. 25

    Re: LG sez Mistress IS Octo-skank! – Ahahahahaha……have fun tranny. And I know you care what I think. I've seen your skanky ass all over this site complaining how no one kisses your nasty ass anymore. Face it, you're a sad loser. And you have vagina envy. Good luck with that!
    ******
    Ciao!



  26. 26

    Re: RedWingsFan – was mario in michigan again?



  27. 27

    Re: DikinCider – I think he has to have the govenors O.K. before entering this state!I think you can figure out why



  28. 28

    Re: _Alice_ – I care what you think and love the way you handled lg, it has been so out of control lately



  29. 29

    Re: _Alice_ – #25.
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    WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK, DARLING!!!
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    LG IS IMPERVIOUS TO YOUR LAME "INSULTS" ALTHOUGH MUST SAY YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO ATTEMPT TO BESMIRCH THE DIVINITY THAT IS, WAS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE…
    LG!!!!!
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    LG TOYS WITH YOU AS DOES THE CAT WITH THE MOUSE!!!
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  30. 30

    Re: DikinCider – #28.
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    CLEARLY YOU AND THAT ALICE NOT SO SWEET ALICE PERSON DESERVE EACH OTHER!!!
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  31. 31

    wow….wut a way to get blowed and screwed at the same time



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  33. 33

    A-HA!! Mario, as soon as this broke-ass website winds down, your next career waits . . . you can open up a whole "vacuum sex" facility.

  34. pabst says – reply to this


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    Re: _Alice_ – IT gives me gas. Please make IT shut ITs hole!!! :)



  35. 35

    You know your hometown has made it when shit like this shows up on Perez!!!! SAGNASTY IN THA HOUSE!!!!



  36. 36

    Re: LG sez Mistress IS Octo-skank! – Darling, once upon a time, you used to lick my ass clean. You are fake and you lack class. You are not an artist, you're the biggest attention whore here. A true artist would not be here. I feel bad for you darling. I do. Maybe there is a daycare center nearby that you can go to and finger paint with the rest of the children?! Ahahaha….



  37. 37

    Re: LoveRobPattinson

    I feel ashamed to actually be from the the same city as this tool…



  38. 38

    This is not the first time this has happened. Probably nothing you can name that some wacko hasn't done.



  39. 39

    Re: pabst – LOL….IT will never go away! IT lives here unfortunately. Don't worry though, IT knows I just owned her tranny ass!



  40. 40

    Re: _Alice_ – Alice you are a rock star baby!



  41. 41

    Re: LG sez Mistress IS Octo-skank! – you know what? I would be honored. As for you… Cut The Shit. Learn how to talk in the first person, and since you are almost human, ACT IT. You and all 87 of your personalities…



  42. 42

    so that's what it's called…"suspicious activity"…i should say so! and shoot, those things are powerful, lucky he didn't loose the damn thing. just plain old nasty.



  43. 43

    Re: Obnoxious Joe – oh, it did…with ninetuplets!!!!!



  44. 44

    Re: RedWingsFan – Hahahaha, I try;)



  45. 45

    Does that make him a sex offender, despite his victim being an inanimate object?!!! jk



  46. 46

    what is wrong with men ughhhh



  47. 47

    Perhaps his gear was dusty. Did the cops check his balls for dirt?
    I would guess thats the best 50 cents you would ever spend. The nozzel doesnt complain of TMJ or some other made up crap to get them out of swallowing your sword.



  48. 48

    poor LG!
    as being part of her community service, LG services the monorail car wash, and the poor transvestite had to clean the machine spic and span after the boy was done.



  49. 49

    Re: _Alice_ – #36.
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    COULD YOU AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE A POINT THAT ISN'T SO TERRIBLY, PATHETICALLY LAME DEAR?!?!?!?!?

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    LG IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER AND YOU REALLY MUST COME TO GRIPS WITH THAT, DARLING, RATHER THAN CONTINUE TO MAKE SUCH A SAD SAD FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF!!!
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  50. 50

    Re: _Alice_ – #36.
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    AND STOP USING SO MANY SUPERFLUOUS WORDS, DARLING, VERBOSITY WILL NOT MAKE YOU APPEAR INTELLIGENT!!!
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  51. 51

    #48.
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    IS THAT YOUR "AFTER" PHOTO?
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    LOLOLOL!!!
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  52. 52

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    ALICE SURE HAS A KNACK FOR RALLYING THE TRASH!!!
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  53. 53

    Stupid dumb ass should have just used his vacuum sucker at home ~~ in private!! Some other idiot got cause having sex with the neighbors dog and horse as well. WTF is it with men these days? They can't even find an ugly skank to have sex with?? Sickening I say!!



  54. 54

    Re: LG sez Mistress IS Octo-skank! – Yeah, you replied. Duh!

  55. Beej says – reply to this


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    Only in America are men this fucking pathetic.



  56. 56

    Maybe if it had a fatter hose.



  57. 57

    Re: Beej – Yeah, cuz I guess where your from suckin' your buddy's dick is like a "High 5" huh?



  58. 58

    He should have just asked Paris Hilton . She has the same suction as the industrial strength vacuum!



  59. 59

    Re: _Alice_ – #54.
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    YEAH, DUH, YOU GOT LG THERE! lololololo,…..
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  60. 60

    Re: the last star – #1. (AND DESERVEDLY SO, LG MIGHT ADD)
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    WHO DOESN'T, HONEY?!?!?!?!?!?
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  61. 61

    Re: Debaucherina – I dont think people who go to hookers are normal either….



  62. 62

    Desperate times call for desperate measures …the economy sucks he is probably out of a job and couldn't afford a hooker ….so he dug around in his couch cushions and came up with 75 cents and headed to the car wash ! gotta get you fix one way or another right?



  63. 63

    He can get the real thing in prison now.



  64. 64

    Yep, he must have been a democrat. That seems to be the only way they can get off anymore once they stop sucking up to Obama Christ Superstar.



  65. 65

    ewwwwwwwww



  66. 66

    Re: LG sez Mistress IS Octo-skank! – #48……little do you know, i'm your daddy! and i left your slut mom in the gutter begging for me to come back.



  67. 67

    Re: LG sez Mistress IS Octo-skank! – #60
    keep trying to find a clueless souls ass to suck to try and regain friendships…….
    everyone thinks you are nothing but a fool.



  68. 68

    Re: Big Black Dick – Hey baby its been a LONG time since ive seen you around here, howz it going? I heard Mario tried to take you and dear Harry off of the site…



  69. 69

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!

    only in America :P



  70. 70

    Re: LG sez Mistress IS Octo-skank! – dont you even mention Alices name you skank, fucking trailer trash tranny bitch



  71. 71

    you gotta admit, this man's got balls (ok that was a bad pun)



  72. 72

    haha what a sick fuck



  73. 73

    #67.
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    FRIENDSHIPS? OH PULEEZE BITCH! LG HAS ALL THE FRIENDS SHE NEEDS IF YOU FIND YOURS HERE LG PITIES YOU.
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  74. 74

    Re: DikinCider – #70
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    LIKE THE NEW NAME?
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  75. 75

    all i got was a fine



  76. 76

    Re: _Alice_ – I must say this site would be very boring without LG Darling



  77. 77

    HAHHAAH
    i wonder if it suked harder then his mum?



  78. 78

    what the hell is wrong with people?



  79. 79

    Re: LusciousLiz – #76.
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    IT'S GOTTEN WAY BORING EVEN WITH LG'S CONTRIBUTIONS, DEAR.
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  80. 80

    Re: lizanatorrr – #77.
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    IT DIDN'T EVEN SUCK AS HARD AS ALICE'S TOOTHLESS GRANDMOTHER, DARLING!!!
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  81. 81

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    what a desperate f$$k

    LOLOLOLOL
    pisssssssssarhhhh



  82. 82

    during his 90 days in prison he will have plenty of opportunities to get his dick sucked….



  83. 83

    Where else can you get safe head for under a dollar ???



  84. 84

    Just goes to show you Men will stick their peni in anything!!



  85. 85

    I heard that this morning on the radio.



  86. 86

    i hope he got to finish. it would "suck" if all that was for nothing.



  87. 87

    oh goodness, so funny.



  88. 88

    i really hate when people talk about themselves in third person



  89. 89

    It is not illegal so long there is mutual consent between the person and the vacuum.



  90. 90

    Ummm…wtf? Seriously…I hope he tests positive for drugs..like some serious anti-psychotic meds.