Lindsay Lohan: Coming To A Television Set Near You!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Film Flickers
Gather around, folks, we're going to tell you the tale of a girl who threw everything away.
Her name is Lindsay Lohan. A young, talented actress, she was granted the opportunity of a lifetime. Before long, she had everything!
But then LOLhan squandered it! She got carried away with the pAArtying and the drama!
Not even THREE stints in rehab could dry her out.
Now, Lindsay is crashing and burning with the straight-to-TV release of hernew film Labor Pains. The flick, which stars Lindsay as a woman faking a pregnancy, will debut on ABC Family in July and will be released to DVD in August.
The film, however, will see an international theater release.
Way to go Linds!
That Oscar is getting farther and farther away, huh?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 26, 2009 at 9:42 am
Eww…
Aw shit… I thought you were going to say she was doing celebrity rehab you suck Mario….
oh god no!
Who wants to see that shiz!
NEEEXXXTTTT!!!! WE DON´T CARE UNLESS IS A LESBIAN MOVIE…HOPEFULY NOT WITH saMAN!!!!
Lindsay is very pretty and very talented.
I hope Lindsay's able to leave her wild party girl days and troubles behind soon!
so sad
oh hell no! i'm not watching !!!!! i hate firecrotch
lmao that sucks for her sooo bad!!!
Lindsay Lohan should be mortified to watch her career imploding right before her eyes. No one wants to take a chance in hiring her; she's begging for jobs, and is continually creating "scenes" with Sam. Everything she touches turns to dust. Maybe Lindsay should consider a stint in rehab and then disappear from La-La-Land for a few years. People tend to forgive and forget over a stretch of time…
lame
Hot messes always have a way of screwing up their lives. She may not get her Oscar, but she has become an icon… you never know, she could pull a Drew Barrymore comeback.
thishotmess.com
would you just leave her alone-for once, I think Michael Lohan is right, if Sam was out of her life, no one would be enabling her, and she would have to get up and do something or be homeless
Lindsay…Please leave SAMAN and get back to work on your career. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! AT LEAST MOVE OUT AND PRETEND TO BE DONE WITH HER GOD WHO THE HELL DOES YOUR PR!!!! They are not advising you properly! The only reason why your still attached must be a drug thing. Everyone needs someone to get high with!
Talented? What talent does she have besides snorting cocaine like no other? I keep hearing about her so called talent….ya her performance in I know who killed me is oscar worthy.
Do the Lohan's pay you to write something about them everyday?…. because they don't do anything worth writing about this much!
When the hell is someone going to put her in rehab??
Perez, how can you constantly support Rhianna, another celebrity in obvious need of help, but constantly bash Lindsay? Sure, the situations are very different, but she doesn't need people constantly bashing her and reminding her about how far she has fallen. Leave her alone.
AUCH!!!!!!!!!
That's Gotta Hurt A Lot!
It's Gonna Have A Low Rating
I Guess People Don't Wanna
See Her Anymore!!!!
WHAT ABOUT HER NEW ALBUM?
Linds FAKING???? I don't believe it!!!
I lol'd when I read "talented".
I hope she gets her shit together and starts showing up at healthclubs and charity events instead of nightclubs and papparazzi events, because I bought a $5 Lindsay doll at Christmas but I can't bring myself to give it to a child. I mean, what kind of message would it send? "Grow up and be a drug and alcohol addicted party girl who never grows up"?
How to ruin your career "101"
All that's left for her to do to secure her status as a washed-up hasbeen is….star in a Lifetime movie! Example: Brittany Murphy!
What a surprise! People were predicting this months ago. She was once a name to which people were attracted to when they went to the movies. Nobody wants to see a movie in which she stars anymore, except for the few die-hard fans she still has.
Until she gets her life truly together - get off drugs and alcohol completely, go to rehab again and this time make a real committment to stay off that poison, stop going to clubs and stay out until 5am in the morning and stop creating dramatic scenes everywhere she goes, until then almost nobody in Hollywood will be willing to insure her or hire her.
And the biggest problem, her refusing to take responsibility for her actions and mistakes. As long as she is delusional and won't admit to her mistakes, not to the public, but at least herself, then she will have no career in films.
As things stand, right now, she is finished in the film business.
Ah the sweet smell of karma! She deserves everything she gets. Loser!
Blah
what a loser she is!
hahahahahahhhaahaahaha
i actually thought that film looked ok
At least she's doing SOMETHING with her time. I may check it out for laughs. God knows it's gonna be atrocious.
Lindsay needs a better looking girlfriend then Sam, like me for instance! lol
is that the guy from twilight behind her?