Boy Inspired By Twilight Bites Classmates!!!!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Twilight
Ummm, okay, the Twilight madness is beginning to go too far!
A 13-year-old boy at a school in Des Moines bit 11 students!!!
When authorities got in touch with the boy's father, he explained that his son never intended to hurt anyone and had just been inspired by Twilight.
The kid will be referred to juvenile corrections.
Maybe he was just trying to pick up ladies.
Worked for Robert Pattinson!
Completely Gratuitous
Well that's Faglight for you.
Full of bullshit which therefore will influence the bullshiters into doing more bullshit.
They should get real jobs instead of biting other folks!
so stupid
I'd let Robert bite me anyday - anywhere.
BOGUS!
You dont actually see anyone get bit in the movie.
Maybe the family is putting the child up to it to plan a monetary settlement in the future.
GET A REAL JOB trailerrrrrrr..
He can bite me…
hsahahahahhaa
poor kid
LOL THAT'S WHAT IM DOING NOW!!! LOL RLI LOL
WHAT!!!!!!!!!
Is He Crazy!
Twilight = Fiction
I Agree That It's An Amazing Book Series
(I Don't Know About The Movie!!!)
But…NO!
Oh come inspired by Twilight at 13 he should know better to bite. somewishes he was Edward.
Twilight rules
are you kidding me with this???
even for this site, this is nso not news-worthy.
and btw, Twilight did not invent vampires.
there's been like a thousand vampire movies/books
before and there will be after.
I hate this little Twilight-Freak-Kids.
Some people just take it a bit too far…It is not real…get over it
wow…
what next?
Re: afgirl1106 –
O RLY?
Re: BestJobResumes.com – He's 13 you spamming shitbag.
gosh how bad.
the kid would be much more sucess if he was inspired to look like pattinson
Maybe he was biting dicks??
perez was this you and you didnt want to admit it? did you go apeshit and bite teddy and katy perry?
hahahahahahaha. WTF!!!!!!!!
OH GAWD!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……………………fucking idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha! That's hilarious! Cue the lawsuits.
oh, please, stop blaming the movies. first, he is 13, not 5. and unless he is a kid with a very low IQ &/or special problems, there is not excuse and again, if it is the former, Like a 5 year old, he should have not been at the movie. don't care if he is under 18. Are we going to have to raise all those movie ratings again?
RLI = roughly laughing inside
i live by des moines and sadly its a true story.but i would think a 13 yr old surely knows better and i cannot remember but only one bite scene in this movie.what an idiot.just an excuse to bite people.
p.s. im into bitting
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – Roughly Laughing Inside
Didn't anyone notice after he bit the first few?
We didn't stand around getting bit by geeks when I was young. We knew what real vampires looked like, carried lots of garlic, wore crosses and bribed the catholic kids to steal holy water (is that a sin?).
if his father or victims sue the movie/ author, what is the answer? don't let anyone under 18 see/hear anything that might 'inspire' them to do something stupid. that does not leave them much to do-even c-span nowadays can cause violence among 5 yos
That kid needs some serious help.
Oh and Perez you redefine the term 'name dropping'. Any old excuse to get Rob into a post…eh?
Re: ssmarty – LMAO!!! So true.
Re: afgirl1106 –
lol you were supposed to reply with: YA RLY!
But it doesn't matter. Obviously you haven't met the O Rly owl…
:( Sad face.
What a dumb ass - if he really wanted to impress the girls he would have put glitter on his peen and dazzle them with an Pattinsonian sparkly peen instead! Geesh, everyone knows the sparkley vampire peen is the big draw of Edward….
enough cocktease twilight posts by the way–get us some pretty pony mcpattinson pics up….stank ass and all, he's still my favorite celebrity hologram!
And didn't you hear? Video games promote violence too!
wtf that just crazy that kid is just trying get some attention what bad excuse of doing something soo dumb
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – WHAT IS IT THEN??? LOL
Re: lilnino – OH MY GOD YOUR TOO FUNNY
Re: afgirl1106 –
LOL
If you go onto google and earch 'o rly' you should seen an owl with a really shocked face. O Rly and YA RLY is a meme that spawned from it. I assumed that you would have known it lol Sorry if i confused you!
lololol
Why doesn't some one just bite the kid back?
I like Twilight just like most people but really why are people losing their minds over this? This kid is 11 he is old enough to know not to bit people!!! Its a movie, a good one at that, but still a movie. Its just like girls trying to jump Rob P., you dont him!!! Get to know people before you give them yourself and think your in love. Wow God help people these days…
lol that is crazzy sounds like he needs a good ass woopin!!..I have that board game,fun times my friend!
LOL this is too funny!
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – lol i got it now. i tought u were asking about the "RLI" i wrote. but anyways i just learned something new. thx
There's no crying in baseball, and there's no biting at school.
Unbelievable.
stupid- he obviously didn't read Twilight- The Cullens don't bite humans- they are vampy vegans.
Dumbass! LOL!
WTF?!?!?! My 8 year old knows better… obviously there is something wrong with that kid. Blaming Twilight… rediculous!
LOL LOSER ALERT
HAHA
I bet robert pattinson would be laughin his ass off at this
Re: samantharose – True…if he was inspired by twilight he'd be biting MOUNTAIN LIONS and GRIZZLY BEARS — LETS SEE HOW THAT ONE GOS
What the fuck?
Re: afgirl1106 –
LOL haha, yeah i can see where you're coming from!
Sorry about the confusion. Next time we cross each other in a post, you'll know how to respond to my 'O RLY?'
LOL
How is it possible to bite 11 people. Wouldn't your classmates start avoiding you after the first 4 or 5?
Maybe I saw a different movie, but the one vamp who is shown actually biting someone is ripped apart and burned. That's not exactly encouraging biting.
It's fitting that a mentally retarded person would be such a big fan of Twilight.
Seriously?
hahahahahaha!!!
Hahahahhahahahah I'M FROM DES MOINES!!!! this makes my day, I'm in IL now tho
See that Bish SMEYERS is going to HELL! Got all these lil kids biting, stalking, and shit! Those books are the devil I mean the mormon!
He needs to see a psychiatrist. If he is THIS influenced by a movie, he might start killing people.
Im glad Im not into that freak shit.Twilight is for fucking weirdos.
that kid is an idiot ! at 13 you know that shit isn't real !
i can see parents alll over using THIS as an excuse. i work
in a daycare & have heard it ALLLL ! i smell bullshit !
I don't get the whole "Twilight" obsession some people seem to have.
OK, Rob Pat is good looking, but America and the UK is full of good looking guys.
Also I didn't care for the movie "Twilight" at all. It completely bastardizes the Vampire genre and legend. A better vampire show is "True Blood" and it has way hotter men then Rob Pats.
I give Rob Pat 10 years and he'll look like Nick Nolte.
LMAO!!! Freakin awesome
lmao…..seriously what is this world coming to.
Does anyone who read the book know if Bella is supposed to be pretty? If so, they missed the mark.
insane
UGH
GET A LIFE KID
Maybe he was just trying to pick up ladies.
Worked for Robert Pattinson!
hummm what do u mean by this ??perez DO U KNOW IF ROB HAS A GIRLFIREND ??? MAYBE A GREEN EYED COSTAR…
Rob Pattinson does not approve this! What a stupid little boy!
Or maybe he was just trying to imitate GayPat like the Octogash is trying to be Angelina Jolie.
WHAT THE FUCK?! I LOVE twilight and i havent bit anybody. Sure i took a snap at some people but i have been doing that pre-twilight.
Soooooooooo Totally Gay.
"When authorities got in touch with the boy's father, he explained that his son never intended to hurt anyone and had just been inspired by Twilight."
what an idiotic response. I used to like twilight when it wasn't so popular. I still like Jacob, but am beginning to hate the twitard crap.
Inspireedd by Twilight; what an excuse
Vampires existed before twilight.
I lovee rob
R-Patz can bite me toooooo anytime!!!
and…okey that kid is crazyyyyyyy
I think it's fucking hilarious…
What a stupid kid
lmao
What a fucking douchebag..
God I hate dumb ass kids. The reason why I hate dumb ass kids is because their parents don't do anything to control their behavior. I see it everday at my job. I say hit the parent in the wallet with a law suit and see how fast that dumb ass kid is disciplined.
hahahahhaha.
i didnt know there was a twilight board game?
Sometimes, I do that to my classmates too when we're kidding around and playing and just being crazy…XD..hahaha
…
was the kid special ed?
no seriously….
He's being sent to juvenile corrections because he bit some fucking kids? Are you shitting me? A bit overkill, but then again, it's the States.
LOL!!!!! Oh c'mon. He probably performed a stupid, childish act. I bet he didn't even pierce skin.
idk i think that's pretty friggin' awesome, in a "now ill have something to laugh about" way.
i dont care about the rest of the twilight cast. I just want the lead vampire. Stinky Paterson is just sexy
this isn't the worst one I heard about. There are crazy stories of twilight fans.
These kids go ape shit for this book and defend it to such an extreme point.
IF you google them its funny yet very questioning about the reader's pschy. There's one where people threw books at one girl, one girl mixed chemicals and dumped it onto another girl.
pretty scary shit.
Fucking retard.
roflmfao, are you fucking serious? :p
only person that could lay their teeth on me is robert pattinson
hahaha how strange.
Don't blame movies. Teach your kid something, get off your ass and stop relying on movies to make a difference in your child's life and raise it because you can't be bothered.
OH and P.S> All Twilight can influence people to do is PUKE.
O.M.G
I STARTED TO LAUGH SO HARD WHEN I FINISHED READING THIS !!
WHO THE HELL WOULD GET INSPIRED BE TWILIGHT !!
PSYCO KID !
AND HES ONLY 11 !!!\
haha !!! Only Rob can Bite me ^^
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That's funny….but it's dumb to go to juvy for biting…..
ok thats just plan pathetic. that kid should either get a life or find better things to copy, geeze people these days,, pathetic
wow
Weirdos exist. @.@
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