Boy Inspired By Twilight Bites Classmates!!!!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Twilight

Ummm, okay, the Twilight madness is beginning to go too far!

A 13-year-old boy at a school in Des Moines bit 11 students!!!

When authorities got in touch with the boy's father, he explained that his son never intended to hurt anyone and had just been inspired by Twilight.

The kid will be referred to juvenile corrections.

Maybe he was just trying to pick up ladies.

Worked for Robert Pattinson!

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm / Email this »

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Jekka says – reply to this

101

Oh he's going to love getting a job in 10 years with that on his record.
lorene5 says – reply to this

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AHAAHhAHAHAHA dumb ass kid!
JEN-power! says – reply to this

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WHAT??! so if 13 year olds bite their classmates and think that they are vampires just cause they were inspired by twilight, does that mean that other 13 year olds will dress like strippers just cause they were inspired by miley cyrus??!
ehann! says – reply to this

104

they dont even bite anyone in the movie! I think the kid is just fuckkedd!
luvrpatz says – reply to this

105

Hahaha this same thing happened in Boston Latin in MA. lol i know someone who witnessed it…. weridos.
lullaby79 says – reply to this

106

fuck, this is so funny!
Venus06 says – reply to this

107

HAHAHAHAHA THIS JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!!

SEE LADIES? SEE WHAT PSYCHO AND HORRIBLE EXAMPLE EDWARD CULLEN IS?!?!

HAHAHA
Laxer says – reply to this

108

Never too young to learn a skill.
mindick26 says – reply to this

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This kid is stupid! This just gives Iowa an even worse name, really we don't have that much going for us already and this kid has to go and bite 11 kids. Who bites 11 kids?
mitildi says – reply to this

110

LOL thatäs one of the stupidest(?) things I've ever heard haha

Plus, I thought the deal about Twilight was that they don't bite humans :p
enigmatic09 says – reply to this

111

wow and i thought the kids' couldn't get any weirder
miss2hearts says – reply to this

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hahahaha this is funny u would think an 11 yr old would know the difference between a movie and real life lmao
Juicyypoo says – reply to this

113

oh god .
MeSydney says – reply to this

114

Lol thats crazy!! I love the series but that is just plain weird.
sarahsong says – reply to this

115

thats ridiculous and seriously funny…
team_jacob_renesmee says – reply to this

116

how retarded is that boy?
Twilightxlovex3 says – reply to this

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Wow, that "boy" needs to be on medication.
sophiebubble says – reply to this

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wow, that is awesome. I've always kinda liked biting, before twilight. Actually, i have an awesome bite mark on my shoulder at the moment, whoever did it broke the skin too! Usually that doesn't happen though…
pekesuz9 says – reply to this

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hahahaha why do people take this seriously? LOL
rpattzdude says – reply to this

120

hahahhahahaha my goooood poor those students damn 11 he was on the top
Lex-E says – reply to this

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Re: LOLisa – umm LOLisa… you do see people getting bit in Twilight… Carlyl bites Edward and Esme in flashbacks when they first become vampires, Edward bites Bella in a dream of hers and James bites Bella when they are in the dance studio and so Edward has to suck the venim out of Bella before she becomes a vampire…
kayla(: says – reply to this

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People really need to take a chill pill with the series. People are starting to get TOO obessed!
alanahxox says – reply to this

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hahahahh wtf thats soo weird
KerryAnn143 says – reply to this

124

Hahaha oh man, thats good stuff!!
Kids can be some crazy little SH*TS I swear! lol
halexis says – reply to this

125

if a guy came up and bit me (if he was ugly ;]) then i would slap him! how did this boy not get beat up!??!!
nygossip says – reply to this

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lol thats sooo funny!