Welcome to PerezHilton.com
Welcome to PerezHilton.com - Hollywood's Most-Hated Web Site!
Celebrity Scoop Goes Here
E-mail Perez@PerezHilton.com

Report technical problems.
Perez Posse signup FAQ

Contact us to advertise on PerezHilton.com



Wear it, share it, give it, get it! Represent!

Jump to your favorite celebrity

Articles by date

Gordo The Skateboarding Parrot Has Been Birdnapped!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Sad Sad

ap-parrot-home.jpg

How tragic, upsetting, and unnecessary!

Gordo, the 30-year-old skateboarding parrot has been snatched from his home in Baldwin Park, California!

Not Gordo!!!!!!!!!

Heartbroken owner Fred Mireles said that on Wednesday his mother heard a commotion and he looked to see someone running off with Gordo. Without any kids of his own, Gordo was like Mireles' child.

Baldwin Park police Sgt. Darryl Kosaka said that the chances of recovering Gordo don't look good, as stolen pets often go to new, unknowing families.

But, Mireles said that the birdnapper is "up against a can of worms" because Gordo has a habit of biting strangers!

Save Gordo! Or someone is gonna end up with a severed finger!

[Image via AP Images.]

39 comments to “Gordo The Skateboarding Parrot Has Been Birdnapped!”



  1. 1

    poor little guy…



  2. 2

    So sad….Birdnapping…..



  3. 3

    If only you would be fagnapped…



  4. 4

    Loro pobre. :(
    [Shakes "maracas" at you hating putas.]



  5. 5

    wow, poor animal



  6. 6

    Check Mario's ass!



  7. 7

    AWE POOR GORDO ESE PAJARITO SE VA A CHINGAR UNOS DEDOS PEREZ I LOVE YOU FUCK THESE FAG HATERS CAN KISS MY ARSCH



  8. 8

    Poor bird….human beings are so SICK in their head!



  9. 9

    I hope that bird bites the crap out of them! Take their whole hand off Birdie!



  10. 10

    Let me get this right a 30 year old guy that lives with his mother and has a skateboarding parrot…sounds like a catch!



  11. 11

    aw so sad



  12. 12

    Re: eye luv perez – No, the parrot is 30 years old.

    This makes me so sad =(. As a lover of all animals, but especially birds (I have had a bird all my life) this truly tugs at my heartstrings. I know how devastating it must be for the owner. I'm praying we get Gordo back safe!!



  13. 13

    i hope gordo bites the shit out of them…. damn ghetto ass baldwin park!!!



  14. 14

    Re: joy-eco
    ditto joy!!!



  15. 15

    poor gordo!!



  16. 16

    Aww i would die if someone stole my pet.



  17. 17

    awwe :(



  18. 18

    awww poor birdy. I hope the owner gets him back soon:(



  19. 19

    I have a feeling Gordo was breakfast.



  20. 20

    what has the world come to when people run around stealing pets?
    that theif has no life whatsoever.



  21. 21

    WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST STEAL TV'S AND STEREOS?!?!?
    .
    STEALING PETS IS SUCH A HORRIBLY AWFUL THING TO DO!!
    .
    PURE MEANNESS!
    .
    TO BAD THEY DIDN'T STEAL ONE OF THOSE FACE EATING CHIMPS AND END UP BEING SOME MONKEY'S LUNCH.



  22. 22

    aww that's sad. I hope he gets his bird back. :(



  23. 23

    Fly back home Gordo!



  24. 24

    Too bad he didn't teach Gordo to call 911. HELPPPPPP, I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!



  25. 25

    Phone home, Gordo



  26. 26

    Awwwwwe! What a sin! I hope he bites the fucker's finger(s) off!

  27. pony says – reply to this


    27

    OH NO! Poor Gordo! That is just awful! I am a huge bird lover and it would just kill me if someone stole one of my babies!



  28. 28

    I don't like birds, but that's messed up. I hope he flies hope or bites off their hand. What a douche bag. I feel bad for the owner. If someone stole one of my dogs I'd be heartbroken forever.



  29. 29

    home**



  30. 30

    :-(

    People are such dicks these days.



  31. 31

    OMG…NOOOOOoooooo PLEASE…most birds will start to panic when they don't see or hear their regular owners, so please….if anyone in the surrounding areas begin to hear a bird "crying" or yelling/screaming…please have a heart to call your local authorities…we maybe this birdie's only chance!!!



  32. 32

    Aw! :( FREE GORDO!!!!



  33. 33

    Fucking bastards. Give him his bird back



  34. 34

    This makes me really sad because I have a parrot of my own and I know that they seriously bond with their family. Gordo may even die from missing his owner not to mention that these thieves probably don't realize they need more care than eating seeds. Parrots are very intelligent and I can assure you that Gordo is scared and depressed and I hope the person that took him drops him off somewhere and just lets him come back home.



  35. 35

    Oh, poor little guy! RETURN HIM! :(



  36. 36

    please give him back!!!!!



  37. 37

    This is so messed up. Give the damn parrot back to the poor man. I have some pet birds and a couple of pet parrots during the years and would be absolutely devastated if this happened.



  38. 38

    Re: FearItself – LOL!



  39. 39

    That is sad… I was said when my bird flew away… he was awesome…