Vatican To Boycott Tom Hanks!

With so many problems in the world, we find it funny the Vatican has time to focus on this nonsense!
Tom Hank's latest flick, Angels & Demons, based on the best-selling novel by Dan Brown, is receiving strong opposition from the Vatican.
According to Avvenire, the Vatican's official newspaper, the church "cannot approve" the film. Another Italian newspaper claims the Vatican will soon call for Catholics worldwide to boycott the flick.
However, Archbishop Velasio De Paolis is worried that boycotting the movie will create a "boomerang effect" by giving it more publicity.
Guess the Pope and his posse are still bothered by the fact that the book and movie suggested Jesus had secretly married that "whore", Mary Magdalene.
Jesus loves all - some more than others!
Even last year, while filming, the Vatican banned filmmakers from entering the Holy City or any church in Rome really. So one of the movie's key scenes, set inside church of Santa Maria della Vittoria, had to be filmed on a soundstage.
According to a Vatican spokesman, Father Marco Fibbi, he said, "Usually we read the script but in this case it wasn't necessary. Just the name Dan Brown was enough."
The flick hits theaters worldwide this May 15th.
We bet the Vatican will be watching it in secret!









































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omg that is such a great book!
angels and Demons
Jesus can kiss my ass
I am surprised the Vatican was able to take time off from its anti-condom campaign in order to devote itself to burning some books and films!
The Pope shouldn't sweat it at all.
In my humble opinion, Dan Brown is fiction, and a conspiracist.
It's still a tasty read, regardless.
I will watch anything the Vatacan bans even if it is a sequel to Davinci Code. They filmed parts at UCLA. Woot Woot!
honey, this has nothing to do with Jesus marrying Magdalene- that was his other book. You haven't read the book obviously. There are some disturbing materials not just for Catholics but for everyone such as a son killing off his own father because he found out he was the father and other things really don't make sense.
you should not have any problem with this eh piggy., you know since your are all about banning. At least you had enough sense to not condemm them in your article as too not look like a major hypocrite.
Angels and Demons!!!!! Can't wait to see this movie!!!!
It is no surprise that the Catholicism regards fiction as competition.
they should be worried about that- im not catholic but a LOT of people all over the world are, and a lot of them are very religious, so if they say "dont see it", they wont.
OF COURSE THEY ARE BANNING IT. Because they are bitches and know that its all TRUE! This was one of the best books ever written and does the Vatican actually think that people care what they think? Not to mention the fact that it doesn't matter what they say, this was a #1 selling book and the movie will be just the same. Catholics are ignorant fucks who need to realize they are obsolete in this world. People LOVE Dan Brown AND Tom Hanks and that is enough for it to be a hit, regardless of what the old crusty Vatican thinks.
maybe these douces shouldnt write books attacking major religions- that might have helped with the promotion . . .
So they took a little time off from covering up for child molestors to throw stones. Bastards.
BOOO!!! They really need to get over themselves and allow them to proceed with filming. This was an awesome book and I'm really looking forward to the movie! =)
I saw the trailer for this the other day, and it seems entertaining. I'm sick of seeing the same movie over and over again. This kind of risqué move is exactly the kind of movies Hollywood should be making. Safe movies are boring. I'm actually looking forward to seeing this one.
JUST LIKE YOU BANNED HARRY YOU DICK WEED
who even fucking cares? the pope fucking sucks.
I dunno what happened, my comment just disappeared. But here it is again:OF COURSE THEY ARE BANNING IT. Because they are bitches and know that its all TRUE! This was one of the best books ever written and does the Vatican actually think that people care what they think? Not to mention the fact that it doesn't matter what they say, this was a #1 selling book and the movie will be just the same. Catholics are ignorant fucks who need to realize they are obsolete in this world. People LOVE Dan Brown AND Tom Hanks and that is enough for it to be a hit, regardless of what the old crusty Vatican thinks.
Nothing new. They did the same shit with The Da Vinci Code.l So what. They're a bunch of retarded fuckers anyway.
Why ain't my comment showing up?
isn't this the one where a bunch important priests and cardinals get killed off in Rome? I can see why it'd be boycotted by the vatican.
That is so petty. The book is great I am SO excited to see the movie. The Vatican are way to into themselves.
Vatican needs to get over itself. If it cant accept a little entertainment, maybe their are hiding something. I dont think all of what Dan writes about is fiction. I have a book on the truth behind the De Vinci Code.. There is legit facts and history. The Vatican is deff hiding something..
I'm surprised they had time to ban anything what with all the molestations of altar boy charges they had to sweep under the rug.
Re: JuneGordon – It's intentional spin for balance, because the Vatican knows how many idiots will actually think it's factual rather than fictional.
omg this is just ridiculous…this makes it so hard for me to be a catholic bc the church goes and does this crap.
i am a catholic and i dont agree with how the church is handling this at all
i dont care if the church calls me a bad catholic for watching it b/c it's just entertainment…just because i watch it doesnt mean i have to go believing it's true
the pope and all his little bishops need to calm down and focus on more important things than a movie
Re: @v@ – And people who tend to confuse fact with fiction usually own a Bible.
I'm planning on watching, why waste a good movie!
Angels and Demons isn't about Jesus marrying Mary Magdalene. That's the Da Vinci Code.
If the Vatican says it's bad to see, then I'm more interested. They need to wake up - this is the 21st century and they can't control the people any more.
Oh Catholics!
What crazy shit will they do (or not do) next?
why doesn't the pope and the rest of his minions banned the priest who molested those children or there 2,000 year old ideas
Re: JuneGordon – BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!
Re: BBBoricua – You said it girlfriend. I know where I will be May15th! Been waiting for this one. Hey BBB let's compare notes after watching. If the Vatican wants to stop it. It must be good!
Sheba
It's just a film so why are they so bothered?
It's just like they were with the Da Vinci Code.
Maybe they're worried about something getting out
Re: sheba088 – Hey sheba! Of course we'll compare notes, girl!
Angels and Demons Mania!!!
now I know why I haven't been to Church in over a year…the Catholic religion is such a farce
TOTALLY Can not wait to see this movie, awesome!!
I couldn't wait to see it before, and now I am even more siked to see it!
The Vatican have to continue perpetuating their myths.
The Pope speaks out against using condoms to prevent aids.
Why? Where is his compassion. He wants more Catholics procreated who can donate more money to HIS church. He prefers suffering.
There are thousands of orphans in Africa because their parents died of aids.
This earth is experiencing a population explosion and there will not be enough land to grow enough food to feed every one. Also water concerns.
The pope announced on his recent Africa trip that condoms do not help prevent the spread of HIV just because of the Catholic Church's antiquated ban on birth control. Honestly I stopped going to Church because of such stupid backwards thinking
Re: LizardKinG – The Vatican didn't ban Harry Potter…
Yes homo-boy the Vatican is banning it. They actually have morals and beliefs. Unlike yourself who has no belief other than he likes the taste ofshit on his dick. Follow along you stupid fuck.
Honestly? The Vatican gets such a bad rap. It's not fair to anyone who is Catholic.
Stay the fuck away from artists Vatican.
the most boring controversy ever
How does the Vatican knows the plot of this story and why do they care. People have their own moral compass; if you don't want to see a movie, don't see it. The more the Vatican complain the more people will want to see it; that's the nature of a lot humans. Personally, I'm not interested in seeing it nor did i see or read the DiVinci Code. I just don't find Bastardizing the Bible entertaining. To each his own.
Re: Sgirl – The Catholic Church has moral? That's news to the rest of us, darling. After all, isn't this the world's largest organized pedophilia in history, run by a former Hitler Youth who was in charge of covering up all the little boys fucked by the Catholic clergy? Wasn't his also the "moral" cult that remained silent during the Holocaust, ignoring the murder of millions to protect its real estate? Yes, how moral!
The Vatican never officially says "don't go see that movie or read that book" anymore. They never actually said "don't see Da Vinci Code."
Re: JuneGordon – ROFL. Again.
but of course… they're allowed to molest children and pass their "book" off as fact, but someone writes and actual fictional book and they go apeshit.. FUCK ORGANIZED RELIGION!
I'll watch anything with Tom Hanks in it.
Re: MissDiscoDino – #48: The Vatican earns a bad rap because they are out-of-touch, antiquated, and repeatedly allows priests who are accused of child molestations to keep moving to other diocese to continue the abuse - unpunished.
There is absolutely NO DEFENSE you can provide for this behavior. Your acceptance of the Vatican is equal to the acceptance of child abuse.
Re: JuneGordon – It's a paying gig.
Re: Yellow Peeps – I completely agree.
My other comment didn't post… Hmm
You know YOU would be the first person to brand Mary Magdalene a "whore" so you can quit your snickering and shove your hypocrisy back up your fat hole.
PUHLEESE! Well choke me with a big ****! The book was KICK ASS and I am STOKED to see the film!!!
The Catholic church has been around for thousands of years and has the largest charitable organization in the world- Catholic Charities. The church has never waivered from its beliefs and if you don't agree then don't be a Catholic. I am a proud Catholic and are church is always full. The priest scandal was terrible I grant you that.JUNE gordon- You sound like a bitter person.
Hey Perez, my advice: leave the political stuff to others. I don't see you condemning those Mulsim whack jobs who KILL PEOPLE OVER CARTOONS. The Catholic Church apparently is offended by the movie and asked followers not to see it - so what. That is "no big deal" defined. I'm not a practicing Catholic either, so I am no partisan. But come on. If you're gonna dump on them for not buying tickets to a movie, then post something about the fact that a documentary film maker who made a film exposing Muslims' horrible treatement of women has to live in hiding because of death threats.
Re: JuneGordon – 52. preach it sista!
I'm pretty sure the Vatican has worse things to worry about than a fiction book. Also, Dan Brown is a Catholic himself. I'm pretty sure he didn't write this book to offend them. Why can't they just chill out? Jesus.
Do you realize that if a similar movie questioned parts of the Koran that people would be KILLED over it?! This level of vitriol on the part of June Gordon and others in response to some Catholics simply speaking out in calm protest and suggesting not buying tickets, is way over the top. Frankly, it takes any credence away from your arguments.
The trite and dull foolishness of the DaVinci Code and now this shit, Angels and Demons, has bored everyone all the way down to purgatory. Who pays any attention to Dan Brown's crap, or Stephenie Meyers shitty stuff for that matter, anymore?
It was funny how the church could easily judge a book by its author. Prejudice has never been encouraged before but with what they do, it seems like they're exemplifying it. Dan Brown is a good author.
funny..when your beliefs are insulted..you give a shout out to everyone…the Vatican is just doing that…be CONSISTENT
Re: UnkleBuk – Catholics have killed people for thousands of years for not following their beliefs.
Not only will they view it they will add it to one of their extensive libraries.
In regards to The DaVinci Code, I technically don't understand the big whoop. The whole issue is the thought of Christ having a child, but in the movie it also proclaims that Christ was married, therefore Christ did not commit a sin, so whether the movie has truths or not, it shouldn't be such an issue as it was.
I'm sure if a book saying nasty things about Judaism, maybe, say denying the Holocaust, wanted to film in Israel, it would not be supported and be denounced. And if a book blaspheming the Koran wanted to do some 'on location' shoots in Kabul, somebody would be dead. So spare us the 'outrage' over this - after the (horribly written) craptapulous insult to Catholicism that Brown's books have been, it's no wonder the Vatican won't spport the film. Duh!
I'm looking forward to it myself. Didn't they boycott Da VInci Code as well….hmmm they are just not fans too bad. I can't wait.
-Kate
www.365hangers.com
I get where the Vatican is coming from. The people saying that the church should concern itself with more pressing matters are right, but at the same time, since so many people are getting reality confused with fantasy, they are trying to keep this from becoming a reality in many peoples minds. However, the way they are going about it is all wrong. By basically forbidding catholics to watch it, they cause people to in fact go watch it. What the church needs to do, if anything, is issue a statement saying that what you see is NOT what the church believes, and it is heretic to think otherwise. I am very catholic, but when the first statement was issued urging a boycott of the film, the first thing I did was go to see it. It is an intriguing subject, and the matter at hand is whether you can view this topic without thinking that it is reality. If you feel that that is actually what happened than fine, but if you are a rooted catholic, than seeing this will not cause those roots to be uprooted. You just have to look at the matter subjectively.
Re: Linzerd – To critisize someones religion in itself is just so wrong on so many levels people wil do whatever they please no matter what the Vatican just refers to it as blasphomy thats why they ask for a Boycott and as far as condoms the Vatican jhas every right to voice theyre Opinion doesnt mean everyone has to believe in iit, and Catholics are FAR FROM OBSOLETE!!! we are a rare breed its called CHRISTIANS……
Re: SimplexMinded – master webber is an ass
The book was good. Wasn't great. I think all the publicity both hollywood and Vatican is to draw attention to each side's cause. By "cause" I mean the fictional aspect from hollywood, and it just pissed off the Vatican so they have to "ban" it. I read the damned thing 3 years ago or more, after the DaVinci Hype 'cuz DaVinci was so damned good. MHO- Vatican is upset that more ppl are interested in fictional works that make them look bad, rather than in the works or propaganda depedinging on your view. They are trying to generate interest by "hating" the fiction. Sure, It's prolly BS, but to the church, it's an advert. The book was ok. I'll catcth the movie on cable or DVD. I wouldn't go outta my way. Oh, and respectfully to keep any of the trolls that normally bitch and moan outta my hair, I am catholic. And by Trolls I meant that asshat Orchid something who seems to comment on every one and all their faults. But I haven't been here in a few weeks so hopefully you peeps stood up and put that asshole in it's place, finally.
Is anyone really surprised the Vatican has banned this movie?
Yeah, and before the supreme court is a battle to release “Hillary: the Movie” no complaints from you on that one - they cry it's a political ad - funny, the Oliver stone - and Micheal Moore movies where Bush were Art - one showing him get shot - balanced?
the vatican is banning everything that could put a doubt in peoples mind.anything that could make you start thinking that maybe what you've been told all your life might not be true is scarring them because this is how they lose people.
does everyone overlook the FICTIONFICTIONFICTIONFICTION part of this book? because fuck, I really thought this was REAL YANNO? asses.
Hear the voice of the ignorance and closed-mind…
At least there's one "normal" person who knows and understands well
that when the church tries to "forbid" something ALL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD will do exactly the opposite. Congrats Archbishop ( :
FUCK THE VATICAN, BUNCH O' PEDOS ANYWAY!!!
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Re: JuneGordon – #31.
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TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN, JUNE DARLING.
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Boycott Vatican…. That's all i have to say…. In Bible we read people that could be connected with God and had a message to send to His people… Where's that prophet in current times??? Pope? LOOL =) They should just stop this nosence, give the gold to poor people and live in humility
perez you may not go to hell for being gay but you will got to hell for calling mary magdeline or any of jesus posses a whore. i love the idea that jesus had a real marriage.
I read the book and had to do ten "Hail Mary's" after some of the chapters.
Re: JigSaw – i gathered
People should back off. If you aren't catholic why are you even interested in what Vatican says?
Why Vatican should tolerate everything, when if the Vatican says anything to the catolics everybody criticises, included those, who has nothing to do with it?
And if the book would be about gays or judaism or muslim, the whole world would be indignant.
The rediculous thing is that Angels and Demons actually overall is complimentary to The Vatican.
If you pay attention and don't nit pick.
Its part of Catholicism….expected…no big deal. If they didnt ban it, they wouldnt be doing their job. many people cant seperate fact from fiction today. Its a great book and will be am amazing movie. Part of what made it so popular is the fact the the catholic church doesnt approve.
I am a Christian and this is just another petty issue by the all mighty Catholics!! Them and their unrealistic "rules".. Most Catholics I know are the biggest sinners on Saturday night and the whole week before, but, by God the first ones to go to CONFESSION right away Sunday morning. How ridiculous. You think they could be more conscience of world peace and true problems that are going on in the world than to make a big stink about a movie and to single out one person. Tom Hanks is an awesome actor and a wonderful person! The world needs to be open to other possibilities than to be blinded by one "all high and mighty" group! THE CATHOLICS!! How unChristian can you be….absolutely disgusting!!
I agree with others…if you arent Catholic you dont understand, So GET A LIFE and BACK OFF. Why dont you do something better with your time.
Both A&D and DVC are great for starting debate and conversation about Christianity - I find them really useful and regard them as fiction but with an interesting twist. I am a die hard Protestant and very suspicious of the Vatican/Pope so perhaps not the best to comment really!
Shit! There was another organization, the American Family Association, who would publish the names of any films they found objectionable for religious reasons. I called that my shopping list!
Not to nitpick your journalistic skills…
but "L'Osservatore Romano" is the semi official Vatican newspaper.
Avvenire is just a Catholic newspaper. (owned by the group of Italian bishops.) It's kind of like saying "the Pittsburgh Catholic" is the official newspaper of the Vatican. See the difference.
Everyone has the right to decide whether they like something or not. The Vatican decided that they don't like the movie. It's a good idea to have critical thinking skills. Not everything out there in the world is good or good for you.
The Vatican needs to put a lid on it. No one cares what they have to say anyway.
Its OK for the "FIGHTING IRISH" to honor Obama who believe in rubbers and killing unborn babies. The Catholic chruch also hides is PEDO clergy. What do the nuns do. Maybe the Catholic church should just shut the fuck up and clean out their house before they start throwing rocks.