Vatican To Boycott Tom Hanks!

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With so many problems in the world, we find it funny the Vatican has time to focus on this nonsense!

Tom Hank's latest flick, Angels & Demons, based on the best-selling novel by Dan Brown, is receiving strong opposition from the Vatican.

According to Avvenire, the Vatican's official newspaper, the church "cannot approve" the film. Another Italian newspaper claims the Vatican will soon call for Catholics worldwide to boycott the flick.

However, Archbishop Velasio De Paolis is worried that boycotting the movie will create a "boomerang effect" by giving it more publicity.

Guess the Pope and his posse are still bothered by the fact that the book and movie suggested Jesus had secretly married that "whore", Mary Magdalene.

Jesus loves all - some more than others!

Even last year, while filming, the Vatican banned filmmakers from entering the Holy City or any church in Rome really. So one of the movie's key scenes, set inside church of Santa Maria della Vittoria, had to be filmed on a soundstage.

According to a Vatican spokesman, Father Marco Fibbi, he said, "Usually we read the script but in this case it wasn't necessary. Just the name Dan Brown was enough."

The flick hits theaters worldwide this May 15th.

We bet the Vatican will be watching it in secret!

    Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 4:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Pike says – reply to this


      101

      If you don't like my comment go "F" yourself.



    2. 102

      I've been in Santa Maria della Vittoria, and that is no place for a film crew even if opie is making a movie. What a bunch of hollywood snobs.



    3. 103

      Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – that is a horrible thing to say



    4. 104

      omg… this book is a work of fiction, not a historical document. The vatican should just leave it alone.



    5. 105

      I don't think the Pope needs to worry about angles and Demons. If it is as poorly made as The Da Vinci Code was then he has NOTHING to worry about! Only ignorant liberal democrats think the story is true.



    6. 106

      Re: Hate Low Class People – I love the ironic lack of self-awareness that causes Republican blowhards to accuse Democrats of being stupid for thinking a book is true, when the Republican base thinks every word of the Bible is literally true, right down to the talking snakes. Talk about idiots! Of course, we are discussing Mary Worshipers on this thread, who make up their beliefs as they go along, and then change them, with little regard for what is actually written in the Bible.



    7. 107

      nobody pays attention to them any more anyhow, except a few really out there Catholics. the Pope should practice what he's supposed to be preaching before passing judgment on anybody else.



    8. 108

      Hey June you crotchedy old pisstard: you libs always think you're so refined and above it all. You aren't even understanding the point: the Vatican called for a boycott, not a BAN. They are totally different things. Boycott means "we disagree with the premise, so we're not gonna see the film" - this is a completely legit activity in a free society like ours. BAN means "nobody can see it; it's not allowed to be seen by anyone" - which is the stuff you see from those Islamic d-bags. So wake the fuck up, buy a dictionary, and then come back and make blanket assessments about a gigantic percentage of the populace (conservatives). I for one am not a practicing Catholic, but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of those who are know the difference between a Biblical parable and literal truth, and they're as disgusted as anyone by the 1/10th of 1 percent of priests who abused kids and deserve to be hung for it.



    9. 109

      That book was freakin' amazingg



    10. 110

      Re: UnkleBuk – Your tiresome post rather ably underscores how difficult it is for American fascists to discuss any topic without wasting everyone's time with straw men and red herrings. In none of my posts was I addressing either a ban or a boycott (I was just mocking the general foolishness of Catholicism), so your presuming to lecture me on the difference between those two words is both foolish and completely irrelevant.

    11. @v@ says – reply to this


      111

      Nice thread and great, rational discussion. There's hope yet. This can't be Perez.
      Bouquets to both June and UncleBuk.

    12. Laxer says – reply to this


      112

      The Vatican? Are those old queens still around?



    13. 113

      They should put a pic of the cover of the Pope reading it while putting on a condom. Religious people are fvckwits



    14. 114

      Re: JuneGordon – June honey, I LOVE ya! After being raised in a Swiss convent school, it didn't take me long (I was 11) to realize the "religion" I was being taught was really a feeble attempt at brainwashing. Almost all of the girls turned out VERY anti-Catholic. But hey, thanks for the eye-opening experience!



    15. 115

      June, I'm clapping slowly and sarcastically at your "eloquent" post. Further leftist tripe, calling a conservative a "fascist". Ha. True conservatism is about independence from gov't you nitwit - the *opposite* of fascism. (Lemme guess - next post you'll call me Hitler.)

      Anyway, I've gotta ask, did anyone really think this was a great book? I *loved* DaVinci Code. Couldn't put it down, and I was psyched for Angels.. But I found it to be kinda lacking - and that end with the dropping from a helicopter, etc… it just didn't do it for me. I was surprised to see so many positive comments about it - just goes to show you, the beauty of art is in the eye of the beholder.



    16. 116

      Hey @V@ - know what makes this the best country on earth? The fact that if this conversation were taking place at a bar, I'd buy June a beer and have a laugh at how completely opposite we are. Cheers all - I'm out.



    17. 117

      VATICAN"S JUST SCARED PEOPLE WILL TAKE THE BOOK?MOVIE SERIOUSLY. DAMN BLIND FOLLOWERS ARE AFRAID TO BE SHAKEN.



    18. 118

      Re: UnkleBuk – This is something we can agree upon: I thought Angels and Demons sucked. Not only did I feel as if I was reading The DaVinci Code again, it was so awkwardly written I couldn't finish it. When I got to the verbose, unfortunate and amateurish phrase "The thought that my mind furnished," I threw the book across the room, never to pick it up to read again. And, to be honest, I had trouble finishing The DaVinci Code, mainly because I had already read about all of the main "ideas" in the novel, so the book was sort of boring. But, then again, anything that embarrasses the Catholic Church can't be all bad . . .



    19. 119

      Re: UnkleBuk – Darling, I'd take your beer with a sincere thank you and an even more sincere gratitude that we are such opposites.



    20. 120

      catholics are wolfs in sheeps clothing just look at pope Benedict he looks exactly like dark sith lord palapatine from star wars. pure fcukin evil, if it walks like a duck.



    21. 121

      Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – 6- DISGUSTING COMMENT!! IF ANYONE I TALK TO EVER SPEAKS TO YOU THEY ARE DEAD IN MY BOOK FOR SUPPORTING YOU!!! YOU'RE A VILE PERSON AND I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE WORST IN LIFE FOR THE CRUDE AND HATEFUL COMMENT YOU LEFT!



    22. 122

      With so many problems in the world, we find it funny that PEREZ HILTON has time to focus on this nonsense!



    23. 123

      NOW this is what I call good reporting. Vatican condemns Hanks. Priests give up Altar Boys for Lent. Now you are talking?



    24. 124

      If Vatican is so worry about their position on the movie, why they don't do all their things quiet. Vatican is famous for their secretly behavior and then they want to ban something that it's fictitious. I love all Brown books, even the bad ones. A&D is my favorite book of all times, because open your eyes to a different Vatican possibilities and how they control the world thru their so-called religion.



    25. 125

      Well this is actually a prequal of DaVinci code.. i don't really care if the Vatican ban this movie.. i read this even before i read the DaVinci code and it's a page turner.. i just hope they don't messed it up like the movie of DaVinci code.. i will watch it over and over..



    26. 126

      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – Another example of "christian" charity & love! Typical hypocrite, even jesus turned the other cheek. Here's wishing YOU all the all the beast. (Yes, BEAST!)



    27. 127

      June - great quote from A&D… yes, it seems as if Danny Boy were past deadline at that point and borrowing from a romance novel.

      As for you others: BAN is completely different from BOYCOTT.

      BAN is what the Chinese do to people who want to check out youtube. BAN is what Sharia Muslims do to anything Western. BAN is what the Nazis used to do when they held book burnings.

      BOYCOTT is a request by a group that its members not patronize a certain product. The Vatican is requesting a boycott of the movie by Catholics. There's no penalty for anyone who goes to see it. It's a very civil way to protest something.

      Are we THAT collectively dumbed down that we cannot understand the difference? This thread is scary.

      June - screw the beer - I need a shot! :-)



    28. 128

      Fuck the Pope. Who is he? Just some crusty old man with no more holiness in his veins than any bum off the street. This makes me want to watch it even more. He's only afraid movies like this will actually start to open people's eyes to the bullshit they've been fed by the Catholics for generations.



    29. 129

      Perez, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU HATING CATHOLICS ALL THE DAMN TIME?
      Go fuck yourself. Another incident like this, and I'm done coming to your site.



    30. 130

      They did the same for Da Vinci Code. LAME!



    31. 131

      The Vatican is just a RIP OFF…they know so much on many subject and they keep everything under key…WHY…because either they really know the truth or just because they are just liers…I was raised Catholic but I don't belive in catholics…they are the first ones to critize, do evil things to others…I have a stepmother & her kids go to church…and what are they doing to me keeping me out of my fathers inheritance when I'M HIS FIRST BORN…so to me they are just shit…KEEP this movies and more coming…thumbs UP! Catholics forget about them…I BELIEVE AND MY FAITH IS IN GOD NOT THE CHURCH ITSELF…



    32. 132

      You better believe the vatican will watch. I had a client who was a priest, and he was reading davinci code when it was first banned by the church years ago. He has said if the church banned it, it must be good!



    33. 133

      SHOULD THEY WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS SOMTHING THAT MOCKS AND DEMEANS WHAT THEY HOLD HOLY? THAT WHICH BELITTLES THEIR BELIEFS? THEY SHOULD CONSIDER THEMSELVES LUCKY THAT CHRISTIANS DONT ISSUE FATWAS OR INTIFADAS. THERE WILL BE A RECOMPENCE PEOPLE YOU CAN BELIEVE IT.



    34. 134

      Re: 01exclusivee – Don't let the e-door hit ya in the ass on the way out! FUCK THE POOP!

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