Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > John Mayer

Show off those muscles!

John Mayer performs in some short shorts and an equally revealing tank top onboard his Mayercraft Carrier this weekend.

Damn, we should have gone on that cruise!

[Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Posted: Mar 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm / Email this »

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JigSaw says – reply to this

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where is jen?
itZlau says – reply to this

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sooo thats why he dumped her.
OkWhat! says – reply to this

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John Gayer in those itty bitty shorts -jfdl-
Mike_Rotch says – reply to this

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did you look at the pics ahole? it was john mayer's cruise, not rosie's
notsofluffy says – reply to this

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perez ur so stupid…
now u think he's cool, and when i was with jen you thought he was a douchebag…
MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
notsofluffy says – reply to this

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* i = he
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Nice. First pics is totally gay, but nice legs.
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PP16WW says – reply to this

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Cause if you want love, We'll make it,Swim in a deep sea of blankets. 25
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Mario-when you said "Completley Gratitous" I thought you had a pic of "Melissa is always right"'s rack!Damn it!Curse you mario!
the last star says – reply to this

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THE VILLAGE PEOPLE ARE MISSING ONE OF THEIR MEMBERS!!!!
Major Dude says – reply to this

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yes, you should have gone on that cruise, then jumped off the side, thereby doing us all a HUGE favor…
just sayin'…

Mario, didja get some "strange teen peen" last night? still dribbling?
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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John looks so good! Damn Mario, he is the one that got away……
Nataliae says – reply to this

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Ugh…so friggin' hottt. & talented.
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan –
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EWWWW, I'd rip them off before I would ever want that fucking troll seeing them!!!!
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RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: Major Dude – Hahahaha-then numbnut could bunk with that rapper dude T.I. in jail!
Jona says – reply to this

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What a doucher!
Major Dude says – reply to this

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probably pretty hung over too, but Happy Birthday Party, EPIC as it was…

what's your favorite hangover cure, hair of the boy you bit? warm "jizzin' alka-seltzer", or felching your mate?
Listen To Mayday Parade! says – reply to this

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HOLY SEXY SLEEVE OF TATS
YUMMY
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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all i can say is omg and wtf?!?!
dena al says – reply to this

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what a tard-
Its Kim Bitches says – reply to this

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Gross he is not hot at all and jen is dumb as well for even being with such a douche of a guy.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – Hey, I'm looking up to you today (twice)!!!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Re: JigSaw – Re: RedWingsFan – Hola everybody! Slow day today……
**LondonHockeyGurL** says – reply to this

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You are a douche you hated when he was with Jen now that he is single you're in love with him again. I hope he kicks you're ass for the shit you said about him.
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – Re: BBBoricua – Hey guys!
XxXECBXxX says – reply to this

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gee perez make up your mind at first i thought u said he was a douche and didnt like him and now you do?
GodBlessPerez says – reply to this

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he looks stinki and also full of semen in the ears!°
Major Dude says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan – and good luck to them both! I guess Mario's had his "man wheaties" now and is ready to post…

hope there is some actual GOSSIP today… and not pasted from some other site… you know, celebrity juice, NOT FROM CONCENTRATE…

what happened to those days, Mario?
Hollywood* says – reply to this

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ew looks horrible in those shorts. go jen, she can do better!
Hmmmm.... says – reply to this

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Re: Mike_Rotch – #4 Good one!!!!!
careless says – reply to this

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i'm suprised you haven't talked about Miley Cyrus crying over a KCA.
She also has a twitter now!
You are loving it, ha Perez?
carolineyy says – reply to this

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ewwww hes sooo grosss
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – Hello!
sticky_and_sweet says – reply to this

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One day late! As usual Perez!
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – Slow day indeed! Except for that fucker StopHating09 that wants me to go to NY so it can kick my ass. I've so moved it by my posting abilities, its become obsessed. bahahaha
SheHasBigBoobs says – reply to this

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When I press on the link, "cruise," it goes to Tom Cruise!
Hmmmm.... says – reply to this

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Re: KastroMojo – FINALLY!!! The new avie!!! I approve…
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – #22 THAT'S BECAUSE I'M TWICE THE MAN YOU EVER MET!!!AND ALSO I'M VERY HUMBLE!!LOL.HOW ARE YOU TODAY MY RAINBOW ANGEL?
TwoGoofballs says – reply to this

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☺/
/▌
/ \ Now you're being nice to him? What's up with that?
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: KastroMojo – HELLO MY FRIEND .I SEE YOUR AVI IS ON CALL FOR LEONA!!!
Jori says – reply to this

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Why isn't that girl with the sunglasses looking at his ass??????
I know I would!!!
Nnnice!
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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Re: Hmmmm…. – Thanks! It takes so f**cking long around here.
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: SheHasBigBoobs – #37 THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY "BITCH"
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: Jori – #42 I'M NOT SURE BUT I THINK IT'S A GUY!!!
carolineyy says – reply to this

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WHAT. A. DOUCHEBAG.
NAlexis25 says – reply to this

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i don't find him attractive at all
JCPR says – reply to this

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not bad..
doobee says – reply to this

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Damn he is a hot muthafucka. LOVE LOVE LOVE the tattoos. Hate the shorts.
amandadixon420 says – reply to this

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OMG PEREZ IS SUCH A DOUCHE. HE GET SCOOPED ON HIS OWN BIRHTDAY STORY. HE KEEPS THE GOOD STUFF TO HIMSELF AND GIVES US THIS CRAP!!!!!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: KastroMojo – Hola mi Comandante! (your new avie is cool)
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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT –
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Re: the last star – Yeah!!! I'm good. Hope you are too!
notsofluffy says – reply to this

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Re: Jori –
you douchebag.
du1387 says – reply to this

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He's not even that hot!
Lisa W a Lil L says – reply to this

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Tell the story again, Perez, of when Mayer was french kissing you at that party…
He's a douche!
Cleopatra says – reply to this

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This young man is clearly appreciating his new found freedom. E N J O Y !!!!!!!
carolineyy says – reply to this

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and you thought he couldnt get more douche-y . . .
Osakhomen says – reply to this

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he's so hot… yum yum yum
RedApple says – reply to this

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A post on a Sunday! It seems like this site has become a 9 (or 10) to 5 weekday only job lately. Just a few years ago it was busy and original and almost around the clock!
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – Last Star may I say something to you and BBB? You talk really sweet to her. Some days I just smile. I think it's wonderful. BBB is very cool. Can't wait until May 15th. We met last weekend
it was very brief. But, I think you are very nice to BBB! Have a great day.
Just wanted to say hi. Hey to you too BBB!

Sheba,
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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Re: BBBoricua – Hey Beautiful!
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Hey Melissa they don't know about Grandpa~wink!
tk77 says – reply to this

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man he looks HOT.
Jones19 says – reply to this

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He's not hot…Ugly is more like it.
starmix18 says – reply to this

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Could this guy be more of a douchebag?
aj says – reply to this

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sumthin about this dude - oh yeah, the tats, the muscles, the singing. Id take a ride on that slug fo sho.
RobotEAThuman says – reply to this

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his lipz look sore n puffy.blo.me.down.mayer.
aj says – reply to this

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Re: KastroMojo – ahhhh!
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: sheba088 – #59 THANK TOU SHEBA088.THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.I APPRECIATE IT.HAVE A NICE (WHATS LEFT) OF THE WEEKEND!!!
mamajud says – reply to this

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Re: aj – 4 sure…..and we both have a better shot at it than mario ever will
exBFF says – reply to this

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where's a good iceberg or group of tanzanian pirates when you need them?
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Re: aj – Oh, sweetie I agree~ And, yes I miss Harry too.
YODA SPEAKS says – reply to this

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creepy, creepy and one more just creepy, no wonder Jen droped his weird ass…
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Re: sheba088 – Hi, sheba! Thank you so much, girl!
P.S. May 15th, already wrote it down!
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Re: aj – Hola!
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Re: sheba088 –
leo4211 says – reply to this

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he has the legs of an old lady
carolineyy says – reply to this

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look at those pale fucking legs- theyre pee wee herman legs
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Re: aj – Re: mamajud – Those tats, those legs, those shoulders…..as long as he keeps that trap shut, he is pretty damn hot!
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Re: leo4211 – Are you on crack?
Honey Simon says – reply to this

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oh so gorgeous, and just the right bit of crazy.
Lol Girl Loves Chuck says – reply to this

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Cool story bro…
Haagen-Dazs says – reply to this

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Those hot pants look ridiculous… I don't find him attractive at all…
carolineyy says – reply to this

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trying to be so cool with his sleeve- fuck you john mayer. i hate you.
carolineyy says – reply to this

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THAT is why jen broke up with him (top pic) . . .thats really awkward.
postme says – reply to this

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That picture in the shorts is a turn off he looks fruity. Now the second picture is much better. Id throw his ass on the floor and ….
Somebody Help Me Down Off This Pool Cue says – reply to this

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Number 1) Sooooooo Gay.
Number 2) Sooooooo not-all-that-goodlooking Gay.
Sherry says – reply to this

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Ewwwww.
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – how about you send a pick to me and rwf… we promise not to let anyone else have them
rated M for the QUEEN says – reply to this

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lmao he looks wasted
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I DIDN'T KNOW HIS WHOLE ARM WAS TATOOED! I'M NOT MUCH ON INK…BUT I'D LIKE TO LIP LOCK WITH THAT HUNK OF YUMMINESS ALL NIGHT LONG! I HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MEN! TEE HEE….I'M GAY.
carolineyy says – reply to this

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this fucktard finally managed to work off his 30 layers of fat
Snickers says – reply to this

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Panties all in a bunch about the picture on top, huh Perez?? He actually looks kinda hot in the picture where he's holding a guitar. Still a goofball blabbermouth weirdo tho.
fearnot says – reply to this

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Gay……
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – That sounds like an awesome idea!
stophating09 says – reply to this

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Lady Gaga's no pants thing is catching on.
DSummerfan says – reply to this

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He got fat for a while but I guess he is back in shape… he's hottie !
Onion says – reply to this

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aha…this dude is hilarious
pabst says – reply to this

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He's simply an ass.
grammar police says – reply to this

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I love how he doesn't take himself so seriously.
kathie! says – reply to this

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His arms are ok but he needs to work on those old lady legs.
He reminds me of one of those delusional high schoolers who think they will be popular if they are mean to people.
He acts like an ass so he can be in the news. Seems to be working for him on this site but he really is terribly insecure.
mztito says – reply to this

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IN THE NAVY!!
MiSzACE says – reply to this

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my God you are in love.