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Birthday party Saturday night was…..

BEYOND WORDS!!!!!!!!!

    Posted: Mar 29, 2009 at 5:35 am / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      Blah blah blah.



    2. 2

      You do realise noone cares anymore dont you????



    3. 3

      I see all your fans are swarming the site.



    4. 4

      oh come on… i wouldn't exactly call a birthday party that ended before 2 am epic…



    5. 5

      What is it now???? 350,000 unique posse members. LMFAO
      A year ago you were telling us it was over a million.
      Short memory tubby.



    6. 6

      Glad to hear you had a great time sweetie!



    7. 7

      Re: Taffernoodles – LOL - Good point my friend. He needs to go to some "serious" parties. LOL



    8. 8

      sick dude.



    9. 9

      So far there are 3 of us. Shit - that's a LOOONG way till we get the other 349,997 people here. C'mon people - stand up for Perez. LOL
      This should be good.



    10. 10

      Re: urastupidbitch12 – Are you 12????

    11. bobo says – reply to this


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      Happy Happy Birthday Perez!!!!! I hope you had a wonderful day - you're lookin' good!!! Keep it up!



    12. 12

      God Perez, this site has sunken so damn low. It's all about how R-Patz smells these days. You post a story about his body odour and then fuck off for the night.
      What happened to your "I update my site every twelve and a half minutes".



    13. 13

      woo happy burfday!



    14. 14

      hope you won't be too hung over to post anything Sunday during the day



    15. 15

      Re: slooshy – of course you probably wouldn't regardless seeing how the site has gone to shit anyway



    16. 16

      Re: montachirugui – And your fucking point would be?????

    17. epic says – reply to this


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      what? epic? hae?
      "you want it all but you can't have it.. it's in your face, but you can't grab it.."



    18. 18

      Re: montachirugui – Honey - you don't even have a point - you just haven't realised it yet.



    19. 19

      Happy Birthday Perez! Western Canada loves your $hit! Peace Baby!



    20. 20

      Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona –
      If you think this site suck soooo bad why do you even bother to come here no one cares about your opinion!

    21. J.Ken says – reply to this


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      Happy Birthday Perez!



    22. 22

      Re: F*ckmepumps – LOL - well you took the time to answer so you must care a little bit.
      To answer your question - I've been reading Mario's blog for a very long time - since PageSixSixSix days and as someone who was once an avid fan I am joining the ranks of the disconcerted and disillusioned who cannot believe that the man we once enjoyed has become a lame caricature of himself and serves up this daily crap and expects those of us who once lauded him to continue to do so.
      Call it buyers remorse.
      Call it what you want.
      I've invested the time and I'm more than entitled to my opinion.
      If you don't like it - too damn bad.
      Move on.



    23. 23

      Re: sUk YYyyEEEaaaaAATtTTTT!!! – I'm not sure what type of narcotics or hallucinagenics you've ingested but you're not as funny as you obviously think you are.

    24. modo says – reply to this


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      Who cares?!!! Are you a Hollywood Star? No? Shut up and stick to gossip we don't care about you.



    25. 25

      Haha, happy 31st birthday Mario!



    26. 26

      Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona – you're obviously a loser, since you keep responding to meaningless posts. why don't YOU eat shit?

      happy b-day perez. who gives a fuck what the haters say?



    27. 27

      Re: leeteukie – Sweetheart I'm the furtherest thing from a loser there is. But thank you - I enjoyed the laugh. (o:



    28. 28

      Happy Birthday Hunni glad u had a gr8 epic time hope u werent to hung over, ur lookig gr8 too, keep it up xxxxx always remember "Fashion Fades Style is Eternal-Yves Saint Laurent" xxx



    29. 29

      Re: sUk YYyyEEEaaaaAATtTTTT!!! – LMFAO Now I have a 15 year old telling me what to do???
      Get back to me when your balls drop honey - and I dont care if you're a girl - same applies.
      I'm out.
      Perez - happy 31st shithead.
      Spend some more time on your site and less time up GaGas ass.



    30. 30

      happy B-day, Perez! love ur site



    31. 31

      Feliz cumpleaños desde Puerto Rico, te vi en Chelsie on Friday and u look good…keep it up.. But I was surprise u didn't say anything about "the Pee-Wee Boricua" and the airplane..flying to Premio lo Nuestro in Miami… But anyway..when something soooo dramatic happens I will give u a call to your cueva…like Fred to Batman, or Robin,, w/e u like the most.

      All u fuckers fighting..GET A LIFE…if u don't have nothing to say or colaborate make UR OWN FUCKING BLOG ….



    32. 32

      Morning peeps……….and Hotties….. :o )



    33. 33

      Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona – Morning Hottie…..



    34. 34

      hope you had a good birthday xxx
      hating on those people who use your site but are so goddam rude!!



    35. 35

      Congrats, Perez. ^^

      Stay cool. :)



    36. 36

      Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona – a.
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      MUAH! Damn girl, you own this post!
      .
      .



    37. 37

      Re: F*ckmepumps –
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      NO, wrong. No one cares about YOUR opinions. Fucking p u s s y too afraid to spell out FUCK in your title? Scared Mommy will see it?
      .



    38. 38

      Re: leeteukie –
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      But she's helping your fucking bitch fag boy make a buck. Shut the fuck up!!!!!



    39. 39

      Re: Long Dong Connery – Good Morning! Where have ya been?



    40. 40

      lalalala,i'm celebrating to night,i just turned 16.



    41. 41

      Re: Canadian Diva – I am Canadian, I don't love his "$hit" Ever since he became a disgusting media whore who is worse than anyone he actually posts about



    42. 42

      who cares



    43. 43

      I WANT AN EPIC DRUNK VIDEO!!!!!!! YOU DO ROCK N I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!



    44. 44

      report some real news pls



    45. 45

      TO Mistress Says eat shit leona….If this site is such shit, WTF r u doing here stripper shoe ho?



    46. 46

      Re: killedpromqueen – um.. its perez, obviously not



    47. 47

      Perez i hope you had a great birthday :) And got some good presents :L



    48. 48

      ☆☆ IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! ☆☆



    49. 49

      Re: michellt – .
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      Read #39 fucktard
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      .



    50. 50

      Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona – You sound like a sad bitter old wanker sitting at home by yourself at 2am on the net waiting for perez to update his site.



    51. 51

      I'm glad you had a good time,
      xxx



    52. 52

      So I've just finished another day in my parasitical career spreading rumor and lies, trashing people's lives from a distance solely on hearsay and pap photos. Now, off to celebrate my birthday!

      Happy Birthday Perez!



    53. 53

      Awwww Poor Fatass, Can't even catch a break on his birthday, haven't you been getting warned about this happening? All of the nice decent guys are scared of you because of how mean you are in here towards any who dares go against you, I mean seriously, I hope someone does find you and beat's the hell out of you, and I hope there's tons of cameras around so I can laugh and laugh and say thats karma bitch !!
      PS it's my b-day too and I'm not a teenager, and well its 5:30 am here on the west coast. and I just got home, so yea LoL your party was epic alright, a epic FAILURE, just like you and this fucking site



    54. 54

      Mistress I am right there with you. I find myself pretty disappointed these days when I come to the site. First? Almost never.



    55. 55

      Re: kris1986 – .
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      Not everyone posting here is from the US. Ever think of that genius?



    56. 56

      Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona –
      You sound like a snobby old bitch who thinks they know everything but is secretly depressed that they will never be young again.
      -THE NEW GENERATION IS HERE!

    57. Laila says – reply to this


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      I love Perez and everything about this site!! Youre great Perez….if ppl really didnt care you then they wouldnt come on this site- and they certainly wouldnt post so many times. You are great!!!!



    58. 58

      post the christina aguilera pics! did she perform

      ???



    59. 59

      Fuck off loser!



    60. 60

      post xtina pics from the bday party



    61. 61

      Re: Peace_Kiss –
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      So maybe step up then new generation girl and start worrying more about how fucked this world is today and what you're going to do with your life and less about how you fucking think other people secretly feel.



    62. 62

      Did you Perez on Chelsey Handler's show Friday? I LOVED IT! Perez was being all "correct" and was trying to not say anything bad about anyone - and one of the other guys on the panel said "I LOVE THIS - YOU ARE BEING SO CONSIDERATE HERE, BUT YOU GO TO YOUR WEBSITE AND YOU TRASH PEOPLE DAILY AND DESTROY LIVES AND MAKE PEOPLE HATE THEM, BUT HERE YOU ARE LIKE "OH DON'T SAY THAT! WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE!"
      And Perez just sat there with his mouth open DUMBFOUNDED!

      LMFAOOOOOOO. Truer words could not have been thrown in that fat fucks face.



    63. 63

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIO PH!

      Geez all these negative Nelly's!

      Lighten up!!!!



    64. 64

      Re: kris1986 – haha! You are right.



    65. 65

      THANKS FOR INVITING ME FATASS BASTARD



    66. 66

      Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Can you crawl back into your cave now?



    67. 67

      happy birthday Perez



    68. 68

      noone cares…just do the celeb gossip. you are losing fans being so full of yourself.



    69. 69

      sometimes I want you to update more, but then I realize that you sleep. Do you think that sleeping is really necessary?



    70. 70

      Re: Nip Slip –
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      Wow, that was brutal. How long did it take for you to come up with that? Fuck off, you kids are fucking weak. I'm out of this hell hole but not because your scary cool intimidating ass says so…because I FUCKING WANT TO. GET IT, GOT IT, GOOD BITCH! Have fun kids.
      .
      .



    71. 71

      Perez, you should have blogged about the KCAs!
      I know its a kids event, but still!

    72. epic says – reply to this


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      hmh, to be honest, i don't know why i'm still here. someday i must have had fun reading this blog, but i can't remember. i only know now, that I'm slightly annoyed by gay people, cause i think that they're all selfish, infantile womenhater.
      but THANK GOD: the new generation is here - more women whose main goal is to be a playboy/pornstar, more women who will spit on human rights and more women who will forget what every once women fought for.
      HOORAY TO THE GAYS; WELCOME BACK PATRIARCHATE!
      (i know you'll never get it)



    73. 73

      Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – You are so very sad and pathetic. Sucks for you.



    74. 74

      if you guys don't like him then get off his site and get a life
      "mistress says" you're kind of pathetic you've posted like 20 comments on this

      HAPPY
      BELATED
      BIRTHDAY
      PEREZ!!!



    75. 75

      You're looking really rough for someone who's supposed to be only 31 years old. What's your real age tubby - 41, 51?



    76. 76

      Re: kris1986 – lol…so do you!!!



    77. 77

      Re: montachirugui – Re: sUk YYyyEEEaaaaAATtTTTT!!! – ***STAY IN SCHOOL*** y'all sound as smart as a box of hair!



    78. 78

      i hope you had an amazing birthday perez! :D xx



    79. 79

      Re: HeyJay469 – NO KIDDING!!!



    80. 80

      Re: Serena83 – OK..here's the thing…you are complaining about the inaccuracies of reports about people you don't even know, so why do you even care. This is entertainment, baby!



    81. 81

      Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Hey Hottie….I have been on days off….Today is my Monday….Any news on Moon, what about Harry????
      Fucking raining like a bitch today……..WTF……….. :o )



    82. 82

      Wake up you RATBASTARD MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      NEXT………….. HOMOTARD!!!!!!!!!!



    83. 83

      HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!!! mucho love :) .



    84. 84

      Perez got "cum" drunk.



    85. 85

      First off…Happy Birthday Perez!

      Secondly….seriously people if you want to trash talk him, start a fucking chat room. Don't sit here and curse at each other back and forth.

      Thirdly…Don't you people realize he has every right to go out and party!?!? It's his birthday! And so what he doesn't post that much on Sundays, I expect it, you should too. Everyone needs a break.



    86. 86

      no effing wonder you wouldnt post more news…



    87. 87

      Oh and Happy B-day Perez!



    88. 88

      UH SURE IT WAS…. THEN WHY WAS HE ON AIM ALL NIGHT FROM A COMPUTER???????



    89. 89

      Mario!!!! Wake up you flat faced shit pile……………



    90. 90

      Re: Wanna Milk Me? – Hey what up…….?
      And fucking right on Re: MalloryT – shut the fuck up!!!!



    91. 91

      Re: Melissa is always RIGHT –
      I could give a rats ass about how fucked up the world is.
      How about mind your fucking buisness and go play fucking sudoku hag.



    92. 92

      Re: epic – Epics right on MAN! congrats.



    93. 93

      Re: Melissa is always RIGHT –
      Dumb bitch. Don't tell me what to do. You think because your tits are saggy as fuck you can tell this perky breasted girl what to do?



    94. 94

      Glad to hear that you and your mom had a nice time.



    95. 95

      Happy 50th!!! Yay!!



    96. 96

      For the umpteenth time…YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY! Nobody cares about what you do, or your birthday. Quit whoring yourself out and do what you supposedly do best…dish the dirt on celbrities, not yourself.



    97. 97

      Re: Peace_Kiss – I love Perky…….Wink…… :o )



    98. 98

      Re: Irrumatio
      There is nothing "entertaining" about illiteracy and stupidity. Just sayin'……



    99. 99

      Re: aj – Morning Hottie…. :o )



    100. 100

      Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona – Perez has a life too, but he cares about the blog enough to come post at 2 am. I guess you don't have much of one if you have to read it every 12 minutes on a saturday night…?

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