What A Birthday Party!!!!!!

Wow. Wow. Wow.
Our 31st bday bash on Saturday night was the best birthday party we have EVER had!!!!!
The legendary Viper Room on Sunset Blvd was filled with our closest friends and family and some really good music!
Miz Christina Aguilera was our surprise performer for the evening, delighting the crowd with her fierce vocals and even fiercer divaliciousness!
The Jonas Brothers surprised Perez by presenting him with his birthday cake and an acoustic guitar signed by the group.
And, for the second year in a row, the a-m-a-z-i-n-g DJ Mighty Mi kept the energy high with his super skillful song selections!
Revelers included Amanda Bynes, Ashley Tisdale, Aubrey O'Day, Brittany Snow, Brittney Gastineau, Christina Aguilera, Cisco Adler, Dean and Dan Caten, Diane Warren, Doug Reinhardt, Dr. Luke, Emmy Rossum, Ferras, Heidi Montag, Jamie King, Jeppe, Jessica Stroup, Jonas Brothers, Kim Kardashian, Lacey Schwimmer, Meghan McCain, Meiko, Paris Hilton, Pia Glenn, Robin Antin, Ross Mathews, Salman Rushdie, Schwayze, Spencer Pratt, Steve-O and Tara Reid.
What an eclectic group of people, huh?????
Our 31st OMFG could not have been made possible without the help of Bruce Starr and everyone at BMF Media Group, Ben Russo and everyone at EMC PR and our amazing sponsors: 5 Gum, Alize, Belvedere IX, Café Bustelo, Cold Stone Creamery, Dos Equis, Fiji Water, FUZE Beverage, Gordon Ramsay's, Ookisa, Red Bull, The London Hotel, YMI Jeanswear and Zirh.
We almost had too much fun at our party! It was sad when it was over because it felt like it happened so quickly.
A few blinks later and the party was over!
But, it's special moments like our birthday bash that make all our hard work worth it, and it helps us to realize how lucky we are and how much we appreciate every moment.
Tomorrow is not guaranteed!
Make today Perezcious!!!!!
[P-Nasty's kilt by Rough Trade, boots by Doc Martens, and thanks to Johnny Wujek for helping us get the bow tie and the shirt (by Theory).]









































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Didn't you make fun of Jennifer Aniston for throwing herself a b-day party and now you do the same for yourself and we should think it was different? Fucking loser. No-one there is your friend. You have no friends.
Re: FAWK U –
okay seriously WHAT was salman rushdie doing at your party????
Re: sweetfreedom – He's still hiding from the islamic radicals who want to ice him.Mario's party is virtually the last place on earth they would set foot in!
What? No GaGa?
happy birthday perez xxxxxxx
a late Happy B-DAY from me…funny to see so many names on the list that get bashed by you that still partying with you…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-list — couldn't get anyone interesting? Just idiot reality show whores… Lame.
Happy belated birthday. Come to Tampa and we'll do lunch, okay?
WHAT THE FUCK FAT-ASS! I COME ON HERE TO CHECK CELEBRITY GOSSIP AND I GET ENDLESS FUCKING STORIES ABOUT YOUR HERPES JERK CIRCLE..SORRY, I MEAN YOUR BIRTHDAY..SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOURSELF ALREADY ASSSSS….WELL ACTUALLY IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANYWAY..NO ONE COMES ON HERE FOR YOU ANYMORE DICK..THE COMMENTERS HAVE TAKEN OVER! TIME FOR A NEW "JOB" YOU UGLY WILDEBEAST!
It must be so hard updating a website twice a day, Perez.
Perez, sweetheart, ignore the meanies who call you things like "famewhore" and other such rot. I'm a straight chick, and I love you, babe.
wtf is salman rushdie doing there?
That picture is absolutely GHASTLY!!!!!! Fuck!
Hi,
Strange things happen on this website. A few hours ago there were already 240 comments, right now there are only 188 comments. I made one, but it was not very symphatetic to Perez and it was not published at all. Basically what I said was that I read perezhilton.com for the last 3-4 years, however the story about the party made me think. Perez is a sellout. How can he have a cake and eat it too? He is supposed to write bitchy nasty comments about celebrities (that was his goal many years ago) but now he became chummy chummy with them at his BIG EVENT, his birthday party. How can you write real true nasty stories about somebody you just kissed on the cheek at your "fabulous" party? You cannot be objective any more because you want to kiss celebrites' ass. You want to become a media mogul like Oprah and have a music show, a book, a book party, etc, always surrounded by celebrites. That's who you want to be. You don't want to be "perezhilton" you were at the beginning. I am dissappointed.
Andre
Dubai
who cares?
CHACE!!!!
Wow. I wouldn't be interested in partying with ANY of those people.
puto
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – Were you hurt as a child?
Well, I guess Perez will be nice in his blog with the guests listed below because they attended his party…I wonder who didn't accept the invitation. I guess we'll find out by seeing who he's mean to. Once again, here's the list of those who will get good treatment over the next year.
Amanda Bynes, Ashley Tisdale, Aubrey O'Day, Brittany Snow, Brittney Gastineau, Christina Aguilera, Cisco Adler, Dean and Dan Caten, Diane Warren, Doug Reinhardt, Dr. Luke, Emmy Rossum, Ferras, Heidi Montag, Jamie King, Jeppe, Jessica Stroup, Jonas Brothers, Kim Kardashian, Lacey Schwimmer, Meghan McCain, Meiko, Paris Hilton, Pia Glenn, Robin Antin, Ross Mathews, Salman Rushdie, Schwayze, Spencer Pratt, Steve-O and Tara Reid.
hahahah perez you look like kate!! from jon and kate plus 8 !!!!!! hahahahahhahah!!!!! you wish you had a va jay jay perez….
Salman Rushdie? At YOUR party? Wow…..I'm speechless.
Re: Long Dong Connery – england darling and yourself?
WOW A VERITABLE PARADE OF Z LISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
what a group of LOSERS.
Damn where was the Taliban when we really needed them to blow up a building? That would've gotten rid of 100 tons of shit, douche and STDs in one worthless bang.
A bunch of kiss ass nobody's came to your birthday……priceless!
SALMAN RUSHDIE?? wtf hahaha
and i love how you despise about 70% of the people on that list…
who the hell let heidi and spencer douche in??? anyway happy 31st perez! maybe you'll get laid this year by someone besides teddy
Well thats just great, I was just getting ready to eat my lunch when I see Perez's fat old ass looking ready to rape Chace Crawford. Now I am officially not hungry anymore. Thanks Perez you douche! Poor Chace!!!!
Nice tits, Perez.
BTW, did you have to slip something into his drink or was the anal consensual?
LUV you too, birthday boy.
Awesome!! Ur so lucky =3 I hope your next one is even better
OK first off about HALF of those people you regularly trash as loser Z-listers but they are a-Okay if they come to your party huh? That's how it goes? I would not brag about those losers. They only went to get in your good graces so you can put shit up about them. For someone who claims to be so real and about openness you are a total fraud hypocrite.
SURPRISING TO ME THAT XTINA STILL TALKS TO YOU CONSIDERING YOU WERE THE ONE THAT STARTED THE WHOLE FAKE CRAP THAT SHE COPIES THAT HACK GAGA!
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sounded fun. I saw the video of JB getting everyone to sing to you, then kev giving you the guitar, and you saying thanks even though you cant play the guitar, and then Paris was fawning over them lol! ah well =)
I don't get it!
Why did you invite people you don't like? Aubrey O'Day, Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, Spencer Pratt, and Tara Reid.
You make fun of them but then they come to your birthday and it's awesome? And you're happy they're there? Only when it's about you, you love it.
You're such a two-faced asshole!!!
Do you even write it anymore? SO many spelling mistakes and inaccurate facts.
Funny how all you do is talk about D and Flisters on your site and yet that's mostly who you got to show up at your Birthday party. How sad I feel for you Perez. On second thought, nope, I don't feel sad for you.
happy birthday perez! love ya!
-jes
YEAH! Christina DOES have a FIERCE VOICE
she is the FUCKING BEST EVERRRRR
Dude that's a lot of peeps for such a small place. I have been there, first time I was amazed at how small it is. lol I even got to go to the VIP section and it to was dinky.
Happy Belated Bday.
Re: andre.lempicki – Dude, I said almost the exact same thing on page 2. Isn't this fuckhead a hypercritical sellout? I haven't read his website as long as you, but I have been reading Mario's sight for about 2 years. Since then, I have noticed over the past year or so that the quality of this site and the content in it has rapidly declined. Perez went from being a tell it like it is blogger to "I'll say whatever you'd like so long as your my friend…" semi-blogger. He only talks shit about people that he's never met or someone who doesn't want to put up with his shit. You know that if Jennifer Aniston called him today and asked him out to dinner, he'd fucking go ANDA would say how wonderful she is the very next day. He also talks so much shit about these people but when he's confronted face-to-face, he's like, "I don't know what you're talking about…let's be friends, yay!". He reminds me of those high school bitches that talked all this shit but did NOTHING. What a fucking douche this guy is.
Re: JiLLianKyLe – ol, this girl is so mad xtina performed, get over it honey, your jealousy is insane. all you do is cry f brit isn't getting attention, grow uo, brits daddy wouldn't let her out