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Alba Is Moving, YAY!

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What a nice way to start the week!

It looks like Jessica Alba and her hubby, Casshole Warren, might be moving to New York City - soon.

On Sunday, the couple went looking for apartments around the city, making multiple stops at several buildings in Manhattan.

The two met with different realtors and looked at several properties under construction.

The quicker they get out of Los Angeles, the better it will be for everyone - them and us!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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43 comments to “Alba Is Moving, YAY!”



  1. 1

    will you move too? bottom of the ocean?



  2. 2

    'Casshole Warren'
    Lol Girl is not amused.



  3. 3

    Re: JigSaw
    LOL



  4. 4

    How about you move off the fucking planet and make it better for all of us you fat fucking piece of shit.

  5. tasha says – reply to this


    5

    I'm sure she feels the same way about you perez. Your starting to hate on more celebs then you actually like. Other then the young boys of course. If you think any of the hasbeen celebs that kiss your ass actually like you think again.



  6. 6

    whoo…



  7. 7

    2nd!! and i love her! i



  8. 8

    No! Not here!!!



  9. 9

    It's bad enough the TROLLSENS are here trying to get credibility which will NEVER happen!



  10. 10

    New york will chew those two up and spit them right back into the town for shoulda-coulda-woulda been a has beens. Perez, your bday pics are so hot I just had to cool myself down with a icy shower! xoxo



  11. 11

    Fuck that! We don't want her here in NY either!



  12. 12

    How exactly is this better for LA? Or is it just better for you because thats one less person that you have to envy?



  13. 13

    Ughhhhh PLEASE stay on the west coast and away from my city. It's bad enough my neighborhood has become overcome with paparazzi. F'ing attention whores.



  14. 14

    Haha, you do mean, Jessica (don't call me Latina) Alba - it just came back to me why your really dislike this girl!



  15. 15

    Not fair!!!!! We don't want her here either!!!!!!!!!!!!



  16. 16

    "The quicker they get out of Los Angeles, the better it will be for everyone - them and us!"

    Seriously? Either you are the most ridiculous person, or people in LA need to know it's statements like this that make the rest of the country to continue to laugh at them. Grow up!



  17. 17

    OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE OCTOMOM!!! SHE SERIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE HER…



  18. 18

    I Wood



  19. 19

    Re: That Cat

    then again… we laugh at NY, too.



  20. 20

    ************* ALBA AKA OCTOFREAK…LOOK AT THE LIPS AND FACE…**

    FREAKY SIMILARITY



  21. 21

    why, did they live next to you? if not,what the hell is the problem-did they hold up your reservations at restaurants or take your parking spots? what's it matter where they live? jets take you anywhere in a few hours.



  22. 22

    What kind of stance is that? lol looks like shes do a jig…hahah



  23. 23

    Uccch stay where the fake people belong… NY does not want you!



  24. 24

    ugh whatever, nyc's the perfect place for her, no one will give a shit about her existance here.



  25. 25

    Re: JigSaw – FUCK
    .
    I forgot to edit the word in my first post - will try again.
    .
    .
    OH I'LL HELP HIM, I CAN MAKE THE CEMENT S H O E S
    .



  26. 26

    GREAT SHE CAN TELLS FACTS ABOUT NEUTRALITY AND WWII… NOT THAT ANY OF US NEW YORKERS GIVE A FUCK!

  27. DaLa says – reply to this


    27

    Perez can only dream of getting close enough to even a B-lister like Alba to be personally bothered by her. Her departure will have as much affect on his daily life as it will on mine, NONE.



  28. 28

    Um…ya because they are such a Nuisance to you, eh Perez?? I love your blog - you're hilarious. But stop hating on people who you know are hot! She's utterly flawless - which is why you dislike her so much.
    she's never done anything to you and neither has her husband.
    All they do is live their life.



  29. 29

    really sure you can afford to live in her neighourhood get a life tubby



  30. 30

    we dont want that bitch here. she can go back to LA with her loser husband



  31. 31

    Why do you care so much? It's gotten to the point where you hate almost everyone in Hollywood, with the exceptions Katy Perry and GaGa. You were never quite this bitchy before. What's going on?



  32. 32

    that's cool in don't live in N.Y and really think about it pep's the REAL actors, the oscar winning ones more than likely they live in N.Y , cause christ forbid them to live ANYWHERE else!!!!!!!!!!!!



  33. 33

    As long as she keeps her ass out of Texas im good.



  34. 34

    Why do you say that? I'm sure there are a whole lot more people that would like you to move (in front of a speeding Mac truck) than would ever want Jessica Alba to move. In other words speak for yourself.



  35. 35

    Uh New York doesn't want your ass Jessica. Beat it sister!!



  36. 36

    She's married to Carlos from Desperate Housewives?



  37. 37

    Is Cashole wearing her coat? He's a HOT MESsSsSsss



  38. 38

    why do people think she is gods gift? she is average at best. i thought she was hot 12 yrs ago same with angelina jolie and mandy moore now not so much, i think entertainment media needs to learn to move on to the next best thing every 2 to 3 years. i bet they will be up megan foxes @ss for the next 12yrs.i'm a man i think a girl is hot for only a couple years then i move on.



  39. 39

    Re: pearlnecklace – That's exactly what I was Thinking. Ha!Ha! That's just too funny. Maybe it's his grannys coat.



  40. 40

    i fail to care



  41. 41

    NOT COOL TO BE USING EVERY REALTOR IN TOWN. PICK ONE.



  42. 42

    that's cause they hate the L.A. photags. i wish they would stay on the west coast. we already have tom brady and his bitch on the east. how much more can we take over here?

  43. Laxer says – reply to this


    43

    Maybe they should look in Switzerland…..er, Sweden…..no, Switzerland.