Bruno Gets An NC-17!
The first cut of Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno has - not surprisingly - received an NC-17 rating from the MPAA society.
Among the "objectionable" scenes is "one in which Bruno — a gay Austrian fashionista played by Baron Cohen — appears to have anal sex with a man on camera. In another, the actor goes on a hunting trip and sneaks naked into the tent of one of the fellow hunters, an unsuspecting non-actor."
Because scenes of graphic violence are a-okay, but you can't let the kiddies know that people are - gasp! - naked under their clothes!!!
Universal refuses to release the movie with an NC-17 rating, so Baron Cohen will have to return to the editing room to make the appropriate cuts.
After all, they still need to make money off of the unrated DVDs!
While some sources are saying that Baron Cohen is struggling to re-edit the movie to conform to the MPAA's inconsistent ratings systems, another source is saying that the filmmer is just fine because "With the quantity of material available, I cannot foresee a problem. It's not even April and the film comes out July 10 so it's nonsense to say there's a struggle of any kind."
We don't doubt that Sacha will be able to appease the MPAA while still getting his point across.
Just look at Borat!
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Indiana Jones and His Son
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
ALL TOGETHER NOW…..
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – my ears….. Sorry….
ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Re: Long Dong Connery –
LOL
Sorry, i'll stop it now
x
I love Sacha!
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UGHH Because it's too good to miss out on:
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OMFGG FUCKING FIRSTTTTT! BOOOOOOYAH!
sasha baron cohen is a comic genius…i love his utter disregard for making people squirm in their seats. the stuff that he does is soo original and unexpected not to mention fuckin hilarious. so what if a couple of uptight suits are uncomfortible with other sexualities…its fuckin 2009, we realize that, oh gasp, the are gay people in this world too… omg! 2 snaps the cohen and his outlandish characters!
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – I heart U!!!! LOL
mom must be so proud of him
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT –
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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I've fucking lost it. lOVE YOU TOOO!
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If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
CHUCK NORRIS!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
CHUCK NORRIS!
I ain't afraid of no MARIO.
I ain't afraid of no MARIO.
If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can you call?
CHUCK NORRIS!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call?
CHUCK NORRIS!
I ain't afraid of no MARIO.
I ain't afraid of no MARIO.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – you getting paid to write that?
i'll go see it anyway. I'm so sick of that prudish MPAA. They will let the most crazy violence get by with a PG-13 but show a flash of Male nudity and it gets an NC-17. Apparently they think that all kids will have their ears cut off or be shot int he face but don't think they will ever be naked.
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – It doesn't take much to lose it around here!!!! Keep going though, you are cracking me up!
NC-17 = $$$$$
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The best way to get buzz going about your movie is great publicity (such as the NC-17). How many of you lemmings will now go see it?
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT –
LOL Not alot people are posting, are they?
O well. Theres always time for my bullshit:
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
Re: Bushwack –
Not true actually. NC-17 movies tend to get no publicity whatsoever, and most theaters will not show it. They make up an extremely minuscule part of box office business. Only two NC-17 ever have actually broken the 10 million mark.
bahahaha sooo funny!
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck – Haaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Wenchtits –
Do you know that the 2 films are?
:)
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck –
*what*
I thought that was Freddy Prince Jr.!
Sacha is a riot!!! Can't wait too see Bruno!!!
bruno is SCREWED (LITERALLY)
Re: JigSaw – no, and whats it to you if i were, jealous?
FUCKTARD WILL HOPEFULLY KEEP THAT RATING.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – not at all, you are sounding like you are his agent..
It's amazing how the MPAA treats violence less severe than nudity. Look how many kids are taking guns to school.
Re: JigSaw – no but if i were id do a fantastic job at it like everything else in my life!
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck –
Showgirls and Henry & June. And even at 20 mil. Showgirls was considered a bomb.
its all because they have some asshole charlie church on the mpaa committee. he will end up having to probably cut out the funniest sequences.
THAT UNSUSPECTING, NON-ACTOR HUNTER NEEDS TO PRESS CRIMINAL SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGES ON BORAT AND SUE HIM FOR PROFITTING BY SEXUALLY EXPLOITING HIM!!!!
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THIS GUY EXPLOITS PEOPLE VULGARLY FOR MONEY!!!
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HE IS NOT FUNNY AND CANNOT WRITE ANY MATERIAL SO HE WAGS HIS DICK AT PEOPLE AND CALLS IT COMEDY!!!
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IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE MOLESTER DIRTBAG THAT EXPOSES HIMSELF TO LITTLE KIDS IN PARKS. EXCEPT THAT BORAT THEN MAKES MILLIONS BY BELITTLING AND HUMILIATING OTHER PEOPLE!!
cant fucking wait
The First Amendment is being held hostage. This is censorship. Sadly, the filmmakers will capitulate.
"Borat" was a scream. Let's hope Azamat (Ken Davitian) is in "Bruno," too.
Yeah, just what I want my kids to see at the movies - two guys having anal sex. Yup.
Wanna go see it when it comes out? I'll pick you up
Re: UrMajestyMsG – ok i just threw up a little bit. how full are you of yourself? wtf?
Hope they don't cut Paul Barba's part, he is soooo hott!!
Why is this shit considered entertainment?
Crank it up SCOOTER!
Re: JigSaw – im just a confident person…and i have every reason to be…im not perfect, but its really close…sorry if that seems arrogant, im not tryin to sound that way, its just a fact…i just excell at everything i do, sorry if thats offensive to u.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – whatever floats your boat, you believe what you want
Re: JigSaw – i know rite?!?!? lolol XD
wow! well at least i now know how far u have to go to get an nc-fucking 17 RATING!!! holy mother….thats insane!! XD
Re: aj – omg seriously! lolol XD