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On Sunday, cops were called to a home in Walkersville, MD, to investigate reports of a burglary.
The victim accused his father, Michael E. Shoemaker, and younger brother of breaking into his house and stealing his dog.
WTF? Why???
Apparently, the 42-year-old dad then said he'd return later to burn the house down.
The crazy-ass, pictured above, was charged with Threat of Arson because of his stupid remarks.
The victim's younger brother was charged with Burglary and Theft.
It gets better, though!!!!
While the cops were still at the house, 66-year-old Robert S. Shoemaker, the victim's grandfather, arrived and according to cops became disorderly.
That's when he was also arrested and charged with Disorderly Conduct and Resisting Arrest.
Three generations of Shoemakers were taken to jail.
Such a classy family!!!!!!
Pampers Never Made Nadya No Stinkin' Offer!
Gavin DeGraw Loses The Ever-Present Hat!
HOLY FUCK!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Crusty the Clown's long lost son….
White trash at it's finest…takes one to know one I always say
Side show Bobs hick brother Mike Shoemaker!
hahahaha these people are the definition of trash.
Oh I can't wait to hear the comments on this one!! LOL
Celebrity gossip does not equal stories about dumb-ass hill people.
handsome grrrrrr!
That is how we roll in Maryland. So sad.
Imagine being that guys child. So fucking creepy hahaha.
Mario's "Very Close" Uncle Mikey!
What an unfortunate head he's got!
fucking sexy. hook it up.
Re: Zac – That's a mean thing to say about Mario's uncle!
Re: pabst – !!
WTF! Poor Krusty the Clown!!!
Re: pabst – Hey!!! and true…..
OMFG i'll shit in my pants if he broke into my house!
he's like the bad clown in airbud!
He kinda looks like Larry the Stooge, but Larry was much classier.
Re: BBBoricua – Re: aj – Hiya
!!! I had a working weekend.
Perez's newest lover since John Gayer?
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IS THAT LEONA'S DADDY????????????
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What a Bozo… literally.
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – actually, I think that IS Leona!!!
Bookim Danno!!!
Re: aj – LMAO!!!
Good eveningRe: aj – Re: guilty of being white – Re: pabst – Re: BBBoricua – Re: RedWingsFan – Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – GOOD EVENING ALL!!! ARGHHH!!!!
Hellooooooo! Walkersville, MD is almost as bad as Glen Burnie. How can that guy be 42 years old? Seriously?? In dog years? Jeez.
DAYUM!!!!
How Gratious is he??? LOL
Hey all,
I am related to the one in the picture. Awesome?
HAHAHA I actually live in Walkersville, Md, and yes 98% of the people here DO look like this… that's why I am leaving this hell hole of a town. It is also one the biggest KKK populations in the country.. yes I hate it here!!!
Re: aj –
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Do you think that is divine enough to be Leona? I don't know…..tough call.
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Re: jkthm5 – Are you Leona's bastard child?????
OH LEONA!! lookie! it's your son!!
He was great in the first Harold and Kumar movie.
in defense of my beloved state most of us are not crazed farm folk….
Re: Sensitivity – arghhh!!
Re: Sensitivity – Hello, Sensitivity! Good to see you!
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – No, actually I just found this site on google. Don't know who Leona is.
WTF??
I smell a "separated at birth" coming…maybe John C. Reilly?
Re: Sensitivity – HI!!!
Re: Wanna Milk Me? – Arghh!! whats been happening.No Harry?
WTF??? I grew up in that small hick town and am proud to say I didn't know the Shoemakers! But the next time I'm back in the 'ville I will keep my eye out for a guy that looks like a Snow White Dwarf!!!
OMG!!! I live in this town, this was in our paper! I promise we don't all look like bozo the crazy clown. You should come visit and I can take you to meet this super fun family… LoL!!
Ahhhh!! Scary!
blotterman.com - the perezhilton of police blotters
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – I just came back from The Smoking Gun! You called that shit dawg! That IS Leonas fucking father!!!!!
L M F A O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inbreed much???
Re: aj – LOL!!!
LMAOOOO
These comments are so funny. I love you guys.
Re: jkthm5 – You are sooo lucky you don't!
Re: aj – She has the same hairdo…..
Re: DeAnnaUnDead – You're incorrect, Walkersville does not have the largest KKK population in the county. That reward is still way up in the hill country, lets not give our lil town any worse a reputation then it might already have…
I always wondered why white trash also looks like white trash. They not only is, they also look like it. It's almost like their behavior determines their look somehow.
TEE HEE. TRAILER TRASH PEOPLE ARE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THEY'RE ALWAYS ACTING UP AND GETTING INTO MISCHIEF!!
Re: Sensitivity – How's the pirate bussiness these days?
Oh Leona, now we have met your Mother and Father darling! Air kisses, little tranny in a bubble, now we understand. The true posse owns your ass now dear.
Re: Sensitivity – argh matey!! harry be banned…..
wonder if he's got the wild bush thang going on in his levis???
Thanks, ever so, Perez! Another classic posting of Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightmares.
OMFG! If I look that bad in 6 years I will slit my throat. Livin hard ain't good fer ya!
Re: Sensitivity – Let ty banned too.
Re: Wanna Milk Me? – Harry come back now!!!!!
Re: RedWingsFan – Good as gold Mr. Detroit!! I see that Mario is as lazy as usual!!
Is that the 42 year old, or the 66 year old.
Rough!!!
IT'S MISTRESS OUT OF DRAG DARLINGS!!!
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#1, Hey skank!
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LG OWNED THEN SOLD YOU TRASH!
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Re: jimmyjazz – #56.
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KISSES HANDSOME!!!
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lame, lame lame, EXCEPT FOR DARLING JIMMY!!!
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Yeah i live like 5 mins from there and this type of shit always happens.
Wow….I def went to Walkersville High…and the Shoemaker's have a big ass family from what I remember…and my uncle dated a cousin of theirs. That's embarassing!!
Oh yeah, and the town is in Frederick County…which does have one of the biggest KKK followings and the nick name is "Fredneck"
I'm from Walkersville… This is so embarrassing…
OH AND DID LG SAY "TYPICAL BREEDER?"
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I'm from walkersville and this is pretty sad to see. Yes we do have people like this there but not everyone is. It is a nice area and i love it. Dont judge untill you've actually been there. and no We are not big on the KKK thank you
Re: LG is simply…AMAZING! – looky who's here!! im so fake sorry about your mom and dad girl/boi!! how embarrasing!! go ahead and hang yourself with pink satin sheets now, muah!! darling!!
Re: LG is simply…AMAZING! –
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I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT A DELUSIONAL FUCKING FREAK YOU ARE!
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YOU HONESTLY THINK PEOPLE BUY YOUR LAME ACT? OTHER THAN THE BUNNY?
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YOU OWNED NO ONE BITCH, DUDE, FUCK, WHATEVER YOU FUCKING ARE!!!!
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Re: Nicole5t – She's right. But two towns nearby are pretty well known for their KKK population…
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #76.
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WHO CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY…WHORE?
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AND YOU'RE SIMPLY BENEATH ALL CONTEMPT DEAR AND NEED TO HIDE THAT FACE.
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LG IS BACK, BETTER THAN EVER, AND THOSE WHO CAN'T APPRECIATE THE DIVINITY THAT IS LG CAN JUST, YOU KNOW, DEAL WITH IT!!!
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where are the Hatfields when you need them?
Re: jimmyjazz – bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?
Re: joebuckyourself – pretty sure he gots a possum down thare!
Re: LG is simply…AMAZING! – that's it?? that's all you got? calling out my avie is pointless dear. Its lame and spineless, just like you Mario.
omg, i can't stop! see the white spots in his eyes…that means the shades are up, but there's nothing there. you can see it, totally blank. scary. they can't track down people commenting here can they? it'd be a challenge, but darn if i'd like a few of them at my doorstep taking my animals and causing all kinds of mental anguish, not to mention potential life threatening injury or madness. may be contagious, never know. shit, they got to me, i'm obsessed. you did say house, not trailer right? betcha they'll be getting some nice cards and letters from some real classy ladies just looking for these kinds of fellas. what jail? need help now.
Re: LG is simply…AMAZING! – DIVINITY?…LOL BITCH ASS TRANNY! PUHLEEZE! YOU'RE A FUCKING FREAK! A WANNABE WOMAN WITH A TWIG!!! YOU AND MARIO HAVE VAGINA ENVY AND NEED TO GET THE FUCK OVER IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING HATER…PERIOD!
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RESPOND HOWEVER YOU WANT TO MANSHE BUT THE FACT REMAINS…I HAVE WHAT YOU COVET! HAHAHAHAHA ASSHOLE!
haha.. yea this place is pretty bad. we are in fredneck county, and yes, we do have a rather large Klan following… thurmont, rocky ridge, woodsboro, not to mention union bridge. Im not a born resident here…THANK GOODNESS. And I am proud to say I am bustin' out of walkersville… I feel sorry for those who love the local mud-bogging team….
Perez is that you???? Bad hair must run in the family!!
2 words. TRAILER. TRASH.
i sadly happen to live in the town of walkersville, and again, sadly, happen to know this family. this actually happens to be the least worst thing they've done in awhile. this family is trash. white trash. please dont judge the whole town from this. we keep these rednecks in a small corner.
Dude, I'm from Walkersville, MD… this is the BEST!
WORK THAT CAMERA BABY!
Re: LG is simply…AMAZING! – please, all you "own" is a shopping cart under the interstate overpass.
Re: LG is simply…AMAZING! – another thing, can't your sorry tranny ass come up with some new material? you spew the same bullshit on every post you comment on.
He totally looks like Jiggle Billy from ATHF!!!
Jeff Foxworthy will never run out of material with this group.
Thats you in a few years.
Proof that Hillbillies still exist! I'm from the south, and they actually DO exist, in rural, woodsy and mountainous areas all across the country. I work in a city surrounded by rural communities near a national forest. We get them crawling in out from under their logs. Just this past weekend, we had a woman who wanted to return a used toilet seat, without a receipt and then go off the deep end when we wouldn't give her money back for it. I even hired one for 3 weeks, an 18 year old kid, because I felt sorry for him. Early last week, he didn't show up for work or didn't call in. I scraped him off the scedule. Then he shows up to pick up his last paycheck and CLOCKS IN to do it. We have to keep them in the system until they get that last check, then they are deleted. But I never thought of a terminated person CLOCKING IN to pick up a check. He came back yesterday to explain how his mother had lost her job for having 3 flat tires in one week and neither of them had any minutes on their phones to call in to work with. Now they were going to starve. I know it sucks being poor, but not my problem…go home and starve in your mud lil redneck hillbilly. Go shoot a wild boar or something.
I'm from Walkersville and it's not entirely horrible. Just this family is crazy as shit. They do not represent the entire population. As travis87 said, we keep all the rednecks in their own small, little corner.
Holy Shizzle! I live in Walkersville, MD and I've NEVER seen a hill billy quite like that before! Thanks for the head's up Perez…best news yet!
CREEEPY!!!