Mugshot Hall Of Fame
On Sunday, cops were called to a home in Walkersville, MD, to investigate reports of a burglary.
The victim accused his father, Michael E. Shoemaker, and younger brother of breaking into his house and stealing his dog.
WTF? Why???
Apparently, the 42-year-old dad then said he'd return later to burn the house down.
The crazy-ass, pictured above, was charged with Threat of Arson because of his stupid remarks.
The victim's younger brother was charged with Burglary and Theft.
It gets better, though!!!!
While the cops were still at the house, 66-year-old Robert S. Shoemaker, the victim's grandfather, arrived and according to cops became disorderly.
That's when he was also arrested and charged with Disorderly Conduct and Resisting Arrest.
Three generations of Shoemakers were taken to jail.
Such a classy family!!!!!!
Pampers Never Made Nadya No Stinkin' Offer!
Gavin DeGraw Loses The Ever-Present Hat!
Was he also at your birthday party?
He could play Larry in the new Three Stooges movie. A scary Larry, but Larry nonetheless.
family reunion time
Amazing thing is that this tiny town has produced three people on this site claiming to be from there…what does that tell you about the caliber of Perez readers? Look at the pic again…I know at least one of those readers is a Shoemaker. Shut off the computer and go get your grandpappy out of jail.
PLEASE DO NOT LET MADONNA see this picture, it will get her all hot and juicy?
Re: LG is simply…AMAZING! – KISSES TO YOU TOO SWEETIE PIE! I WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE TODAY.
THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THAT MUG SHOT WILL HUNT ME IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: Laxer – I can happily say that I have no relations in this town. I only live here because I had a job here. Realizing how backwoods this town is, I asked to be relocated. I am actually more surprised that people in this town have internet access, and actually know what perezhilton.com is, lol. And I would like to add that as much as I bash Walkersville, I honestly haven't seen any trailerparks. Sems like most of these people have families that lived here their entire lives and homes get passed down through the generations. I mean, these people think Frederick is a big city, LOL.
WTF?
No bullshit, i got locked up in a holding cell with this guy for a traffic violation.
same night he got that picture taken
i live right near this place. and they are our school rivals.
the sad thing is that this is a normal outfit for walkersville.
its a little country town.
they even had crap in their water a couple of months back.
it was DISGUSTING.
omg i actually kno this guy he is crazy he told me that he pulled his hair out the sides like that just for the mug shot but holy fuck how the fuck did he get on here
Re: tamar – u just kno the right people like i do cuz i kno this guy good ol mike is nuts and when i read the he said he will be back to burn the house down i just started rolling on the ground because that is something that he would say