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Nick Cannon Buys Mariah A Puppy To Placate Her Uterus

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A cute present or a distraction from actual baby-making?

For the miracle that is their 1 year anniversary, Nick Cannon bought his sugar mama wife, Mariah Carey, "a short-haired Jack Russell terrier — a girl, named Cha-Cha. She's 8 weeks."

In a new interview, Cannon laid the cheese on thick, gushing that being married to Mariah is "the most amazing thing ever. I couldn't wish for anything else. She's the most incredible woman. Being in a strong union and being there for each other is something that I'd never really experienced before, so to experience it with my wife is remarkable. We're together as one, and that's important to me."

What Cannon actually meant was "We're together as one, and I love spending her money, and that's what's important to me."

He hinted that their anniversary plans might include finally taking the honeymoon they didn't get to back when they got married last year.

When asked about babies, Cannon just laughed…and laughed and laughed.

[Image via WENN.]

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57 comments to “Nick Cannon Buys Mariah A Puppy To Placate Her Uterus”



  1. 1

    what a retard. send me some cash, yo!!



  2. 2

    Awwww thats sweet {BARF}



  3. 3

    I thought she was pregnant?



  4. 4

    Re: Wanna Milk Me? – Can I play with your teets?



  5. 5

    Too bad I would rather have babies!



  6. 6

    She's too into herself to have a baby.



  7. 7

    Gag. I'm sickened by the display of fake lust by these 2 morons. I would rather watch Perez and Teddy make sweet, sweet love. Yeah, I would….



  8. 8

    I really hope she never has kids! She seems way to selfish to be a good mother!



  9. 9

    I'm actually surprised that it's lasted this long.
    Good for them.



  10. 10

    Re: Leon – Perez and Teddy make love every night after the last post. you can set your clock to it!



  11. 11

    Lol I have a chihuahua named ChaCha



  12. 12

    Having kids would mean spending money, not on Mariah.
    Now thats something she couldn't possibly allow…



  13. 13

    Mom, stop keeping tabs on me! I swear, me and Sweetpiece have only maturbated to pics of Obama, once today. I swear mom. Oh, and we got stoned. But that doesn't matter because we don't have jobs. Right? I mean, don't be a square.



  14. 14

    Leon's mom says – reply to this DAMN I THOUGHT SWEET-DISEASE'S MOMMA WAS UGLY BUT LG'S MOMMA IS DRAGGED THE FUCK OUT! JAJA



  15. 15

    #4 hell yea. milky is on fire today with all the teat/nipple action coming her way!!



  16. 16

    Awwwww, that's nice…
    next



  17. 17

    At least we agree about Teddy and Mario. Although, I think the peanut butter fetish is out of control now.



  18. 18

    HOLY CRAP MARIAH IS SO FUGLY

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    19

    I think it's completely unfair to imply he's in it for the money. With equal rights, we have to treat everyone the same. Why can't a woman make more then her husband without him being labelled a golddigger? It's 2009, time for opinions to change.



  20. 20

    Re: Leon – ARE YOU GOING TO MASTURBATE OVER PICS OF THE NEW OBAMA DOG LIKE MARIO DOES WITH TEDDY'S PICS? MARIO EVEN MADE A SEXY DOGGY CALENDAR!



  21. 21

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – Yeah like fo real yo. I mean, she be like fugly and shit. Know what I'm sayin'?



  22. 22

    Re: Wanna Milk Me? – HAHA WORK THOSE JUGS SISTER!!!



  23. 23

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – How is that even a question?!! Of course!



  24. 24

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    Hole wanted to buy me a puppy. I said no. He spends too much time in the pink room. I don't want him ramming it up the puppy's ass like you know who does Teddy!!!!
    .



  25. 25

    Re: Wanna Milk Me? – I'd milk ya but then again, I'd milk anybody. *muah*



  26. 26

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – He has money? WTF?



  27. 27

    And we care why????
    Www.365hangers.com



  28. 28

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – SEXY BITCH! CALIENTE!!!



  29. 29

    Re: Leon – TRUE DAT! SICK FUCKERS



  30. 30

    Re: Leon – Leon I am going to ground your tranny pre op ass if you don't watch your tone with me! Now say your sorry and give mother dear a wet kiss.



  31. 31

    fucking censorer!!!! My brilliant comment about how HOLE wants to buy me a doggie is now lost forever!!!



  32. 32

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – hole is obsessed with your vag….i think he wishes he had one.



  33. 33

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – Aww shucks thanks for such a compliment! Coming from a fine piece of ass such as yourself! Wanna suck face. Leon likes to watch.



  34. 34


  35. 35

    Her eggs are dried up..that is why he laughed and laughed…



  36. 36

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – where's your bronx hater? that was fun.



  37. 37

    some people do not want children, some people have trouble having children, both are personal and neither is anyone's business. and others, like the people that Perez keeps his nose up the asses of, are collectors of children, so I think he has alot of nerve commenting on ANYBODY AND WHETHER THEY ARE HAVING OR NOT HAVING CHILDREN. You know perez, it must be great to be able to by pass the laws of the country, ignore popular opinion and go in and pick a child that will match your collection and be toilet trained to boot. why isn't she picking one that has absolutely no relatives and is an infant, so she will not remember malawai?



  38. 38

    Dear Mom, I'm sorry for being a tranny who wishes he had a vagina. Now can I go to my room? I have tranny porn mags that need to get messy. Damn mom…



  39. 39

    I give this relationship 6 more months.



  40. 40

    Re: Leon – You are mothers special boy aren't you! Have fun with your peen for now but it's coming off soon. We can ask them to put it in a jar and you can keep it forever.



  41. 41

    She looks pregnant, but then again she always does.



  42. 42

    LEON'S MOM- HELL FUCK NO AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITCHA?? EWWWWWWWW I'M OUT ON THAT BARFY NOTE!



  43. 43

    Re: Klipper – LOL!!!! thats effin great…..



  44. 44

    can we please leave teddy out of things…..that poor dog….i want to rescue him like angelina rescues little colored kids…..



  45. 45

    i thought she already had a pup. named nick



  46. 46

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style Hates Perez – Ahahahahahahaha….you love it, my little Monkey! *muah*



  47. 47

    Mariah just looks downright dewy, fertile ya know? The timing looks good..



  48. 48

    MR CAREY WITH BABIES?? LMFAO!! HE'S A DEAD BEAT BABY DADDY IN THE MAKING. ONCE MARIAH KICKS HIM TO THE CURB HE BE HOMELESS YALL.



  49. 49

    DON'T SHOP - ADOPT!!! stop supporting puppy mills!!!!



  50. 50

    I really think he does enjoy fucking her. It's not only for the money. Although it's nice, I'm sure. When does the sex tape come out?



  51. 51

    Still think about you when I hear "We belong together" ;)



  52. 52

    sO i gueSs the incessant laughter impl!es that he's the baby??



  53. 53

    HE IS SUCH A DOOR-KNOB AND A DWEEB BUTTERFACE ! HE NEEDS TO KEEP IS DORKY-ASS MOUTH SHUT ! MARIAH IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM



  54. 54

    I highly doubt Mimi will ruin her figure and have a baby. Just reality. If she and Nick are really together, they're just enjoying their lives together. How long will we keep asking about a baby? Find something else.



  55. 55

    poor puppy!!! must be creepy to live with that ugly whore and her stupid kid



  56. 56

    HAHAHAHA funny comment of that girl "mimi better than madonna"
    ruin her figure??? she is a FAT OLD COW!! hahaha her figure is deformed!! ;) lol
    die bitch!!!



  57. 57

    is it just me, or does every new picture of mariah carey look like she's been photoshoped in from a pic of her in like the early 90's? and i don't mean that in a good way.