Party With Perez This Weekend!

The Queen of All Media is going on a birthday tour!
Perezzers will be in Vegas and Atlantic City this weekend and we want to celebrate with U.
Here are the deets, we hope to see y'all soon!
Friday, April 3rd
Pure Nightclub at Caesar's
Las Vegas
Click here to RSVP!
Saturday, April 4th
The Pool at Harrah's
Atlantic City
Click here to purchase tickets!
[Perez artwork by Danny Roberts.]















































haha a birthday tour??!
I actually wish I could attend, but I'm too young!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FATASS! WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ADVERTISERS ON YOUR SITE PAY YOU TO DO!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I WONT EVER PAY FOR ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES YOUR FAT ASS!!!!
YOU SUCK!!
AND YOUR PARTIES SUCK!!!!!
WE COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY. IF YOU CANT DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY THEN I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM GOING TO BE ON YOUR SITE. YOU HAVE BECOME TOTALLY LAME SINCE pagesixsix DAYS. TMZ ALL THE WAY PEOPLE.
TOO MUCH PEREZ IS BAD FOR BUSINESS!
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
The site seems to be a bit less about gossip and a bit more about self-promotion lately.
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
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And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see…
lalalalalalala
HOMOTARD
AND CUTTING AND PASTING IS NOT BLOGGING BITCH!!!
perez, come to dc, we need you here!
Hey Mario, 31-year-old men don't have birthday tours. Most don't have birthday parties. Grow up.
only attention whores and losers try to extend their birthdays,. was it not over a week ago. u should think about changing the site to all about perez. come on its geeting a little sickening. if tmz ever reported on u i think your head would explode. you are a bblogger you are not even a z lister deal with it and do your fucking job
OOOOHHH Cant wait darling we finally get to meet…but really a resort in Atlantic city, how tacky! I'll bring my speedos for your lapdance
THINK MUCH OF YOURSELF???
Re: MeganJ28 – WHO IS "WE" YOU AND YOUR OTHER GROUPIES ON HERE THAT BEG HIM EVERYTIME HE HAS A BOOK SIGNING TO COME TO DC? PATHETIC.
Yuh hi!
cocaine n pills are great for wieght loss arent they prezzz
$20 to see you fuck teddy? no thanks
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – You wipe back to front…
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT –
NEITHER IS USING PAINT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I think I'm gonna pass…
Re: MeganJ28 – send the attention whore a plane ticket and an eight ball he would be there in a jiffy.
You should birthday tour yourself to Saint Louis. My husband moved me two years ago, and it sucks. These people TOTALLY NEED some Perez down here. Who am I kidding: I NEED A REAL PARTY DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, you totally rock which is contrary to what the fools above me are writing about your majesty, Queen of all Gossips…. And I think everyone should go on Birthday Tours.
Buy tickets to attend one of your never ending birthday parties…aka, Z list parties? How fucking big is your head? Nobody gives a flying fuck about you or your birthday. Stick to blogging about celebs, not whoring yourself out you fat piece of cum covered lard.
pathetic and sad, how much do u pay these clubs to hang the banner with your face on it
Umm no…I just come here to laugh at you. My friends and I play a game where we determine the provenance of your cut and paste exclusives. You are a flabby, faggy joke. No offensive to other gay people but Perez seriously has set back the gay rights movement for years.
Re: kcp1967 – nice
Look at all the haters commenting…I think they are just jealous….They just wish they could have your life.
Perez-report on what we care about-not your birthday!! WTF? WTF? WTF?
oh look, its a z-listers birthday party, free publicity!
Wooowwwww….pif u dont like Perez do much why do u waste your time on here?! Geez la weezeee!!! I'll be in Vegas Perez and i'm soooo there at ur bday festivities!!!
I heard that PURE was hurting for biz right now & This just proves it. Obviously the only "celebrity" (term used loosely) option they can afford to bring in is FatAss. Gone are the $50k+ Lohan et al appearances. Just goes to show– times are tough! I think I'll pass though. I get enough exposure to the Z-List from this site.
Re: Hole –
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Only in your dreams baby!!!!
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MUAH!!!!
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Big ^'s 2 ma haters!!!!
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Re: Hole –
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Try as you might shit stain, you'll NEVER be Harry's caliber. Saw your feeble attempts…..
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who do you think you are ??? LMAO
THAT WEIRDO FUCKING DRAWING MAKES ME WANT TO HANG MYSELF WITH SHEETS IN A PRISON BATHROOM. FUCKING CREEP. YOU'RE A GODAMN GROWN "MAN" GOING ON A BIRTHDAY TOUR?? I HOPE YOU GET PUCHED IN THE FACE!!!
Re: Hole –
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Your obsession with me is flattering to say the very least.
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oh yeah cause your last one was so great . . .
Perezzzzz Come to Boston!!!
PEREZ!!! im comin to the borgata for sexy G LOVE's show….maybe you could swing through there during the day?! I'd love to meet ya-
HEY EVERYONE IF YOU GO YOU GET TO PARTY WITH ZLISTERS LIKE
TARA REID!
JEPPE! (WHAT THE FUCK?)
DOUG REINHART
JAMIE KING.
CISCO ADLER!
That drawing is supposed to be Perez ??? LOL ..
LACEY SCHWIMMER
PIA GLENN!!! (OMG)
ROBIN ANTON
Re: are13 –
someone who is famous.
But obviously he is deeply mistaken.
lol
Perez, instead of having all these parties on your birthday, you should totally ask your sponsors and friends to give to a charity in honor of your birthday. And I just wanted to say that I've been checking out your site…and you blog less and less good material each day. I know you're busy, but at lease hire someone to help you out….before you lose your fans. like me.
Just saying.
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – see now…you are just dumb.
I WOULD SAY SPENCER AND HEIDI MONTAG, BUT IN YOUR CROWD THEYRE THE EQUIVALENT OF BRANGELINA!!!!!!
and who the fuck is that weird looking guy in the picture?? it cant be perez (linda) bc if it was i think youd have to add at least EIGHT MORE CHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Hole – Maggot
A birthday tour??? You're getting worse than Paris. How many fucking bday parties do you need??? Isn't one enough? Or do you just need to be reminded of how popular you are?
No, thanks…
Mario, a Birthday Tour, really?
YAY! Happy Birthday! Come to San Diego!!! We
Re: Hole –
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DUMB OR NOT, YOU LOVE ME REGARDLESS
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NO NEED TO ADMIT IT, YOU'VE PROVED IT TODAY
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BIG MUAH!!!!
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A Birthday tour? Are you serious? This economy is goin to shit, and you throw yourself a tour of birthdays and make everyone pay to come to your party. Thats really sad. Makes me now look at you differently. I like your site, but YOU are becoming too much.
Re: HOLE is a pedophile – Ummm, I wouldn't promote that. But whatever. Who am I to judge? My best friend is a stoned bunny and we masturbate to pics of Obama. So, whatev.
Re: HOLE is a pedophile – No shit
Extend you birthday tour to Cuba. We would love to feed your fat ass to the sharks.
WTF is wrong with your mouth? Sucking too many cocks has left it lopsided.
YOU ARE SUCH A SELF-PROMOTING PIECE OF FAG-ASS GARBAGE.
I;m gonna be in vegas this weekend…so excited to party at pure
Re: Lol Girl Loves Chuck –
come to milky.
anyone who quotes rick is my love for life.
Re: Hole – your obsession with melissa's vag leaves me to come to one conclusion.
you're perez and your taking your vag envy out on her. right?
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – We do. We're sick. But we're sick in a filthy, dirty, nasty way. Don't worry, I'm gentle. Sometimes….
I'm going to go just so I can step on his foot, accidentally of course!!!!
Re: Leon – #77 Did I tell you it was okay to come out of your room Leon?
WHOS THAT PERSON??
shouldnt you have a picture of your sibling, BRUCE VILLANCH?????
ANYONE WHO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH JEPPE SIGN UP FAST!!!! THOSE TICKETS WILL OF COURSE FLY OFF THE SHELVES!!!
Re: thornburgfemme – agreed!
Re: Wanna Milk Me? –
LOL Sure thing!
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It's a narcissist's dream!!
Perez, please explain why my posts don't get published?
No thanks, it's more fun staying at home and clipping my nose hairs and shaving my crotch.
LOVE the portrait!
YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE! So it's okay for YOU to sell tickets to geo to YOUR birthday party, but when Miley does - And her money was actually going to CHARITY - It's a rip off. You're a fucking retard and need psychiatric help!
OHMYGOSH! get over your self!!
your just a wanna be who sits home and rights dicks on pictures of famous people!
Re: SnowAngel1224 – you got a point there!!!
Re: SnowAngel1224 –
See, Mario assumes everyone is as brain dead as he is, so he figured no one would notice that. However, I am sure Miley had more people at one party than dickwad has had combined over the past 30 years. Mario=pathetic loser
AGAIN, ANYONE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PATHETIC ZLISTERS, THIS IS THE PLACE TO FIND THEM!!!
AND YOU ALSO GET TO HANG OUT WITH THE KING OF THEM, MARIO.
also known to many as LINDA TRIPP
or his stage name, BRUCE VILLANCH.
Hey Perez!! See you in A.C. on Saturday!! I'll be celebrating my birthday too which is tomorrow!! (tuesday the 31st!!!)
wow
looks exactly like you mario
Famewhore! Hypocrite!
That pic of you makes me want to throw up. Ghezz Perez you are discusting
why do half of the people on here write shit on u?! why the fuck are they on here anyway!! you obviously have to sign up to comment so why waste ur time on some1 u despise so much?? PEREZ I LOVE U! u are AWESOME! i will be at ur birthday party in AC! Can't wait to meet u! Don't listen to all of these clowns.
Why $20? anybody else going to be there? what is the $20 for?