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Sock On Cock!

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He pulled an Anthony Keidis!

Six Feet Under alum Eric Balfour got the homos all worked up at Tom Whitman's Sunday night party at Here lounge in West Hollywood yesterday.

The actor and castmates were there shooting scenes for a new Fox TV pilot called My Slutty Girlfriend.

Uhmm, they're gonna be able to show that on TV without blurring it???

Eric continued on afterwards and gogo danced for the crowd, receiving quite a few tips from some male fans.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of his small-looking package!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of his small-looking package!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of his small-looking package!

Posted: March 30, 2009 at 2:55 pm

184 comments to “Sock On Cock!”

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kristen927 says – reply to this

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Um, ew.
joeharter1 says – reply to this

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Teeny weenie!
G0LLYmissM0LLY says – reply to this

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oh shit very dissapointing
Lexiie says – reply to this

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FIRST.. LOL
Nectar says – reply to this

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Where's his dick…I know his balls are in there….but where's the damn dick?
Lol Girl Loves Chuck says – reply to this

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You are such an fucking moron Mario. You promote this site with fucking disney whores as if you have all this 12 year old fans then you go and post something like that. At least make a link to the uncensored ones.
Not that i give a shit but seriously make your fucking mind up. Who the fuck is this site for?
Douche.
Sheebs says – reply to this

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Pretty sad… Pretty sad indeed…
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Ok that's it…….. I'm outta Here!!!!!!!!! FFS……….
HOMOTARD MARIO……….
lloooll says – reply to this

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cute
La Propia says – reply to this

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1t!Tt sock barely has bump i it!!!!!!!
ViolentDelights says – reply to this

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*sigh*
Kobeslakergurlie says – reply to this

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Well…from the looks of it he is the proud owner of a chode
miss_senono says – reply to this

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lol no he didn't!
amm5321 says – reply to this

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ew
Future Mrs. AC360 says – reply to this

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Someone should tell him "Close but no cigar." It's a nicer way of saying that my thumb is bigger.
bizzatch says – reply to this

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Someone needs to manscape that–STAT.
cyutegurl says – reply to this

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No thanks~ nice bod though. HHAHA
Socks'N'Crocs says – reply to this

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haha That is not something I should've looked at during lunch!!!
EyesRadioLies says – reply to this

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Thas tiny looking!

Poor guy…
DeathToPalin says – reply to this

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Scandalous. Looks TINY
JennaMeow says – reply to this

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Where is it?
JM says – reply to this

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I've seen the actual thing on a very erotic film he did a few years back. It is small, but who really cares? Eric Balfour is hot, hot, hot!
tweetie bird says – reply to this

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is he gay?
igetsooocbaby says – reply to this

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Dayummmm he got a tight body but his peen is kinda small…oh well…but his abs are tighttt
HollywoodTown says – reply to this

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Ironically, it's bigger than yours.
EyesRadioLies says – reply to this

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Re: Kobeslakergurlie –

LOLOLOLOLO!!!!

Oh my gush so funny…

XD
shrimmi says – reply to this

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EW !
magentapyramid says – reply to this

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For once in my life - I'm speechless.
kmfayfdb says – reply to this

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you run a fucking terrible celebrity blog, perez. you didn't even say who this person is because you or your FOB mother doesn't know how to copy-edit. can someone please tell me who this man is?
tuvitamina says – reply to this

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small.
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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He still has a banging body
Juleboo says – reply to this

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wOw! a chubby short one Lmao!
bugaboo78 says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – That comment coming from someone named Long Dong Connery. Who's the fuckin Homotard?? Get it right jackass…
Bigger in Texas says – reply to this

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The dick is there, he's just soft Im sure
applegreenalicious says – reply to this

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inni minni teenee weeneee short dick man
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery –
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MUAH!!! 'Til tomorrow then…….
.
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Guess? says – reply to this

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AWWW…looks like he had to shove his balls in there too just to give it a lil umph…so sad : ( For him that is HA!
Amapola says – reply to this

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yes, it looks reeeeeeeealy small hahahaha
JordanWasaN says – reply to this

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For anyone who's confused, it's Eric Balfour. The erotic movie he was in a few years ago is called "Lie to Me."

Personally, his dick may be lacking, but the man has a beautiful ass.
Zippedychick says – reply to this

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eww
Mr.Spears says – reply to this

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thats dissapointing…like fo reals
pissflaps says – reply to this

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Poor little guy
Mr.Spears says – reply to this

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yea we dont deal with them chodes!!
BROOKLYN_BORI27 says – reply to this

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AWWW POOR GUY!!!!!!!!! HE HAS A ITTY BITTY WEENIE
BROOKLYN_BORI27 says – reply to this

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Re: Mr.Spears – llllllllMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chocolate chip says – reply to this

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Nothing to be proud of…
BROOKLYN_BORI27 says – reply to this

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IT LOOKS LIKE A TENNIS BALL! HAHAHAHAHAHA
GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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Re: kmfayfdb – MTE. It took me a while to figure out who this was. Perez, that is so unprofessional. Do you not proofread and edit before you post a story?
Anix69 says – reply to this

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kudos to someone willing to do that KNOWING he's packing small
buffypolk says – reply to this

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apparently he's a "grower" and not a "show-er"
GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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Oh Mah Gah. I can't believe people are making fun of his pecker. Have you not seeing that one movie where he takes it all off and gets an uncensored blow job? Peen and all! He's not that bad…
tmt702 says – reply to this

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lololol
Soz says – reply to this

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tiny!!
DH says – reply to this

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Shitty deal…HA!
clairekray says – reply to this

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get off of the size issue. maybe all your "brains" should be on display to see how large they are. iwould bet not very……
Miss_Shwee says – reply to this

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Maybe he's a grower not a shower?
Poor guy.
On a side note, it's not the size of the waves, it's the motion in the ocean!
Firehouse713 says – reply to this

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YUMMIE
LaffyTaffy says – reply to this

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With fingers crossed one can only hope it grows to at least 5 inches when it's on the bone. One never knows.
cadmiumelise says – reply to this

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he's a grower, not a show-er! duh!
Slackness says – reply to this

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LMAO!!!
Pure Slytherin says – reply to this

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He is limp, of course he isn't 10 fucking inches right now. I am female and even I fucking know that
magentapyramid says – reply to this

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Re: GirlsAloud –
Gag me with a forklift…….
Black_Cherry_Sherry says – reply to this

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Ummm… aren't you supposed to do that when you're hard?
DD_likewhatever says – reply to this

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It surprises me that he has one..
c0ldasfire says – reply to this

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such a huge sock for something so tiny.
Mandeline28 says – reply to this

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Oh come on..he could be a grower.
Hmmmm.... says – reply to this

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Anthony Kiedis he is NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG…. I have to go now.
jogunbase says – reply to this

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Where's the rest?!?
ynot says – reply to this

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prolly uncut, that's why there's no head line. love the bush! so tired of the barely there manscaping. and besides, it was prolly cold in that club. smokin bod, def, a grower.
tiaxoxoxo says – reply to this

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thats small.
MOMMIE DEAREST says – reply to this

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HM…HE COULD HAVE USED AN ORANGE PEEL,OR MABYE A CELL PHONE CASE,OR A TEA BAG WRAPPER,OR A BOTTLE CAP,OR A GUM WRAPPER TO ENCASE THAT TEENY BABY DICK…..
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Maybe it's very cold in that room…maybe he has a 10 inch tounge???
LisaL79 says – reply to this

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Wow, tiny…. not always about the size though… so long as he knows how to use it.
Queenie0106 says – reply to this

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wow! small!
From Such Films As........ says – reply to this

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YOU FAIL!!!
John's Bay Bay says – reply to this

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maybe it was cold in there! ahah
shugatitz says – reply to this

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sorry but to anyone that thinks he has a cock in there….HE DOESNT!!!!!!!!!!!
my mans cock is 6inches soft and 10hard!!! and fatter than a MF!!!!
He is fugly and GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
van rob=yum says – reply to this

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where's his cock ???? ….. exactly :):)
DJ Kidbilly says – reply to this

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I think thats Eric Balfour (SP?) Didnt Kat from LA INK do that tattoo?
ChinPatch says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha lmfao hahahahaha
daniellev says – reply to this

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it's been a while since got over my addiction to Six Feet Under, who (what character) was he on Six Feet Under?
ZaneSylliboy says – reply to this

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gosh he's so HOT. Perez! Post the photo shoot he did like half-nude with his ass sticking out all over the place .. you won't regret it
LilEpp says – reply to this

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grower not a shower.
lurkalurk says – reply to this

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hmm maybe he's a grower…
RobotEAThuman says – reply to this

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that nugga needz an ankle sock
Anjoel22 says – reply to this

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
Smashsauce says – reply to this

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Re: Nectar – hahahahahahahahahahaha
MONYHONY says – reply to this

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that guys face next to him says it all!

Don't want no short short man
GOSSIP HOG says – reply to this

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who is the nice smooth thicky dude
on the right side of the photo??
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i'd bet he'd fill out a long,
thick tube sock nicely!
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i wanna see the rest of him!!!!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!
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i think eric is grower more than a shower
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jmonroe says – reply to this

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somebody needs to SHAVE! urgh…
Chaosadora says – reply to this

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Maybe he's a grower, not a show-er.
are_you_serious says – reply to this

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Such a big sock for such a LITTLE cock
suzyelizabeth says – reply to this

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Maybe he's a grower, not a show-er! I seriously have a friend who's like 3" flaccid but once, um, hard, he's a good 8"-9" so you never know. You can't go strictly by softness.
jai ho bitchesss says – reply to this

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erics got a teeny weeny
~jEnNeLiCiOuS~ says – reply to this

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That's one teeny peeny….hahahahaha! How does he get laid??? Maybe he should start a fan club….. "I love baby dick . com" hahaha
laura-chan says – reply to this

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where is it? i can't find it! LOL
halifaxindahouse says – reply to this

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He does have a small dick. Rent the remake of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" DVD. In one of the bonus features he takes all his clothes of and is full frontal. So small you can barely see it. Has a nice body though, but I don't find him all that cute.
Sharpy says – reply to this

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Just 1 word: UNAPPETIZING!
LemonFart says – reply to this

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=(
sweetmateluv says – reply to this

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haha so small!

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