What Is Her Secret???

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She's glowing!!!!!

Sarah Jessica Parker looked absolutely radiant on the set of her new film, shooting in NYC this past weekend.

She's never looked better!

How does she maintain such a youthful and non-horselike appearance????

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

    Posted: Mar 30, 2009 at 9:45 am / Email this  »

    208 comments to “What Is Her Secret???”

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    1. 1

      lol, wtf? you have to be kidding. what a fucking dog



    2. 2

      You need glasses fat boy! She looks shiteous!



    3. 3

      get your eyes tested fatty…. she's not glowing nor is she beautiful (well maybe she is compared to you fug!)



    4. 4

      Pork Sausage………….



    5. 5

      you've been gay WAY tooooo long. she's not even a GILF. and horse face is the EXACT description…

      clear the cobwebs little boy humper…



    6. 6

      What did the bartender say to the Horse….????
      Why the long face………….



    7. 7

      Youre just being a smartass, right? This isnt her best shot….



    8. 8

      Seriously, she looks so terrible! Perez, usually I totally agree with you. But, I can't on this one. She looks horrible in this picture.



    9. 9

      Are you freaken kidding me? She looks horrible in this photo…. ghost-like wax figure.



    10. 10

      heh, i guess that was his attempt on being funny and ironic. too bad no one can see the difference, eh fatty?

      and to answer your question, she maintaints it the same style as you maintain the piggy-ness



    11. 11

      BOTOX!



    12. 12

      What i don't get is, Paris Hilton is comically unattractive, like absolutely atrocious, but your tongue is up her ass everyday, while someone talented, rich, stylish and intelligent gets shit on?? Oh because Paris pretends to love you so you write nice things about her….You're such a fucking misogynist.



    13. 13

      Bacon grease……….



    14. 14

      You must be joking. Sheis the dog of dogs



    15. 15

      i u 4real she look awful



    16. 16

      Obviously you jest.



    17. 17

      In New York City, it is illegal to open or close an umbrella in the presence of a horse.



    18. 18

      Why are you ass kissing her now? She's never gonna like you.



    19. 19

      In Arizona, it is illegal for cowboys to walk through a hotel lobby wearing their spurs.



    20. 20

      And you're so fucking beautiful look in the fucking mirror you fat piece of shit.



    21. 21

      thank you for that morning laugh. haha i was laughing as soon as i read the title. you are such my sunshine!!! xoxo



    22. 22

      Perez is joking guys… HELLO-O?



    23. 23

      a face only a mother could love………



    24. 24

      I disagree…she looks tired and a bit rough around the edges.



    25. 25

      Um, first off, PEREZ IS BEING SARCASTIC idiots!

      Second, she looks like Camilla Parker Bowels in this pic. She seriously needs to get her teeth whitened.



    26. 26

      These comments just confirm that the people who visit this site are idiots. Can't you all even recognize sarcasm?????



    27. 27

      I get it Perez! He is saying one thing but we know he means the opposite. Not her best picture. She isn't a natural beauty, but I don't care. As long is she is happy how she looks, who cares what others think.



    28. 28

      Dude, why don't you show her how to ROCK THE BIGGEST FUCKING CHIN IN AMERICA? You know you want to Perez. You wear it so well and just LOVE the fact that yours is the biggest, yes bigger than Rumor, bigger than Jen, bigger than both their chins put together! GO PEREZ'S CHIN! It really should go in the Guinness book of world records!



    29. 29

      She is the ugliest of them all in Hollywood

    30. Paty says – reply to this


      30

      Your sarcasm is great.



    31. 31

      Like you have room to talk fatty!



    32. 32

      nnnnnnnnn



    33. 33

      sarcasm people!



    34. 34

      she looks horrodous have youre eyes checked!!!



    35. 35

      Bless her, there was never a hint of prettyness about her yet the industry seem to shower her with many adjectives proclaiming otherwise! Obviously she has had work done, like every other actress out there! Shocker!



    36. 36

      Re: **LondonHockeyGurL**Re: Leon
      Haaaaaaaaa Porko



    37. 37

      She could try a little makeup. She looks better that way. I think she's super-fugly in this picture, but I do admire her for not being a plastic surgery hog.



    38. 38

      Sarcasm detected…like you look perfect.



    39. 39

      she looks like she ate a cow patie….

    40. lions says – reply to this


      40

      hahaha she looks soooo bad here. wtf perez.



    41. 41

      I do not think this woman is attractive at all. She looks worse as she gets older.



    42. 42

      First - you people are idiots, he obviously is using something called sarcasm.

      Second? You can't take a horrible picture of somebody and then slam them for looking shitty. Yes, this is a bad picture of SJP. That does NOT mean she looks that shiteous all the time. So how about we take a non-flattering picture of Perez and say how bad he looks? Wouldn't be hard.

      Just sayin'



    43. 43

      I thought it was Barbara Walters because she looks like an 80 year old woman. She's not glowing, it's sweat from trotting!



    44. 44

      You still have a hangover, right Mario? This girl is not "radiant"!!!



    45. 45

      Re: Long Dong Connery – You ever find out what happened to Sherri?



    46. 46

      does nobody here understand sarcasm?



    47. 47

      Perhaps if the retardo Paps would stop taking pictures of SJP at totally BAD angles, she'd look like she normally does……Gorgeous! Duh!



    48. 48

      I could have sworn this was a picture of Kathy Griffin. Let's face it people. Sarah Jessica Parker has and never will be considered "Beautiful". As far as her being a "fashion icon"…..wearing stuff that other people pick out for you does not make you a fashion icon.



    49. 49

      Re: GermanGirl89 – na vie geits frauline????? :o )



    50. 50

      OMG! I thought is was Madonna…………..



    51. 51

      SJP has never been known for her beauty, rather her style, which is so fantastic and overwhelming, that it makes one forget that she is for lack of a better word, ugly. Kudos for her for being able to do this. That being said, she is an inspiration and role model to beauty-challenged women everywhere. You too can fool people into believing that you are the swan and not the ugly duckling that you truly are - just accessorize correctly. Glowing, radiantan, youthful, and not-horselike are not words that should be used to describe this woman. Shame on you!



    52. 52

      You are KIDDING, right?! This is the most unattractive woman perhaps ON EARTH! Perez! Are you still celebrating your birthday and drinking a lot of alcohol?



    53. 53

      Re: Leon – No luck……i miss her……….she will be back….
      I hope she is ok…… what about poison ivy ?????



    54. 54

      I liked when Peter Griffin said her face looks like a shoe. I was always searching for the perfect descriptor…



    55. 55

      I assume Perez is being sarcastic, though it does come off as being needlessly cruel. Perez looks as old as her, and SJP is in her late forties/early fifties.



    56. 56

      YOU ARE A BIG FAT BULLY PEREZ



    57. 57

      That's just mean, to make fun of her like that.



    58. 58

      Re: PerezSucks98

      I think she's only 43 or so, not late forties. which makes your comments even funnier.



    59. 59

      Personally, I think her age is finally catching up to her…she's looking a litte less faboosh than usual, and a little old might I add.



    60. 60

      you have GOT to be blind, or you are just being sacrcastic. She is daaaaaaaayum fug…..



    61. 61

      …she looks like Barbra Streisand! OMG!



    62. 62

      ha ha ya'll are stupid guys… can't you tell he's being sarcastic!



    63. 63


    64. 64

      wtf r u blind, pretzels?!
      i love sjpeepee, but honey, don't kid urself…she looks 70 in this pic.
      dump ferris sjp, he's sucking what good looks u have right on out!



    65. 65

      SARCASM IS THE LOWEST FORM OF WIT

      HOMOS VEIL THEIR MYSOGYNY BEHIND HER HAIR PRODUCT AND SHITTY FASHION SENSE

      THEY ARE JUST AS HATEFUL TOWARDS WOMEN AS SMUT PEDDLERS AND LOSER JOCKS



    66. 66

      Re: Cinner – Hey you… :o )



    67. 67

      wow, some people here are really stupid it would appear. He is being sarcastic and WRONG wtf did she ever do to you Perez, you look like a PIG so you really shouldn't be judging anyone.



    68. 68

      She looks like Kathy Griffin



    69. 69

      wow you people are not good at picking up on sarcasm



    70. 70

      Perez is being sarcastic and mean!!! Sarah Jessica Parker seems like such a nice person. Why can't everyone just leave her alone?! Perez is not attractive and he should not be making fun of others.



    71. 71

      Now here is someone who should be thankful to the extreme that she is wealthy and successful. Little talent, a butt ugly face - luck must have been with her every step of the way.



    72. 72

      Radiant?? Would you like to borrow my glasses??



    73. 73

      She looks like shit. I mean, look at her face… sunken in and all. She looks like she is an inch away from being a skull.



    74. 74

      that is radiant?



    75. 75

      She got rid of her chin mole and definitely looks better.



    76. 76

      Your comment reeks sarcasm Perez.



    77. 77

      The only thing uglier than her face if Perez's fat pimpled ass! It's amazing that she got this far on that face



    78. 78

      Kind of ironic that Perez has declared himself the ugly police…
      SJP has real talent and seems really sweet.

    79. pony says – reply to this


      79

      oh man she looks bad!

    80. joni says – reply to this


      80

      what are you saaying



    81. 81

      Are you blind???She looks awful on that pic!!!!!!



    82. 82

      This must be meant as a joke, she looks like she has mimps or something…check out that jaw! Ugh!



    83. 83

      glowing?? lol– she looks better than ever? lol
      how much did she pay for you?



    84. 84

      I like sarah jessica but she does not look good here.



    85. 85

      What the hell, man?!? :(

    86. pomme says – reply to this


      86

      not her best look!



    87. 87

      is that a joke? not only is she gross in the fist place, this is a really horrible picture



    88. 88

      Character Actress. I thought it was Fay Dunaway at first glance!



    89. 89

      How rude of me. I should have offered her a carrot or at least a sugar cube.



    90. 90

      Even with an hour in make up, she's still a f***ing button-eyed stinker.



    91. 91

      ~~~~I THOUGHT THAT WAS KATHY GRIFFIN~~~~



    92. 92

      I'm assuming that you are being sarcastic…she's really a very unattractive woman…at least in the face…ewwwww



    93. 93

      lol idiots… its SARCASM



    94. 94

      wtf?
      confuuused.



    95. 95

      Yikes! not pretty…



    96. 96

      Are you fucking kidding?
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      .
      "How does she do it"?
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      She looks TERRIBLE.

    97. Eleni says – reply to this


      97

      You were being sarcastic, right?? She looks shiteous!!!



    98. 98

      um–you guys who think he's being serious, have you ever heard of "sarcasm"?

      Perez, you're going to hell for this. Yes, women should never age. There are a million other pictures of her from that day where she looks great. Just because she isn't botoxed to high heaven doesn't mean she looks bad.



    99. 99

      Kathy Griffin changed her haircolor?



    100. 100

      I thought for sure that was Kathy Griffen.

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