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  1. 1

    Narcissistic pig.



  2. 2

    i still cant belive the jonas brothers were actually there especially for u



  3. 3

    i aslo cant belive people that u talk shit about were there too



  4. 4

    What in the name of all that is holy do you have on your damned feet?????????????



  5. 5

    Seriously Nick and Joe are under 21, why were they there? i should have been there to fuck them … YUM



  6. 6

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    BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR BABOON FACE!
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  7. 7

    id rather eat shit and die



  8. 8

    Re: XxXECBXxX – i cant believe you strangle your balls in those tighty reddies, you fucking moron



  9. 9

    Re: Hmmmm…. – He is vile. All of those listed are vile.



  10. 10

    Holy crap, Amanda Bynes skin! She looks like the daughter of Donatella! Yikes!!!



  11. 11

    Thanks Perez!
    And that's funny that JB were at your party, considering it was 21 and up and that people were probably grinding up on each other and drunk out of their minds!



  12. 12

    what a list of fuckin NObodies… its nice to see where you rank in the world of hollywood. you're right @ the bottom. hell, it must have been shitty if kathy griffin didn't even show up. she loves fags, apparently not you gay ass, queer.



  13. 13

    perez, i am so impressed . . . not only by you but by your website. i signed up to make a comment about your party pics and instantly i received an email notification! you are amazing! i am truly impressed by your ability to receive the very guests at your party that you question and (make no mistake) make fun of! how BIG of you all! i check out your site MANY times a day. thank you thank you thank you. i hope you had a WONDERFUL birthday. you deserve it! btw, i live in chapel hill, nc . . . if you ever find yourself here. . . i would definitely show and promise you a good time! this town LOVES you!



  14. 14

    i think they all just got lost on the way to a real party and you, piggy, looked absolutely ludicrous.



  15. 15

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #9 Don't look, I'm telling you, it's not worth the violent vomiting that will follow……. I don't know who the hell Mario takes his clothing tips from, but he needs to fire them. I have never seen anything more hideous in my entire life!!!! Remember Bjork and the "Swan dress" at the Oscars???? Mario just beat that…………..



  16. 16

    L-A-M-E!!!!!!!



  17. 17

    Re: JigSaw – I'd rather shoot myself in the foot with my gun…



  18. 18

    LOL, with all the makeup and the funny hairstyle Perez looks like Eddie Munster from "The Munsters"!!! :-D



  19. 19

    awesome looks like everyone had a blast… love the boots



  20. 20

    List of Homos!!!



  21. 21

    Re: Hmmmm…. – A big old nasty fuck fest no doubt!



  22. 22

    Re: JigSaw – LOL!!Heeeeehaaaa!



  23. 23

    Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – #18 EDDIE MUNSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
    You just nailed it!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2 points to GirlsjustWannaHaveFun……………



  24. 24

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – It would be like that room full of Homos on the Apprendice last night..



  25. 25

    lol love how kim k was there. lol where was britneyyyy haha



  26. 26

    So does Spencer still have his nasty looking flesh colored beard?



  27. 27

    perez looks old like he has grey hair



  28. 28

    I mean on his face, not Heidi.



  29. 29

    BAHAHAHAHAHA



  30. 30

    Re: Sensitivity – ewwwwwwww!



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  32. 32

    Love the pictures. The boots own.



  33. 33

    PEREZ…. how did these people make you successful???????????????????

    Why are you thanking them instead of your people? Just wondering.



  34. 34

    Awesome thanks for finally posting the pictutres:) Save a drum bang joe or kevin jonas lmao! Idk that came to my head! Well anyways perez are you going to the l.a concert here? I am lol! Hopefully if you go Ill see you ive always wanted to meet you because you seem like oodles of fun! Nice pics and the tisdale looked hot!:) A person up there said something about them not being 21 well kevin is joe and nick arent



  35. 35

    filed under………..talk about a bunch of z list looozas….tara reid….must have been sooome fun



  36. 36

    Wow that was fucking craptacular!You threw yourself a party and invited all the lame ass celebtards that you goof on every day on your site!



  37. 37

    Yikes, Perez is wearing a skirt! On the photos 62,64,65 he lifts his skirt and you can see pink panties with white polka dots!!!!!



  38. 38

    So.. Mario, question for you did Christina Aguilera > Paris Hilton > Tara Reid > Emmy Rossum > Ashley Tisdale > Steve-O > Kim Kardashian > Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag > Meiko > Ross Mathews > Jonas Brothers > Amanda Bynes > Aubrey O'Day come to your party BEFORE or AFTER they went to Queen Latifah's B-Day Party? It looks like there were more people at QL's B-Day by far…
    Hmmmmmmmmm??????



  39. 39

    One dude last night said "we don't want to hear anymore about your herpes circle jerk, I mean birthday party"
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    And I concur.

  40. Pepa says – reply to this


    40

    your double chin is horrible dear goodness, yuk. you have the worst profile!



  41. 41

    I cant believe Aubry came to your birthday party. Hollywood is a strange strange fake place.



  42. 42

    Are we ever going to hear the end of this?
    You had a birthday.
    You had a party. BFD.
    I heard someone say today that you probably only got those celebrities to come to your party because they were scared about what you'd blog about them if they didn't.



  43. 43

    How come you left out the pics of everybody leaving the party being sprayed down by a hazmat squad?



  44. 44

    Re: RedWingsFanRe: Melissa is always RIGHTRe: Hmmmm…. – what is wrong with these dick smokers? I give them plenty of ammo to attack me with and the little mf'ers run and hide, yeah im fucking with them (let me clarify fucking with their heads, i aint fucking no homo ass). what the fuck? should i play a game with them? if they win, they can live, until part two, ever see the movie?



  45. 45

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Hey Mel did I ever tell you you are always right?



  46. 46

    Re: Hmmmm…. – please never ever use the phrase "nailed it" when referring to anything about perez, i will just lose so much respect for you, really, something about perez and sex makes me sick, very sick



  47. 47

    Re: intheloop.tv – #33 In a word: CLUELESS…..



  48. 48

    All I saw was a bunch of no-list famewhores. 99% of them came because you lured them there promising them to walk a (pink) carpet and photo ops. Aubrey O'Day never saw a camera she didn't like. Kim K and Paris would die if they didn't get a daily photo in the tabloids Steve O is doing anything to get a job. The Jonas Brothers were paid to be there and anything to keep their careers from tanking. Where was Lady GaGag, Katy Perry your BFFs. Did you pay Xtina for a 15min appearance then she got out of there faster than a speeding bullet? And finally loosing weight has not improved your appearance. It will take a miracle to turn that frog face into a prince.



  49. 49

    okay, I clicked on this too, but it isn't running right, I gave up after it went south 3 x's -kind of funny, 2 pics of prezzy possing with a girl-hey perez, at least you could look alittle interested in kim. and the same look with spencer and heidi-makes you really wonder with spencer-such a fake kiss with her-did you ever think about hooking up with spencer-or are you both too narcissitic? (we know you has no qualms in outing anyone)



  50. 50

    Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun – GROSSSS. What a fag!



  51. 51

    Re: JigSaw – MUAH!



  52. 52

    Re: Listen To Mayday Parade! – ok you and your 80's head band, then the comments aoubt fucking little boys just freak me the fuck out, how about this…. i will get my red tricycle and lets play a game, i hope you lose mother fucker



  53. 53

    So many crapy celebtards in one place -I bet they could smell your party up at the international space station!



  54. 54

    Re: mamajud – Please Teddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!getthefukoutathere!

  55. pabst says – reply to this


    55

    Re: Hmmmm…. – I knew I should have trusted you, but nooooooooo, I had to look. The skirt lifting was horrifying…*shudders*



  56. 56

    Mario,which cost more,Paying these people to show up at your party?Or the EPA clean up bill after the party?



  57. 57

    Re: JigSaw – that's creepy… And I'm only 18 so it's legal for me to do them both lol



  58. 58

    Re: Sensitivity – ARRRRRRRR poor Teddy!



  59. 59

    whats up with that one jonas brothers hair? yuck



  60. 60

    i just had to leave a comment saying how funny i think it is and how you must be laughing histerically at how people take the time to create an account on YOUR page and then write how d-list you are. guys stop being pathetic…. leave love or leave otherwise u really just look lame. ps… most of u would die to look half as good as x-tina



  61. 61

    Re: RedWingsFan – BAHAHAHAHA



  62. 62

    Re: XxXECBXxX
    you are yummy.



  63. 63

    Re: RedWingsFan – Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!



  64. 64

    Fuck I'm Blind!!!!!!



  65. 65

    Any truth to the rumor Steve-o crapped on your cake Mario?



  66. 66

    now, look at mario's pics, and hit in queen latifah's birthday party, same night, go back to mario's, than back to queenies-it's like the same party,except leo dicaprio is supposed to be at the queens and lohan is there. Is mario and latifah the same person?????? So, Mario, you couldn't even keep the z listers to yourself, wanky eye flat left you to go to the queenie's party, kim too and the rest of the nobodies. I guess both of you being on Sunset Blvd and 3.3 miles apart, just a drive down the road. sorry mario.



  67. 67

    Re: Sensitivity – Dude your Flames gotta beat the Sharks tonight!
    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Melissa I STILL want to see your rack!
    Peace out gang-Mario I hope you have heart burn



  68. 68

    Re: Listen To Mayday Parade! – creepy? you aint seen nothing, and check the laws, minor vs juv? you lose, hope you enjoy jail



  69. 69

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – so, how hot are you?



  70. 70

    Why do Heidi and Spencer always show up to places with cameras.
    The world hates them and they act like they don't know that.



  71. 71

    Re: stophating09 – what the fuck kind of word is yummy? oh you are a dick smoker, did you know taxes went up today for you dick smokers? get a life, try shock treatments to start



  72. 72

    Re: Listen To Mayday Parade! – oh yeah, as for 'creepy' look in the mirror, now that is creepy. bet you gots you some leg warmers too



  73. 73

    Re: shawnamcknight – what the fuck asshole?



  74. 74

    pls do!!!



  75. 75

    Re: RedWingsFan – Its 2-1 Sharks after 2. I'm heading home soon.Hopefully I'll catch the end!! Go Flames Go!!!!!



  76. 76

    Re: pabst – #55 You'll never be the same now, it was hideous wasn't it?????

    Re: JigSaw – #46 Duly noted and PLEASE accept my sincerest of apologies.. You are absolutely right, it was a poor choice of words on my part..
    But, you gotta admit, Eddie Munster is a PERFECT description!!!!!!!!!! I'm calling Mario Eddie from here on out………. at least while his hair is that color.



  77. 77

    Re: shawnamcknight – #60 ????????????????????????????
    Translation please, someone please translate that for me, I'm blonde you know…



  78. 78

    Re: Hmmmm…. – sorry, i didnt mean to over react, but i think i raised my concerns fairly. now back to the toliet, puke, perez so much alike.

    thanks for your response



  79. 79

    who else's birthday was it?



  80. 80

    Re: JigSaw – They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, they're all together ooky… crap, that's the Addam's family……….
    NEVERMIND!!!!!!
    *muah*



  81. 81

    Re: Listen To Mayday Parade! – #5 All you talk about on this site is little boys you want to fuck! nobody wants to hear about every guy you want to fuck.You are one sick fag@@@@@



  82. 82

    GAWD!!!! What an ugly outfit!!! You look just plain stupid!!!



  83. 83

    Re: the last star – btw you are included on my comment on the bobcat post… i am saying my 'Im Sorry' and staying in the background, unless LG appears, pass this on to aj for me. Best



  84. 84

    Re: JigSaw – #78 One more thing…..
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    I still can't get over the pink booties. WHY? WHY?



  85. 85

    Re: Hmmmm…. – and who is cousin it? bonus points if you can name cleopatra



  86. 86

    Re: Hmmmm…. – are you showing me the rack? kind of on the black and white side….

  87. pabst says – reply to this


    87

    Re: Hmmmm…. – The purplish-gray hair, the skirt, the tainting of doc martens…UGH!!!



  88. 88

    I see there are people there you constantly insult in your blog. Do they pay you to put them on your site to get publicity, even if you rag on them?



  89. 89

    Re: JigSaw – #85 Leona's gHO$t?????? Yes, LG is cousin it… Now, Cousin Itt on the otherhand is my brotha from a different motha…
    Cleopatra was the plant..



  90. 90

    Re: JigSaw – #86 No black, just blonde…

  91. epic says – reply to this


    91

    thank god my eyes today are sticky anyway - i could hardly see anything. but a name "this is a picture of" would have been nice, cause i don't know half of the people posing with you (btw could somebody tell paris that her posing is sick (and that her boyfriend is annoyed of it))? yeah, at least i was able to figure that out *goes washing eyes*
    bad day.
    btw: get a better style, perez. did not look good, though your hair is not that bad.. but.. hey, have you gained weight again?



  92. 92

    Re: pabst – Those were Doc Marten's? I was sure it was something straight out of "The Costumer's Manifesto". Bad, so bad……. He should get fined by the Fashion Police!!!



  93. 93

    everyone looks AWFUL!… your photographer must have picked all the bad angles ;-) … and what's wrong with Amanda Bynes face?!?!… it looks like the fat in her cheeks is trying to escape. her face and totally natural toasty orange tan scares me, almost as much as Aubrey O'Day's cracked out gaze…. tranny yikes.



  94. 94

    DISNEY APPROVED OF THE JONAS HOES BEING AROUND A GAY GUY??
    WOO I WONDER HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THEY FELT….



  95. 95

    Perez you looked HOT!!! love the outfit, love the hair! you look like you were having so much fun. you deserve it.



  96. 96

    So I got to number 18 before I got bored. Really wanted to see the party. What I saw was a giant Photo OP. What is happening Perez ? You have to many wanna-be stars in your eyes. Please bring the old Perez back, enjoyed him much more.



  97. 97

    Re: Hmmmm…. – very very good, impressive, now who was sophia?



  98. 98

    Re: DikinCider – Don't worry about it Dinkincider.I kinda knew you weren't yourself .Actually I thought it was kinda funny.We all make mistakes.Believe me I'm none of the people you said I was!I'm really so sorry about the loss of your friend.I can tell you tho how you can make it up to me and that is dont leave this site.I have always liked you.You are a good and honest person.And I know mmmmm feels the same way!Take all the time u need and I will be hearing from you soon.I will let AJ know also.Take care my friend!!!!!!



  99. 99

    100th post, are you, the yost?



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