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Avril Lavigne: In Her Own Words
Oh Avril Lavigne! How nice of you!
Dressed from the kids' section of Target, Avril stumbled out of a club in Hollywood on Monday night, desperate for attention.
Bitch should leave the club stumbling next to Lindsay because no one can out-stumble our LezLo!
Someone awarded the prized Canadian ham the "#1 Bitch" medal.
Tell us something we don't know!
They forgot the #1 Idiot badge.
And the #1 Hasbeen badge.
And the #1 Twatface badge.
We could go on forever!
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If she is such a Z-lister - why wasn't she at your party? Faboosh!
hahaha Mario you hate her so much what did she do to you
Mario..you must have fallen on your face quite abit!!!!
lol i didn't see any A-list at your birthday party. only the people you talk shit about. fakeness
Perez, i am suprised you don't own that badge…
people like you Mario are on these celebs all day and you wonder why they drink.All your friends must drink to put up with your fat ass!!
So Perez, when did Avril piss in your corn flakes? Fess up.
She is so sicknin
Gaw i hate her.
cant agree more ure totally right
I would rather see the lez than April…..I'm over her! Linds has the trash appeal of Anna Nicole and that is something!
Oh Perez,
you make me laugh outloud.
& its so true, no ONE can outstumble
Lezlo.
Leon,this little dipshit stole the ribbon you won at the Westminster.
Poor Derek!! I hope he's Ok i hope he leaves her
I'd still dress her up like a little schoolgirl and treat her like the # 1BITCH that she is!!
How could someone so hot be so soulless and dead inside.
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – LOL - as usual oh perky breasted goddess of the pink page - you are right!!!
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Later baby, BBD gotta bounce.
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – LOL!!!Goudin!!
Re: Big Black Dick – Heya BBD - good to see you big guy. The Mistress rarely "receives" a spanking, but in your case I'd make an exception. LOL - as long as the spanking doesn't end up a fisting we'll be fine. (o:
Re: Sensitivity – Sensi!!!!!!!! I saw a quote the other day - "To err is human, to arrrrgggh is Pirate" LOL
Re: Big Black Dick – good to see ya again BBD!!
Avril has a sense of humor, and her last album outsold katy perry and lady gagas albums combined (5.5 million). It's funny that katy perry was acting like a bitch in a interview where she was asked a question about a rumor about dating josh groban and threw a tantrum, then her publicist jumped in an took the tape! I wonder when were gonna hear her being a douche,… oh yeah NEVER,
Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona – Hi Mistress!!I may have to steal that line!!Argghhhhh!!well thats what Pirates do don't ya know!Hehehehe
Re: Big Black Dick – bahahahaha
Re: Big Black Dick – MUAH
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Re: Mistress Says Eat Shit Leona –
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We had some fun…..
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She's so Punk Rock{HAHA}.I'd rather hang out with this bonehead than you Mario-ya fuck nut!
I always get her confused with fiona apple …aren't they the same person?
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gotta click it before you lick it
or copy pasty cause I'm so tasty
"desperate for attention" i'm glad you fessed up about it!…oh wait you weren't talking about yourself?
Fucking Hate her, she is soo lame. Her style sucks she is soooo over, go back 2 Canada!!
There's video footage on hollywood.com after Avril left the paparizzi started fighting amoung themeselves.
Re: LoveLabels – Avril hates you to!
I like Avril…. why do you hate her so much Perez??
I changed my dirties panties today, and could swear I saw Avril's face in them.
Next to Jesus' of course.
awww, was my other post deleted because I called her a phony c***?
TEDDY HILTON HAS A YOUTUBE PAGE LMAO!!!! i think perezerz is making a page lol
i dont understand the hate obsession for Avril, at least she is famous for actually doing something rather than knowing someone…not that i like her music but i respect that she is an artist who creates and performs
'dressed from the kids section of Target' — Hilarious!
DOUCHE BAGGESS AVRIL IS A HAS BEEN. WHO CARESSS!!! HER PUNK TEENY BOP ROCKER STYLE IS SOOO OVER WITH. IF YOU'RE NOT A REAL ROCKER BAND LIKE THE STONES, GUNS N ROSES, BON JOVI, METALLICA, ETC. GET OFF THE EFFING PEDESTAL!!!!! NOT EVEN CLOSE TO JANIS JOPLIN. GET A JOB!
Re: xcalibur – "Bon jovi" REALLY?
still ashamed shes Canadian…
So right about the wardrobe. Really, if the tween twins of choice are more sophisticated than you (The Veronicas, the Olsens), you've got fuckin' problems.
Someday soon, Perez, I would like for you to explain to us why it is you hate her so much now, when you guys were buds originally. A lot of us are curious as to what went down between you two.
i agree with you perez! she sucks and she's an d idiot i can't stand her
i'm confuse!!…….when you talk about those badges……you are the recipient, don't you?……one other quetion…..how did your book in the sale department???i i heard it sold around 4 copies….not bad for a first book……..you really do have a small family,, at least the ones that likes you………
Re: paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 – If your gonna call someone an "idiot" maybe you should learn to type properly, jesus!.
Shut the fuck up you rainbow loving douchebag
well i agree hehehe
I have that hoodie!! It's her clothing line, Abby Dawn. I swear a get a new hoodie everytime I go to Kohl's, I love her style and I'm the same age as she is and it's not from the kid's section!
They forgot the #1 Idiot badge.
And the #1 Hasbeen badge.
And the #1 Twatface badge.
Yeh so lend her there rest of your badges.
OMG. The Best Damn Tour, Sold out practically everywhere. She is insanely popular over here in asia, and perez hilton is a fag. And is so idiotically stupid and insecure, he has to trash other awesome people to feel good about himself. PerezGayASSBitch is way more of a bitch-hasbeen-Twat face than avril will EVER be. Avril is awesome. Perez is a fucking gay ass who deserves to go die and rot in a hole alone and ugly. Perez is an ugly gay ass bitch.
jealous much? we know perez, she's prettier than u, then again saman is prettier then you.
Avril is a bitch And yes a has-been…that's what she gets for dissing her fans.
Her hat looks like a peniz head
She had a lot of potential. She has musical skills and does her own writing. The problem with her back then for me was that her lyrics were a little childish. Despite the fact that she's a married adult, she doesn't seem to have grown up much. She was originally pitched as the "anti-Brittney" and it must really burn her up that Brit's career has been so resiliant.
She's just seeking attention
I am very disappointed that Perez has some other writers on his website now. They aren't funny and it is soooo obvious when they post things instead of Perez because the writing is different and their comments are lame. So sad.
Haha , 1st bitch . then britney would be 1st slut
Keep on bringing the Avril bashing. She's a retard and it shows.
Long live Napanee without her!! whoooo
I'd rather have consensual sex in the missionary position with Avril Lavigne than touch Dita Von Teese with a ten foot pole. Just sayin'.
LMAO, I really enjoy when he rips into Avril.
Shut up. Seriously, I love Avril, and she can be the number one bitch if she wants to be. Besides, god knows she's made more money than you and she's more talented than you will ever hope to be.
lol so true. I hate that ugly shallow bimbo bitch.
Why do you write all these stuff about her if you think she's such a hasbeen? IDK about you but I really like her.
you know what perez at least avril is famous for SOMTHING GOOD unlike you your famous just for typing rumors about celebs.Avril is a singer and has had a share in acting.The only reason you dont like Avril is because she would hug you at a red carpet event.And she isent a Has been she is more famous then you will ever be.
When you don't talk about her well that's going to be sad
because she's off now taking a break of music and well you have been talking about her 3 times in a month
wooow It looks that you care too much about her right??
You're fan perez because U see every little thing she do
and well let's see what award I can gave to you
#1 lamest person ever
#1 ugliest and fat gay bitch
mmmm..
#1 jelous fake piece of shit
and we could go on forever!
hahaha
let's see what you're going to post during this month (APRIL) HA!!!!
I think Perez Hilton should be awarded the following prizes:
#1 Loser
#1 Lack of Imagination
#1 Lack of Respect
#1 Lack of Principle
#1 Whiner Baby
#1 Homo
come on avril rocks shes can sing she got her own clothing line and she got her on perfume out and u got the guts to talk shit about avril so until u have made a clothing line or perfume or better yet got 3 fucking cds out thats fucking rock and toured the world then u can talk shit bout until then shut the fuk up!!