Headline Of The Week Weak
"Man charged with drunk driving on bar stool
Cops: 28-year-old wrecked stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower"
That's gangsta! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Photo via AP Images.]
Man charged with drunk driving on bar stool
Cops: 28-year-old wrecked stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower
Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries.
Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers.
Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
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Jordan Gets Smashed!
I got one……………
HAHAHAHA that´s not something you can call "car" wtf??? But it´s fucking hilarious…i wuld love to see a video of that…
Mario's cart has no seat!!!!!!!!!!!
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TMZ's old news
Hey man, if you can't be drunk on a bar stool…
next mario!!!!!!!!
Re: Sabine1 – fucking right!!!!!!!! good one……..
Wow!Finally something that could save GM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS………….MARIO just had Teddy removed from his ass…….
Re: RedWingsFan – haaaaaaaaaaa
SAW THIS LAST NIGHT DIPSHIT…
i wouldn't exactly say "thats gangsta" more like trailer park chic.
HERES A SCOOP FOR YOU SHITHEAD Megan Fox: Hot Babe and Cheap Beer
Mario has a similar prototype, except his replaces the cushiony seat with a 12" double headed dildo…
for those SPECIAL moments…
eat a cock, Mario, which in your world is NOT an insult, right?
Only in Ohio!
Gee. I wonder if you got this from TMZ…
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF?????
lol…. too funny… people are crazy!
everyone hates perez huh?
Re: sm00chez – nice ass
Your limo has arrived Mario! LOL
I think I had sex on with that guy on that!
What I meant to say is… I think I had sex with that guy on that thing, sorry the beer buzz is making me LOOPY!
Givin Ohio a bad name! ….wait….
LOL… drunk driving on motorized bar stool??? This is too funny!
Re: Puke – ROFLMFAO Hilarious photo!!! Is that you? You poor thing!
the guys brilliant i say ! brilliant !
Re: sm00chez – thank you. i'm quite proud of it
That is friggin awsome. I need to make one of these.
wtf? lol
This is from my hometown. Thank god I moved away from stupidity!!
lmao!
that's great you wouldn't even have to stumble out of the bar on the way home
I want to meet this amazing man.
hahahahahahahah ONLY IN LICKING COUNTY!!!!
im from 20 mins from there… its our county's biggest city, and we are so not surprised.
love it
Can they even do that?
thats not gangsta- thats white trash as hell… but i'd try it .just needs a drink holder-
DID YOU KNOW THEY ACTUALLY ARRESTED A CRIPPLED MAN IN A MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR FOR BEING DRUNK! I GUESS THE LAWS THE LAW….BUT DAMN! SEEMS KINDA CRUEL TO ME!
this is classic!!!!!!!!!hahaahahahaha
HAHAHAHA thats almost as funny as vince from shamwow getting arrested
hahahahaha i went to high school w/this guy…i must say i'm not surprised!
I HAD A COLLEGE ROOMATE FROM HELL…FROM NEWARK, OHIO AND HE WAS A FUCKING WHITE TRASH HILLBILLY……I FUCKING HATED HIM!
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HE WAS RUDE AS FUCK…OBJECTED TO MY PARTYING….EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO IT AROUND HIM…..AND WAS A SOCIAL OUTCAST AND ALL AROUND FUCKTARD IN GENERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to be his friend!!
OOOh, going to the shed to build one NOW. Hand me a beer.
lol thats my besties name omg i cant wait to tell him i hear u were drunk and u made a motorized bar stool lol
LOL, funny shit
Wanna have one of these!!!!
That shit is so redneck