How to Save the Economy: Purchase a Kendra Wilkinson Stripper Pole!

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Hef's former girlfriend will soon put all college business students to shame!

Kendra Wilkinson, 23, is launching her own line of stripper poles and an accompanying stripper pole workout.

The idea is not wholly new, as Carmen Electra debuted her series of instructional DVD’s not too long ago. But of course with creation comes innovation - and competition! Wilkinson proudly boasts, “It’s like Carmen Electra’s, but mine is better. Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it.”

How many husbands are going to purchase said stripper pole? We imagine there will be a lot of happy guys out there!

It is a pretty good business proposition, and maybe she will get more credibility with the married demographic since she'll be joining the ranks with beau Hank Baskett in less than a year.

Besides the wedding planning, Wilkinson is busy spreading the word on her E! reality show, Kendra, which will follow her engagement and marriage.

Wilkinson says that she is “really excited about it.” She continued on by stating that she's “really nervous.” So what about beau Hank Baskett? Marrying a Playboy playmate who's a fan of the art of strip dancing can in no way be a bad thing, so it might be safe to say he will be just fine!

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    Posted: Mar 31, 2009 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

    27 comments to “How to Save the Economy: Purchase a Kendra Wilkinson Stripper Pole!”



    1. 1

      yes please!



    2. 2

      Why doesn't this crazy whore just buy a "Olive garden"?



    3. 3

      Kendra is my favorite. A little slow on the uptake, maybe, but very funny, seems like she'd be fun to hang out with.



    4. 4

      If her dress were one size bigger, it would look a lot better.



    5. 5

      lol…oh wow…



    6. 6

      awh come on perez, we know you want one, then you can dance for teddy



    7. 7

      I GOT A POLE SHE CAN DANCE ON



    8. 8

      She'll be divorced soon enough - Anyone ever notice how those people who did reality shows ended up divorced? I'm waiting for Tori Spelling…Sad, but true…



    9. 9

      Mario don't need one he dances on Teddy's pole…..



    10. 10

      Hugh has had probably the greatest life in the world



    11. 11

      I think she is hot and ought to do porn, as long as there's no laughing involved.



    12. 12

      Cashing in on being a whore.

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      13

      she looks like she farts alot…and has permanent chardonnay breath



    14. 14

      she was the best girl at the mansion, she rocks ;)



    15. 15

      YAY you can dress like her at lanetfashions.com



    16. 16

      I didn't know she was a playmate, I thought she was a girlfriend.



    17. 17

      Not necessarily. Look at Travis Barker and his ex-wife….



    18. 18

      1) I CANT IMAGINE A POLE THAT WOULDNT GO TO THE CEILING …..

      that would be one lame pole ……..just goes to how high anyway? weird.

      2) how difficult could it be to install a pole fo rthe purposes of pole dancing…..
      i mean
      wouldnt it be like
      trying to introduce a new line of string ………

      a pole is a pole….just got to get the correct thiness and metal and there you go .



    19. 19

      i though having a stripper pole in the bedroom would be cool…
      like, back in 1997!!!
      wtf, man?!
      lame-ass x infinity



    20. 20

      she looks like a bobble head…..



    21. 21

      You kidding me? Most married men dont want to see their flabby over weight wife humping a stripper pole.



    22. 22

      ::::: Consume old man juice ::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com



    23. 23

      shes got a massive head and a tiny body, makes her look like a voodoo doll. and, shes about as smart as a hoe handle



    24. 24

      STFU,go get married and see if you can educate yourself you idiot.



    25. 25

      She's so pretty :)



    26. 26

      Re: Bratty Princess

      "You kidding me? Most married men dont want to see their flabby over weight wife humping a stripper pole. "

      But single men with disposable income? Tell me they wouldn't want a stripper pole for their dates to come over and…um….exercise.



    27. 27

      Pole workout, that's too intellectual for me