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Lohan Borrows Maserati From XXX-Director!

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You know the $115,000 Maserati LOLhan's assistant just wrecked??

The car that we've been wondering how the fading starlet could even afford to begin with???

Well, well, well… the Maserati doesn't even belong to Lindsay!

According to reports, LezLo was loaned the the luXXXury car by legendary porn director Dennis De Santis!!!

The Butt Sluts director reportedly lent the car to the hard-pAArtying wacktress with no strings attached, which we highly doubt!

De Santis is even allowing Linds to continue driving the pricy ride after the $10,000 in repairs have been finished!

Will we be seeing La Loca Lohan in an upcoming De Santis "film" to pay her $10k debt???

Fucky Friday, perhaps??

Or maybe I Know Who Blew Me???

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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68 comments to “Lohan Borrows Maserati From XXX-Director!”



  1. 1

    Man, things are spiralling fast for her.



  2. 2

    Just so long as it's not a sex tape with SaMan{UGH}



  3. 3

    For FUCKS SAKE PEREZ UP TO DATE OKAY UP TO FUCKING DATE!! THIS NEW IS LIKE AT LEAST 5 HOURS OLD!



  4. 4

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  5. 5

    are we sure that this isnt the hot mess that also wrecked the motorized bar stool…lmao…with the way her career is now, it is only a matter of time.



  6. 6

    you're making this WAY TO EASY limp wrister,

    Butt Sluts - your story
    I Knew who blew me - your story

    your second book will be called-

    Felching for Fun and Profit - a "shrimpers" tale



  7. 7

    I knew Lezlo would wind up in Porn!



  8. 8

    Whore Whore



  9. 9

    :::: driving fast will make ya SKINNY ::::
    .
    www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com



  10. 10

    A Porn director loaning her a car and saying that there are "No strings attached" would be like a pimp telling some girl the same thing. Look for Lindsay's new movie "Carrot Crotch" coming soon to an adult bookstore near you.



  11. 11

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    BUTT SLUTS!!!!!
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    LOL, MUST BE A CLASSIC!!!!
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  12. 12

    Next!



  13. 13

    About time she did porn!



  14. 14

    sam with a strap on - bwahahahaha



  15. 15

    perez how much does lindsay pay you to post about her….



  16. 16

    good film ideas perez,
    how about
    blow han fully loaded ?
    not many other options i guess .
    the firecrotch trap ?



  17. 17

    Re: RedWingsFan – WELL AT LEAST SHE NOW KNOWS THE LIMITS OF HER TALENT….PARTY ON LINDSEY WHERES YOUR DONKEY?



  18. 18

    As long as she doesn't do porn with Sam then I may check it out!



  19. 19

    how about

    man girls ?



  20. 20

    Sometimes Perez is funny. This is why I keep comming back.



  21. 21

    PLEASE STOP posting her!



  22. 22

    probably her sister will end up in porn too,
    if she didnt already do some,
    didnt she get fake boobs last year….

    maybe do a film together .

    it will all end in porn fer sure .



  23. 23

    her life to her , is really bad



  24. 24

    she is fuck up



  25. 25

    WOW THAT SUCKS FOR HER! She can't afford a 100,000 dollar car BOO FUCKING HOOO… I can't even afford to pay off my damn car- that 20k she spent at the club last week could have put me out of debt- I hate her!



  26. 26

    at lest people would want to see her in por!!! yeah im sure people would be lined up around the block to see you, katy p u s s y stinks, and GAGa if you guys did it!!!!



  27. 27

    oh wait, m sorry by lined up around the block i meant RUNNING FOR THE HILLS and MASS VOMITING!!!! bahahahaha



  28. 28

    lmao, she probably is a future porn star. Same with her sister.



  29. 29

    it sure will sell LOL



  30. 30

    Re: LizardKinG – Hell ya-I'd check her out!



  31. 31

    Butt Sluts #12 revenge of the Fire Crotch!

  32. Beejo says – reply to this


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    wow, I think Lindsay is aging fast!



  33. 33

    She is going to be the lead in "Mean Whores"



  34. 34

    WGAS?



  35. 35

    Once again you've just started another vicious rumor about someone. At least she probably looks good naked - something that I'm sure you do not!



  36. 36

    If I Were Her (Which Thanx God I'm Not!!!!)
    I'd Quit While I'm Ahead!
    Take A Break From Hollywood
    And Stop Partying HAArd!!!
    (Specially pAArtying HAArd!!)
    And Come Back After A Few
    Years…..



  37. 37

    Firecrotch truly is BROKE!



  38. 38

    Yeah, perhaps she can have her career in that xxx-films.
    thats probably her biggest chance for a career she'll get..



  39. 39

    FUTURE PORNSTAR?? PRESENT PORNSTAR!!! YOU KNOW WHEN THE BILL COMES IN LEZLO WILL BE IN A BIKINI SHOT.



  40. 40

    I bet she fucks just like Paris lame and boring. Oh wait make that scissoring.



  41. 41

    God Perez, nearly EVERYTHING you have posted today is OLD NEWS every where else on the web. Seriously, why do you even bother? Other than to attract underage kids I mean…



  42. 42

    Oh an by the way, couldn't you at least change some of the wording so it wasnt an OBVIOUS exact copy/paste from another site? Could you be any lamer?



  43. 43

    She might actually do ok as a porn star. Just not with Sam. That'd be semi malicious



  44. 44

    Re: Disturbed – Lindsay go to bed you've been up for hours.



  45. 45

    This girl is such a skank now, such a shame, she had so much potential and the "it" (not madge) LOL! factor, now she's just loss and always looks dirty and high and that thing she's dating horrid! and I am gay so it's not about homophia she's just a nasty dirty looking person! YUK!



  46. 46

    jesus christ. this was on tmz first thing this morning you fat piece of gay shit.



  47. 47

    what else is she going to do???
    i see ass to ass with another chick and a double headed 14 inch dildo…



  48. 48

    GOD I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  49. 49

    how old is this chick? she looks 35, she looks like she could use a shower and shampoo……….take her to the groomer fast. she better start botoxing quick



  50. 50

    Re: omgggg
    LMFAO too good



  51. 51

    p.s. there is no such thing as "no strings attached" in that porn industry, who's that old ho trying to fool….and i wonder, who would really rent a porn with her dirty snatch??? there's a truck stop restroom with your name in Arkansas with your name on it honey, just suck it up already and accept your fate.



  52. 52

    I'LL FILE THIS INFORMATION UNDER………………..
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    ICKY POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  53. 53

    I read this on TMZ yesterday.



  54. 54

    God you ARE Soooooo far behind the others in reporting your shiz prerezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!



  55. 55

    Is that a script in her hand?????????????



  56. 56

    I am a black porn actor and the rumor in our biz is that she has been approached to do a high budget Porn flick. The movie projects tentative name is "Lindsey Lohan Saves Africa". In the story line she is a warden of an all black prison. She has multiple interludes with black, heavily tattooed felons utilizing her skills at oral, anal and DP. The last scene is were she has a sexual liason with the only white felon a Michael Bernstein. The two have a heavy no holes barred sexual scene and he asks her to stay. Her reply is " Sorry Michael I am going back to Africa". So there baby.



  57. 57

    You have to admit, it really is sad. She IS really talented. A total comeback is possible if she would stop the partying and shady shit before it ruins her image completely. Lindsay needs to focus on her acting and make hiring her less of an insurance risk. I'd venture so far as to say that she still has the world at her feet.

    Don't take it for granted Lindsay!

    On a side note, PEREZ, why is there an ad for a Hannah Montana album next to me right now? Ew. Unlike LOLohan, Miley has no talent.



  58. 58

    I sure hope it doesn't come to this for Linds. But what the hell, I'd watch it.



  59. 59

    a pr0n movie with fire crotch?

    ugghhh there goes breakfast



  60. 60

    Re: RedWingsFan – now that her career is over she has to earn money with smthing



  61. 61

    saggy tits



  62. 62

    THATS ALL WE NEED TO SEE ANOTHER DUMB BLOND IN PORN HOW BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS ALL WE NEED TO SEE ANOTHER DUMB BLOND IN PORN HOW BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS ALL WE NEED TO SEE ANOTHER DUMB BLOND IN PORN HOW BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS ALL WE NEED TO SEE ANOTHER DUMB BLOND IN PORN HOW BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS ALL WE NEED TO SEE ANOTHER DUMB BLOND IN PORN HOW BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  63. 63

    Lets hope she doesn't do a scene with Chyna, as a matter of fact lets see her with RON JEREMY!!!



  64. 64

    lololol



  65. 65

    Man, she must be SELLING A LOT OF COKE FOR HIM to loan her a car to do her deals in. Lovely.



  66. 66

    shes needs a boob job first,
    a boob lift them suckers up from her knees……
    then porn to go .

    firecrotch reloaded .



  67. 67

    lol all about her is LOLhan :D



  68. 68

    HA! her career is in the toilet and flushed!