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Robert Pattinson - Semi NAKED!

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In his new movie, Little Ashes, R-Patz stands in front of a mirror with his penis tucked between his legs.

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P.S. Sorry to say, but…. Zacquisha definitely looks much better without clothes than Rob.

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  1. Zack says – reply to this


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    Pubeees



  2. 2

    Leon quit tucking and finish what you've started!



  3. 3

    he's kinda chub for an actor.



  4. 4

    there is gonna be like 700 comments on this one because it's rob



  5. 5

    haha, he has love handles. i thought vampires didnt get fat for some reason. thanks for the clear up!



  6. 6

    yea not so hot



  7. 7

    Holy Mother of GAWD…



  8. 8

    yeah and how OLD is this?
    and whatever perez people probably throw up when they look at you naked.



  9. 9

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    TUCKING? BAHAHAHA, FUCKING TRANNY!!!!
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  10. 10

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    GAY.
    GAYER THAN GAY.
    FAGTASTICLLY FAGLIFFIC!
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  11. 11

    Oh come on he probably couldn't be buff for this role. I think if we saw him naked now on twilight we would be cool with it. He also has a totally different body type than Zac Efron who has a larger builder. Rob is more slender. Also this photo totally freaks me out and ps when did anyone see Zac totally naked???? Maybe shirtless, but not totally naked.

    -Kate
    www.365hangers.com



  12. 12

    GROSS!!!!!!!!!!! He's so disgusting. Sorry little Twilighter tweens :(



  13. 13

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    HE'S PASTY, HE'S FUGLY AND HE LOOKS LIKE THE REPORTS OF HIM STINKING ARE ACCURATE….
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  14. 14

    oh boy, i can just hear everyone getting off to this now



  15. 15

    This is not a good look for anyone! Icky icky poo.



  16. 16

    A LOT OF PEOPLE (GIRLS AND BOYS) ARE GOING TO WANK OVER THIS PICTURE TODAY! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  17. 17

    WHO NEEDS ZAQUISHA?? My Rob darling is the sexiest thing on earth =)



  18. 18

    LIKE I COMMENTED ON THE OTHER BLOG THAT HAD THIS UP FIRST! I THINK HE LOOKS GREAT! THIS IS THE SAME KIND OF POSE THAT SALVADOR DALI WOULD DO! I THINK IT'S AMAZING



  19. 19

    ..i'd still totally do him.



  20. 20

    seems to me perez that you are on a mission to try to embarrass this poor guy
    I hope he kicks your big pig ass one day.



  21. 21

    A LOT OF PEOPLE (BOYS AND GIRLS) ARE GOING TO WANK OVER THIS PICTURE TODAY. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  22. 22

    HOTT!!!!!GO TARHEELS



  23. 23

    HE'S ALSO SMOKING IN THIS PICTURE I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT



  24. 24

    SEXY



  25. 25

    Fail! I wanted peen!



  26. 26

    MARIO IS YOUR KEYBOARD ALL STICKY NOW?

  27. ninny says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!!



  28. 28

    Niiiiice! ;lol



  29. 29

    He looks fat.



  30. 30

    hot



  31. 31

    OH BOY!!!! YUCK



  32. 32

    an uncensored version of a picture of this greasy haired fucktard tucking his dick between his legs…

    WOW! you really get the good stuff, don't you?

    must have been tough to type that post, what with jerking off the dog and yourself at the same time…

    And as our old friend Harry would say, here come the fat screaming school girls…



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  34. 34

    he is great - except i wish in this movie he would have a different hair style…



  35. 35

    What is this movie about? Is he a tranny??



  36. 36

    omg, a mangina!!!! lol this is oh so funny and disturbing…i wonder how all the tennie tweens are going to take him in this role, he plays a gay man. i hear shreks of horror from middle school girls world wide…



  37. 37

    Comments ??
    Censorship??



  38. 38

    I dont think you would ever see Zacquisha doing anything as raw as this. Kudos to you Rob!!!



  39. 39

    OMG LOL!! oh well he looks like a normal guy!!! not every actor has to have the body of a god!!



  40. 40

    FUCK zacquisha and his brazilian waxed vagina! Roberto's acting ya'll, he's playing Dali, he's not worrying how he's posing or what he looks like nekkid. Unlike, Zacquisha who pukes up all his food for a week straight before a shoot. YAY for Robert and his nonwaxed goods!



  41. 41

    I'D STILL BANG!

    I LOVE YOU ROB!!!!



  42. 42

    OMG!!! lol



  43. 43

    Mmm!



  44. 44

    yeah, efron lives at the gym. pattinson was busy performing in "more serious" role and doesn't give as much of a shit about living up to the pretty boy icon that efron makes a living off of.. it is yet to be determined if pattinson can go the real actor route, but it's nice that he doesn't strive to just be pretty. oh right, efron dropped out of "footloose"… well it's a step..



  45. 45

    YUCK WHAT IS THAT??? His body is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like my grandma's body



  46. 46

    Rob~man. Zac~boy. Both cute though! Remember… he is portraying Dali in this film… NOT Edward in Twilight. I can't wait to see Little Ashes. Hellooo…Rob is an ACTOR not a vampire!!!!!!!!!!



  47. 47

    'P.S. Sorry to say, but…. Zacquisha definitely looks much better without clothes than Rob.'

    You're so full of shit.



  48. 48

    Re: LizardKinG – BAWHAHAHAHAHA FOR REAL! HE CAME ON HIS ELBOW



  49. 49

    he looks :s weird



  50. 50

    I just don't get how everyone thinks he's soo hot.



  51. 51

    wish i could see more… lovely :)



  52. 52

    I can't wait to see this movie. rob's gonna do an awesome job. :)



  53. 53

    That's so gay.



  54. 54

    Eww! I wanna throw up my lunch now, thanks Perez.



  55. 55

    Re: lilnino – TOUCHE' MY FRIEND! I'M WITH YOU ON THAT ONE!



  56. 56

    Who is he?…. sorry but I could give two fucks…. I'M ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKER!!



  57. 57

    in this photo he kind of looks like andrew vanwyngarden from mgmt . . .



  58. 58

    Mommy!



  59. 59

    ewwwwww



  60. 60

    WOW! Can we say Silence of the Lambs? This photo is very entertaining; I hope this movie doesn't ruin the rest of his 15 mins.



  61. 61

    the saddest thing about this, is that tons of girls will be like.. OMG THATS S SEXY. because its robert pattinson. but if it was just some normal guy tucking, they would be like.. 'uh.. freak'. that being said, little ashes will be a good take away from the twi-tards.



  62. 62

    yeah maybe if he works really hard and eats everything in sight (especially cadbry creme eggs he can one day resemble FATASS HILTON.
    as in paris and nicky's long lost MORBIDLY OBESE cousin!



  63. 63

    All men have done that at some point! Especially if u dont get a chance to see much real cooch.
    www.imperfectenjoyment.com



  64. 64

    YOU really, REALLY are gonna be critiquing other people's bodies??? REALLY?

  65. S_M_G says – reply to this


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    How about giving a source ass wipe? Where did you get the picture?



  66. 66

    Rob u have no idea how I'd fuck you anywhere in any place you ask…. Hmmm



  67. 67

    He's playing the part of Salvador Dali in 1920's Madrid. Where would they have gyms and beauty salons? Anyway, your loss is my gain. I soooo would….



  68. 68

    PEREZ IS JUST PISSED CAUSE RP DOESN'T KISS HIS ASS LIKE STUPID ZAC EFRON…..AT LEAST RP HAS THE GUTS TO DO A GAY ROLE WHERE HE ISN'T SUPPOSSED TO BE ALL BUILT BUT GANGLY-HE'S NOT VAIN LIKE THAT FUCKTARD ZEFRON WHO WAS TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO PLAY A ROLE IN MILK! PEREZ YOU ARE A HUGE HYPOCRITE!



  69. 69

    yeah maybe if he pounds every all you can eat buffet he finds he can one day look like you do, BRUCE (villanch).



  70. 70

    he doesn't have a very nice body… =/



  71. 71

    Re: Iamthequeenofhearts – lmao your comment was hilarious.



  72. 72

    OH MY!!!! I'm a big fan of Buffalo Bill, Now it's RPattz for me!! Fab!! I hope he dances to Goodbye Horses as well!!!!



  73. 73

    MANGINA



  74. 74

    Fix my comments fucker!

  75. Hole says – reply to this


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    I'd fuck me…give me back my dog!



  76. 76

    PS: Robert is playing the role of an 18 year old Dali-=—he's not SUPPOSSED to be buff for this you dumbshits. He's suppossed to look odd and skinny and awkward. Robert is not vain where he won't take off the clothes without looking perfect. Stupid Perez….



  77. 77

    You know I don't think Dali was supposed to be buff.



  78. 78

    ahh whatever! :) he's still hot!

  79. Hole says – reply to this


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    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – It puts the lotion in the basket



  80. 80

    too bad hes not 12 here so i guess it wont get you off eh brucie???



  81. 81

    Re: Leon – About time son! You look sooo pretty today!



  82. 82

    Not a pretty sight.



  83. 83

    Is his character doing an impression of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs?? "Would you f*ck me?? I would f*ck me"

    Supergay.



  84. 84

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT

    You are a fucking idiot.



  85. 85

    hahahaa!!! I still want him! And for everyone saying he's chubby…. screw that! He IS NOT FREAKIN CHUBBY!!! He's sexxxxy



  86. 86

    Perez, you will get the comments with this one. You did achieve that. It's a movie role. He's playing a part of someone (Dali) who is confused about his sexuality. Dali was not a stud muffin. If R-Pattz looked like a stud muffin, he wouldn't fit the role, you idiot! Actors do gain weight for their movie parts. I have read the reviews and they say Rob did a great job. Stop comparing Rob to your BOY TOY!



  87. 87

    gross. perez your a ffag and he needs a friggin trainer



  88. 88

    he tucked. oh LORD he tucked!
    letterstorob.com



  89. 89

    Okay Perez, I know that you and most of your followers are idiots, but … he is tucking … the movie is about Dali struggling with his sexuality … he is TRYING to look more feminine here. I know that for a fact from friends who've seen the movie at festivals.

    And no, he's not built, but I'd bet my house that he's a lot more buff now. It fact, it's pretty obvious that he is - he had to be lean for this role.

    What happened Perez? Just a couple of weeks ago you were loving everything he did, now you are turning on him. What's your problem?



  90. 90

    mmmmmmm, yummy. (L)



  91. 91

    Re: LaDiva – HEY DIVA! LONG TIME NO TALK! =]



  92. 92

    This guy is hugely overrated. He's icky looking. I just don't get the popularity.



  93. 93

    Oh good god Perez, FUCK OFF! There's nothing wrong with the way he looks.

    And Perez, I really don't think YOU of all people have any room to talk when it comes to- if someone looks good naked or not……….



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  95. 95

    Re: jenij7 – BAWHAHAHAHAHAH ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  96. 96

    Re: JigSaw
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    Me too, it is like the sound of the worlds largest vacuum……grotesque
    .



  97. 97

    gross.



  98. 98

    never thought he was very cute, just produced like a puppet for the movies, the cute one is kristen she looks good w/o makeup too bad she has a bf and a hot fit body, this rob guy is more like a geeky kid that got lucky



  99. 99

    so fucking hot



  100. 100

    This guy is sooooo over-rated.

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