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The new issue of OK! Magazine has this awesome feature on our big birthday bash.

Thank you muchly!!!

Posted: April 1, 2009 at 3:59 pm

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58 comments to “Hawtness!!!!!!”

pammycakes says – reply to this

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my boys!!!!
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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No wai
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Mario -I can only imangine what your twisted brain was wishing for as you blew out those candles!
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Please stop with this!!! Your not a celebrity!
I want some juicy gossip…
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Btw Christina looks like she's 40 or something…

Fucking poodle
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE IM GOING TO SKIP THAT ISSUE FAG BOY…
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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And what's with your hair anyway?
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Kevin jonas is ready to blow you or whaT???
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Is it going up on your refrigerator fuck nut?
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Re: SomePeopleAreJustToStupid –

Oh he totally is!! That's gross….

PUKE
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Id have thrown that cake in your face you fat fuck…
KastroMojo says – reply to this

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ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Im not mean i just dont think you look good Perez…
But maybe that's just me. (Somehow doubt that)
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Oh come on, did you have a cake with your own face on it? Did people eat it? Did they throw up?
Come on im curious here Perez!!
Melissa is always RIGHT says – reply to this

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Your fucking arm must be straining, you try to pat yourself on the back so damn hard…..
Hmmmm.... says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzz
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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OK! has bad taste.
I'd like to know how many people here reads it..
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Mario be useful for a change tell us how nice are Christina's ( . )( . ) after the baby NICE OR WHAT…. be a regular guy for once……
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Moooo
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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You give hope to all us pedophiles perez!
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA!!!!… YOUR FATHEAD MARIO!!!
truth hurtsssss says – reply to this

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get. over. yourself.

if only you reported on real things like teee-hemmm-zeeeee….the world would be a better place.
Lol Girl Loves Chuck says – reply to this

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Boree….
TheDome49InHannover says – reply to this

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JONAS BROTHERS & PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥

xP

Love Ya. =)

-Peace
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Comment
whisperrachel says – reply to this

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wow look at all those celebrities and who is that cow standing with them its a wanna be if he would stop eating all those cow pies he might lose some of his udder doubt it
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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B-Day post are getting old, Mario!
Novel1 says – reply to this

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You look so 40 in those pics - wow. How sad for you…
SomePeopleAreJustToStupid says – reply to this

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Re: whisperrachel –

That's not a cow. That's a female pink elephant
Novel1 says – reply to this

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Oh, and is FIDEL still DEAD???
h8rlover says – reply to this

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ur the shit perez!!!
and u looked bomb that night.

fuuuuk these haterss :]
Dirty old man says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – If his dick was long enough, he wouldn't need to leave the house!
JigSaw says – reply to this

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forehead getting bigger there perez
simone1 says – reply to this

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you're not calling yourself hawt are yOU?
JoJoStar says – reply to this

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Being in OK magazine is no coup fatty. That is a gossip rag and has a reputation of telling lies and making up scandals. Personally I don't read it and neither does billions of other people. Well maybe now you can go to hell happy you've arrived on the z-list
All You Need is JONAS! says – reply to this

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JONAS BROTHERS! and i love you perez for all the miley hate someone i can relate too! haha
Fluffy Kitty says – reply to this

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How about some real gossip? No one cares about you - you are not a celebrity no matter how much you wish you were.
dmddmd says – reply to this

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is that the face you make when your the one that has to eat the bread after a night playing circle jerk with your buddies fat body? i bet you love that shit!
Gossipsucks says – reply to this

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Mario, celebrities do not like you, they are just kissing your ass so you give them a break, since your website has become this gigantic monster.
I miss they old Perez Hilton, when you were biased and not either pushing your friends down our throats (Lady Gaga, Katy Perry..) or just posting about yourself all day long. Where did the old spunky Perez go….Who cares anyway, you're probably not doing your web site anyway, i'm sure you're paying someone for it.
It was good when it lasted!
carolineyy says – reply to this

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IS THAT BRUCE VILLANCH??? i didnt know he had a birthday!!!!
Gone_Buggy says – reply to this

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looks like it was a lot of fun. my life make me yawn!
Got a $1? I dare you!
pages.lightthenight.org/il/ChicagoL09/mjrockssf1
FearItself says – reply to this

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Not proud of yourself are you?
Olives says – reply to this

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There are so many celeb blogs out there some more popular than this one. Why are these celebs afraid of Perez? He bashes them daily and they kiss his ass? I don't get it.
CRABBY APPLETON says – reply to this

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Top left picture. You look like the Son of Frankenstein. All you need are those two bolts in your temples and you'd be a ringer, asshole.
YODA SPEAKS says – reply to this

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my but you look really old, way beyond 31,in fact you look almost 50. Your hair looks like shit, and your insane.
Neil in Nashville says – reply to this

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Was Star Jones there?
darryl says – reply to this

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hey queenfaced Frankenberry, are you more then one person? Why the fuck are you calling yourself "our". So repulsive you are you starfucking egomaniac. UGH!!

Mario looks exactly like a bloated FRANKENBERRY!!!
AlexaKylee says – reply to this

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How did you land JB at your Birthday. Lucky.
@v@ says – reply to this

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I'm glad you had a birthday and all, but you chose to celebrate it with the people you rip on a daily basis. I don't see a party with the posse who have supported you from the beginning. These type of people go away.
CaviarDreamer says – reply to this

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you STOLE MYYYYY THANK YOU MUCHLY!!! >:|
Dont waste my F~cken time ~<<OO>>~~ says – reply to this

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You've become just like the rest of these fakes …..
Aimee999 says – reply to this

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they were just trying to fill up space love
myers1978 says – reply to this

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Nice!
myers1978 says – reply to this

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Perez, was Kev helping you blow out the candles or is he saying 'oh' or surprised about something?! (cause in the video it looks like he is just saying oh because you were having problems getting all the candles)
Scrib says – reply to this

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Your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is receding.
sunrise4blue says – reply to this

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Awww perez, you lost your fat face!!! I'm so proud of you
cest_moi_baybee says – reply to this

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YAY you had the jo bros
Anti-All says – reply to this

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No one cares about pictures of you Perez, you aren't a celebrity lol