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John Mayer Finally Admits He Made Out With Perez!!!!!

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This is NOT an April Fool's joke.

You must watch the video above!!!!!!!!!!!
You must watch the video above!!!!!!!!!!!
You must watch the video above!!!!!!!!!!!
You must watch the video above!!!!!!!!!!!
You must watch the video above!!!!!!!!!!!
You must watch the video above!!!!!!!!!!!
You must watch the video above!!!!!!!!!!!

We told all y'all bitches it was true!

And, yes, there was tongue.

Lots of it!

P.S. John Mayer is so clearly obsessed with Perez. How cute!

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257 comments to “John Mayer Finally Admits He Made Out With Perez!!!!!”

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  1. 1

    OMG OMG OMG!!YEY



  2. 2

    Mario, when will make out with me? I always have found you irresistably sexy. p.s. not a power bottom, sorry!



  3. 3

    Oh Hell NO!



  4. 4

    lovz itt

  5. roses says – reply to this


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    first



  6. 6

    FANTASTIC!!! Ahahahah!!



  7. 7

    I take it you're as happy like Columbus when he discovered America. FIRST!!!



  8. 8

    first!!!! I believed you the whole time PEREZ!
    YOU GO MAN!!!!



  9. 9

    And to think, 2 days ago I thought he was hot. Except for when he's running his mouth.



  10. 10

    The bad part isn't that he made out with a guy, it's just he made out with an ugly ass guy.

    If you're gonna go gay, make sure it's worth the hassle. Perez Hilton is not worth the hassle



  11. 11

    I alway knew he was a little on the gay side. Good for you Perez!
    jcc rumoronthestreet.com



  12. 12

    THATS SICK AND TWISTED…



  13. 13

    i knew it!!!!!!

  14. jerba says – reply to this


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    i bet u wet ur man panties mariosito. hes right tho, u are the poster child of wat a gay SHOULDNT be!!



  15. 15

    and you are so shameless Perez. Have you no dignity? He's bashing the hell out of you, but you're still willing to post this to prove you didn't lie? So what. You still have no fucking morals whatsoever



  16. 16

    hot topic pocket lol…he's so funny. you realize he totally slammed you though, right?? you're honestly so happy he admitted that you missed the part where he basically says your an a-hole?

  17. dd says – reply to this


    17

    lmfao spanish for laundromat



  18. 18

    I used to b a fan of JM, but he just turned into an a** in the past year.



  19. 19

    Oh snap.



  20. 20

    Good for him!!



  21. 21

    WhOa…….EwWwH



  22. 22

    He as dissing you! You are so full of yourself Ape face.



  23. 23

    also…you TOTALLY skip like that lol!



  24. 24

    i f-in love him.

  25. fiona says – reply to this


    25

    Gross, I really don't find that entertaining. It is an affront to heteros and to gays. Quitcher bitchin'.



  26. 26

    Why are people laughing at him? I really don't find him the slightest bit funny. Must be the "John Mayer" factor, everyone's distorted into thinking he's actually talented.



  27. 27

    Uhh, great…will you finally leave all of his exes alone? You obviously harass Jen Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, & Jessica Simpson because of their relationships with Mayer. I really don't know how it's their fault that you have been infatuated with him for years. And seriously dude, you're 31 years old, should you really be acting like such a child about this topic? "WE TOLD YOU IT WAS TRUE (BLAH BLAH BLAH)! AND THERE WAS LOTS AND LOTS OF TONGUE!" This is the type of conversation I had with my girlfriends in 8th/9th grade. Grow the fuck up, you're a grown as man!



  28. 28

    if nothing else, that was completely hilarious. gg



  29. 29

    I really despise John Mayer's crappy music…….but even I have to admit, the man apparently has great comedic timing. This shit was hysterical. Maybe he should change careers?? Although, he is a decent guitar player.

    Perez, why would you even WANT to kiss this dude?? He's nasty looking. I hope you used plenty of germ-killing listerine afterwards.

    Oh and kudos to you for having the guts to post a video where someone completely bashes you.



  30. 30

    i love you perez, i'd make out with you!



  31. 31

    lmao . . . he is funny! too bad his tweets aren't so funny :P except for the one about his balls falling asleep.



  32. 32

    =
    THAT WS A PRETTY DAMN GOOD STAND-UP ROUTINE!…IMPRESSED
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  33. 33

    Re: Punky B!

    YES!! I thought I was the only one to notice! He talks shit about those girls because they had what he wants. Envy, and jealousy



  34. 34

    this was about two years ago? why would we still care? do you want a cookie for the fact atleast one person in the world would ever, by will, play tonsil hockey with you?



  35. 35

    Re: ptiller

    He's on a cruise (lol), so they all must be gay



  36. 36

    He MUST BE freaking D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E!!!!!
    Well he obviously needs you now that sugarmama Aniston is out!



  37. 37

    This guy is a Grade A douche.

  38. MilaP says – reply to this


    38

    HOT!



  39. 39

    oh SHIT! whats he a comedian now?



  40. 40

    "P.S. John Mayer is so clearly obsessed with Perez. How cute!"
    Yeah right… after he blocked you on twitter and asked you there like 100000 times to stop harrasing him and his gf… lol you are sooo sad Piggy!



  41. 41

    lol When did he become a stand up comedian? He probably feels like, now that Perez told everyone that we made out, why deny it. lol Maybe he has gay tendencies? I didnt understand he reasoning of "I kissed him to make him shut up because Perez was ashamed of his sexualityl". Just admit it John. You got really drunk one night, you were kind of horny, so you made out with a dude (in front of your girlfriend) No biggie. You aint the first to do it.



  42. 42

    You sold your website for a hot pocket?



  43. 43

    I was impressed by his stand up routine.

  44. Hole says – reply to this


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    Damn you starfucker……you just don't get it

  45. Hole says – reply to this


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    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Damn…why are you such a fucking idiot??



  46. 46

    Id make out with BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!



  47. 47

    OMG, john mayer is a funny fuck. "i will fuck you in the ass to shut you up."



  48. 48

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – shut up bitch



  49. 49

    FUCKINGTABULOUS!!!



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  51. 51

    "given my prediliction, class of '72"

    i don't really get him, but at least he doesn' pretend to not know what people are talking about..well done.



  52. 52

    OMFG OMFG — THAT WAS A LOT OF INFO IN 3 MIN. — MY MOUTH JUST DROPPED!!



  53. 53

    Re: Hole
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    You again? Can't get enough can you?
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  54. 54

    that was fucking HILARIOUS!!!! I ACTUALLY LIKE HIM NOW!!!



  55. 55

    you obviously have a problem…re-write that last part it should be perez is CLEARLY OBSESSED WITH JOHN MEYER WHICH IS WHY HE HATES JEN ANISTON FOR NO FUCKING REASON.



  56. 56

    LMAO hot buttsecks. PICS PLX



  57. 57

    i didn't know where to leave this comment, but i just wanted to let you know that i'm watching chelsea lately right now and you look truly fantastic!



  58. 58

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – honey I got it, i will always look after my wife



  59. 59

    He totally owned you fatass!!!!! You are such an idiot!!!!



  60. 60

    This may sound (celeb wise) ignorant but I didn't really know who he is or what he's about (im English + he's not well known over here) but this guy is funny! He doesn't take himself too seriously………it's quite refreshing really. Yea he was taking the piss outa Perez but it was in a funny way not vindictive nasty way!



  61. 61

    haha that was funny!



  62. 62

    So John Mayer leaves wacked out messages on twitter, and attempts to do stand up. Not too bad though, he's givin' it a shot and he's not awkward on stage….

    If only he weren't so arrogant and narcissitic, then he'd be summat else!



  63. 63

    i really dont like him… think he most have an axis II diagnosis or something… some shit just aint right.



  64. 64

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!



  65. 65

    perez = queen of the comb over, lmao, wtf, 31 and a comb over? stop sucking so much cock and keep the hair, lmao, you and the bitch with the horses and missing husband (and fully charged batteries)



  66. 66

    Re: JigSaw – This is why I love you….



  67. 67

    this is perfect. hahaha i love it



  68. 68

    "P.S. John Mayer is so clearly obsessed with Perez. How cute"
    Is that some attempt at a joke? You have the nerve to say that when it's quite obviously been the other way around for two years?



  69. 69

    Wow, I sort of believed you but it was just weird to imagine. Good for you, you made out with John fuckin Mayer and now you have your proof! Too bad he's a douchebag…never liked the guy or ever thought he was in any way good looking.



  70. 70

    I see John Mayer as such a douchebag that I can't find him funny.



  71. 71

    he fucking OWNS you, he is completely dissing you and you dont even get it!!!! ha hahahahaha



  72. 72

    Just the thought of John Mayer with a dick in his mouth gives me a boner.



  73. 73

    JOHN MAYER…YUM! I'D SWAP SPIT WITH HIM ALL NIGHT LONG………SIGH….



  74. 74

    OH MY GOSH. Who knew he was hilarious? Loved his stand up. I just died laughing.



  75. 75

    Re: Hole – Hey hole, lets play a game and I will let you live if you win, shut the fuck up and saw will leave you alone, got it? rules are really simple leave me and mel alone, however xandria is open for your abuse



  76. 76

    Glad to hear he finally admits to it. Even though he wasn't worth the hassle.



  77. 77

    speechless



  78. 78

    haaa wow



  79. 79

    he's not even funny…why r people laughing



  80. 80

    I'm always surprised by how funny he is. Dude could be the next triple threat.



  81. 81

    O SHIT! OMG! 1ST I WANNA SAY: GET IT PEREZ!! 2ND: OMFG!! WOOOW WHO KNEW?! LOLZ (PEREZ DID!)



  82. 82

    OKAY! Girlfriend! Who haven't you kissed in Hollywood!



  83. 83

    mmm I love me some john mayer.



  84. 84

    he said he is up for a challenge…don't settle for just some tongue action baby! go get it where u want it

  85. katzz says – reply to this


    85

    omg i love john mayer!!!!!



  86. 86

    hey queen of the comb over, i didnt see any tounge, wtf?



  87. 87

    Okay, so John Mayer was on my "free pass" list, people who, if I got a chance to, I could have a free pass, behind Johnny Depp, Trent Reznor and Will Smith… He just got booted off the list, he's so tainted now……….. GROSS!!!!!
    I'm crushed.
    I wonder how he EVER got that taste out of his mouth? There is not enough tequila in these United States to make that go away. just icky….



  88. 88

    Did he just… come out?

    Or was that a joke I didn't quite understand?

    Seriously, did John Mayer just come out of the closet?



  89. 89

    I NEVER KNEW HE HAD SUCH A POTTY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    HE DROPS MORE F BOMBS A MINUTE THAN I DO!!!!!

  90. DALE says – reply to this


    90

    LMAO! He's so much more funnier and wittyer than you, he should have his own celebrity web site, it would make yours obselete.



  91. 91

    Re: K!SSes – yeah it doesn't sound like a normal audience at a comedy show either, the screams, I think they're obviously die hard Mayer fans. spew…



  92. 92

    John Mayer is very unfunny.



  93. 93

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EWWWW, i trusted you perez and now i know you were telling the truth and is disgusting, maybe you are the reason of why he and jen broke up, i hope so



  94. 94

    PEREZ, YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING. i'm surprised you didn't accidentally eat him. oh, and first guy you've ever made out with? mm i'm thinkin yes.



  95. 95

    I didnt know JM did comedy….



  96. 96

    I just returned from the mayercraft 2 and it was fucking aweseom.John was out in the clubs pouring drinks and djing for everyone.He didnt brush anyone off he was one with the people.I was invited to a private party and he djed using itunes for like 20 people in a private club and he didnt want it to end he kept going until 7 am.It was one of the best nights of my life.I cant wait for mayercraft 3



  97. 97

    this is fucking great. who FUCKING cares



  98. 98

    Re: DALE – GET ME SOME GRAPE DRINK AND SOME GREENS BITCH! AND ADD SOME PEAS AND CORNBREAD!!!



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  100. 100

    lmao
    love it!

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