The Boy In The Plastic Bubble?

Filed under: Tobey Maguire

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He's melting!

Meeeeeeltiiiiiing!

Tobey Maguire better run inside soon before his entire face falls off due to the hot Los Angeles sun!!!

The wacktor has been spending too much time with butt bud Leonardo DiCaprio, as his douchebag ways really rubbed off on Monday.

Someone throw the Spiderman actor some SPF 50, stat!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 1, 2009 at 2:45 pm / Email this  »

    31 comments to “The Boy In The Plastic Bubble?”



    1. 1

      wtf? is this news?

      i like the guy, and i like dicaprio too
      wtf perez?



    2. 2

      hes so gross



    3. 3

      Looks like he's smelling his armpit checking the offense level….



    4. 4

      No better description than to describe YOU fat ass!!!!



    5. 5

      lol



    6. 6

      Is he hiding or is he smelling his pit to make sure he isn't bringing the funk?



    7. 7

      He is just covering his face? Marci, what is going on here? Did I miss a story earlier?

      Dad

    8. pabst says – reply to this


      8

      I don't get it. Are you drunk again?



    9. 9

      He is just covering his face? Marci, did I miss a story earlier?

      Dad



    10. 10

      HE IS JUST SHIELDING HOIS FACE FROM THE PAPS.HE'S NOT A FAMEWHORE LIKE SOME PEOPLE WE KNOW!!!!!ARE YOU JEALOUS BECAUSE HE'S NOT GAY LIKE U!!



    11. 11

      Re: LizardKinG – Dito!Lizard King-how you doing man?



    12. 12

      WTF!!!



    13. 13

      Hey Mario, i didn't realise you had your own song:
      Spider Pig!
      Spider Pig!
      Does whatever a spider pig does!
      can he swing from a web?
      No he can't
      He's a pig!
      Lookout!
      Here comes the spider pig!!



    14. 14

      funny



    15. 15

      didn't Michael Jackson start off like this?



    16. 16

      He don't want you looking at him Mario! Damn!



    17. 17

      Re: RedWingsFan – Did ya hear? Me and the saw man got hitched last night…..



    18. 18

      I hated him as spiderman.. he still sux



    19. 19

      How is the news or gossip?!

    20. fiona says – reply to this


      20

      I love Tobey. You need to go jack off in a corner over your Madonna pics.

    21. tasha says – reply to this


      21

      Why don't you say the same thing about your queer Zacquisha when he hides his face from the paps because he has hidden his face too. Your stupid perez if you think these celebrities don't have the right to not want their pictures posted on your website or in a tabloid magazine.



    22. 22

      Why do the paps get so pissed- i wouldn't want someone in my face all the time either. paps need to get real jobs instead of bullshiz crap like this. The stupid questions the paps ask are a joke-the sound like re-re's. They try to be the stars "best friends" as if they care-they just want the $ shot.



    23. 23

      What exactly is the story here? I don't get it…..



    24. 24

      So you steal a picture of this dude, post it on your getting suckier by the day blog and expect the people ( the ones who make this site fun)to give a flying fuck?



    25. 25

      Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Hahaha-that's cool.Well I won't flirt with a married lady so Saw can chill{HAHA}



    26. 26

      Not all actors are fame whores like you and your ass clown posse.



    27. 27

      Re: RedWingsFan – You're an old pal, he shouldn't mind!



    28. 28

      Re: tasha – totally agree. perez has turned into a major douche.



    29. 29

      Spidey man! where are you comin from, spidey man, nobody knows who you are! OK>>we're done here..



    30. 30

      he looks like a dork.



    31. 31

      How is it douchey to not want people to take pictures of you all the time?
      I wouldn't want that.