The latest chapter from Dina Lohan's Guide to Parenting?
Want to bond with the kids?
Take your 15-year-old daughter out clubbing in Hollywood!
On a weeknight!
Dina decided to take a good ol' fashioned family outing with daughters Ali and LOLhan to Villa nightclub last week but the Lohans were turned away due to Ali being ridiculously underage.
Dina shouted the ever-so-classic "Do you know who I am???" at Villa employees with LezLo piping up, "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!"
You tell em, Lohans!
[Image via WENN.]