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Dina Lohan Will Never Learn!

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The latest chapter from Dina Lohan's Guide to Parenting?

Want to bond with the kids?

Take your 15-year-old daughter out clubbing in Hollywood!

On a weeknight!

Dina decided to take a good ol' fashioned family outing with daughters Ali and LOLhan to Villa nightclub last week but the Lohans were turned away due to Ali being ridiculously underage.

Dina shouted the ever-so-classic "Do you know who I am???" at Villa employees with LezLo piping up, "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!"

You tell em, Lohans!

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114 comments to “Dina Lohan Will Never Learn!”

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  1. 1

    Wow, What A Family. Taking Your 15 yr old daughter to a club ? OUCH…
    She Sure Is Mother Of The Year ! :]



  2. 2

    Like I really believe this…don't you know who I am???



  3. 3

    what a sad set of has-beens



  4. 4

    Just because their rich and famous.. or, well, their daughter is…
    Who would want to go clubbing with their mom anyways?



  5. 5

    Can't she be ticketed for contributing to the delinquence of a minor? Additionally….just who IS she? It isn't as if Lindsay carries any clout in Hollywood and Ali never did, so just who is it that Dina would like us to think she is?



  6. 6

    there you go Jigsaw…you like little girls…or is the little one too old for you child molester…



  7. 7

    NEITHER WILL THAT FAG HOLE!!!!!



  8. 8

    i think that outfit the ali is in is totally ridculous…i cant believe that dina would actually show her shiteous face in public with her daughter wearing something like that…omg, this bitch needs kids just about as much as the octomom…wtf!!!!!



  9. 9

    if i saw this girl with the brown hair at a club i would turn her away for being too old
    she looks elderly



  10. 10

    Ali is a better coke snorter than LezLo



  11. 11

    a huge mistake would be to flush a promising career as an actress down the toilet.



  12. 12

    15…who cares. She looks as old as the mom. Let her become a drunk like her sister.



  13. 13

    I actually feel sorry for Aliana.
    Her family is in the public eye so much, she must get teased at school. :/



  14. 14

    The Lohans' fifteen minutes is up. Go away now.



  15. 15

    lol what a C U Next Tuesday….



  16. 16

    Ahahahah! Skank posse denied! Huge mistake? Guess HighLo is going to take her drug doin' business elsewhere! I am sure the management at Villa is quaking in their boots! Future porn star making threats…Priceless!



  17. 17

    god look what little ali is wearing! she looks like a cheap ho, and at 15. so sad. does her mom even notice or does she just notice if there are cameras around!?



  18. 18

    Re: guilty of being white – Your guilty of being white ….Right



  19. 19

    How appropriate that those worthless dogs are at an event sponsored by Pedigree.



  20. 20

    Just because Perez can't get in any clubs being a gay fat ugly virgin.



  21. 21

    Ali is so talentless she make's Lindsey look like Merle Streep.



  22. 22

    Hopeless and pathetic. I wish they would drop off the face of the earth, all of 'em.



  23. 23

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – ?? didn't get that one? In this country we speak english…not hooker.



  24. 24

    who is she n ways????? what does she do



  25. 25

    Dear Celebutards: If you have to ask "Do you know who I am," you're 15 minutes are over. Now it's time for us to point and laugh at you.



  26. 26

    WHOEVER THE FUCK PUT THOSE IMPLANTS IN THAT KIDS CHEST SHOULD BE FORCED TO HAVE SEX WITH PEREZ AND THEN WITH THE MOTHER. THEY'LL PROBABLY KILL THEIRSELVES FIRST



  27. 27

    Dina shouted the ever-so-classic "Do you know who I am???

    Yeah, A Long Island hag with a horse face that will pinp out her kids for a sliver of fame.

    "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!"

    You know you are right we should have just let you in, served your under age daughter until she was sloppy drunk then called the tabloids.

    Oh Wait, that's what Lindsey is for…



  28. 28

    Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – What the fuck are you babbling idiot? Owned ass fool.



  29. 29

    they do start them early, its good to see a club turn them away =like chris brown being that hes only 19 doesnt he get into bars/it wont be long now before we see her exiting a club with skirt pulled over her head ect.makeup askew thanks tmz it sucks to be dina



  30. 30

    Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – wait, i thought i was imitating you, now im not? now i like little girls? hmmmm how is your membership in nambla going? didnt you say you were going to expose me? make me lose my job? im waiting…



  31. 31

    Dina shouted the ever-so-classic "Do you know who I am???"

    Yeah, a horse face hag from Long Island that will pimp out her kids for a sliver of fame.

    "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!"

    You know toy are right, we should let your underage daughter in get her sloppy drunk and them call the tabloids.

    Oh wait, that's Lindsey's claim to fame….



  32. 32

    Ali should be apprehended. That is just wrong wrong wrong. Lindsay didn't stand a chance with Dina as a mother. Where I live you can't get into a bar unless you show ID proving you are of age. If the police come into the club they start IDing people, if there are underage people there the place gets shut down - its really quite simple.

    I'm on 'team Michael'….well, not really, he's just as fucked up.



  33. 33

    Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – this from the dick head with idle threats, now when you going to expose me? come on, everyone is waiting



  34. 34

    Looks like Ali's had a boob job.

  35. fifi says – reply to this


    35

    someone please make them go away!



  36. 36

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Oh I get it…tou speak CRUNK. Are you a blood or a crypt?



  37. 37

    Yea cause it's totally worth losing your liquor license to let a 15 year old in a club. What fucking idiots.



  38. 38

    You know it is a new low when Dina Lohan reaches a surprising depth. This family is beyond delusional, dysfunctional and retarded, words are insufficient to describe. Utterly disgusting and dispicable. Whatever org dubbed her Mother of the Year (one really did, right?!) ought to just implode out of embarrassment.



  39. 39

    What the fuck is Ali wearing!!!!!! No one should be allowed out of the house in that outfit… or even in the house.. ugh.



  40. 40

    I am in no way sticking up for the Lohan's but I read a few comments regarding Ali's outfit and I have to say look, this picture was taken on Halloween. When I was 15/16 I remember dressing in weird fishnets and looking like trash on Halloween too.

    BUT COME ON DINA!!!! GOOD FOR VILLA! They aren't STUPID. LiLo is a photog attracter and if there were photos of Ali snapped in that club it would be so over for them. She is 15!!! YOU KNOW DINA IS SLIPPING HER DAUGHTER DRINKS WHILE IN THERE! WHAT LOSERS!

    Try a real family outing like fucking Disney World.



  41. 41

    Umm hello of course they know who you are !!! Otherwise they would have mistaken your 15 year old for the 30 year old she looks like.. I mean really don't these kids go to school or anything. I still don't understand LILO going to the clubs all the time when she had a drug and booze problem, and even if she does it alone .. I don't think my mother would encourage it. well I am glad that they didn't let them in , as it's improper so if she is going to let bouncers do her parenting duties for her ,, at least someone is.



  42. 42

    What a skanky twat

    Deena is a piece of shit for sure.



  43. 43

    Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw – and what do TOU speak? what the fuck is a tou?



  44. 44

    Really not sure about that! She used to be good! and all my hot and sincere friends on " ___ T a l l m i n g le . c o m ___ " loved her! and she's popular on the site; so, what happened?



  45. 45

    Biotch Please!! How is the bouncer supposed to know you!! You are no one! Get over yourself!



  46. 46

    Re: Hole_harry_Jigsaw
    .
    Its CRIP bitch…get it right or you will have blue all over your azzzzz.
    .
    I'm growing tired of you. You have NOTHING……
    .



  47. 47

    She should have her children taken away from her.



  48. 48

    Dumbass and she wonders why her daughter is a coke head who ended up in rehad. Hmmm….I wonder why?



  49. 49

    I hate when people try to play the "do you know who I am" card. Rules are rules, laws are laws. People are always trying to get away with things because of who they are or in this case who they THINK they are. UGH!



  50. 50

    Which mother takes their underage daughter clubbing???
    Better question…which 15 yr old girl wanna club with their elderly mother anyway?!?!?!??

    So many wrongs, we all know the LOLhan fam is the worst of em all, Im anxious to see how "LIL" ali will turn out to be..ps why does she look like dinas sister? kid is 15, looks like shes goin onto 35. shyt

  51. exBFF says – reply to this


    51

    um, Ali looks 47 - doesn't that count?



  52. 52

    Lord, they both look like shit! So trashy. The girls wouldn't be the way they are though if it weren't for Dina. There is something wrong with her. Wtf is up with that stupid beau-tie thing?? and the mesh…. all of it really.



  53. 53

    UGH.
    Its the Faghan family.
    Fuck off already.



  54. 54

    Mama slut and her ho's…..



  55. 55

    why doesn't cps visit her? cps visits other families for the most ridiculous things, but this, is obvious abuse. look how wonderful her first turned out. At this point, I think her whacked out ex might do a better job-at least he is broke and could not afford the clubs. what ever happened to taking your kid to disney? oh, wait, I know, the kid is too mature for disney, she has done vegas. and you complain about miley, perez



  56. 56

    Dina is disgusting. Lindsay is a total mess. Now she's trying to parade her 15-year-old at clubs. This story can't end well.



  57. 57

    She is a suck ass mother - and a good example of what NOT to do when parenting.



  58. 58

    Dina is the worst mother in history. What a bitch! i cant stand her ass!



  59. 59

    Although I may be late, I want to deflower that Little Lohan.



  60. 60

    skanky, useless whores

    Ali needs to give back her plastic tits and put on a shirt



  61. 61

    "Do you know who I am?" she says. Let's see: you are the skanky, hag mother of a washed-up actress who is now relegated to the D-list and another daughter who has zero talent, yet wants to be a star? Yeah I know who you are Dina.



  62. 62

    In a few years Dina will be writing a book and interviews on t.v……..not understanding what happened to her kids? When will some parents learn that you can't be Best Friends with your kids! They need structure and rules. Drinking and clubbing with your 15 year old daughter is not a good decision by a Mom!



  63. 63

    I've never cared for Linday Lohan but I do feel bad for her. No wonder why her life is a trainwreck. This woman obviously cares more about going out and her kids becoming famous than she does being a mother. Bringing a teen to a club is really sad. You'd think Mommy dearest would have learned from LL's mistakes. Instead she's sending another child down the same path. Sheme on Dina.



  64. 64

    Yes we know who you are. a lowlife-hasbeen-wannabe-enabler-coke snorting-fame hoing-dyke. No wonder Lindsay can't get her life in order and you are training this kid to be just like her. You need celebrity rehab with Lindsay! Call Dr. Drew~



  65. 65

    wow…she's not only aging awfuly…as is her daughter, but she's a complete PATHETIC moron.
    Look at that mug!? You can't TELL me she looks under that age of 60!!??
    and that kid…looks to be about 30.
    how sad.
    If only they'd realize how much cuter theyd be if they:
    A. LAID OFF THE DRUGS/BOOZE/LATE NITE PARTYING
    B. ACTED LIKE A CLASSY LADY, NOT A CLASSLESS HAG
    C. WERE NICE PEOPLE (DONATED TO CHARITY, DIDN"T YOU THE " DO YOU KNOW WHO i AM PHRASE, ETC")
    D. FELL OF THE PLANET.

    nothin' but a buncha pigs that family is.



  66. 66

    Their brazen behavior can still astound.



  67. 67

    SUFFOLK COUNTY CHILDREN SERVICES ADMINISTRATION

    PEOPLE LETS CALL LOOK IT UP, THEY ARE RESIDENCE OF THE STATE OF NY plus CALL CALIFORNIA NOW….



  68. 68

    LOL! What assholes.



  69. 69

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT

    you are the drippings of a grudge fuck.



  70. 70

    Do you know who I am ? Oh yes, your are Veronica Lake



  71. 71

    What I can't believe is that she would take her daughter, who was been in rehab, and allow her to even be in a club where there is alcohol and drugs. She's a fucking moron.



  72. 72

    she should just fall on that sword already.
    what a fuck up!



  73. 73

    Why would a 15 year old need to get into a club in the first place? And why would a mother want ther 15 year old o be in one? Confused.



  74. 74

    LOL!
    Lindsay Lohan It's Funny!
    She Thinks That People Woulkd Pay Attention To What She Have To Say!
    Puh-lease!!



  75. 75

    losers. and Ali is fug.



  76. 76

    OMG!!! JUST because they are CELEBS, doesn't mean they should be allowed to let Ali in when she's a MINOR! Nice fucking role model Dina is to her kid, what, she wants Ali to be a fucking drunk like Lindsay? Fuck. Nice to see she's already dressing like a little whore. looks like she has breast implants already too. SAD.

  77. Jive says – reply to this


    77

    These whores should go back to Whore Island…oops, I mean "LaawwwnngggG Island", where people are truly "classy" and "not" Guidos and Guidettes by the truckload.



  78. 78

    DINA LOHAN IS A STUMBLING SACK OF SHIT FOR BRAINS! IF YOU HAVE TO ASK PEOPLE IF THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE..THEN IT'S PRETTY SAFE TO SAY THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!



  79. 79

    what the fuck is ali wearing.



  80. 80

    no, who are you??? we know who your has been kid once was, but that 15 minutes of fame has dried up. and what's the mistake the bouncer made? you really have sunk to a new low…lol!



  81. 81

    ugly ugly ugly- so stank its not funny



  82. 82

    trailer fucken trash,
    and baby sis did HAVE A boob job .
    is that legal ??
    LIARS TO SAY SHE DIDNT .



  83. 83

    DRESSED LIKE PLAYBOY BUNNYS ??
    are they about to go into the porn industry just like big sis ?



  84. 84

    I think Dina and Octomom should start a new reality show….."how to completely fuck up the next generation."



  85. 85

    I always think that folks who say "Don't you know who I am?" aren't who they think they are.



  86. 86

    What a bunch of dried-up twats.



  87. 87

    Sounds to me like the "club" did it's job!! They probably see enough skanks running around Hollyweird, they don't need another one. "Mom of the Year" damned sure isn't going to tell Ali "NO!!"



  88. 88

    Absolutely embarassing… I wonder if she and Ali smoke crack together?



  89. 89

    Ali may only be 15 but she has been around the block MANY times already. She is now "homeschooled" because she was such a slut in middle & high school. She was ridiculed after being caught blowing 2 guys in the restroom (at the same time) and White Oprah pulled her out because other students started making fun of her. This family is a real class act.



  90. 90

    I heard that they are soon going to film a family scat party, Brazil style.



  91. 91

    wow, Ali sure grew boobs overnight, and quite large too…..she went from flat as a board to D cups virtually in a months time….must be something in the water there in LA, because it sure seems to happen there with much regularity. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Christina Agularia, etc. and now Miley Cyrus AND Ali Lohan have ALL gone from flat or average boobs to much bigger to huge in unnaturally short time frames….must be something (silicone) in the water….wink wink
    and as for Dina, hey you coke head whore, you are not shit, Lindsay is a fake boobed HAAAAAAAS BEEN that Hollywood laughs at along with the rest of the country, nobody is going to hire your waste of oxygen daughter. And Ali has less talent and is more homely than Miley Cyrus who can't sing or act her way out of a paper bag.



  92. 92

    LMAO!…love the classic, "do you know who i am?!"



  93. 93

    i just called my Mom and told her how much i loved her..
    this woman is a disgusting piece of pimp trash.
    remember those pics of Linds and her mom from a few years ago in that dirty hotel room strewn with clothes playing "dress up" (with that bottle of Jack Daniens and a white powder on the bedside table…I think it was somewhere in Miami and an underaged Linds wrote a letter to Kelly Osborne saying these photos were leaked and they were "really bad", run little younge sister, your Mother is a whore!



  94. 94

    Didn´t they get the memo that say Halloween is over?!?



  95. 95

    Yeah, they knew who you and your girls are and that's why they didnt want to let you in. HAHAHAHAHAHA



  96. 96

    Ali is going to be such a slut and a hot mess when she's older. I can pretty much guarantee that.



  97. 97

    I F***ING HAAAAAATEEEE THE LOHANS!!!!!!!! DINA IS AN AWFUL MOTHER AND A GOLDDIGGER, SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD KIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE. LOCA LOHAN IS A HORRIBLE SISTER, GIVING TERRIBLE EXAMPLES TO HER SISTER AND BROTHER. AND, WELL, WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT THIS SOON TO BECOME A HOOKER, I MEAN, 15 YEAR OLD CHILD. NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF THIS "FAMILY".



  98. 98

    that is a bite out there..but LOHANS are my favorite fam in Hollywood (except the weird ass dad!)



  99. 99

    OMG. Dina Lohan thinks she's a celebrity. Do you think we should tell her she isn't? That she's only the mother of a failing child-star? Or do you think we should let this joke keep going?



  100. 100

    maybe a few years ago underage celebmorphs can get into clubs but come on 21 is the legal age have them wait…by the time this girl does turn 21 she is going to look, 31…

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