Dina Lohan Will Never Learn!

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The latest chapter from Dina Lohan's Guide to Parenting?

Want to bond with the kids?

Take your 15-year-old daughter out clubbing in Hollywood!

On a weeknight!

Dina decided to take a good ol' fashioned family outing with daughters Ali and LOLhan to Villa nightclub last week but the Lohans were turned away due to Ali being ridiculously underage.

Dina shouted the ever-so-classic "Do you know who I am???" at Villa employees with LezLo piping up, "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!"

You tell em, Lohans!

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    Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 12:15 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      This family is so disgusting and pathetic. You don't know whether to hate them, be nauseous or feel sorry for them. Guess Dina didn't see what going to clubs as a teen did to Drew Barrymore! At least Drew was able to admit her mistakes, get the help she needed and now has a very healthy career, the same which definitely cannot be said about Lindsay Lo-whore. Unfortunately it will take one of her daughters ODing before Dina pulls her head out of her bony ass.



    2. 102

      blah!



    3. 103

      i guess since she ruined one she cant wait to ruin the other



    4. 104

      What the eff is Ali wearing?



    5. 105

      hmm i wonder who totti goldsmiths character on neighbours is loosely based on



    6. 106

      What a loser dina is…..and word is the kid has ZERO talent. Execs are trying to be nice…but apparently there will be no re-signing with her.



    7. 107

      just let dina-weena think shes a celebrity…just so we have something to laugh at. we all know damn well she is not. x



    8. 108

      you know what i'm so sick and tired of miss lohan thinking that she runs this shiz….get over yourself you are nothing but a rotting need a face lift bitch that is just mad because your daughter can't get into a club because its ILLEGAL! why is it that these bitches get away with this shit and i had to wait until i was 21…damn wish i had a million dollars…but im so sick of dina and ali get over it biotch you are 15!



    9. 109

      oh wow, look at that,
      being a bimbo runs in the family.
      its not just you lindsay! :D



    10. 110

      momLo must have worked hard back in the day…
      …running young Lindsay to lessons and rehearsals, helping rehearse lines…unless Lindsay was a natural?

      Now she tears down her own 'hard' work with stupid stuff and she doesn't know how lost she looks.
      Her Leona bit - 'do you know who I am'…
      is like saying 'I demand to be somebody'!
      I'd just be surprised and flattered when someone did recognize me (if that's your thing?).
      It was Lindsay's face in front of the camera…so does it make sense that Not everyone recognizes you/momLo? Please ask anyone's advice on this?

      If she's taking the younger one to bars…maybe she's on drugs and just doesn't care anymore? Hope I'm wrong.

      She must not have enough $$$ to hire an adviser or has a crappy one?

      "Despite" what DadLo has done - I don't think he has looked as stupid as
      momLo…If I'm not wrong he tried to jar the public with his recent
      concern about drugs, weight and associations/Lilly Allen.
      Dad's do that - n momLo is taking the teen to bars?

      Lindsay probably doesn't listen to him any how - hence his putting his
      concerns before the public - to draw attention to True concern

      have to agree - you think she'd learn?

      Hate the actions not the person.



    11. 111

      Hate the action not the person…
      if the person's actions get too crazy…it's probably time to go.lol

      It sucks when your fam gets ODD in public…but hey - her parents aren't running around in an almost black-out phase of drunk, and acting like someone that desperately needs to be locked up…like Lilly Allen has. So I guess when it come to the Lohan parents and their behavior -it could be worse?



    12. 112

      MY BAD!My Bad!
      I meant to say that DadLo DOESN'T look/act as bad as momLo.lol

      he might have had a child with someone else? cheated? If so - Not good at all- miserable in fact 'but' if DadLo was with momLo at that time, well maybe he saw momLo and didn't recognize her?lol! kidding of course. He might have done miserable things..but if he steps up and does any good thing…I'd take it! Dad, remember when you took me to ____ and we'd talk about ____ and it was Great, I just need that soon please?



    13. 113

      GOD. this explains so much! no wonder poor lilo is so messed up! :)

      now dina wants to go forth and fuck up lindz's "uglier version of her" little sister out for a night on the town? ewie! come ON dina!

      This is the kind of mother who must have had a beer in the cupholder, cig in hand, and baby sitting on lap while riding in the pickup truck.



    14. 114

      I forgot. Ali- that stripper outfit you're wearing is ADORABLE. did your mom pick that out or did you tell the lingerie store you were a dancer to get 10% off?

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