How Do We Say This Delicately???

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   LaDiva delivers KO fatalities says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   perez stop thinking with your ballz…..

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   she is 17!!!

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   Jealous much Mario???????

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   Just a banana.

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   dirty.

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   I was going to say that the shorts are just hanging that way but I don't think there's any denying that one!

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   THAT is fucking funny!!

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   bongo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   he stuck his silver medal in her

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   bongo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   that's an uneven bar

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    perez you are a JERK

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    ewwwww

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    That is frigging hilarious.

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    ICK!!!

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    erickaenvy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wow perez, seriously you've been slacking. this is old news

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    Gertver says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hahaaa :p Lol

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    Gertver says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hahaa :p Lol

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    Danielle73 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG! This is painful….. poor guy…. But nature has been good to him? Its no small exciting bump…. hihihi. Love from Danielle, the Netherlands.

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    first?
    i bet that was embarrasing :L

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that's an Olympic moment

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    haha, saw these pix on tmz 2 days ago…

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    Mike_Rotch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that's embarrasing…

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    nasty

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    Lene says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    So?
    It's not like he can help it…

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    CandyDanny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Boohooo gay!

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    Sensitivity says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!WHAT A DORKINHEISER!!

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    i_hate_perez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    your so late tmz said that like 2 days ago…

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    LizardKinG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NEXT

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    and not for nothing but, isn't she supposed to be a young olympian? she looks like she has a lot of belly fat. maybe from stalker stress?

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    Too funny!!!

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    PrincessJaney says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is old news, but still funny!! Mark is a perv tho cuz she is only 17

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    He's packing like a thirteen year old get some extends buddy…..

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    Cheekycheeks says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    this is an old story, perez, seriously get your head out of your ass, and do your job!!!

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    she has a really weird body. kind of looks like a midget body with normal legs and arms.

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    That has been on TMZ for some time now.

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    how fucking creepy.

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    LizardKinG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YOU SO WISH YOU WERE SHAWN JOHNSON IN THAT PICTURE HUH MARIO

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    LOLLL

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    that video of him dancing and thrusting his floppy cokk all over was stright up bizzare and nasty….then he gets hard eeeeewwww

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    lol i noticed that on the show but i thought i was just seeing shit….

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    U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This was on TMZ yesterday, fucktard!

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    ILoveCock says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He is so Yummy. But Small Boner

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    SmellyJelly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    TMZ had this ages ago, in internet time.

    You are losing it, mario.

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    nutcracker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Nasty! hahaha

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    brainchild says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Even Tom has a boner…no wait, that's his mike..

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    Re: Dorothy Gale – Belly Fat? She's solid muscle…

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    rated M for the QUEEN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lmfao ya mark does seem a tad creepy

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    ilubusher says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ew. is she not like… a minor

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    is pole vaulting part of the show?

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    SamiJames says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is old news-it was on TMZ yesterday! Perez-try and keep up!

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    LaffyTaffy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Darn I missed it when it was on TV…ugh! That's so funny.

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    Kymbo Slice says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If I remember correctly, I believe you said at the beginning of the season that you weren't covering DWTS because you didn't give a F*CK.

    SHUT UP THEN! KAY?

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    This is why professional male dancers wear supportive dance belts. What a Friggin moron.

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    staci. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    maybe a dance belt?

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    ride00 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    its pretty nasty that happened, its a fucking 17 year old girl, he shud be ashamed.

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    MaggieUK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lol dirty boy

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    DSummerfan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why people who trash Perez are here everyday anyways?

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    7053 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ewww Gross is'nt she like 12!

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    they posted video of this on TMZ like 4 DAYS AGO…slowass

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    lmao nice bonner! I'm impressed…

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    whoa!!…thats kinda gross…she's just a kid!!

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    Charlie Prince says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    JoyceCullen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHA Thats priceless!! Gotta love live TV

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    took you look enough to take it off tmz

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    olympia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EEEWWWWW!What a Pedo

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    Was the arrow really necessary Perez?

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    [[Ninjas rule]] says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she looks fat…also this is late you queerass. this came out on tmz days ago…

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    as we say in the gymnastics world……….a perfect 10!!!!!!!!

    lol

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    ok - thats funny!

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    Lula Mae Lou says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez is devastated because Mark's erection is normal sized for a guy his age, not like the tiny gherkin that Zacquisha has (about the size of a Q-Tip end, actually)

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    Did you actually watch? it was flapping around like no tomorrow. The way he is always hanging all over her kind of creepy.

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    !holler says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAH that is hilARIOUS! holy crap! hahahha. ohhh boy

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    (Pole) Dancing with the Stiff…uh, i mean Star…

    Who wants to blame Mark? She's a healthy young woman coming of age…

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    she's a minor! what a pervert

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    Ewwwww….. what a creep! She is just a little girl, she doesn't even have any breasts yet!

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    Um, he's almost at mignight good lord. I hope that's a prop of some kind otherwise how embarassing!

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    BellaMuranoGlassJewelry says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha…CRAZY FUNNY!!!!
    Poor guy!

    bellamuranoglassjewelry.com

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    mi mama me mima says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, you're like 4 days slow than the other sites.

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    HAHAHAHAHAH

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    lovelyS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: DSummerfan –

    i know tons of people like myself ONLY go on perez not tmz so shut the fuck up!
    i have not seen it.

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    He needs better wang control..
    She's pretty young..so I'd say he is kind of a perv

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    well at least we know he is not gay.

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    Why would you even post this?

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    my manager made
    me watch the youtube
    video of this yesterday
    "pole dancing with the stars"
    i think is what its called.
    funny, but uncomfortable.

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    I don't see why he would get like that,she is short,chubby and ugly.

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    Bet he'll be duct taping that thing down next week. lol

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    BOING,BOING,BOING!!

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    Scrib says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is old news. TMZ posted it 48 hours ago.

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    OMG! LOl, he really does have a boner and it's almost bigger than she is. Too funny.

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    LMAO! That is so hilarious.

    And shut up you prude people. Don't even tell me she's a child. 17 years old is hardly a child. She'll be nearly the same both mentally and physically in 10 months when she turns 18. I doubt he's creepy or touched in the head either way, just a normal guy. He's like.. only 22 anyway.

    Anyway. I love Shawn though, she's my favorite on DWTS and my favorite gymnast. She's so talented. I was a gymnast when I was reallyyy little, and I will never in my life get on a balance beam again lmao. All of the girls in my class laughed at me lol.

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    OMG, are some of yall kidding? His thing is really small, unless its bent or something

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    sheba088 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Mark is cute! But Shawn does have a stalker. She is only 17!

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    Juleboo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    No Wonder she was giggles so damn much! HA!!!!!!

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    i have to agree…ur not on ur job lately p…i count on u to be FIRST. u havn't been. decide what you want to do. this or other stuff. with much love.

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    It's a natural reflex - at least we know the plumbing is working well….:o)

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    ~~~~HAHA WOW. I HAVE BEEN NOTICING THE WAY HE RUBS AND HUGS AND LOOKS AT HER IS KINDA CREEPY. NOW I KNOW I WAS RIGHT LOL~~~~

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    Disturbed says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    God this was posted everywhere like 3 days ago! You get more irrelevant every day Perez.

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    Holy shit she's 17. Where is Chris Hansen and his hidden cameras when you need him?

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    ew..

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    hahahaha!!! lmao!!! oooooops lol

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     FUNNNNNNNY