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Mark Ballas gets VERY excited whilst shimmying with Shawn Johnson on Dancing With The Stars.

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124 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. 1

    perez stop thinking with your ballz…..



  2. 2

    she is 17!!!



  3. 3

    Jealous much Mario???????



  4. 4

    Just a banana.



  5. 5

    dirty.



  6. 6

    I was going to say that the shorts are just hanging that way but I don't think there's any denying that one!



  7. 7

    THAT is fucking funny!!



  8. 8

    he stuck his silver medal in her



  9. 9

    that's an uneven bar



  10. 10

    perez you are a JERK



  11. 11

    ewwwww



  12. 12

    That is frigging hilarious.

  13. pabst says – reply to this


    13

    ICK!!!



  14. 14

    wow perez, seriously you've been slacking. this is old news



  15. 15

    Hahaaa :p Lol



  16. 16

    Hahaa :p Lol



  17. 17

    OMG! This is painful….. poor guy…. But nature has been good to him? Its no small exciting bump…. hihihi. Love from Danielle, the Netherlands.



  18. 18

    first?
    i bet that was embarrasing :L



  19. 19

    that's an Olympic moment



  20. 20

    haha, saw these pix on tmz 2 days ago…



  21. 21

    that's embarrasing…



  22. 22

    nasty

  23. Lene says – reply to this


    23

    So?
    It's not like he can help it…



  24. 24

    Boohooo gay!



  25. 25

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!WHAT A DORKINHEISER!!



  26. 26

    your so late tmz said that like 2 days ago…



  27. 27

    NEXT



  28. 28

    and not for nothing but, isn't she supposed to be a young olympian? she looks like she has a lot of belly fat. maybe from stalker stress?



  29. 29

    Too funny!!!



  30. 30

    This is old news, but still funny!! Mark is a perv tho cuz she is only 17



  31. 31

    He's packing like a thirteen year old get some extends buddy…..



  32. 32

    this is an old story, perez, seriously get your head out of your ass, and do your job!!!



  33. 33

    she has a really weird body. kind of looks like a midget body with normal legs and arms.



  34. 34

    That has been on TMZ for some time now.



  35. 35

    how fucking creepy.



  36. 36

    YOU SO WISH YOU WERE SHAWN JOHNSON IN THAT PICTURE HUH MARIO



  37. 37

    LOLLL



  38. 38

    that video of him dancing and thrusting his floppy cokk all over was stright up bizzare and nasty….then he gets hard eeeeewwww



  39. 39

    lol i noticed that on the show but i thought i was just seeing shit….



  40. 40

    This was on TMZ yesterday, fucktard!



  41. 41

    He is so Yummy. But Small Boner :(



  42. 42

    TMZ had this ages ago, in internet time.

    You are losing it, mario.



  43. 43

    Nasty! hahaha :D



  44. 44

    Even Tom has a boner…no wait, that's his mike..



  45. 45

    Re: Dorothy Gale – Belly Fat? She's solid muscle…



  46. 46

    lmfao ya mark does seem a tad creepy



  47. 47

    ew. is she not like… a minor



  48. 48

    is pole vaulting part of the show?



  49. 49

    This is old news-it was on TMZ yesterday! Perez-try and keep up!



  50. 50

    Darn I missed it when it was on TV…ugh! That's so funny.



  51. 51

    If I remember correctly, I believe you said at the beginning of the season that you weren't covering DWTS because you didn't give a F*CK.

    SHUT UP THEN! KAY?



  52. 52

    This is why professional male dancers wear supportive dance belts. What a Friggin moron.



  53. 53

    maybe a dance belt?



  54. 54

    its pretty nasty that happened, its a fucking 17 year old girl, he shud be ashamed.



  55. 55

    Lol dirty boy



  56. 56

    Why people who trash Perez are here everyday anyways?

  57. 7053 says – reply to this


    57

    Ewww Gross is'nt she like 12!



  58. 58

    they posted video of this on TMZ like 4 DAYS AGO…slowass



  59. 59

    lmao nice bonner! I'm impressed…



  60. 60

    whoa!!…thats kinda gross…she's just a kid!!



  61. 61

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  62. 62

    HAHAHA Thats priceless!! Gotta love live TV :D



  63. 63

    took you look enough to take it off tmz



  64. 64

    EEEWWWWW!What a Pedo



  65. 65

    Was the arrow really necessary Perez?



  66. 66

    she looks fat…also this is late you queerass. this came out on tmz days ago…



  67. 67

    as we say in the gymnastics world……….a perfect 10!!!!!!!!

    lol



  68. 68

    ok - thats funny!



  69. 69

    Perez is devastated because Mark's erection is normal sized for a guy his age, not like the tiny gherkin that Zacquisha has (about the size of a Q-Tip end, actually)



  70. 70

    Did you actually watch? it was flapping around like no tomorrow. The way he is always hanging all over her kind of creepy.



  71. 71

    LOL! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAH that is hilARIOUS! holy crap! hahahha. ohhh boy



  72. 72

    (Pole) Dancing with the Stiff…uh, i mean Star…

    Who wants to blame Mark? She's a healthy young woman coming of age…



  73. 73

    she's a minor! what a pervert



  74. 74

    Ewwwww….. what a creep! She is just a little girl, she doesn't even have any breasts yet! :(



  75. 75

    Um, he's almost at mignight good lord. I hope that's a prop of some kind otherwise how embarassing!



  76. 76

    haha…CRAZY FUNNY!!!!
    Poor guy!

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  77. 77

    Perez, you're like 4 days slow than the other sites.



  78. 78

    HAHAHAHAHAH



  79. 79

    Re: DSummerfan

    i know tons of people like myself ONLY go on perez not tmz so shut the fuck up!
    i have not seen it.



  80. 80

    He needs better wang control..
    She's pretty young..so I'd say he is kind of a perv



  81. 81

    well at least we know he is not gay.



  82. 82

    Why would you even post this?



  83. 83

    my manager made
    me watch the youtube
    video of this yesterday
    "pole dancing with the stars"
    i think is what its called.
    funny, but uncomfortable.



  84. 84

    I don't see why he would get like that,she is short,chubby and ugly.



  85. 85

    Bet he'll be duct taping that thing down next week. lol



  86. 86

    BOING,BOING,BOING!!

  87. Scrib says – reply to this


    87

    This is old news. TMZ posted it 48 hours ago.



  88. 88

    OMG! LOl, he really does have a boner and it's almost bigger than she is. Too funny.



  89. 89

    LMAO! That is so hilarious.

    And shut up you prude people. Don't even tell me she's a child. 17 years old is hardly a child. She'll be nearly the same both mentally and physically in 10 months when she turns 18. I doubt he's creepy or touched in the head either way, just a normal guy. He's like.. only 22 anyway.

    Anyway. I love Shawn though, she's my favorite on DWTS and my favorite gymnast. She's so talented. I was a gymnast when I was reallyyy little, and I will never in my life get on a balance beam again lmao. All of the girls in my class laughed at me lol.



  90. 90

    OMG, are some of yall kidding? His thing is really small, unless its bent or something



  91. 91

    Mark is cute! But Shawn does have a stalker. She is only 17!



  92. 92

    No Wonder she was giggles so damn much! HA!!!!!!



  93. 93

    i have to agree…ur not on ur job lately p…i count on u to be FIRST. u havn't been. decide what you want to do. this or other stuff. with much love.



  94. 94

    It's a natural reflex - at least we know the plumbing is working well….:o)



  95. 95

    ~~~~HAHA WOW. I HAVE BEEN NOTICING THE WAY HE RUBS AND HUGS AND LOOKS AT HER IS KINDA CREEPY. NOW I KNOW I WAS RIGHT LOL~~~~



  96. 96

    God this was posted everywhere like 3 days ago! You get more irrelevant every day Perez.



  97. 97

    Holy shit she's 17. Where is Chris Hansen and his hidden cameras when you need him?



  98. 98

    ew..



  99. 99

    hahahaha!!! lmao!!! oooooops lol



  100. 100

    FUNNNNNNNY

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