How Do We Say This Delicately???

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Mark Ballas gets VERY excited whilst shimmying with Shawn Johnson on Dancing With The Stars.

Posted: Apr 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm / Email this »

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LaDiva delivers KO fatalities says – reply to this

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perez stop thinking with your ballz…..
andyhatesyou says – reply to this

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she is 17!!!
Hmmmm.... says – reply to this

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Jealous much Mario???????
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Just a banana.
kristen927 says – reply to this

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dirty.
Sky's the limit says – reply to this

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I was going to say that the shorts are just hanging that way but I don't think there's any denying that one!
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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THAT is fucking funny!!
bongo says – reply to this

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he stuck his silver medal in her
bongo says – reply to this

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that's an uneven bar
PREEEEYA says – reply to this

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perez you are a JERK
HisGirl125 says – reply to this

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ewwwww
dblondinj says – reply to this

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That is frigging hilarious.
pabst says – reply to this

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ICK!!!
erickaenvy says – reply to this

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wow perez, seriously you've been slacking. this is old news
Gertver says – reply to this

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Hahaaa :p Lol
Gertver says – reply to this

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Hahaa :p Lol
Danielle73 says – reply to this

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OMG! This is painful….. poor guy…. But nature has been good to him? Its no small exciting bump…. hihihi. Love from Danielle, the Netherlands.
saeh93x says – reply to this

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first?
i bet that was embarrasing :L
bongo says – reply to this

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that's an Olympic moment
stampy420 says – reply to this

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haha, saw these pix on tmz 2 days ago…
Mike_Rotch says – reply to this

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that's embarrasing…
RobotEAThuman says – reply to this

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nasty
Lene says – reply to this

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So?
It's not like he can help it…
CandyDanny says – reply to this

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Boohooo gay!
Sensitivity says – reply to this

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!WHAT A DORKINHEISER!!
i_hate_perez says – reply to this

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your so late tmz said that like 2 days ago…
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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NEXT
Dorothy Gale says – reply to this

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and not for nothing but, isn't she supposed to be a young olympian? she looks like she has a lot of belly fat. maybe from stalker stress?
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Too funny!!!
PrincessJaney says – reply to this

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This is old news, but still funny!! Mark is a perv tho cuz she is only 17
SweetMocha says – reply to this

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He's packing like a thirteen year old get some extends buddy…..
Cheekycheeks says – reply to this

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this is an old story, perez, seriously get your head out of your ass, and do your job!!!
dmddmd says – reply to this

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she has a really weird body. kind of looks like a midget body with normal legs and arms.
Juggee says – reply to this

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That has been on TMZ for some time now.
imawesome says – reply to this

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how fucking creepy.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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YOU SO WISH YOU WERE SHAWN JOHNSON IN THAT PICTURE HUH MARIO
Trannys says – reply to this

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LOLLL
Jezzebelle is Bold says – reply to this

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that video of him dancing and thrusting his floppy cokk all over was stright up bizzare and nasty….then he gets hard eeeeewwww
donichka says – reply to this

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lol i noticed that on the show but i thought i was just seeing shit….
U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS says – reply to this

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This was on TMZ yesterday, fucktard!
ILoveCock says – reply to this

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He is so Yummy. But Small Boner
SmellyJelly says – reply to this

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TMZ had this ages ago, in internet time.

You are losing it, mario.
nutcracker says – reply to this

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Nasty! hahaha
brainchild says – reply to this

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Even Tom has a boner…no wait, that's his mike..
BrookeR says – reply to this

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Re: Dorothy Gale – Belly Fat? She's solid muscle…
rated M for the QUEEN says – reply to this

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lmfao ya mark does seem a tad creepy
ilubusher says – reply to this

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ew. is she not like… a minor
bongo says – reply to this

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is pole vaulting part of the show?
SamiJames says – reply to this

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This is old news-it was on TMZ yesterday! Perez-try and keep up!
LaffyTaffy says – reply to this

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Darn I missed it when it was on TV…ugh! That's so funny.
Kymbo Slice says – reply to this

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If I remember correctly, I believe you said at the beginning of the season that you weren't covering DWTS because you didn't give a F*CK.

SHUT UP THEN! KAY?
AshleyRoz says – reply to this

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This is why professional male dancers wear supportive dance belts. What a Friggin moron.
staci. says – reply to this

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maybe a dance belt?
ride00 says – reply to this

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its pretty nasty that happened, its a fucking 17 year old girl, he shud be ashamed.
MaggieUK says – reply to this

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Lol dirty boy
DSummerfan says – reply to this

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Why people who trash Perez are here everyday anyways?
7053 says – reply to this

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Ewww Gross is'nt she like 12!
MissDoodahDay says – reply to this

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they posted video of this on TMZ like 4 DAYS AGO…slowass
tgirlpyramid says – reply to this

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lmao nice bonner! I'm impressed…
snappingturtle80 says – reply to this

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whoa!!…thats kinda gross…she's just a kid!!
Charlie Prince says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JoyceCullen says – reply to this

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HAHAHA Thats priceless!! Gotta love live TV
justtfax says – reply to this

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took you look enough to take it off tmz
olympia says – reply to this

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EEEWWWWW!What a Pedo
starmix18 says – reply to this

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Was the arrow really necessary Perez?
[[Ninjas rule]] says – reply to this

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she looks fat…also this is late you queerass. this came out on tmz days ago…
exgymnast68 says – reply to this

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as we say in the gymnastics world……….a perfect 10!!!!!!!!

lol
me, myself and i says – reply to this

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ok - thats funny!
Lula Mae Lou says – reply to this

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Perez is devastated because Mark's erection is normal sized for a guy his age, not like the tiny gherkin that Zacquisha has (about the size of a Q-Tip end, actually)
nicolie says – reply to this

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Did you actually watch? it was flapping around like no tomorrow. The way he is always hanging all over her kind of creepy.
!holler says – reply to this

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LOL! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAH that is hilARIOUS! holy crap! hahahha. ohhh boy
davejohn says – reply to this

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(Pole) Dancing with the Stiff…uh, i mean Star…

Who wants to blame Mark? She's a healthy young woman coming of age…
leaveit2beeker says – reply to this

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she's a minor! what a pervert
cookies. says – reply to this

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Ewwwww….. what a creep! She is just a little girl, she doesn't even have any breasts yet!
Delaneyz says – reply to this

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Um, he's almost at mignight good lord. I hope that's a prop of some kind otherwise how embarassing!
BellaMuranoGlassJewelry says – reply to this

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haha…CRAZY FUNNY!!!!
Poor guy!

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mi mama me mima says – reply to this

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Perez, you're like 4 days slow than the other sites.
lovelyS says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAH
lovelyS says – reply to this

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Re: DSummerfan –

i know tons of people like myself ONLY go on perez not tmz so shut the fuck up!
i have not seen it.
observant1 says – reply to this

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He needs better wang control..
She's pretty young..so I'd say he is kind of a perv
miperolindo says – reply to this

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well at least we know he is not gay.
Jumperchu says – reply to this

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Why would you even post this?
merrygo round says – reply to this

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my manager made
me watch the youtube
video of this yesterday
"pole dancing with the stars"
i think is what its called.
funny, but uncomfortable.
vidaboa33 says – reply to this

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I don't see why he would get like that,she is short,chubby and ugly.
Canukian says – reply to this

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Bet he'll be duct taping that thing down next week. lol
nakedsnake says – reply to this

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BOING,BOING,BOING!!
Scrib says – reply to this

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This is old news. TMZ posted it 48 hours ago.
goodtasteishardtofind says – reply to this

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OMG! LOl, he really does have a boner and it's almost bigger than she is. Too funny.
Miryyyy says – reply to this

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LMAO! That is so hilarious.

And shut up you prude people. Don't even tell me she's a child. 17 years old is hardly a child. She'll be nearly the same both mentally and physically in 10 months when she turns 18. I doubt he's creepy or touched in the head either way, just a normal guy. He's like.. only 22 anyway.

Anyway. I love Shawn though, she's my favorite on DWTS and my favorite gymnast. She's so talented. I was a gymnast when I was reallyyy little, and I will never in my life get on a balance beam again lmao. All of the girls in my class laughed at me lol.
BeNiceYall says – reply to this

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OMG, are some of yall kidding? His thing is really small, unless its bent or something
sheba088 says – reply to this

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Mark is cute! But Shawn does have a stalker. She is only 17!
Juleboo says – reply to this

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No Wonder she was giggles so damn much! HA!!!!!!
pjjackson says – reply to this

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i have to agree…ur not on ur job lately p…i count on u to be FIRST. u havn't been. decide what you want to do. this or other stuff. with much love.
Krista66 says – reply to this

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It's a natural reflex - at least we know the plumbing is working well….:o)
~JOSIE~ says – reply to this

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~~~~HAHA WOW. I HAVE BEEN NOTICING THE WAY HE RUBS AND HUGS AND LOOKS AT HER IS KINDA CREEPY. NOW I KNOW I WAS RIGHT LOL~~~~
Disturbed says – reply to this

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God this was posted everywhere like 3 days ago! You get more irrelevant every day Perez.
Girth InVader says – reply to this

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Holy shit she's 17. Where is Chris Hansen and his hidden cameras when you need him?
p1neapple says – reply to this

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ew..
sincerity says – reply to this

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hahahaha!!! lmao!!! oooooops lol
Shelbows says – reply to this

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FUNNNNNNNY